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"I hope you don't mind me saying but, HOLY SHIT IZUKU WAS ALL MIGHTS SON AND A NOMU AND HE HAD THAT EMERALD QUIRK THAT WAS FUCKING CRAZY." says kaminari.
"Yeah that was pretty crazy." says Kirishima calmly.
"Dude how are you so calm about this?" asks Kaminari.
"It's the multiverse man. Anything can and will happen. The possibilities are endless so it isn't really that shocking and honestly it's just expected at this point." says Kirishima.
'When did he get so smart.' thinks the majority of the room.
"What would really surprise me is Izuku's soul but in a roomba." says Kirishima, " Now that would be crazy."
'Oh cool the buffoonery can turn off and on.' thinks Mina.
"I'm still giddy at the thought of turning somebody All Might cares about into a Nomu." says All For One, " Maybe one of you students."
"I'll kick your ass." says Eraserhead.
"Wow you really are defensive of your students." says All For One.
"AWW you do care." says Mina before being silenced by a bone chilling glare from her teacher.
"Hey Izu what are we gonna watch next?" asks Toga.
"We are gonna watch Izuku as a hero with a quirk that gives him super strength and speed but only when he's dancing." replies Izu.
"That sounds fun." says Uraraka.
"Is he a good dancer?" asks Mina.
"Yeah he is." says Izu.
Story not based on anything.
Class 1.A was at the USJ surrounded by villains and Eraser head and Thirteen were unconscious and Izuku was nowhere to be found.
"Where is Midoriya. I find it hard to believe that he would not be with us." says Iida.
"He's there." says Izu.
A loud bang is heard and a cloud of dust is thrown into the air. When the dust settles all of the villains are on the ground unconscious, except for the leaders and Nomu, and Izuku is posing in front of them with one arm pointing to the sky and the other behind his back while he twists the heel of his foot. He is dressed like Tony Manero from Saturday Night Fever except his clothes are more sparkly and the colar is jeweled.
"He looks Magnificent. Absolutely outstanding. He twinkles like the stars in the night sky. He is the most perfect man on the planet." says Aoyama without any hesitation gaining several odd looks.
"Hey there villains. That purple guy sure is fast stopping me like that. I just wanted to tell you that none of the other villains you brough were able to stop me." says Midoriya.
"It just occurred to me but Midoriya just cleared every villain in the USJ and is unbelievably strong." says Eraser head.
"Oh yeah. Its hard to pay attention to something that isn't his clothes." says Midnight.
"Nomu crush him." says Shigaraki.
Nomu and Izuku take off across the USJ with the Nomu in pursuit and Izuku smoothly moon walking away. Izuku suddenly stops moon walking and lets the Nomu's momentum carry it into him, before doing a Russian dance and kicking it repeatedly at a pace that even All Might or All For One could only dream of.
"He's very fast." observes All For One.
"Yeah he is." says an almost speechless All Might, "and he's really strong too."
Izuku spins around creating a tornado and the abruptly stops spinning sending the Nomu flying with the wind forces he created. By the time Izuku got back to the class everybody was staring at him with wide eyes and open mouths and Shigaraki and Kurogiri had already left. The first person to break the silience was Aoyama who cheered loudly and hugged Izuku.
"Magnificent." says Aoyama
"Thanks cheif." says Izuku before the screen goes black.
"That's it? Asks Toga.
"Yeah that was a little too fast." says Sero.
"I liked it." says Inko.
"You heared the woman and anybody who disagrees gets burned." shouts Dabi.
Authors Note
I'm gonna be honest, this was kind of a shit post that I think is funnier than it really is. I am gonna try to update weekly like I used to but no promises. Also thanks everybody for getting me over 300 followers I was very surprised.