(A/N: Hey guys! This is my first fanfiction, made more as a reacreational activity when I felt particularly creative one day-as well as needing to revise writing for my exams-but I wrote enough for two chapters and with enough motivation to hopefully finish the story, so I decided to share thwarteds with the world! I wouldn't upload without finishing because I really hate it when stories get abandoned. I found it a lot easier to practice writing with characters from an already establised universe, so here you go! You can probably already see the pairing here, but if you can't I won't spoil it. Do enjoy my first entry. I have very high standards of polish in any story, so enlighten me if I make any mistakes. I hope you enjoy, and read, rate and review to let me know how my first story is going!)

Chapter 1: A Miffed Wife

"So Vados," Champa growled at the blue angel through gritted teeth, "Enlighten me as to why these Saiyan are using you as personal transport? You're the God of Destruction's assistant, not a service for some Saiyan chumps!"

Vados chucked at the chubby god. "My Lord, you know as well as I do that you wanted to come, I can tell you want more of Beerus' Earth foods. And also, this is a one-way trip for these three," she gestured towards Cabba, Kale and Caulifla, who were getting restless and bickering with each other about strength, minus the timid Kale. Caulifla was convinced that she had Cabba outmatched, but the U6 elite was having none of it.

Champa glared menacingly at the three, and the tick forming on his forehead signalled Vados to speed up as much as she could. A temper tantrum was something she would do well to avoid, and while she could easily subdue the god when he gets in a fury, she wanted to drop the trio to Earth without interruption.

Over on the planet in question, Goku wiped his brow, having completed his ten thousandth weighted one-finger-pushup. Bracing himself for the eminent argument, he headed back home where his wife was preparing dinner for him and Goten.

"Hi Chi Chi, I'm back!"

No response

"Chi Chi?"

Goku looked at the ground in confusion, and found that the white linoleum flooring was getting coated in his muddy footprints.

"Ah crap! If Chi Chi sees me making a mess of things already, I won't live to spar again!"

Minutes passed as Goku stood frozen, imagining his wife's shrill voice echoing through his ears, before hurriedly grabbing the nearest fabric his eyes panned across, yanking it into his hands like a starved child craving food.

What surprised Goku was the terrified squeal that the fabric emitted when he did so.

"GOKU WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!" Chi Chi fumed at the flabbergasted Saiyan. She now stood half nude in front of her husband, wearing an expression that can only be described as petrifying. If looks could kill, then Goku would be catching up with King Yemma any second.

Goku timidly brought what he had now discovered to be his wife's top behind his back, while looking at her with both a remorseful frown and hopeful laugh on his face. It wasn't long before he realised, however, that his wife would have none of his apologies, and later that night he would be anywhere but in his room with her.

Naturally though, he did his best to calm her down before she raged at him some more.

"Kami I'm sorry Chi, I was only trying to save you from cleaning up these footprints by doing it myself!"

The ominous silence that followed told Goku that he had dug himself deeper. He could practically feel the anger emanating from his wife as she looked at the tracks that she hadn't noticed before now. He gulped in anticipation...

(A/N: So? What did you think? Let me know how I did in the reviews!)