Hello darlings,and welcome to my first oneshot! This is just a fun little story of Cana deciding to help Natsu express their feelings for Erza by getting the two a little tipsy,but without planning to,she landed,quite literally ,in the middle of it all. As it's my first fanfiction on ,this one won't get too kinky,but stay tuned for future works!

-thecorruptedmage

Chapter 1

It was early morning,and the thud in Cana's head told her that she had a hangover...yet again. "Four times in a row,I'm pretty sure that's a new record" she thought to herself as she stood up out of bed. Then she looked down at the bed she was sleeping in,and the only two words that came to mind were "oh shit."

Last night the Fairy Tail bar ran out of beer,so Cana went out to...some other bar. The pounding in her head was merciless and she could only remember a few vague details. She remembered meeting a cute guy with a tight purple outfit,who beat her in a drinking contest and eventually took her home. To his home,evidently,as the place she was definitely wasn't her house. Sleeping in the unknown bed was a man with black hair in a messy bun. Cana,still not believing that she had slept with someone with a man-bun,searched around the room for her clothes. Eventually,she found them on a pile on the floor. After pulling on her wrinkled outfit,she opened the door quietly (so she didn't wake him) and left his room.

Easily navigating his cluttered apartment,she walked out his front door into the bright morning. The sun was shining,birds chirped and sang,and the bright light and obnoxious noise just made Cana's headache growled at the scent of the flowers growing along the sides of the street,bitched about the barking dog in an old woman's yard,and was in an overall bad mood until she got to the guild. Making her way inside the guild hall,she prepared to walk in,get a nice breakfast and another drink.

Of course,nothing ever goes as planned for her. As soon as she walked in,she was blown backwards by a spurt of flame. "Damn that flame-brain!" she cursed as she walked past the fire and took a seat at the table. After pouring herself a nice glass of beer,she looked over to see what the fight was about.

Natsu was blasting fire at Erza,who was blocking all of his attacks with ease in her flame empress armor. However,instead of knocking him out like she usually did,she just stood by the doorway and shouted at him.

"I just don't understand,Natsu! Please explain to me how I distracted you from defeating that golem! You were doing extremely well, and all I did was try to encourage you!"

Natsu,with a crazed look in his eyes,shouted back at her with equal intensity.

"No,you know what you did! You knew what you said would make me feel all...weird inside,and I wasn't able to concentrate on defeating the golem!"

Erza,now looking even more confused,sighed and opened the door.

"I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about,and I do not appreciate that you accuse me of saying strange things when all I tried to do was help! Glad to know that I'm not appreciated!" Without saying another word,Titania stormed out of the guild hall.

Cana sipped her beer and thought about that strange fight. The way Natsu said the comment made him "feel weird" sounded off...suddenly she understood! Maybe the immature dragon slayer didn't get it yet,but Cana did,and she had an idea to help Natsu express his feelings she had no doubt he had for Erza.