Well I am writing things again WOW.

For the few who have already read the last thing I wrote (you probably didn't because it's written in mexicaned spanish) and hope for something better, I have to say that you should not have high expectations, but at least I THINK it will not be as ridiculous as the other thing I wrote.

by the way my grammar still sucks, im also doing this to practice my english so yeah here we go.

(Touhou project and everything else that I put here apart from my OC are not mine and never will be)

CHAPTER 1

This is a quite an unreal situation, so I'm in a place that's completely dark and I don't mean "dark" like in the night, it's more like a void that has no end to it.

I'm not sure of how I ended up here, but I've been walking for about 20 minutes and I haven't seen anything more than this dark void, at first I thought it was a dream but something tell's me that's not it, this is getting very strange and somewhat disturbing.

Another 4 minutes walking and I came across something weird, some giant letters that said "choose your weapon" which is ridiculous, it's a damn void here there is nothing that's like a weapon in here.

Aparently god decided to prove me wrong, out of nowhere a lot of freaking weapons appeared or I atleast think they are, I also saw myself with the need to shout like a little bitch because that escared the shit out of me.

Me:"SON OF A BITCH!"

It's good that i'm the only one here, that scream that i did wasn't very manly, I recognize some of the weapons that appeared, I'm sure those are the swords of kratos but that can't be possible just like everything that has happened to me.

I'm really not as scared as I should be i did scream but that was just once i am sure other people would had already shouted their lungs out or be in denial but not me.

I don't know how to get out of here, so I my only choice is to do what the letters say and choose a weapon, which will be difficult, there are too many options, like excalibur of arturia, the fucking omnitrix, frostmourne and many others.

I think I'll take something decent but not super broken I don't want to deal with the problems caused by someone as inexperienced as me with things like the infinity gauntlet it would be a mess.

My search gives fruit, what I had in front of me was the faking master sword, it was in the blue sheath of the ocarina of time is a good weapon and it's not ridiculously powerful, so it's perfect.

I start to move my hands to take it, and the moment I do all the other weapons disappear but this time I was ready for it so i don't scream like a bitch this time.

The giant letters come back but this time they say "choose an hability" and out of nowhere several smaller letters come out, I decide to go to see the one closest to me it says "super strength" then a small explanation of what the hability does.

It's not like I need the explanation it's pretty obvious what it does, it's a very direct skill but i prefeer something like advanced regeneration that is a reliable hability and it would make dying a difficult job.

Already decided i start my search for that hability, it took little time to find it, wasn't that far from were i was and just like last time a small explanation appears this time I read it because regeneration has categories like deadpool's is better than wolverine's.

If what the explanation says it's true, i would regenerate parts of the body in minutes, damaged organs in a little longer and best of all damage to the brain does not deny the regeneration, but if my head is blown off completely I die, guess that is good enough.

I touch the name of the hability and just like before all the others disappear, the letters come out once more and say "choose two perks".

What is the difference of hability and perks?, If i remember correctly they are the same shit i could be wrong, the letters of the perks have things like "master of arms", "tactical genius", "advanced parcour" and "natural magician".

so perks are things that can be learned or achieved with enough effort unlike habilities that are something that you are given or that you are born with. I suppose that "master of arms" is obviously necessary i do need to know how to use the sword that for some reason I have not strapped on my back.

Already with the sword on my back I select "master of arms" and I still have another one to choose, i started looking around and one catched my interest "perfect physique" this is more for me, I'm not obese but I've always wanted muscles and here I have them on a silver plate, it is weird that the perks have no explanation unlike skills, maybe because they are self-expleneatory, whatever i get nothing for questioning it.

taking "perfect physique" the same thing as the other times happens and this time the letters said "choose an object" but I already chose a weapon ¿doesn't that count as an object?.

There were many normal things bags, rings, necklaces, armor, I recognized some but I had already seen what I wanted looked like a simple brown bag closed with a rope but when I took it and opened it there was no end to it, a bottomless bag useful and small.

All the objects disappeared and the letters come back, because they have not appeared enough, this time they say "you have chosen your equipment you can collect more of it in dungeons that will appear randomly in the world that you will be sent said world will be chosen randomly, are you ready?".

That is not ominous at all.

I mean I have a family that will miss me, but something tells me that I simply don't have a choice, not sure how to confirm that I am ready, so I will simply say it out loud and see if something happens.

Me:"i guess"

And with that the letters start to spin as if it was a cassino machine, well with what i have, i should be fine unless I end up in a place were everyone is super powerfull like bleach or dragon ball.

The following seconds are not clear to me.

because the letters said of a place where a male protagonist is blasphemy and everything is fucking chaos for the most ridiculous reasons, in the letters there was nothing more and nothing less than "touhou project".

A flash blinded me and I felt my consciousness slip, my only thought before that, was something like this: if there was a classification for the amuont of times that i will be close to death will be something along the lines of "more that soldier in world war ll".

/BOY IS TELEPORTING/

Fuck...

what happened...

aaah yes the room, and now I'm in touhou... Fuck, now I want the infinity gauntlet.

Just because here live people who manipulate death or become invincible or control destiny.

everyone in Touhou are pretty bullshit, I get up and start to check my surroundings.

first I have to see where I am, so I see trees and grass it's morning but it feels kinda cold, with that information I can deduce that I'm close to misty lake or atleast I think I am.

Second see what I have with me, gray sports pants, black tennis, blue shirt, the master sword strapped on my back, the bottomless bag at the waist, ok all good.

Well the plan is simple to go to where it is colder to find misty lake or cirno, both could help in comfirming where i am, preferable the lake to not deal with the kinda stupid fairy and to see me in the water reflection and see my face just to Make sure everything stays the same with me.

and maybe to see the muscles that I have now, I mean my hands are in pretty good form i want to see how everything else looks.

That reminds.

me I raise my shirt a little to see if I have those muscles and yes i do and it's a goddamn six pack can't wait to se me in a full body mirror, all right now I unsheathe the master sword with my right hand because im right-handed duh, try to put myself in a posture to fight.

Then everything comes natural better postures to attack the best to defend I give a few practice swings to the air just to make sure.

now the regeneration I put the edge of the sword in the palm of my left hand and I doubt for a moment but everything else worked so YOLOOOOOOOOOO!!!.

SLASH*

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUuuuuuu...Huh?

that was brief, I look at the edge of the sword it has blood and my left palm has blood too but there is no wound.

Neat.

with everything in check i go to where it feels colder see if I find the lake or the retarded fairy whichever comes first.

/BOY IS WALKING/

I have to be on the right track, it is getting colder so I must be close to the lake or the stu- ¿you now what? i have to be a litle more respectfull even if she is not here, for fairy standards she must be pretty smart...I think she is...

???:"AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUHHHH!!!!"

... I thought that gensokyo had youkai and i'm sure that fucking werewolves were not Japanese, fuck they're not even werewolves, what I just found in the middle of the fucking forest are enemies of the legend of zelda.

These two dogs are wolfos, some bastards that are relatively difficult to kill and are the first thing I'm going to fight.

It shows that I have a shitty luck, i unsheath my sword and wield it with both hands preparing for my first fight to the death the wolfos were simply circling around me, until one throws itself at me from the right and I jump back to avoid it.

And just as in the game the wolfos left his back exposed with that i rush and then stabbed the sword in his back ant trough it's chest, it didn't have time to even to scream in pain.

it started disappearing into flames.

Wolfos:"AAAAAUUUUUHHH!!!!"

FUCK,FUCK,FUCK, TURN ARRRROOOOOUUUUUNDDDDDD!!!.

CLANK!*

OOOOH !!! So close I maneged to turn around and block the atack of the other wolfos it backs away and starts to circle slowly and do the same the master sword ready in my hands this time I atack first going full speed and do a vertical but it freaking backflips it then it takes a swipe at me with is left claw in that moment y remember my sick skill in dark souls...

AT PARRYING!!.

CLANK!*

And now finish it with style I raise de sword high give a jump and slash it from it's shoulder to it's stomach,the result?.

Wolfos:"AAAAUUUuuuuuuhhhhh..."

A painfull death.

And i promply fall on mi ass, why?.

Because i just killed without second though and let me tell you.

IT FEELS BAD.

I know it was them or me, but it's still a pretty bad experience to go trough.

???:"HEY!!!"

Wuh?

I raise my head up, someone had called me, i see something... Black and white, huh must be marisa, i get up and sheath my sword.

Aparently i was right, the witch dressed in black and white mounted on a broom the one and only kleptomaniac magician of gensokyo marisa kirisame, this is gonna be a interesting.

Marisa:"Hey!,Are you okay-ze?"

So she does say Ze, does it have meaning? I mean its not important but i will like to now

Me:"Phisicaly? Yes, mentally? Not so much, miss...?"

Noticing that i didn't know her name or atleast she thinks i don't

Marisa:"oh i am marisa kirisame, and you are?"

Flint(me):"flint just, flint"

She looks at my from head to toe and staes at my left hand, MY blooded left hand... Shit

Flint(me):"not mine it's... From my first kill..."

Great know im depressed, and i lied too.

that is my blood, but she doesn't need to know that.

marisa is giving me a comprensive look, guess she understands.

Marisa:"wanna talk about it?"

Flint(me):"not now, maybe later"

Marisa:"so where are you going?"

Well at first i was going to misty lake, but now that marisa is here i'll do a change of plans.

Flint(me):"well right now i'm just looking for a village or something"

Yeah i'm trying to make marisa tell me where the heck is the human village, I need to sleep and it's a safe place where not everything can kill me.

Marisa:"oh! I know where it is"

She moves forward leaving space in the back of the broom. Aparently she wants me to get on it.

Marisa:"come on, i'll fly you there, i'm going there anyway"

This is weird, I don't think this is the way marisa acts on the games, but she does act like that in other fan comics, it could be a trap to steal my shit or maybe i'm just paranoid.

Marisa:"¡oi! What are you waiting for? Get up-ze"

Flint(me):"ok,ok i'm on it, geez"

I sit down on the back of the broom and hold myself from marisa's stomach because falling from the sky is a no, no.

Marisa:"ready?"

I'm about to fly on the fastest broom in the world oh no, what will my answer be?

Flint(me):"nope"

Marisa_ that's bad because even if you're not, I'm going to go FAST-ZE_

Flint(me):"Wait how fa-?"

BOOOMMM!*

Well we broke the sound barrier in a fucking broom or somethig exploded close to us, but I must say that for such a terrifying experience, I took it pretty well.

Flint (me):"¡¡¡AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Or at least I tried to.

CHAPTER 1 END

Did you like it? Probably not, but you can not say that i didn't try to make it entertaining, and probably failed in a spectacular way.

Well until the next chapter.