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Getting What You Wish For

After freeing themselves from Emperor's Pilaf's traps, due to a sudden transformation from Goku and then some quick surgery. That bit of adventure leads to this moment where she and the rest of the group had managed to retrieve the Balls from the Emperors. Now, She was about to get her wish on the Dragon Balls.

Her Perfect boyfriend.

She could imagine him now. He would be strong like little Goku, even better looking than that rogue, Yamcha. He would be a bad boy but would have a soft side for children. For when she was ready to have her own tikes.

"Eternal Dragon," She began to yell, stretching her arms to the sky as the sky darkened. "Arise and grant me my wish."

The seven spheres glowed with a magical orange power, which soon started to stretch up into the sky. As the world got even darker, a massive form started to fade in. Large red eyes were accented by a green scaled skin, its body went on for miles. Far too long for human eyes to see.

"I am the Eternal Dragon, state your wish and I shall grant it." Its booming voice sent chills down Bulma's spine but she wasn't going to let a scary dragon stop her from her prize.

"I wish for my..." She stopped for a second. "Perhaps I should describe him?" Goku walked up behind her tugging her leg. Bulma ignored his pull, this was far too important to get distracted, she would help him later. "I wish for my perfect boyfriend to be here but he got to be related to-" Goku interrupted her wish with a tap on the leg.

"Goku!" She turned around yelling at him.

"Your wish is granted," The Dragon responded, glowing a bright yellow for a moment, the Dragon Balls raising up to be with him in the sky.

"What!" Bulma screamed. "But I didn't.."

"Farewell." The massive creature interrupted her, and even Bulma was scared of angering such a powerful being. With that, the Dragon vanished in a flash with the Balls rocketing off into separate directions.

Bulma fell to her knees in shock, lamenting at the seeming loss of her wish. That was until figure ended up in front of her. This must have been her wish, Goku's interruption must not have ruined things at all. His form slowing faded in from nowhere, as he was arriving from another dimension.

He was a handsome enough guy to her eye, rivaling if not out matching Yamcha. The only odd thing about him was his choice of outfit. It was some kind of white armor with yellow shoulder guards and highlights. With what looked like blue leggings, but a lack of arm coverage showing off his ripped state.

Not something she couldn't deal with, shopping could make this fashion don't, into a fashion yes. And he had lovely hair, she would have to know his secret on keeping such a long her so nice.

"So this is Earth, how deserted?" Her wish spoke up, his voice revibrated through her. It sounded just right to her ears. The perfect voice for the future Mr. Briefs. Because yes he has to change his name.

"Well, hello handsome," She stalks up to him, leaning on his strong arm. "I'm Bulma." There was a wink sent at the rapidly reddening face of her new boyfriend.

"H-h-hello, I'm…" He stopped for a second, peering over at the young Son Goku, staring at him like he had seen a ghost. Tears ended pouring out of his eyes. "Kakarot, is that you?"

"Kakarot?" The young boy mimed. "Whats a Kakarot?"

This caused the unnamed elder boy to run at the younger one, grabbing him up into his arms and crushing him to his chest.

"It's me, Kakarot," The hugger yelled. "I'm your brother, Raditz"

Author's Note:

Something that started out as a bit more of a joke in my head. It has spiraled into a series of Omakes over on Spacebattles. There will be more from this storyline and other silly ideas over the course of a few weeks. I have a backlog of these to post. So don't expect me to run out soon.

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