Author Note: Merry Christmas!

I do not own Family Guy.

Enjoy!

All linger thought of trying to a decent human being came undone in Peter mind and in its place was fear, fear to survive with no fingers and still very much alive.

Gretchen was on a laptop.

"What are you doing?" said, Peter. "Lets go rob Lois already. Its not like it would be hard to find it"

"This is where you need to be smarter, sweetie." said, Gretchen. "The Police will have no doubt informed Lois and the family of our escape. No cop in their right mind would allow a rich woman to stay in her house when it could be easily targeted. That means they most likely ran away by now and relocated. I'm shifting through your children's Instagram right now."

"Why-" began Peter before he said. "Oh...they would be bragging to their friends and making those viewing cook with envy"

"Exactly" she said, and then she got a hit with a post that suddenly appeared on the feed. "Bingo. Can anybody identify the background in this picture?"

Suddenly Peter noticed 10 insane guys appear from nowhere and crowd the obviously stolen laptop.

They were looking at Stewie's Instagram and found his viewpoint to be incredibly inconvenient.

They had to dip down to see well.

"That looks like Skageness in England." said, one guy. "Its incredible in the summer time but avoid strolls on the beach. Its not exactly a looker"

"And that's where we'll go" said, Gretchen. "Lets get fake disguises and fake ID's. I know a person who will smuggle weapons across the boarder for a favour. Let's kill this bitch!"

"Yay, lets get money" said, Peter.

#Skegness#

"I thought this place would be more impressive" said, Stewie as he walked on a deck with his family, dressed a beach shirt, shirts and flip flops. "Why does the air smell like ocean even when we're going to the bathroom?"

A family they crossed stood and stared at him.

"What?" said, Stewie glaring at them. "That's right, I'm a talking baby. Keep walking, peasants. I can buy and sell you"

"Stewie, be nicer to those around you." said, Lois, dressed in a pretty blue top, white shorts and flip flops, before she said to the family. "Sorry about that. He hasn't had breakfast yet so he's cranky"

"We'll, your not wrong" said, Stewie.

"I did offer to drive" said, Bradly beside her, dressed in his classics suit pants and sweater.

"And I declined, thinking we would have a beautiful walk to our new living arrangement but I was clearly mistaken" said, Lois. "If I can go back in time and slap my past self that thought this was a good idea than I would"

And that's when they turned to the left and saw one of the many house's, Brandly family's owned and he had agreed to house them all in, after the police asked them if they had anywhere else to stay.

"First time, seeing the house in person. It looks okay" he said, and everybody agreed, it wasn't a mansion of a house but it wasn't falling apart.

They entered and walked through the gate, they then walked to the door and Bradly moved a flower pot to get the key and they walked in.

The house had been restored, and the gas and electricity had been paid for.

They walked in only to find out the smell of the sea had followed them inside.

They hung up any coats they had and saw there wasn't even a computer in the whole entire place and everything had a weird English catholic vibe to it.

"My twitter followers are not going to believe this" said, Stewie texting and snapping a picture, only to hear.

"Stewie, what are you doing?"

He turned to see Meg.

Stewie froze, before quickly trying to hide his phone.

"You know the rules, we can't have any cell phones with us" she said, grabbing his own and Stewie looked shattered. "What if somebody tracks us?"

#Airport#

Peter looked over Gretchen shoulder and said. "Whoa, that house looks ancient but in a good way"

Gretchen looked at the location tagged and thought the youngest Griffin had a serious problem with posting, he was posting like once every 15 seconds.

None of the other's were foolishly online.

"We got our target" she said, "Lets go boys"

And then they got into a car that they rented.

#Quahog#

An hour later, Joe Swanson finally got to look at his phone and saw the updates that Stewie had updated his profile and even tagged the photo.

He wasn't supposed to do that.

"So of a bitch" he said, before he yelled to the guys. "WHERE IS THE PHONE NUMBER WE KEEP TO CONTACT THE BRITISH POLICE?"

Everybody froze and looked at each other.

Joe face palmed.

They really needed to be more organised.

#Skegness#

Meg handed Stewie phone over to her mother and Lois gave Stewie a look that made Stewie not dare to throw a tantrum here.

He didn't reveal that he had foolishly took a picture and tagged it on his Instagram.

"Mom, I'm hungry" said, Chris.

"I'll cook breakfast" said, Bradly.

"What? You know how to cook?" said, Lois.

"No. I wasn't allowed to touch a stove while growing up but now I can" said, Bradly.

What?

And all of them could practically see the whole house in flames from one dish gone horribly wrong.

"Bradly, I think I should cook" said, Lois. "I want to treat you. Your already letting us stay here"

His eyes went wide before he gave a disappointed look but respected her wishes by letting Lois do her thing and sat down with the kids.

It was one of the reason why her kids preferred him over Peter.

Respect.

Bradly showed them that it was possible for a man to respect a woman's wishes and not be a douchebag seconds later.

Heaven only knows how many times they saw Peter show his complete lack of respect for Lois right in front of them.

And with Bradly, you wouldn't expect him to use one of them as some kind of accessory or get out a baseball bat and start swinging because he thought it would be hilarious to hit people and destroy property.

"So...did any of you do or accomplish anything recently?" said, Bradly to the kids while they waited for Lois to make Breakfast.

"Oh, I got a boyfriend" said, Meg surprising all of them, she was surprised as well. "His name is Eric and he's so sweet"

"That's great" said, Bradly. "I told you taking care of yourself mentally and physically will show results. Maybe, you'll introduce him one day to the family but that's only if both of you are ready"

"We'll, I got 2 golden stars this week" said, Stewie. "The teacher said, he was not only impressed with my comprehension but also my behaviour as well"

"That's amazing Stewie." said, Bradly. "How about we go out and you can pick a toy out for those two stars?"

"Really?" said, Stewie.

"Good behaviour deserves to be rewarded" said, Bradly before all of them turned to Chris.

"Ur, we'll. I recently found a website of people talking about my art work and they kind of showered me with compliments" said, Chris, he had been shocked to read complete strangers analyse his painting like it had some profound meaning behind it or told his entire back story.

He just drew for fun.

Never had he been called Complex before by complete strangers.

"That's great. That means your work is being recognised so feel proud." said, Bradly and Chris smiles. "However, next time I'm going to teach you how to spot genuine criticism that will help you improve versus people who just want to deliver a crushing blow to your self-esteem. If you can't recognise the difference between the two and react in the way you shouldn't. A Reputation can make or break a career"

"Thanks, Bradly" said, Chris.

All of three of them felt good about themselves, which hardly felt with Peter.

Bradly, took genuine interest in them and wasn't nagged by Lois to spent time with them or decide to spend time with them because he was wanted something out of them.

That and he gave advice that made sense and there wasn't a risk of going to jail for listening to it.

"Breakfast is ready" said Lois and then she produced what Peter had always complained about but now missed dearly.

She put a large tray on the table and they saw plates on it.

"I made Eggy bread" she said, as they looked at a white brown that seemed to be an infusion of egg and bread into one. "Sausages. Normal Toaste and for cereal, I found a brand of cereal that said 'Golden Nuggets' and Weetabix's"

Stewie looked at the captain on the Golden Nuggets box and the donkey and began to pour the biggest into a bowel immediately.

They all began to take what they could and not a single one of them complained and made unreasonable demands at the person preparing the breakfast.

Lois was still getting used to not have a painfully fat man yelling at everything she did on the dinning table and acting worse than their 2 year son in terms of maturity.

They all finished an hour later and they went to the kitchen to help wash up.

Stewie started yawning.

They all realised that he did just spend 7 hours on a flight and a further 3 hours in the British version of a Taxi, called a Cab.

"Looks, like the little guy is tired" said, Bradly.

"I'm feeling tired too" said, Chris.

"I could use a nap" said, Meg.

"We'll, we could all use a rest" said, Lois kissing Bradly's cheek.

They all then went upstairs and picked a room to sleep in.

"You know, I can really see us and the Nissan guy as a family" said Stewie with his Siblings while the adults went upstairs. "He's done wonders for all our self esteem. He's at least a thousand times smarter than the Fat man and he smells better to"

"I agree with you Stewie" said Chris. "I'm catching up in my studies and making Bank thanks to Bradly"

"I already think of Bradly as my real dad" said Meg. "As far as I'm concerned mom wasn't married to a Man named Peter. Who's Peter? Not the name of somebody who holds my purse for me"

She was determined not to give that miserable excuse for a man a second thought.

Peter rarely treated her like his Daughter so why should she think of that man as her father when it was possible for another man to step up where he failed?

Peter was dead to her.

Meg went into the room she had chosen and slammed the door behind her.

Both Chris and Stewie looked at each other and than headed back into their new rooms.

Both Bradly and Lois were about to show each other age was nothing but a number in the master bedroom.

However this peaceful time would be cut short by a single roar of an engine.

An engine that was carrying alcholics, drugs and guns.

And scene!