Jessie was starting to think that DADA was completely pointless. For one,the teacher was incredibly narcissistic,considering he had given the class a quiz about himself. Still,Jessie was having fun seeing all the rude answers Ruby was writing.

What is Lockhart's favourite colour?

Your mum

What is Lockhart's biggest ambition?

What ambition? THIS QUIZ IS STUPID LIKE YOU!

And so on.

When Lockhart gathered up all of the quizzes,he frowned at Ruby. "Have you been talking to my second cousin? She pulled the same thing on me as well." He pulled out a sheet of paper and turned it around. It was nothing like Ruby's,instead of rude answers,it was a full essay,saying that this was a ridiculous quiz and that she wouldn't take it,even under the cruciatus and the imperius curse combined. Then Lockhart dismissed the lesson.

"Wow,whoever's Lockhart's cousin-" Ruby started.

"Second cousin." Jessie interjected.

"-Has it a lot harder than us." Ruby finished,scanning the rest of the essay.

"Yeah,I don't know what was holding me back from running out of the classroom the first moment I got." Emily agreed.

"But he's a great teacher." Lavender said dreamily. Her friends stared at her in disbelief.

"Hey! They're the ones who got 250 points each taken off Gryffindor!" Someone yelled.

"Run!" Jessie yelled to the other girls before taking off running. They ran to the bathroom and locked themselves into a cubicle just as someone else ran into another cubicle and violently threw up. "You really need to see a doctor,that's seven times you've done that now." Myrtle told the girl in the other cubicle.

"There's really no point. It's just going to keep happening for nine months." The girl said miserably. The girls could tell she had a soft voice that also made her sound slightly breathless. Then she gave a forced-sounding laugh. "Morning sickness,it should have been called 'All day sickness'."

"Wait,you're pregnant?" Myrtle sounded shocked. The girl sighed

"Yes. And there's no point in telling me that I could have used protection either. You can't use protection on pregnancy potions. I didn't even realise I was-wait,are we being watched?"

"Ruby! You were breathing too loud!" Jessie hissed,just the girl cast alohomora on the door. They could see she was underweight,had sky-blue eyes and and long golden hair,it was Luna-Lily Evergreen.

"What are you four doing?!" She demanded,her voice rose a few pitches.

"You're pregnant?" Jessie looked at Luna's stomach.

"One,you,should be in lessons,two,yes,I'm a few weeks pregnant." Luna got out her wand and pointed it at the girls. "I'm really sorry about this,girls,but I really can't take a risk."

"You can't hide a baby!" Lavender pointed out.

"I can temporarily. Obliviate."

Author's note.

Well,since no one's really looking at this,I can basically do whatever I want,right? On to the review!

Guest:Yep. She's pregnant,as it's shown in this chapter.

Cya! :)