A/N: Based on an RP with Scrappy Doo Fan. Atticus is owned by thunder pony, I own Cherry/Lady Gothika. Everyone else is owned by their respective owners. Enjoy!


Bat-Mite stood before the three elders of the 5th Dimension, his arms and legs clasped in iron chains. As you can guess, today was not a good day for him, considering he had been accused of crimes he didn't commit. But personally, I doubt they cared if he was responsible, because they just wanted an excuse to get rid of him for good.

"I'm tellin' ya, I didn't do this!" Bat-Mite begged. "Everything I've done has always been with the best intentions in mind!"

"SILENCE!" One of the elders glared.

Bat-Mite gulped, but he had to comply.

"I say we imprison him!" said another elder.

"I say we CASTRATE him!" replied the other.

Bat-Mite yelped as he put his hands over his groin.

"Or... We could send him away..." The first elder suggested.

The elders nodded. "That could work!" they agreed. "Not to mention, it's MUCH less messy!"

"Very well..." The first elder replied before looking down to Bat-Mite. "Do you have any last words?"

"See ya... Wouldn't wanna 'brie' ya." Bat-Mite sighed.

"Oh, I'm not going to miss puns..." The first elder grumbled. "You better not be seen around here again, or it'll get worse, punk!"

"Yeah, well, this place stinks anyway," Bat-Mite retorted, as his body began to vanish. "Later, dinks! Hasta la vista!"

"If he comes back, shoot him." The first elder told the others in a slight mumble.

"He's not coming back; he's EXILED!" the others replied. "Which means that as good as his powers are, he can't ever come back!"

"Perfect..." The first elder grinned, sadistically.

"Ah, nougat..." Bat-Mite grumbled, as his body vanished completely and the chains clanked to the ground.

"Well, he's someone else's problem now..." The second elder commented.

"You know what the bright side is?" The first elder asked.

"What's that?" The third elder asked.

"HE'S GONE!" The first elder grinned.

And they all laughed.


Elsewhere, Bat-Mite shot from a portal and landed face-first on a sidewalk. A sign was shown by him and it seemed like he was in a different world, the third rock from the sun, better known as Earth.

"Uggh...so they don't want me... Well, I'll show THEM!" Bat-Mite groused. "I'm gonna make a name for myself here! Now all I need is a disaster to stop..." He randomly snapped his fingers, poofing himself to the location of a disaster-Metropolis, where Lex Luthor was using his green-and-purple mech suit to cause havoc. "Looks like time for a hero..." Bat-Mite commented, cracking his knuckles.

"Alright... I can take on the Chrome Dome in the tin suit easy-like, but I might need some help to take out the metal man," Bat-Mite noted, spotting Metallo also causing some chaos. "If only there were other heroes to help! But where could I find such people?"

"Superman will die..." Lex growled before looking around, seeing Bat-Mite not too far away. "What's this? Some kid in a cheap Halloween costume?"

"Whoa, buddy," Bat-Mite commented. "We all get kinda grumpy, but... Not all of us express it with giant robot suits."

"You got a smart mouth, kid, didn't your mother teach you better?" Lex sneered in slight disgust.

"Don't have one, nope-nope-nope," Bat-Mite replied, floating. "Saaaay, this looks like a fun toy!" He suddenly popped up inside the suit. "Which button starts the rocket boosters?"

"Get out of my way!" Lex glared, feeling annoyed with Bat-Mite. "Children should be seen and not heard!"

"Eh, talk about old-fashioned!" Bat-Mite commented, randomly hitting buttons on the warsuit.

Lasers and rockets started shooting out wildly from the suit, knocking Metallo offline and causing a fair display of damage.

"One cool toy, but the steering stinks," Bat-Mite commented, creating a giant can cutter and cutting the suit open like a sardine can. "Not to mention the suit smells bad. Looks like Cueball never bothered putting on deodorant! PEE-YEW!"

Superman was soon coming to fly over, but stopped once he saw Lex Luthor had some kind of trouble all his own.

"Alright! Who saved the day? THIS GUY!" Bat-Mite cheered, flexing his arms. "Who beat the bad guys? YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM!"

"Hm..." Superman gave a small amused smirk.

"You sure are a nuisance." Lex grumbled to Bat-Mite.

"I only nuisance bad guys like you," Bat-Mite replied. "Mostly cuz it's fun."

"Well, I never!" Lex glared.

"Well, I ALWAYS!" Bat-Mite chuckled.

"Is there a problem here?" Superman smirked as he soon flew down, landing on his feet.

"None whatsoever, big guy," Bat-Mite smirked. "I took care of it already!"

Lex yelled out in despair.

"Well, not how I would do it, but not bad, I have to admit," Superman replied. "Um... Who are you exactly, like some Batman Jr?"

"What? Oh, cuz of the suit..." Bat-Mite chuckled. "No, I'm the Bat-Mite. I was exiled from the 5th Dimension forever, and sent HERE!"

"Bat-Mite, huh?" Superman replied. "Well, sorry to hear about you being exiled. I guess you did something pretty bad."

"Eh, The Big Cheeses mostly wanted an excuse to get rid of me." Bat-Mite replied.

"So I see..." Superman replied.

"So anyway, I figured stopping a major-league villain would attract the attention of a superhero team." Bat-Mite replied.

"Well, it did, actually..." Superman said. "Not just any superhero team though. The Justice League."

"Seriously? AWESOME!" Bat-Mite grinned. "Am I being recruited?"

"Well, I think you should meet the team first, and we'll decide," Superman replied. "Um, you fly, right?" He then asked before going to show him.

"Course I can! I teleport, too!" Bat-Mite replied, floating into the air.

"Well, come with me, I'll show you the others." Superman said as he soon flew in the air to take him to the famed Justice League.

"Oh-kay!" Bat-Mite replied, following behind.


Eventually, they arrived at the Justice League HQ. Superman landed on his feet and walked inside with Bat-Mite to go in to meet the others who were there.

"Not bad, not bad..." Bat-Mite commented on the surroundings.

"You do seem a bit young to be in the field of superheroing, but I guess I shouldn't judge you on that." Superman said to him.

"Eh, I consider myself to be wise beyond my years." Bat-Mite replied as they entered the meeting hall.

"The others should be along, some are probably doing solo training, but I think it would be good if we all met up to meet you." Superman said to Bat-Mite along the way.

"Good thinking!" Bat-Mite replied, snapping his fingers and teleporting everyone else into the meeting hall. The team consisted of Batman, Wonder Woman, Cyborg, The Flash, Weather Wizard, and Nightwing.

"Uh... That works." Superman chuckled.

The others looked around in surprise and concern.

"What the heck just happened?!" Wonder Woman asked.

"Salutations, Justice League!" Bat-Mite introduced. "Pleasure to meet you all!"

"What's this...?" Wonder Woman muttered.

"Everybody, this is Bat-Mite," Superman introduced. "He seems like hero material, so I invited him over."

"Yeah, I'm being recruited!" Bat-Mite added.

"We do have other teenagers on board..." Superman said. "Speaking of which, where are they right now?" he then asked.

"I'm pretty sure Sayia Man is working out and Lady Gothika might be reading." Batman told the Man of Steel.

"Cool! I'd be glad to meet 'em!" Bat-Mite replied before teleporting them both to the meeting room.

"Wait, don't-" Batman tried to warn him, but it was too late.

Sayia Man seemed to be holding a barbell and looked around. "What the heck?!" he then complained.

"Sayia Man, I told you to stay out of my room." Lady Gothika said as she read a book.

Bat-Mite's eyes widened at the sight of LG. "Ah, such a delight to meet you, liebchen!" he beamed.

Gothika looked over and looked annoyed. "SAYIA MAN!"

"I didn't do it! Honest!" Sayia Man told her.

"Eh? No, your friend had nothing to do with this," Bat-Mite quickly explained. "I am a new recruit for the team! My apologies, Super-Powered Boy."

"Uh, it's okay, but could I get a warning next time?" Sayia Man smiled bashfully. "I was doing some of my workouts."

"Bat-Mite, this is my foster son, Sayia Man, and that's Lady Gothika, she works with Batman." Superman told Bat-Mite.

"Ah, nice to meet you both!" Bat-Mite replied, before gazing at LG. "Especially you."

"Give me a break." Lady Gothika murmured.

"Y'know, I do believe I'm going to like it here!" Bat-Mite added.

Lady Gothika gave him a slight gaze before looking back into her book like she wasn't interested in him.

"Sorry about her, she's not very social." Sayia Man smiled sheepishly.

"Eh, I get that," Bat-Mite shrugged. "But I'm nothing if not persistent!"

Lady Gothika rolled her eyes to that.

"Sayia Man." Sayia Man smiled, saying his name and holding out his hand, shaking Bat-Mite's hand, showing he was very strong.

"Nice to meet'cha." Bat-Mite replied.

"So, is he gonna be one of us then?" Sayia Man asked Superman.

"It would appear so." Superman replied.

"Please excuse me while I go find a container for my joy." Lady Gothika replied, skimming through her book.

Bat-Mite snickered. "I get it, she's the sarcastic one, right?" he asked. "Great! We could use a laugh or two on this team!"

Lady Gothika rolled her eyes, but kept looking at her book.

"She's an interesting case." Sayia Man said, almost like a detective.

"I gotta feeling we're all gonna get along swimmingly." Bat-Mite replied confidently.

"By any chance, can you go into a river filled with sharks?" Lady Gothika replied.

"Gothika..." Batman drawled to her.

"Sharks! River! Swimmingly!" Bat-Mite guffawed. "Ah, you are just... Amazing." he wiped a mirthful tear from his eye.

Lady Gothika rolled her eyes and soon got up and left, still looking through her book.

"Are you out?" Batman asked.

"Please." Lady Gothika begged as she kept reading while walking, knowing her way around due to being here so long that she never had to worry about bumping into walls or someone.

"Well... I been looking for a chance to make a name for myself; I am SO in!" Bat-Mite decided.

"Welcome to the team!" Sayia Man beamed.

"Sayia Man...?" Superman replied.

"Oh, uh, heh..." Sayia Man smiled sheepishly. "You're in charge, not me."

"What do you all think?" Superman asked the other heroes.

"Well... It sounds like an interesting offer..." Batman said.

Bat-Mite looked on, awaiting their response.

"I don't know, honestly, we just met this kid." Wonder Woman shrugged.

"Aw, c'mon! At least gimme a chance to prove my worth!" Bat-Mite asked. "I can handle it! I promise, I'll do my BEST to complete the task!"

The team members glanced at each other, then turned back to Bat-Mite.

"Well...?" he asked curiously.

"I guess it's fine as long as you try." Wonder Woman said.

"Why not?" Sayia Man smiled. "You let me and LG in."

"Alright!" Bat-Mite cheered. "I swear I won't let'cha down!"

Sayia Man smiled with excitement to have a new member.

"Alright, what's on the roster today? What're we doin' first?" Bat-Mite asked eagerly.

"Well, I was going to stop Lex Luthor, but you beat me to it." Superman smirked.

"Aww..." Sayia Man pouted. "Why didn't ya tell me?"

"You have to practice, but don't worry, you'll get there." Superman told him.

"Ah, he wasn't so tough." Bat-Mite replied.

"Well, like the younger ones, you'll have to go through training first." Superman told Bat-Mite.

"Okay!" Bat-Mite nodded, saluted.

"Sayia Man, would you mind showing Bat-Mite around while we talk?" Superman asked.

"Okay!" Sayia Man replied. "Come with me, Bat-Mite."

"Roger-dodger, man!" Bat-Mite replied, following him.

Sayia Man then let Bat-Mite follow him out of the hall while Superman and the older superheroes talked about including him.