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It turns out Jerry was right on the nose.

Rick did come for him.

6 months later.

"JERRY, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! COME DOWN AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN!"

Jerry and everybody who was currently beside the window heard this while they were on a break.

"Who on earth?" Samantha said.

"Maybe, some drunk old man" Jerry said, hoping if he ignored him, Rick would go away.

No such luck.

"JERRY SMITH! YOU LITTLE SHIT! COME OUT AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN!" Rick yelled.

Samantha got up and went to the window and said. "Jerry there's this old guy on top of your car naked and your ex-wife and two kid's are with him."

Oh, god.

Rick was wiping his naked self onto his car?

Jerry got up and peered at the car park with fear.

Rick really was standing naked onto his car and he seemed to be more drunk then usual.

Morty, Summer and Beth looked to be somewhat hiding behind the man.

Rick saw him and said. "So you finally decided to show your face, Jerry? How dare you make my little girl cry!"

"I never cried" Beth imputed in.

"I thought we were going out for ice cream!" Morty said.

"Jerry, come down here and face me!" Rick said.

Somebody had already called the police when they saw Rick take his clothes off and head for the company car park.

The police arrived.

"And there is the police" Summer said, while texting.

Two cops came out and said. "Old man, get down from that car and we can take you back to your retirement home"

"Retirement home?" Rick said, "I'm far too youthful for that" and then Rick zapped the two with an invisible laser.

The two police men blinked and then they split into slices, blood was everywhere.

"OH, MY GOD!" Somebody screamed.

"Invisible laser, bitch's" Rick said, before he turned to Jerry and said. "There's plenty more where that came from, Jerry. If you don't come down, I'm going to destroy this place one by one. I wonder how many thing's I can blow up that cannot be covered in the money left over from the budget."

"Are you insane?" Jerry said, "You'll bankrupt this place. We'll all be out of a job!"

"Exactly" Rick said, "How long can you pay your rent Jerry? I'm going to blow up everything and your going to go back to being that sad fucking loser, Jerry. That loser who dreams of fucking my daughter but will never get to because I'm here!"

"Dad!" said Beth.

"Wait. Grandpa you can't do that!" Summery said. "Who am I going to turn to for money?"

Everybody looked at her.

"I mean" Summer quickly corrected herself. "You can't just destroy a man's life like that! He's the father of your grandchildren!"

"Summer, if you haven't noticed" Rick said, "I'm holding this one place hostage and I just killed two cops. I'm so drunk that I'm trying to take revenge for Beth" before he said. "So come down Jerry and let me beat the tar out of you. You hurt my little girl"

Jerry moved away and heard Samantha said. "Don't do it. That old man is insane"

"Samantha. I've dealt with Rick enough times to know that he follows through on his threats" Jerry said, "He's going to start killing people for no good reason, If I don't go out there. I've been running away whenever I tangled with Rick. We'll, not today"

Then he left and made his way to the company car park, he soon stood in front of Rick.

"Is this what you want, huh?" Said Jerry.

"Finally, it's time to kick your ass, Jerry!" said Rick.

"oh, god" said Beth.

"Is nobody going to stop them?" said Morty.

And then Jerry ripped his suit shirt off showing his new toned muscle bound body as he said. "Bring it!"

Everybody was surprised.

"Wow." Said Samantha.

"Okay, that's new" said Rick.

"What did you expect, Rick? I've had six months" said Jerry and then he jumped on his car and gave Rick a sharp punch to his right.

The drunkard wasn't expecting it but he wasn't down, Jerry proceeded to deliver a swift kick to get Rick off his feet.

He was about to mount him, when suddenly Rick delivered a back flip while perform a back kick.

They watched them go at it.

"How are you so agile for an old man!?" Said Jerry.

"I fucked your mother last night, that's how" said Rick, before he yelled. "IM SUPER DRUNK RICK!"

Jerry delivered a knee butt before delivering a tail kick, both of them were now off the car and into the car park.

Jerry tried to grab something and found a pipe miraculously and began to beat Rick with it.

"Um, my god!" said Morty.

Rick managed to get out his portal gun and zapped right where Jerry standing.

However, Jerry used the few seconds he had to grab Rick before he went through.

They landed in the dimension of Butts.

"Gross, smells disgusting in here" said Jerry before Rick hit him with a kick to the face.

Jerry delivered kicks of his own as he tried to grab for Ricks portal gun, but the old man had strength.

They both ended up using it and dropping through a portal beneath them.

They landed on a dark gravely ground and looked around.

They saw a street full of monsters made that had human parts.

"Cronenberg's" said Rick and this time, Jerry allowed him to use the portal guy but not before Rick flipped off all of them.

They were gone before the monsters could charge.

"Did you have to flip them off?" Said Jerry.

"Is that even a question?" said Rick, before Jerry hit him in the face as they landed on a train.

They punched each other and with each punch they heard a sound effect from a cheesy 80's cartoon.

Jerry fist hit Rick's face.

Pow!

Rick knee hit Jerry stomach.

BANG!

Both of them stopped.

"Bang?" said Jerry. "What part of that was a Bang?"

"This is lame" said Rick. "Change Dimension?"

"Change it" said Jerry before Rick used his Portal Gun to go somewhere that didn't sensor violence.

They landed on a construction site and around them were buff looking men who had never seen a skinny person like Rick before.

Jerry grabbed a pipe and began to swing at Rick while Rick held a wrench.

It was a battle between them with the appropriate sounds as the two objects clashed.

If any weapon touched a body part, the blow would be devastating.

The crowd started cheering as they jumped onto the nearest moving beam and continued to fight before jumping onto another.

Higher and higher, they fought until they were at the very peak.

Jerry wouldn't allow Rick reach for any weapon in his white lab coat or on his wrist.

Ricky suddenly rushed him, not caring for his own life, but Jerry grabbed him as they both plunged from the highest peek.

"LET GO OF ME YOU NUTJOB!" Yelled Rick.

"Do you honestly think, I'll let go after you've tried every page in the book to ruin my life?" Said Jerry. "If you die, I'll be happy with my death!"

Rick realised he was serious so before they hit the ground, he opened another portal.

They entered a space like environment where they were both floating but could breath.

They tried attacking each other.

But their punches and kicks had no weight to them in this kind of atmosphere so the portal was opened again.

They floated through it and landed onto a carpet.

They heard a scream and both looked to find a chair that was a woman and clearly breathing.

She was looking at what was below them in horror.

They looked down and realised they must have squished another living furniture.

Blood was starting to come out from under Jerry.

Uh, oh.

They both hopped out of their pretty fast, before resuming their fighting on a giant lady backside.

Hit, punch, kick.

The woman felt something on her back and swivelled around.

Soon both of them were staring at a blond haired woman who bent her neck back unnaturally.

That immediately set off alarm bells for both of them.

Jerry grabbed the gun and opened a portal and ran through it with Rick right behind him.

The portal thankfully closing behind him.

They found themselves in an office space.

"Really, Jerry." Said Rick. "Out of all the crazy dimension you can think of. This is what you-woah!"

The room flipped!

"Who's boring now, Bitch?" said Jerry.

But them they heard a rumble.

It was cabinets!

The cabinets for some reason weren't bolted down and both Jerry and Rick tried to dodge while fighting.

"Give me that!" said Rick grabbing his gun and both of them fell.

They landed in that familiar car park.

They were back at the beginning.

However when they landed, it took two seconds to realise, they didn't pass through alone.

A huge wooden cabinet fell through and crushed Jerry underneath it, a second after he landed on the ground.

"Jerry!" said Beth and Samantha.

"How do you like me now, Bitch!" said Rick gloating. "How does it feel to be crippled for life? Now you'll think twice about making my little girl cry"

"You know what, Rick?" said Jerry. "Fuck your little girl!"

Silence.

What?

"Do you know why Beth married me?" said Jerry. "Because I was mentally weak and she knew she would have the final say with me. A job? She was the breadwinner so that meant she made all the decisions! Skip School? Heavens forbid that our kids don't know their grandfather so it's okay for them to have no future and be traumatised. She went radio silent when she kicked me out and chose her alcoholic grandfather over her husband who has been with her for the past two decades! But the moment, I get my shit together and grow some balls, suddenly Beth has an interest me. Suddenly she wants me back in. Fuck her."

Beth looked like she had been slapped.

"Now let's talk about our waste of space kids" said Jerry. "Summer enjoys roasting her own father left and right. She is going nowhere because she knows her parents would get it for her. She sees me as a money tree and when I don't have to pay child support, then god help her. She would be a fucking loser still living in her parents house even in her 40's. Do you think anything she's learned with you, will help her in normal society? Hell no!"

Summer looked like she had just been slapped.

"And Morty" said Jerry. "Dear god where do I even begin?, That child is going to end up turning into Rick 2.0. A heavy alcoholic who constantly burping in peoples faces and eating off everybody like a Parasite. There is nothing to be proud of. When I have kids, I'm going to be telling them not to be a waste of space like Morty!"

Morty looked like he had been slapped.

"And You!" said Jerry to Rick. "You may be smart but you are the worst human being on this planet. How does it feel knowing that the only reason your daughter allowed you into the house is because she has fucking daddy issues?"

Rick froze.

"How does it feel to know how much of a parasite you are in that house?" said Jerry. "It must feel amazing to get praise from kids who don't know the real world and get whatever you want from your emotional unstable daughter. I'm sure you can sleep at night, knowing how your balls are only for show,"

Silence and then they heard the ambulance.

"So Rick, congratulations," said Jerry. "You are the last man standing. I'm sure the journey to destroy your daughter marriage and family, got the results you wanted. She is a sad and lonely drunk, just like you. You've got the kids so blinded by the coolness that they don't see how much of loser they both are. Oh, Bravo. I'll send a trophy to your door."

And then the cabinet was pushed off him and he was put on a stretcher before being carted into the ambulance.

Samantha joined him in the ambulance.

And Jerry kept his promise because a week later, a Trophy came in a package.

'Rick Sanchez. The Last Man Standing'.

But the thing was, Rick, didn't live in the house anymore.

The man who destroyed a family was now without a family.

Beth had kicked Rick out.

End.

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