Disclaimer: I do not own anything from the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory franchise or any characters associated with the franchise. All rights belong to Roald Dahl, Tim Burton, and Warner Bros. Pictures. This is not my intellectual property, and no financial gain is made from this nor will be sought. This is purely for entertainment purposes only.

Chapter 1 - Introduction

Audio log # 1: ID number 586749...my name is Mike Teavee. I've been kept in cryogenic stasis for the last two-hundred years, and only recently have I been awoken. The government has selected me for a secret mission to quarantine a chocolate factory that used to belong to a man called Willy Wonka—or so I've been told. They figured my engineering and computer programming skills would be a valuable asset. My surroundings are a mess, with nothing but rubble and garbage everywhere, and there is not a single living soul to be found.

I was told by a government agent that this factory used to be a tall, majestic building before the apocalypse took place, but now all I can see are the remnants of what appear to be courtyard walls and a crumbling tower. I'll have to find a way in somehow, and clear out the freaking place. Who knows, maybe my past memories might come back to me during my mission. Again, this is Mike Teavee, and I'm signing off for now.

Author's note: I hope you enjoyed this little introduction to my latest story. Don't worry, I promise I will update my other stories, but I thought I should try writing something different for a change, so why not? Feel free to review, and I promise I'll be back soon, whether it's a new chapter for this story or one of my other stories. Stay tuned! :)