MICHEAL SCOTT'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE

Michael sat in his office, depressed. The perfect woman for him had left him, he had no one, Jan won't return his calls, he tried calling the benihana girl but accidentally called her sushi instead of her real name. He checked on The chair model lady but she was still dead. Michael had no one. Suddenly a knock on his door, it was his loyal number two, Dwight

"may I come in?" Dwight asked

"no, Dwight."
"don't be sad Michael, in the Schrute family, it was expected a man take at least 6 wives during his life, it was easier since most women didn't live past age 25 and to ensure he would have plentiful children to work the farm and in some cases, food…'

"oh god, Dwight, get out of here! I'm feeling bad enough already! I don't need to hear your weird Nazi cannibal family stories!"

"I'll have you know that only happened twice during a very harsh winter and grandpa Manheim was just following Orders! His grandmother was actually Jewish" Screamed Dwight as he stormed out the room.d

Michael put his hands in his head, inching closer to the dark place. He heard another knock, it was Lonnie, the receptionist he hate. He hated her because she wasn't the person she was meant to replace. She did have Pam's smile, Pamela's hair, Pan's laugh, Spam's body, Pama lama ding dong's breasts. Also she couldn't work a fax machine to save her life.

"what is it, Lonnie"

"I'm dropping off a package also I', leaving"

"OK! But who's it from?"

"doesn't say"

Micheal picked up the long box and opened it. Inside was a longbow and a single golden arrow. Upon seeing it he quickly shut the door and picked up the arrow and knew exactly what he was gonna do