previously: mari and chloé had a sleepover, mari agreed to train her replacement(s) for her parents, and nath almost finished the commission for chloé. this is it! with this, mdr has come to a close. the aim had always been to view the group chat from mari's pov as she becomes better friends with everyone, opens up, and makes a better life for herself. thank you for reading this.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Chat Noir © Thomas Astruc
group chat: naffaniel is king
marinara has joined the chat
marinara:
it happened
ninny:
im sorry to hear that
marinara:
thank you for your sympathy
but I wanted you to ask about it
ninny:
why would i do that
marinara:
because you care about me
leks:
why would he do that
marinara:
listen
nino and I have a bond, okay
ninny:
your parents certainly thought so
marinara:
don't
bring them into this
ninny:
but they loved me
marinara:
be happy with your own parents
ninny:
mine don't give me free food
marinara:
that sounds like a you problem
ninny:
but it was solved with you
do you see my problem?
leks:
that free food is mine
marinara:
there's enough to go around
wait
no, it's not for either of you
leks:
u can try
marinara:
get ready to feel these fists
leks:
ur not my girlfriend
marinara:
so you can only feel her fists?
that's just rude
i've practically raised you
leks:
u used to knock on my door
and ask me if luka was in
marinara:
yeah so
leks:
to my face
marinara:
not my fault he's the better sibling
leks:
negative
marinara:
also a you problem
ninny:
the problem here
is you
im sorry
marinara:
why is it me
it's both of you
leks:
two vs one
marinara:
that's called bullying
ninny:
peer pressure
marinara:
that too
leks:
we're the wise ones here
marinara:
I have never
called either of you wise
ninny:
that was your first mistake
now you look like a fool
for thinking were the idiots
when its been you all along
marinara:
ok
give me proof
leks:
ur dating adrien
marinara:
yeah
leks:
thats the proof
marinara:
are you calling my boyfriend an idiot
leks:
ye
marinara:
I mean
fair
but why does that make me the problem
leks:
idk
i forgot what we were talking about
ninny:
yeah, i was just going with the flow
marinara:
that's how you make bad decisions
ninny:
like befriending you
?
marinara:
?
leks:
sick burn
ninny:
thanks
leks:
it was sarcasm
ninny:
thanks
marinara:
I love you both
it's okay
you don't have to attack me
ninny:
love me more
marinara:
I love my children equally
leks:
ur younger than me
marinara:
I adopted you
leks:
wrong
ninny:
its called playing house, juleka
roleplaying
arent you into that with your girlfriend
leks:
this isn't sexy
marinara:
I'm the sexy part
that's it
leks:
mari
i'm sorry to tell u this
but ur not that sexy
marinara:
I have thousands of people telling me otherwise
ninny:
thats called an inflated ego
marinara:
I see how chloé became like that
I understand now
it's all making sense
leks:
p sure she was always like that
marinara:
I respect her even more
it's not easy being pretty
ninny:
im easy and pretty
marinara:
that's why alya likes you
ninny:
excuse you
she loves me
marinara:
because you put out
ninny:
did you hack my webcam
leks:
keep ur straightness a secret pls
ninny:
it is a secret
youre a chosen one
leks:
chosen to be disgusted
i don't ship it
ninny:
the ship has already sailed
leks:
not in my heart
marinara:
nino, you deserve better
get you someone that'll think your jokes are funny
ninny:
i am funny
how dare you
marinara:
I mean...
leks:
it's ok nino
we can't all be hilarious
marinara:
you make up for your lack of humour
by
idk
what are you good at
ninny:
crying...
marinara:
cool
is it the type where you still look pretty
can you teach me
ninny:
yeah
lets cry together
marinara:
that sounds like a good time
ninny:
its a date
leks:
count me out
ninny:
no can do
fate has decided youre invite already
you cant back out now
leks:
i'm busy
marinara:
you don't know when it is
leks:
i'm busy
marinara:
you can't stop fate
leks:
drag me out of bed
i dare u
marinara:
ok
ninny:
our date will not be denied
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private chat: chloesterol and marinara
marinara:
ur welcome
chloesterol:
i didnt say thank u
marinara:
you didn't need to
I felt it
in the air
chloesterol:
u felt nothing
marinara:
I feel everything when you're involved
I love you, chloé
chloesterol:
mm
im not buying it
marinara:
what
you're not buying my love
after everything we've been through?
chloesterol:
buy me more things
then maybe
marinara:
what the fuck
chloesterol:
i wanna be the sugar baby for once
marinara:
I don't want to be daddy
chloesterol:
mommy
marinara:
that
makes me uncomfortable
chloesterol:
ur not cut out for this world
marinara:
leave me be
don't taint my innocent present for u
that shows all my platonic love
chloesterol:
platonic is it
marinara:
are you questioning me
chloesterol:
ye
marinara:
well
don't
chloesterol:
k
marinara:
don't k me
it makes me feel like I've done something wrong
chloesterol:
u have
marinara:
I haven't!
I gave you a nice present!
you're already using it so you can't say it's shit
chloesterol:
ill thank nath
marinara:
please do
chloesterol:
ur supposed to say no
marinara:
but he did good
he even kept it a secret
that's amazing for him
chloesterol:
im telling him u said that
marinara:
can you not snitch on me
we're supposed to be bros
chloesterol:
ive never suggested
i want to be bros with u
marinara:
it's what we are
I don't make the rules
chloesterol:
erase that word from ur vocab
its disgusting
marinara:
so's our love
it's perfect
chloesterol:
ew
marinara:
don't ew me
chloesterol:
ew
marinara:
my feelings are hurt...
chloesterol:
ull recover
marinara:
in time
my broken heart will mend
chloesterol:
with what glue
marinara:
let's not delve into my sex life
chloesterol:
never mention that again
marinara:
I said let's not
chloesterol:
its forbidden
i never want to think about u and adriens dick ever again
marinara:
hey
it's your mind that went there
chloesterol:
?
marinara:
maybe I meant like
candle wax
chloesterol:
what
marinara:
idk
I was trying to be funny
chloesterol:
ur disgusting
marinara:
this is true
I apologise
will you forgive me?
chloesterol:
come over
marinara:
but adrien's coming over in like
half an hour
chloesterol:
tell him to come here instead
marinara:
what's in it for me
chloesterol:
i have cake
marinara:
why do you have cake
chloesterol:
a gift
marinara:
that's a fucking good gift
what flavour
chloesterol:
idk
its covered in icing
marinara:
why haven't you had any yet
chloesterol:
its a bit sad to eat a cake alone
marinara:
how about
I won't tell adrien to come over so we can share it instead
chloesterol:
too late
already text him
marinara:
how could you...
chloesterol:
ur ass isn't going to get fat from cake
sry
marinara:
why is that my goal
chloesterol:
ur not allowed to replace ur clothing yet
i just got u them
marinara:
thank you for looking out
for my waistline
by offering me cake
chloesterol:
ur welcome
marinara:
can i eat half a cake next month
chloesterol:
two months
marinara:
deal
-x-
group chat: ninette + juleka is otp
marinara has joined the chat
adrikins:
!
marinara:
!
adrikins:
missed you!
chloesterol:
u saw each other earlier
adrikins:
what's your point?
chloesterol:
stop playing favourites
marinara:
I missed you, chloé
chloesterol:
better
marinara:
you're the best, chloé
chloesterol:
tone it down
marinara:
you're okay, chloé
adrikins:
you're kinda nice!
chloesterol:
tone it up
marinara:
you're amazing
wow
so nice
chloesterol:
now its sarcastic
adrikins:
it's ok, chlo
you know we love you!
chloesterol:
yeah but
i dont care about u
adrikins:
ouch...
chloesterol:
u crashed my date with mari
adrikins:
it was my date first!
chloesterol:
my house
therefore
my date
marinara:
I'm dating everyone
it's ok
adrikins:
that's cool!
chloesterol:
and u called nino easy
marinara:
my friendship is easy
chloesterol:
i can confirm that
marinara:
thank you
adrikins:
i was scared when i joined that no one would like me
but you made me really comfortable!
you're really nice, mari
marinara:
well, yeah
I should hope so
you're dating me
adrikins:
i wouldn't date you if you weren't nice!
chloesterol:
stop befriending everyone
marinara:
make me
chloesterol:
i dont like people
or sharing
adrikins:
all we do is share here!
chloesterol:
shut up u
adrikins:
okok
marinara:
I promise not to be nice to anyone
when I'm with you, chloé
is that better
chloesterol:
slightly
marinara:
you can have me all to yourself
chloesterol:
its weird when ur nice
even to waiters
marinara:
because
I've experienced you being rude to me at work
chloesterol:
so
marinara:
so
it doesn't feel nice to be talked to
like that?
chloesterol:
when its from me its fine
adrikins:
says who?
chloesterol:
me
marinara:
and why is that
chloesterol:
im hot
marinara:
that's nice
chloesterol:
anyone is blessed to look at my face
marinara:
and hear your rudeness?
a good combo
adrikins:
you're not that rude
right?
chloesterol:
idk
depends on the person
marinara:
chloé
chloesterol:
what
marinara:
be nicer to people
it won't
kill you
chloesterol:
itll kill my fun
marinara:
that's rude
chloesterol:
bribe me
adrikins:
okay!
how much do you want
chloesterol:
i dont want money
adrikins:
but?
i don't have anything else?
chloesterol:
then u cant bribe me
rich boy
adrikins:
?
you're as rich as me?
chloesterol:
eh
marinara:
be a good person and I'll
do whatever you want
chloesterol:
boring
marinara:
?
that was literally
permission to go crazy
but okay
I see you don't love me any more
I'm heartbroken
adrikins:
oh no
you've finally broken up...
chloesterol:
anything
?
marinara:
yeah
chloesterol:
ok
marinara:
okay?
chloesterol:
come to the dentist with me
adrikins:
?
marinara:
?
chloesterol:
u heard me
marinara:
what
chloesterol:
dentist
marinara:
?
okay
chloesterol:
cool
adrikins:
i thought you got over that?
chloesterol:
fk off
marinara:
wait
are you
scared of the dentist
chloesterol:
no
adrikins:
yeah!
i used to go with her
with my appointment after hers!
marinara:
I'm being promoted to dentist buddy
over you
nice
adrikins:
i'll gladly hand the position over to you!
no one deserves it more than you!
there's no one better
than you
marinara:
aw
so sweet
chloesterol:
that wasnt an excuse to flirt
shut up
marinara:
aw chloé
aren't you cute
chloesterol:
dont flirt with me either
disgusting
marinara:
there, there
I'll hold your hand
and I'll keep you company the whole time
chloesterol has left the chat
adrikins:
don't hold her hand!
marinara:
what
is she gonna squeeze me
adrikins:
sweaty!
marinara:
she sweats?
impossible
adrikins:
you're right!
she glistens
and so will her palm if you hold her hand!
marinara:
are you scarred
from glistening palms
adrikins:
yes...
marinara:
I'll let you hold my
not sweaty hand
to recover
adrikins:
you really do love me!
-x-
private chat: marinara and lukalele
lukalele:
ur not leading me on
are you
marinara:
I'm a man of my word
lukalele:
I have proof that ur not
marinara:
you can't hold my childhood against me
lukalele:
you said ud come over last week
then you fell asleep
marinara:
that was last week
I'm older now
and wiser
lukalele:
it was ur childhood last week
marinara:
yes
lukalele:
poor adrien
being catfished
marinara:
I hope you get catfished
lukalele:
so
ur doing it tonight right
marinara:
I already said I would
calm down, drama queen
lukalele:
keep ur word
marinara:
I already posted it
people know
lukalele:
more will know of ur betrayal
if you back out
marinara:
I'll create a stupid farm with you
okay
lukalele:
adrien doesnt think its stupid
marinara:
yeah
that's why I'm doing this
lukalele:
cant believe a pretty boy has more influence over u
than me
marinara:
he is pretty
isn't he
lukalele:
very
marinara:
can I name all my chickens after him
lukalele:
our chickens
its a shared farm
marinara:
they can be my children if I want them to be
lukalele:
not how this works
marinara:
don't sass me
I'm finally farming with you
am I not
lukalele:
spicing up ur stream
finally
marinara:
?
sorry I'm not as flighty as you?
lukalele:
I spread my wings
and play what I want
marinara:
so do I
I only want to play one thing
lukalele:
more like
you fixate on one thing
marinara:
that's what I said
lukalele:
sure
marinara:
should I dress up
lukalele:
you dont have any
farmer clothing
marinara:
think I got denim overalls
somewhere
I might've buried it at the back
lukalele:
I dont
marinara:
dress up with me
wear some plaid
lukalele:
is this
what I must suffer for convincing you
marinara:
yes!
it'll be fun
but I don't have any plaid
lukalele:
because you hate it
marinara:
let me borrow a shirt
to complete my outfit
lukalele:
come get one
marinara:
feed me dinner too
lukalele:
what am I
ur mother
marinara:
yes
provide for me
lukalele:
ok
but julekas cooking
marinara:
give me milk for my burning mouth too
lukalele:
she said it wont be
that spicy
marinara:
I don't trust her
lukalele:
me neither
marinara:
I'll just bring a whole thing of milk over
lukalele:
whos the mother now
marinara:
ew
who said I'd share my milk with you?
lukalele:
mom pls
marinara:
I don't like this roleplay
stop it and I'll share
lukalele:
ok
my bad
-x-
private chat: marinara and Thani
Thani:
I might have a dilemma.
marinara:
and you're
coming to me about this?
Thani:
You're making me regret my decision already.
marinara:
no no
this is the greatest day of my life
tell me more
Thani:
Well.
You're friends with Chloé, right?
marinara:
what do you mean right
why are you talking like that
she's also your friend
Thani:
Sorry, I got nervous.
So.
marinara:
what did she do
Thani:
Well.
marinara:
I'm waiting
Thani:
And I'm deleting my message before sending it.
marinara:
come on, pussy
tell me all about it
Thani:
That's not how you comfort someone?
Who would ever tell you their problems?
marinara:
you
Thani:
Good point.
marinara:
wanna sit on my knee?
will that help the atmosphere
Thani:
It's April, Santa.
marinara:
premature
gotta get my practise in
Thani:
Can I stroke your beard?
marinara:
babe, you can do anything you want on my knee
Thani:
Thank you for your permission.
marinara:
you're welcome
Thani:
So.
Chloé tipped me.
marinara:
why is this a dilemma
get that cash
Thani:
A hundred.
marinara:
…
get that cash
Thani:
And when I told her it was too extreme, she sent another.
marinara:
you didn't complain again
did you
Thani:
…
marinara:
okay
so she gave you
three hundred?
Thani:
Yes.
marinara:
what's the problem
she loves spending money
Thani:
It's a bit much to be a tip, don't you think?
And I offered to do more commissions for her, but she said no.
marinara:
don't offend her
accept it
Thani:
Don't offend her?
marinara:
ye
think of it like a gift
I mean, that's what a tip is anyway
be grateful
Thani:
This advice isn't why I'm telling you.
marinara:
I'm not your accountant
Thani:
You're bad with money.
marinara:
?
since when
Thani:
You bought five pairs of shoes online that don't even fit you.
marinara:
how's that my fault
Thani:
You didn't try them on.
marinara:
let me put my foot against the screen then
?
Thani:
That's just one example of your spending.
marinara:
okay
who made you my accountant
Thani:
Me.
marinara:
give me advice
what am I doing wrong
Thani:
Buying things online for looks over practicality.
marinara:
let's get back to your problems
instead of calling me out
Thani:
For now.
marinara:
yeah, yeah
you can call me an idiot later
it's your time to shine
Thani:
If I bought Chloé something, would you give it to her?
marinara:
am I a pigeon
Thani:
I don't know when I can come visit.
marinara:
ye sure
get it shipped to my address or whatever
Thani:
You're saying yes that quickly?
marinara:
what
did you expect me to say no
Thani:
I hoped not.
marinara:
what is it
do I get to know
what if I open it and ruin the packaging?
Thani:
I don't know yet.
What would you even get someone that has everything?
marinara:
cake
Thani:
That was quick.
marinara:
what
I know her
and what she buys
if you send me the money I can just buy it?
Thani:
That would be great.
marinara:
or have her milkshakes paid for
whenever she comes in
Thani:
...I'm not setting up a milkshake fund.
marinara:
why not
that's an amazing idea?
my parents wouldn't even say no
Thani:
Isn't that... weird?
marinara:
I mean
she did the weird thing by tipping you extra
whenever you complained
Thani:
You're not even working there any more.
marinara:
that doesn't mean I'm not welcome
what the fuck
I'm not being banished because I hung up my apron
Thani:
Did you actually hang it up?
marinara:
it's in my washing machine
Thani:
...Still?
marinara:
I haven't washed it yet
shut up
I have a routine
Thani:
I'm sure you do.
marinara:
and now so do you
a milkshake fund
Thani:
How are you going to make that happen?
From what you've said, your parents work in the kitchen.
marinara:
easy
you know those mugshots you see on tv
I'll put her face behind the counter
they'll never get her confused with anyone else
Thani:
Ah, making her a wanted criminal.
marinara:
wanted for milkshake crimes
Thani:
I'm sure that'll work.
-x-
group chat: ninette + juleka is otp
marinara has joined the chat
Alyarr:
hi mari
marinara:
morning
adrikins:
it's
one?
marinara:
I said
morning
lukalele:
not working has really
changed your sleep
marinara:
I am refreshed
my skin is clear
the bags under my eyes have gone
lukalele:
I did tell you naps were a terrible idea
marinara:
this isn't the time for I told you so
chloesterol:
fuck you
marinara:
what
I just woke up
what could I have possibly done
Alyarr:
we've been waiting for you
adrikins:
she knows!
marinara:
oh
I missed milkshake time?
chloesterol:
who the fuck
is a secret admirer
marinara:
did they
really say that
adrikins:
yes!
and instead of telling her
your parents came out to deal with
the problem!
chloesterol:
i am not the problem
Alyarr:
chloe
you scared them enough
for the manager to come out
marinara:
that's
amazing
chloesterol:
i got told to ask u
so fucking tell me
adrien wont say shit and i know hes lying
marinara:
adrien doesn't even know everything
do you think I'd tell him my secrets?
ridiculous
Alyarr:
I'm the secret keeper here
marinara:
I didn't tell you
Alyarr:
I have my ways
chloesterol:
tell me
marinara:
it was a joke
I didn't think they'd actually
read that out
but you've earned free milkshakes from being my friend
enjoy
chloesterol:
why
marinara:
you gave me a glow up
so I want to ruin your skin from the sugar
adrikins:
when do I earn free milkshakes
marinara:
when you help me pick out a new wardrobe
Alyarr:
be more specific
or he'll think you mean the actual wardrobe
adrikins:
shut up!