Don't Fall For Me

We need more Kenny/Henrietta shipping stories so I'm writing one now. The plot for this was partially inspired by Cosmomos' story "I'm Not Gay But My Boyfriend Is" that's on . I don't know if they're on AO3 as well, but if you're on fanfiction definitely check it out, especially if you're a fan of Craig and Tweek. It's a delightful read.

Anyway, the plot is a bit different, obviously. And in case you don't know, ever since The Casa Bonita DLC for The Fractured but Whole came out I am a hard core shipper of Kenny and Henrietta. I ship them almost as hard as I ship Tweek and Craig. So, I need to get more stories of them out there.

Oh, and one more thing. Aside from the first chapter, this story will be in first person in Kenny's view point. Please enjoy!

Chapter 1 – Cartman's Revenge

The entire junior class was gathered in the gymnasium for their presentations. Seeing as it was 50% of their final grade for History it was a pretty big deal and the History teacher wanted to make sure the class knew that. Even PC Principal and Strong Woman were standing by watching the students give their speeches.

Eric Cartman sat in between two of his friends Stan and Kenny, while Kyle sat on Stan's other side. For once Cartman was eagerly awaiting his turn. He had done his research of World War II and the current times and he was ready for the biggest speech of his life of why the Jews were evil and should be eradicated. He just had to keep awake long enough to get through Wendy's boring presentation on who cares?

Finally, after what seemed like forever, Wendy wrapped up her stupid speech. "And that is why Eleanor Roosevelt was one of the most influential women of history," she concluded.

As everyone applauded, Cartman had to resist the urge to boo or vomit. Of course Wendy would talk about some women's rights crap. That's all she ever talked about. But he didn't want to risk getting in trouble and not being allowed to give his own speech.

"Very good, Wendy, thank you," the teacher said after the applause died down, "Next we have…" she paused to look at her sheet and let out a heavy sigh when she saw who's name was next. "Eric Cartman."

"Yes!" Cartman exclaimed, standing up excitedly. He could already feel Kyle's glare on his back as he made his way down the aisle towards the podium, but he ignored him. Clutching his paper in his hands, he turned towards his classmates. This was it. He was finally going to open up all of their eyes to the evils of Jews.

"Fellow classmates," he began, "I would like to discuss with you all a very serious topic that I researched for my paper: the Jews."

Before he could continue, however, there was a loud "BOO!" that was quickly taken up by several other students in the gym. Astonished and angered, Cartman quickly glared at Kyle but was amazed when he saw the ginger sitting perfectly still.

PC Principal quickly rushed over to the podium and grabbed the mike. "Who started the booing?" he demanded. All the students died down and no one came forward. As the principal glared at them, Cartman couldn't help but notice the girl goth, Henrietta way in the back on the top row of the bleachers with her other two goth friends. They were in the corner where they wouldn't be noticed. She was snickering at him.

Did she boo at me? Cartman thought angrily.

"If it happens again I'm putting that person in detention!" PC Principal warned before handing the mike back to Cartman.

"A-Anyway, I have done extensive research on this topic," Cartman continued, "Everyone thinks Jews are the victims but they are actually the problem!"

"Yeah? Where'd you hear that? Fox News?" Someone called out. Almost everyone in the bleachers started snickering. Cartman narrowed his eyes. That voice was definitely female.

Keeping an eye on that corner of the bleachers, Cartman continued. "They spread their propaganda and lies, fooling you into believing that the Holocaust actually happened! But think about it! Don't you think someone would've stopped it before it began? And today! The Jews are money grubbing thieves who want to ruin everything for everyone!"

"Oh, just confess your love for Kyle already and stop wasting everyone's time!"

As everyone exploded into laughter, Cartman started boiling with rage. It was her! Henrietta! That goth bitch thought she could get away with taunting him because she was in the corner? He would call her out for it!

"Hey, fuck you, bitch!" Eric screamed into the mike, "You fucking goth whore! You think you're better than me? Bring it, you cunt!"

"I know I'm better than you," Henrietta taunted, grinning nastily down at him.

Cartman growled and was about launch himself into the stands and attack her, but PC Principal grabbed his arm and the mike. "QUIET!" he demanded. Instantly the entire gymnasium was silenced. "Cartman! Biggle! In my office, pronto!"

"Me? What did I do?" Cartman wondered.

"NOW!" PC Principal demanded. Henrietta shrugged and followed the principal while Cartman stomped after them. Once they were in his office PC Principal made them sit down. "Now, either one of you want to explain to me what the hell that was?"

"Yes," Henrietta said, "He's an idiot."

"HEY!" Cartman exclaimed.

The principal let out a sigh. "Henrietta, you get a week's detention for interrupting Eric's speech," he told her, "And Eric, you get a week's detention-"

"WHAT?" Cartman exploded, "What the hell did I do?"

"If you would let me finish," PC Principal said, "You get a week's detention for calling Henrietta a bitch, a whore, a cunt, and for making a hate speech about Jews."

"That's not fair!" Cartman growled, "She is all those things! I didn't even get to finish my speech which would prove my point because of her!"

"You want to make it two weeks, bro?" the principal wondered. Cartman hissed with anger but said nothing more. "Now get back to the gym before you get in more trouble."

"Whatever," Henrietta muttered. She stood and left immediately while Cartman followed more slowly. As soon as they were out in the hallway the goth lit up a cigarette, took a long drag, and strode off towards the gym. Cartman watched her go with anger.

"Don't think this is over, bitch," he hissed under his breath, "Before this is all over I will have my revenge. And then you'll wish you never crossed paths with Eric Cartman."

This first chapter is a little short because it's mostly just an introductory chapter. Once things get going the chapters will get longer. Also, just so you know I want to quickly finish the last chapter of "Meet Me in Hell" before I post anymore of this but I'm almost done with that so don't worry about that. Please leave a review if you like this or if you don't like this! I love reading comments! And as I said all of the next chapters will be in first person in Kenny's view point.