Title: The Talk

Rating: T

Genre: Humor/Family/Romance

Beta read by: SandsAna

Sasuke sat at the dinner table, eyes closed, appearing to be in deep concentration. He lifted the teacup to his lips, only to crash it back down on the table.

"Sasuke-kun," Sakura warned him, "The maker of that teacup is dead, and I would like to keep the cup alive."

"Hn." Sasuke pinched the bridge of his nose, trying to block out the sounds. Perhaps he could ignore it if he just-nope. He suddenly stood up and made a move to dash up the stairs, but his wife was in front of him in a flash, a hand held up to his face. He scowled. "How can you be okay with this, Sakura? You know what they're doing up there."

Honestly. Did those kids think that two vampire parents were not going to hear all that lovemaking? Boruto even had the gall to tell Sarada to try to keep her moans down. Sasuke rolled his eyes at that.

Sakura's green eyes hardened and she pointed a finger at him. "I know what they're doing up there. I'm not deaf."

"Then-"

"-And because I know what they're doing, I'm not going to bother them."

His mouth fell agape. He couldn't believe his wife was tolerating this kind of foolish behavior. They have known Boruto since he was only a young pup-ever since they moved in this town-but now that his and Sarada's bodies were mature and they found their feelings for one another, they've been making love like rabbits and it disturbed Sasuke to no end.

"He hasn't even laid out his intentions for her," he scowled. "And Sarada's a child."

Sakura rolled her eyes. "She's well over her fifties. I think she can handle herself, Sasuke-kun."

Sasuke growled. "That's too young!"

"You slept with me when I was twenty, Sasuke-kun. Don't be talking about age," she teased. "Unless you want me to remind you how old you were when you took me."

He couldn't believe this woman. She was a human then, that was completely different. "We don't talk about my age in this house!" he pouted, making her laugh.

"So touchy." She stuck her tongue out at him.

He pinched the bridge of his nose yet again and grumbled, "then what do you suggest we do? I cannot tolerate this. Having sex in the forest is one thing, but here, in my own home, while we're here?"

"This is also Sarada's home," Sakura defended.

"You're encouraging this," Sasuke spat.

Sakura rolled her eyes. "Sasuke-kun, it's not that bad. At least it's Boruto and not some human or what she picked up somewhere."

He was so close to giving a snappy remark, but he cringed instead, as Sarada's scream filled the house as she reached her peak, along with some of Boruto's mumbling and groaning. Sakura closed her eyes, trying to hide the awkward tension floating between her and her husband.

"You talk to her," Sasuke pointed a finger at her.

"Oh no!" Sakura grabbed on to his cape as he tried to walk away. "Where do you think you're going?"

"To kill Naruto," Sasuke growled. "If that Dobe thinks he can let his son have his way with my daughter without asking for my permission, he's wrong." His dark eyes turned red, revealing a star pattern. He was out for blood-and he wasn't even thirsty.

"Did you ask my parents for permission before you ravished me and turned me?"

He glared at her, sincerely angry and hurt that she would bring that up. The situation was completely different, and she knew that!

Sakura took a deep breath. "Why don't we go up there, and just talk to them?"

Sasuke felt the blood drain from his body. He couldn't even form the words to tell his wife she was crazy-and he also liked being well and alive. Sasuke knew he shouldn't say things like that to Sakura. "That's…"

Sakura perked her ear towards the stairs and smiled. "Sounds like they're dressed. I think now is the time." She held on to his hand and lead him upstairs. Sasuke held his breath. He was not going to like this.

"Sarada, Boruto," Sakura called. "We're coming up, and don't even think about running."

Sasuke smirked when he heard an eep! come from Boruto, but frowned when Sarada groaned and cursed. He really had to talk to her about her growing potty mouth. She should also stop hanging out with Boruto's pack… They were all such scoundrels and he didn't relish the thought of his princess ending up like one of them.

Sakura knocked and waited, her grip on Sasuke's hand tightening by a little bit. Sasuke sighed. Did Sakura honestly think he was going to run away? He had already calculated the risks, they weren't worth it.

"C-come in…"

Sakura pushed the door open, and Sasuke found his daughter sitting on the edge of her bed, wearing her crumpled clothes. Boruto sat on the floor by her feet, his wolf ears popped up on his head, tail hiding between his legs. Sasuke tried not to gag at the thought of Boruto and Sarada having sex while he was half turned…

There goes the saying, 'some vampires prefer humans, others animals. We're not to judge.'

He shuddered at the thought of one of his cousin's… preferences. Overall, it was just another thing Sasuke was happy that he left The Society.

Sakura pulled Sasuke to stand next to her and smiled at Boruto and Sarada. "Now, I know what you two were doing in here…"

In an instant, Sarada and Boruto turned beet red and looked everywhere except at Sakura. Sasuke wanted to laugh, he could hear their hearts racing and their blood rushing.

"I just want both of you to know we're okay with it."

"What?" Sarada asked.

"What?!" Boruto exclaimed.

"WHAT?" Sasuke's grip on her hand tightened, trying to give her a warning, but he bit his tongue when Sakura unleashed her vice-like grip on his hand.

"We're okay with it," Sakura reiterated calmly. "But Boruto," she looked at him and continued, "we want to know what your intentions are with Sarada. You know full well the situation you're both in, and I trust that you two have thought things through."

Now the two of them were back to being red and embarrassed. Sasuke wished he could just disappear. Sakura did not just say that. He was far from being okay with this.

A vampire being with a werewolf… these were one of the things that got you in trouble with high society. Sasuke gulped. He was already in deep shit for running away, turning and mating with a human, having a child-and now his child was misbehaving and breaking one of the most important laws of their kind.

"I-I know what it entails," Boruto mumbled. Slowly, he raised his eyes to meet Sakura's and gulped. His voice shook, but Sasuke was glad he was owning up to it. "I love Sarada, and I want to be with her, forever." Boruto looked at Sarada and grinned. "Whatever it takes."

Sasuke swallowed. That was a big promise. He didn't miss the way Sarada's heart fluttered, too. Sasuke was about to tell Boruto off, but the way his daughter looked at Boruto with so much love and tenderness, the way she reached for his hand and held it in her own… it reminded him all too much of the way Sakura looks at him now and he knew he had no right to stop them. That was true love. Sasuke knew what would happen if he were to force them apart, and he did not want to be the one to break Sarada's heart.

Sakura smiled and looked at him. "Do you have anything to say, Sasuke-kun?"

He turned to face Sarada and Boruto and sighed. "I am in no position to stop you," he said evenly, but added a warning with his tone, "however, you both need to understand what you're getting yourselves into. It's forbidden-"

"-it's forbidden to feed on your Werewolf guard, and bond as lovers," Sarada continued the Vampire Society Rules. She had a sad look in her eyes, but she forced herself to smile. "I know, Papa. I'll risk it. I am your daughter, anyway."

Sasuke smirked. How annoying. He looked at his wife, who was now wearing a full grin. How could he say no to his girls? "Alright."

"Yes!" Boruto cheered and laughed, tail wagging happily. "That went along much better than I thought it would."

Sasuke glared at him. "You and I need to have a word, Boruto. Come with me outside."

The poor pup's ears drooped down, and his tail coming between his legs yet again. His big blue eyes went wide, full of fear. "Y-yeah. Okay…"

Sakura and Sarada laughed.

"In the meantime, Sarada," Sakura grinned, "I need to talk to you about safe sex. Now, next time, make sure you-"

"M-mama!" She wailed.

Sasuke smirked as he left the room with Boruto in tow. All in a day's' work of being a Vampire parent.

A/N: As the summary suggests, this is a collection of one-shots that accompany the main story-line of Drink Your Fill. Mostly about sweet little moments between BoruSara and SasuSaku. Also some little funny moments that may not fit the story-line.

I hope you liked this little fic of mine, and please do let me know what you think! I love hearing your thoughts about my stories. :)