I know you dont expect fluff from me but hey i gave a stab at it and here it is. I figured a little bit of fluff wouldn't hurt, since i need to broaden my horizons. Enjoy Klance!

Being locked in a room with Keith left Lance no choice. Mostly because everyone on the Castle was in on it. Even Hunk. He wasn't allowed to leave this room until he confessed to Keith. And he had no idea how to get it through to him. It's been five minutes of just pure silence.

Keith sat in the corner, messing around with his gloves. Those stupid fucking gloves.

Lance could practically feel the stares of the others through the camera that was bound to be set up in there. He took a deep breath. "Hey Keith." He sat beside him, leaning against him. "You're the yeet to my this bitch empty."

Keith looked at him. "What?" He asked, confused.

"You are Rihanna to my Eminem." He tried again.

Keith just looked more confused. "What are you talking about?"

Lance wasn't going to give up. "You must be forged by Sauron, because you're my precious."

"Are you okay?"

Lance was also getting frustrated. Why didn't Keith get it? He was using some great material! "You must be kryptonite, because I'm weak at the knees." Lance said.

"Lance, what the fuck are you talking about?" Keith looked slightly worried. "Did you hit your head or something?"

Lance was going to give up soon. Keith was hopeless! He looked towards the door, still firmly locked. He sighed internally. "Keith, you gotta be kidding me. You're the cat's meow, the dog's bone, the money to my Mr. Krabs." Lance said, sitting up.

The intensity of his eyes worried Keith more. "What the fuck?" Keith softly whispered.

Lance sighed. Drastic times called for drastic measures. "You're the yee to my haw, Keith." Lance said, putting his face in his hands.

Keith's face lit up bright red. "Do- do you mean that?"

"What the quiznak do you think I've been saying?" Lance said, his face equally red. "That I've been spewing random stuff?"

Keith gave a small shrug.

"Unbelievable!" Lance got up. "I've been using some great pickup lines! Do you know nothing about pop culture?" Lance didn't even wait for an answer. "Jesus Christ, who have I fallen in love with?" He ended dramatically, 'collapsing' onto the floor.

"If it makes you feel better, I like you too." Keith said from his corner.

Lance just groaned, "You don't even know Vine!"

Shiro opened the door. "You can come out now."

Keith looked at Shiro. "I think I killed him." He got up and examined Lance, who was covering his face and lamenting Keith's lack of knowledge about pop culture.

"How can't you know Vine? Or even Superman? It's quiznaking Superman! Everyone knows that!" He said, uncovering his face too look at Keith. "What even are you?"

Keith looked down at him, then smirked. "Your boyfriend."

Lance looked as if he had just been shocked. He got up, slipping on the metal floor. "Wh- wait! Keith! Keith!" He spluttered, chasing after him.

Hunk and Pidge high-fived as they watched Lance chase Keith down the hall.