Sero Hanta thought he was as straight as a ruler, until he had kissed his best friends under the mistletoe once (not on purpose) and proceeded to made out with said best friends a couple of times (on purpose) which led to his epic bi-awakening.

Denki and Ashido were the best and most adorable boyfriend and girlfriend he could ever ask for.

Which was why when Denki had approached him with the most stupid idea in existence, Ashido following close behind with a shit-eating grin on her face that spoke of trouble. Sero had a hard time saying no despite the 99.9% of getting killed by a ridiculous amount of suitors.

"Add Midoriya to our relationship? Denki, Ashido, are you insane?!"

Denki and Ashido only gave him a blinding smile that had Sero squinting his eyes, "If I were I would be in a mental asylum long ago! It'll be fun Hanta~" Denki cooed.

"Fun? What's so fun about being murdered by our classmates or villians over Midoriya?" Sero exclaimed incredulous. Because seriously, if Midoriya's quirk weren't bone hurting juice Sero considered his quirk was being adorable and attracting people.

Ashido pouted, making Sero felt like he'd just killed a puppy, "Oh come on, even Bakugou has made a move. And last time it had been Ochako-chan! If we don't act soon Mido will be stolen from us without even trying!"

"HE WASN'T OURS TO BEGIN WITH."

"Yet." Denki whispered.

Ashido nodded, "What Denki says. We still have time to snatch him from the others, but our biggest competitors would be Todoroki, Uraraka and Shinsou. And right now, Bakugou's slowly becoming another big competitor so we got to take him out immediately."

"...like, with a sniper or a date?" Denki questioned before Sero lightly slapped the back of his head.

"Now's not the time, Denki. Is that why we're stalking Bakugou and Midoriya right now?" Sero asked.

Ashido and Denki gave him a blank look, each holding a menu upside down with sunglasses and fake mustaches glued to their faces.

Sero grimaced, leaning back against his chair and glancing at the targets in question, "Right, why do I ask?"

Midoriya looked nervous in an adorable way, wearing a blue plaid jacket with a shirt inside that read 'Shirt' and baggy jeans. Bakugou looked ready to murder the waiter who Sero must assumed was Uraraka dressing as one -he recognised that bob cut anywhere, and Uraraka didn't bother to hide her intimidating aura behind her fake monocles and beard.-

True to be told though, they weren't the only ones spying on Bakugou and Midoriya's 'date'.

Sero spotted Todoroki with Yaomomo and Jirou at the table in the corner with disguises of their own, and outside the shop he swore he noticed one of Shoji's arms and a cat staring intently at Midoriya's table.

"Denki, Ashido, you're holding your menus upside down. And we shouldn't be bothering Bakugou, he's just trying to fix his relationship with Midoriya. Like Kirishima said, just let them sort out their issues man to man." Sero said with finality.

Ashido leaned forward and twisted his head to the windows, "Well that dirty little snitch didn't take his own advice in the end."

"...I can't deny that." Sero monotoned, Kirishima was just outside the shop holding a pair of binoculars with Tetsutetsu right by his side doing the same, both dressed in large trenchcoats and caps. "Forget what I just said, but Bakugou will kill us for sure once he finds out."

"So we don't let him find out, simple as that." Denki shrugged, pushing up his sunglasses when he paused and turned pale, "Please don't tell me that's who I think it is."

Following their boyfriend's line of sight, Sero and Ashido gulped at the familiar face entering the shop, "Oh shit."

Forget Bakugou, they'll probably be murdered way before the explosive blond got his hands on them.

('v ' ~~~ᗩ ᑕIᑎᑎᗩᗰOᑎ'ᔕ ᕼᗩᖇEᗰ~~~ ' v')

"...you were lying when you said this shop had good sandwiches, weren't you Hitoshi?"

His son had the gall to look innocent as he denied, "They really do have good food here, dad."

What was that american saying again? Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.

Well, shame on the fucking fool aka him.

For Kami's sake Aizawa just wanted a normal, quiet family lunch.

Hizashi just laughed, placing a silent hand of mental support at the back of his back and stopping him from turning around to leave, "Shouta, I'm sure Eri's really hungry from the drive. Why don't we sit down and order lunch?"

Leaning down Hizashi whispered into his ear, "You can punish your students once we get back."

Yes, normal family outing first, punishment for his problem children later.

Though now that he thought about it, he should've seen the warning signs. With the entire class' tense atmosphere the last few days as they glare at a smug-but-still-angry-24/7 explosive child. Not to mention Aizawa catching his children with some questionable items in hand after curfew during patrol.

That and he did noticed a suspicious man peeking into the cafe with the most horrendous pair of crocs only Kirishima would wear but ignored out of denial...

"Seems like your problem child's on another date. This time with explosion boy." Hizashi noted, drawing Aizawa's attention back to reality.

He glanced at the direction Hizashi was looking at and snorted. The awkward tension surrounding problem child and Bakugou was thick enough to be sliced by a butter knife. It didn't help that Ochako was subtly pushing Bakugou's buttons in that non-subtle disguise of hers.

-He should really have the class taught on stealth. Just last month he caught the entire Bakusquad sans Bakugou following problem child in what he guessed was their costumes from the 2-A Halloween party and claiming to be going for comic-con when problem child noticed and cornered them.

Not to mention a few months before that catching Todoroki and his own son dressed in drag of all things as they stalked problem child, Eri and Kouta to the park. They did not pass off the highschool girls look very well with how small the outfit looked on their figures.-

Noticing his son glaring in Bakugou and problem child's direction Aizawa sighed, lightly slapping the back of his head as he dragged Hitoshi towards an empty table far away from the other two, "Really, if you're so jealous of Bakugou just ask the problem child out on a date already."

Hitoshi immediately turned bright red and sputtered, "Dad!"

Aizawa narrowed his eyes at him, "What? I have noticed your attempts at taking him out on a date. The only problem is that you got the entire class as your competition along with others outside your class."

Seriously though why did his son had to fall in love with the most problematic of his children?

Shinsou swung his arms to the air in exsparation, "I tried! I tried to confess to him and even ask him out on a date but whenever I do Hagakure intercepts me!"

Aizawa blinked, "Hagakure-san?"

Shinsou nodded, eyes widened in paranoia as he looked around the restaurant for any signs of his invisible student, "That's right, and I'm not the only one she manages to intercept all the time."

"...please explain."

And he did. He told Aizawa all about the gifts and letters that were snuck into Midoriya's desk that were gone before the teen came (and were used as fuel in a weekly bonfire made by Todoroki as he burned pictures and merch of a certain flaming garbage) ; he even told Aizawa about how anyone who tried to confess to Midoriya would suddenly fall unconcious or be slammed to the nearest wall by some invisible force.

"The last time Monoma from Class 1-B attempted to drag Midoriya on a trip to the mall. He suddenly fell unconcious with Kendo behind him hand raised to knock him out with a confused look. She confirmed she had never hit him when Midoriya's involved."

"Shouta? Are you alright- SHOUTA!" Hizashi attempted to grab Aizawa as the man stood up but ultimately failed to do so, watching his husband stormed towards the table Bakugou and Midoriya were sitting at and half-scaring the children to death.

"Should I not have told dad about it?" Shinsou asked, watching Aizawa gather the rest of the class using Midoriya as bait, a demonic aura emitting from him.

Even while wearing an ugly purple cat sweater covered mostly in glitter that Eri had chosen for him, Aizawa still manages to scare his class of chaotic children who collectively share one brain cell when it comes to the main problem child.

Hizashi sighed, patting Shinsou on the shoulder, "Don't worry about it, Shouta's been very stressed these past few days and he's taking it out on your class."

Shinsou glanced at him, "Dad's stressed? Over what?"

"Ummm... a lot of stuff, mainly the amount of headaches and paperwork your class gives him."

"Oh, I see."

The blond will never tell Shinsou the main reason why Aizawa was so stressed was because he just found out Inko Midoriya, Midoriya's mom, was his old babysitter and first love.

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If you were to ask Kurogiri how he'd ended up in his current situation, the man would have simply said, "Grocery shopping with the children gone wrong."

Cause really, it was Shigaraki's fault they were currently stuck in a restaurant full of heroes-in-training and two pro-heroes. And by they Kurogiri meant himself, Shigaraki, and Toga.

It all started after they went grocery shopping. They were on their way back to the current hideout when Toga squealed, "It's Deku!! Looks like he's on a date with- Bakugou?"

Shigaraki's console was turn to dust in favour of him swerving his head to where Toga was looking at with a sharp crack, Kurogiri winced at the sound, "He's with who now?" Shigaraki demanded, incredulous.

Toga gestured at a quaint-looking restaurant, through the window Kurogiri could recognise that familiar mop of fluffy verdunt locks and eyes gleaming like the brightest of dewy leaves.

"What the fuck is he doing with an NPC like Bakugou. I thought those two were on bad terms?" Shigaraki demanded, a hand reaching up to scratch his neck.

Kurogiri hummed, "Perhaps those two have set aside their toxic history together to talk." Though Shigaraki's words were appealing enough to agree with.

Bakugou Katsuki and Midoriya Izuku had an abusive past for the last decade, and now they were sitting at the same table without one of them starting an argument or a fight?

Just what happened between them in the span of a few months?

Kurogiri quickly snapped out of his musings when Shigaraki stalked towards the restaurant, Toga right behind him bouncing in her steps, "W-wait a minute, Shigaraki, you can't just waltz in there you're a villain!"

"Watch me." Shigaraki flipped him off without looking back, Kurogiri stared at the two and let out a dying whimper.
Love makes a fool go blind indeed, but this is far beyond a lack of sight- it's a lack of all senses.

So here they are now, cramped together at a small table in the corner of the restaurant watching Eraserhead unleash his fury on his students. The undergeound hero still looked terrifying even when wearing that ugly sweater, Kurogiri noted.

"Hello there, are you ready to order?" A waiter came bouncing towards them with a blinding grin Kurogiri found unwanted given their dire situation.

Kurogiri glanced at the other two, Toga excitedly whispering her support to 'stab the blond dandelion stab the blond dandelion' while Shigaraki kept flexing his hands, looking ready to strangle someone.

Though at this point, Kurogiri doesn't know and he hopes it stays that way, who he wants to strangle depends on various reasons.

For Bakugou, murder obviously.

For Midoriya... it's more of a case of love, even if Shigaraki has a murderous kinky way of showing it.

Sighing, Kurogiri turned to the waiter, "A glass of water, please."

Hopefully they can make it out without someone being murdered at least.