Disclaimer: I do not own the Mario series or Bowsette. Without further ado, let's go!

It was another epic showdown to be recorded for the ages to remember in awe.

...okay, maybe it was just another Tuesday for these two.

Mario and Bowser were once again locked in combat, this time in the plains near Toad Town, but still far enough away no one could see them. Just as Mario wanted it.

The Koopa King hadn't yet kidnapped Peach, but he was on his way to do so. Rather than wait for it to happen and have to travel through eight worlds to get the princess, he decided to stop it right away so he wouldn't have to waste a week on travel alone.

"Are you ever going to give up!?" Mario yelled as he jumped over Bowser's fire breath. "Peach doesn't even like you!"

"And you're one to talk!" Bowser hollered back. "Didn't she deny your love on the moon?"

"That's because you messed it up!" Mario yelled as he tried to punch the Koopa in the face, only for him to sidestep.

Bowser was a little enraged at the moment. Well, a lot enraged, actually. He had spent months preparing the wedding from last time, and then to have everything he had done (even though most of it was stealing) thrown back in his face was a little depressing.

But the Koopa King never got depressed.

He just turned all his sorrowful emotions into rage.

Bowser tried to throw some hammers at the plumber, only for him to dodge them and use the time to close the gap, punching the king on his snout. The oversized Koopa was thrown backwards, landing a good distance away.

"Gah, how can a man that fat be this strong?" Bowser grumbled as he picked himself up.

As he looked around for something else to try (besides running away), he noticed some ? blocks floating nearby.

"Ah-ha! The pesky plumber always uses those powerups to defeat me!" Bowser said to himself. "Maybe…"

Bowser launched off dozens of fireballs in Mario's direction. Not enough to actually hit him, as Bowser had learned, but enough to keep him distracted.

Bowser raced over to the section of blocks and began hitting them. The first few gave him only a few coins and a Super Mushroom, nothing that would do him any good. However, the last box popped out something he had never seen before.

It looked like a gold crown, but with a pink mushroom head with white spots in the center. But the crown had the telltale eyes that were on most power ups, so it was clear this was one.

Bowser grabbed the crown as he saw Mario coming for him.

"Stop right there!" Mario shouted.

"Too late!" Bowser sneered as he threw caution to the wind and placed the strange power up on his head.

There was a flash of light that engulfed the king. Mario stopped running, wondering what was going to come out of the combination of Koopa and crown.

When the light died away, his jaw dropped and his eyes widened.

...and then he fell to the ground laughing.

"Y-you're a girl!" Mario laughed. "A-a freaking girl!"

Sure enough, what once stood in the place of the Koopa King was a woman around Princess Peach's age. In fact, the body structure was almost identical to Peach, if just a few inches taller. There were a few differences though.

First, her hair was red, more untamed, and tucked into a ponytail. Second, her skin was a few shades darker than the princess. Third, her outfit was entirely black, with black jeans, a black tank top, black low heel boots, a black choker necklace with spikes, and four black spiked bracelets. Four, she had red, slit eyes and a pair of horns jutting out of the side of her head.

"What the heck kind of power up is this!?" Bowser yelled in a much more feminine voice.

"Hahahaha! Serves you right for trying to one up me like that!" Mario said, still laughing on the ground.

Bowser gritted his, uh, her teeth, pulling the crown off her head. However, she didn't change back.

"C'mon!" She shouted in rage. "I'm still a girl!?"

Her eyes fell on the red capped plumber, still howling with laughter over her misfortune. Rage boiling over, she lunged at the hero. She pulled him up and wrapped an arm around his neck, the crown in her other hand.

"Hey!" Mario shouted. "What are you-"

Mario couldn't finish as the crown made contact with his head, even though he was still wearing his hat. A flash of light enveloped him like it had Bowser.

When it cleared, a similar woman appeared. She was a few inches shorter than Bowser, had brown, more kempt hair in a ponytail, and wearing a short sleeve red shirt with overalls and brown boots that covered the cuffs. She also had Mario's signature cap and a pair of white gloves. But, just like Bowser, she had a similar structure to Peach.

"Now who's laughing!?" Bowser shouted to the newly made woman in her grasp.

"Mama mia!" Mario yelled as he struggled to get out of his, ahem, her current situation.

She moved her arm around and decked Bowser in the nose again, causing her to let go.

"Why the heck did you do this to me!?" She yelled at her arch enemy.

"Because you were laughing at me!" Bowser hollered.

"You deserved it!"

"Oh, yeah?"

"Yeah!"

And with that, the two charged at one another again, as if they hadn't even changed forms at all.

Little did they know they were about to be in a whole lot more trouble.

So, this is mostly something I thought of a few minutes ago after finding out about the whole Bowsette thing. I thought it would be funny to see this in an actual story about the crown, with it falling onto a few different people.

Mario: But why did you bring me into this!?

Because I thought it would be funnier, as it would force you and Bowser to work together. Or should I saw Bowsette.

Bowser: Screw you.

Anyways, this ain't going to be anything overly sexual or something. Just a funny adventure story about two male enemies forced to work together in female bodies. You'll see why next chapter.

To all my readers, watchers, and reviewers, Stay Golden!