I wrote the first three chapters of this on a whim in about a 12 hour span of time. I enjoyed so much that I'm already working on the next. Before I write ten in a row might as well see if people see anything that may need critique. I'm one of those "long time reader first time posters" so I don't really know how this goes. Anyways enjoy.

2/2/2019 - I apologize if this alerted you. I was just editing some major issues I noticed in some of my chapters. I don't know if replacing chapters does that. I hope it doesn't.

6/11/2019 - I added in a bunch of line breaks to make the entire story more readable. Minor changes were made along the way.

"Bobby, you're doing great at the bodega! Your Grandpa couldn't be prouder of you!"

Lori was having one of her many cell phone conversations with her out of state boyfriend. While seeing one another could only happen every so often, their phones always kept them connected. Lori had dropped everything to chat with her Bobby-boo-boo-bear, well everything except grabbing a glass of juice from the kitchen.

Making her way down the stairs, Lori had to dodge the twins chasing one another. Unlike her sister, Leni, she could easily multitask and didn't miss a step. Sliding up the wall she continued down.

"I know. I know. Wait! I literally didn't know that!" Lori was about to enter the kitchen when the sight of her brother caught her attention.

The little twerp was right in front of the fridge getting a snack. As he fumbled with some tupperware that contained some leftover mac n' cheese, his phone was secure wedged between his ear and shoulder. Lori stopped to listen to his conversation out of pure curiosity.

"Yeah, I got the entire weekend free so we could have our date!" Lincoln managed to open the lid to his left overs, "I can't wait to see you too."

Lori ducked behind the entrance of the kitchen. Lincoln had a date?! But he was dating Ronnie Anne, Bobby's little sister, which could only mean!

"OMG! Bobby, you didn't say you were coming to visit this weekend!" Lori yelled into her phone. "I'm like so excited I can'-"

A look of confusion came to her face.

"But Ronnie Anne is coming down for a date with Lincoln… She has a test? Monday? Studying the whole weekend…" her mind was rattling with thoughts. "Oh I get what's happening." Lori began twirling her hair with a single finger.

"You want to try and keep your surprise but it's too late boo-boo-bear. Lincoln accidentally let the cat out of the bag… You're really not coming… Then WHO is Lincoln talking to?!" Lori screamed.

The poor, white haired boy was leaving the kitchen completely unaware of his sister. His food was all heated up on a microwave safe plate in one hand, his other hand held his phone to his ear. There was a nice trot in his step obviously giddy about his aforementioned date.

"Well what would you like me to wear?"

"LINCOLN!"

"Gah!" His plate was flung up into the air and onto the floor. Lincoln looked down in disappointment.

"Lori, what was that for?!" He shouted at his older sister. A small voice from his phone spoke up and he had to back step. "No, no ,no, it's not something you did. My sister just scared me."

"Lincoln! Who are you talking to?" A small voice came from her own phone. She stood up and talked into it in a more chipper tone. "Sorry, boo-boo-bear. I need to turn my little brother into a human pretzel." Beep.

The blonde teenager turned her glare back to the young boy. Her face conveyed her displeasure and she bent at the waist to meet the boy's level. Lori's jaw jutted out like a ravenous bulldog and she growled as she spoke. A finger pointed into the boy's face.

"If you are cheating on Ronnie Anne so help me I'll-"

"I'm not dating Ronnie Anne!" he backed up to the kitchen door frame. His sister's shadow loomed over him like a demon about to grab his throat. A voice from his phone brought him back to his senses some. "Yes, Ronnie Anne is the girl I tried to date before she moved away."

"Lincoln!" Lori snapped at him, "Who's on the other side of that call?!"

"My girlfriend, okay!" the voice corrected him, "Soulmate!"

His sister's eyes flared in anger. Lincoln suddenly realized what he had said. He turned his back to Lori, an action he would regret, and whispered into the phone.

"You're not helping! Stop laughing!" He was suddenly spun around with violent force. His feet kicked as Lori brought him up to her face.

"You broke up with Ronnie Anne?" Her voice was low and filled with malice. "You broke Bobby's little sister's heart?"

"Um-um-um…" One large gulp later. "W-we never were dating… hehe…"

"Twerp!"

Lori dropped him, his phone spilt to the ground. He crawled quickly to grab it.

"Sweetie I got to go!" His pupils dilated from the small voice's next words. "Wait don't come over! I can handle this! No wait!" dial tone.

Lincoln's jowls dropped into a deep frown as the sudden realization hit him… his secret girlfriend was coming over.

"LINCOLN!" He turned and looked into the face of fear. He began running.

"I SPENT SO MUCH TIME SETTING YOU TWO UP!"

"Lori calm down!"

Lori was chasing him at breakneck speeds around the house. The only advantage Lincoln had was his small stature. He slid underneath the dining room table and popped out the other side. He managed to keep a moderate distance from her but it was tiring him out. He round a corner and cursed his nerdy physique. Looking back Lori was also out of breath but less so. She was still mad as all hell! Lori stopped suddenly, Lincoln sighed in relief but then he saw her take a deep breath.

"LINCOLN BROKE UP WITH RONNIE ANNE!"

"HE WHAT?!"

The Loud house filled with a cacophony of sound as doors slammed open. Angry sisters stood on the upper level seething. They all began flooding the first floor in a stampede of womanly scorn. Lincoln's eyes widened in horror as the hoard approached.

Dip, dive, dodge Lincoln was doing his best to follow the fundamentals of gym survival. His sister's arms lashed out from all directions. Nails scratched across his skin leaving thousands of abrasions. His lungs burned and his heart was about to burst. A subtle glance made him aware of the biggest threat. Like a rolling boulder in an ancient temple, Lynn was bolting in a straight line for him. With her athletic prowess from years of training he was tackled to the ground.

With all the ruckus he did not hear the doorbell ring. Leni, who was chasing Lincoln, stopped and forget about her chase to greet the guest.

"Hey, I know you! But where from?" The blonde was puzzled by the person's sudden appearance. "Oh wait! We are doing something right now, you can't come in! Guys help! Wow, you're strong!"

Lincoln was surrounded on the ground in a headlock. Lynn's legs wrapped around his torso so there was no escape even if he had energy left. His sisters glared down upon him. Lori spoke up from the mob.

"Alright twerp! Explain why I shouldn't twist you into a human pretzel!"

"Lori I already told you! I'm WHOA!"

Two arms reached in and grabbed both the boy and his sporty sister out of the pile. Lynn was tossed in an arc to the group of angry girls. Another brought Lincoln into a tight hug. The girls gasped.

"Guys, I totes tried to stop her but she was like really strong." Leni walks in casually explaining. "By the way, who is she?"

The group looked on at the intruder. She wore a short leather jacket that rested on her shoulders. Underneath that was a tan to yellow tube top skirt combo that caressed her curves and showed her ample cleavage. Her footwear consisted of a pair of black, ankle high, pleather boots. The girls didn't realize they had check out her body first. Shaking their heads they finally made eye contact, except Luna who was still looking at that body. I mean seriously, what a pair of legs!

Although her brow was currently furrowed at them they could tell this woman was gorgeous. Her brown eyes were accented by excellently done makeup that was solely there to grace her natural beauty. Black gemstone studs were present on each of her lobes and exposed by her tucking her brown curled hair behind them. Her hair stayed pinned by the makeshift use of sunglasses as a hairband. From what they could see, had she not been of some sort of European descent, she would be that "brown eyed girl" of legend.

"H-hey there QT… I see you found the house alright…" Lincoln managed to speak after pulling his face from her breasts that she had shoved him into during the hug.

"Cutie?!" His sisters shouted in disbelief.

The woman smiled softly and snuggled her cheek into his white hair but took a power stance shortly after. She glared at the awestruck girls and with a frumph turned her nose to them.

What was happening?!