So this fic will contain Eyes of Heaven Spoilers.
Ahhh my first fic! I'm so excited! This is heavily inspired by lolrus555's fic
Disclaimer: I don't own JoJo or RWBY because if I do then this is going to be canon... Which is a bad thing.
Once upon a time...
In Jotaro's POV
"You foolish Joestar!" Heaven Ascension DIO boasted as Jotaro held his gut in pain. "You freaking bastard..." is all the delinquent hero could reply. His future daughter was knocked out cold, but atleast Heaven Asshole DIO's attention was focused on him.
"Do you wanna know how you died in my dimension, Jotaro? You tried to lure me into a trap, making me think you're dead, by stopping your own heart, only an imbecile would even do such a thing!" HA DIO chuckled.
'I have to think, or the future of the fucking multiverse is doomed.' until Jotaro's brain processed an idea. "Say, to what extent does your power reach it's limit?" he coughed blood after finishing the sentence.
Suprisingly(or not due to his arrogance), HA DIO's face brightened up. "Ha! I suppose since I have you at my mercy, I shall show you the true power that I, DIO, posses!" he grinned proudly, like a kid showing off his new toy.
Suddenly, they were warped into some place else.
A mansion is burning, and a terrified, young Speedwagon is sitting near a fountain watching the house burn in tears.
Jotaro and DIO appeared behind and watched the scene.
"Joestar Manor, Liverpool, witness my first battle against your great great grandfather!"
Jotaro immediately regretted his decision.
'Good grief, he is just taking me out for sightseeing.'
"Behold and witness the strength, the vigor, and the courage JoJo have!" the white painted blonde man boasts.
"Wait, aren't you suppose to hate him?" the boy with the cap mused.
"I expect that question from an idiot such as yourself. You see, I acquired his body because he is the only human being worthy enough to carry my will, that's how much I respect Jonathan Joestar."
"Here is the knife you stabbed father with, now I shall return the favor!" they heard Jonathan yelled from inside the Manor before hearing a piercing sound and a high pitched "WRYYYYYYY??"
"I uhh..."
HA DIO, embarrassed for that little moment, decided to warp them into another realm.
They warped into what appears to be a boat with 3 Italian youngsters dancing and a stringed up decapitated head with... A zipper instead of a mouth.
"Is... Is that what I fucking think it is?"
"Silly, Jotaro. How in the world would I know? I haven't reached omnipotence yet."
They warped to what appears to be a laboratory.
"Now, if I got it right... Ah ha!" HA DIO pointed at someone who looks awfully like Jotaro.
"That is what you wanted? A marine biologist? Pathetic, and I thought JoJo's dream of becoming an archaelogist is childish."
"You bastard..."
"And you are wearing that filthy hat while donning a lab coat? You are more worthless than I thought, Jotaro!" HA DIO cackled. He failed to notice that Jotaro was about to punch him with Star Platinum.
And... It went downhill from there...
Jotaro realized that Star Platinum and The World are the same type of stand. So he should be able to warp reality too by that logic, and it seems like that theory wasn't farfetched when he and DIO uncontrollably warped reality while having an intense exchange of punches.
"ORAORAORAORAORAORA"
"MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA"
"Tch, it's not fair that our stands are the same!" DIO yelled.
They warped in front of a naked Jo2uke, who watched the battle in confusion.
Then they warped away, leaving the poor amnesiac scratching his fourth ball.
Post Battle Tendency Joseph's POV
"Hehe! This thing just needs a little Hamon to stop the ricketing issue!" Joseph quipped as he went outside of Stroheim's laboratory. Covering both of his hands with black gloves.
After the battle with Kars, he was in good terms with the Nazis who nursed him back to health for a few weeks. Knowing that there is an impending war between the countries however, Stroheim told Joseph that they should not keep in contact for a while, to which the brunnette agreed.
"Til we meet again, JoJo!"
"Yes! Don't you dare forget about me you jerry!" (A WWII term for Germans)
After waving farewells, Joseph took a trip to Italy, hoping Suzie Q and Lisa Lisa were still there. He planned to surprise them both before returning to the States to visit his grunkle Speedwagon and granny Erina.
Renting a hotel and planning on how he should surprise them, he immediately gave up on planning as he stretched his arms before preparing to go to bed. Not even bothering to change his crop top, gloves, jeans and boots "I'll leave tomorrow's problems for tomorrow's me." Joseph yawned as he dived to the cushion.
Until...
"ORAORA!"
"MUDAMUDA!"
The two battling stand users warped to Joseph's suite.
"You freak." Star Platinum cocked his fist back and delivered a strong blow to the guarding opponent. "GURGH!"
However, it sent DIO stumbling and accidentally sat on Joseph's body as they were warped on to another dimension.
A few realms/dimension/WARUDO later
"WRYYYY??" HA DIO screamed as his fist burned and went limp. Having touch an alternate counterpart bracelet that belonged to the one Jotaro killed, "I should have finished you when I got the chance!"
Jotaro just huffed in response.
"It's time to end this, I, DIO, am getting tired of this waste of time!"
"And I'm getting tired of seeing your ugly face." Jotaro retorted as he threw another bracelet that finished DIO off.
MEANWHILE IN A LAND FAR FAR AWAY.
Far way in Joseph's POV
Joseph was cuddling a trashbag inside a dumpster in an alleyway mumbling in his sleep "Hmmm, Suzi..."
Then an explosion happened.
The young musclular Joestar sat right up wide awake and realized where he is.
"WHAT THE FU-"
he winced as heard another explosion.
Standing up to see the ruckus, he saw some funny looking guy and a bunch of henchmen in what looks to be a store, ganging up against a cute girl holding a 'Holy shit is that a fucking scythe??'
To be continued
Everytime I close my eyes,
I wake up feeling so horny!
And that's a wrap!
Im going to try re-checking it later. It seems kinda rush and fast paced cause I don't want a slow start.