AzureKing: Hello all, sorry for lack of updates last month, I really had bad food poisoning that I was out for weeks. Thankfully I suck up and went to a clinic and they gave me the stuff that help me out. But I feel really bum out that I couldn't do much when I was bed ridden so I hope you all can forgive for the late update.

But man I got back quickly into FGO again when I got Eresh, Abigail, and Hokusai I am LUCKY~!

I hope this chapter gets good reviews for more chapters to update~

CHAPTER START~!

"Are you sure we should do this?" Naruto asked Rani. "I mean I'm a bit skeptical about what we're doing."

"In the long scheme of things, we are going to work together. The two are going to claw each other's throats out, but might as well use them before the other dies." Rani gently said to Naruto who had a horrified on his face… before he smiled.

"That's a good one… ehehe… wait are you not kidding?" He said as Rani went onwards without rectifying her sentence. "Rani, you can't be serious!"

"Since when have I ever jested about something so serious?" Rani raised an eyebrow.

"Wow… remind me never to get on your bad side." Naruto as Topaz appeared next to him and bowing its body in agreement. He took out a watch to pale at the time, "We might want to wrap this meeting up cause, if I miss my teacher's fighting lessons again for this… I'm going to be the one who's missing a throat."

"Alright…" She kindly said before knocking on the door, "Are you four finished changing your clothes?"

"Why so formal?" Naruto asked as Topez just hummed in lost confusion. But the door open to let them in, Illya wearing her school uniform and that 'Miyu' girl still dressed as a magical girl. They all noticed Naruto was still wearing his battle outfit as well as covering his face with his hood.

"Hey, why is he covering his face?" Illya said as Rani step up when Rin and Luvia stood up, most likely going to reveal him.

"He wishes to be unknown in case something bad happens. We did face two Servants that got away and doesn't want his friends or family in the crossfire." The indian woman stated as the two other older females, look at slight understanding and distraught.

"So Atlas was right that they are other Cards besides the one that Old Man at the clock tower told us?" Rin asked as Illya and Miyu looked at the three older girls with wonder in their eyes.

"That is correct." Rani nodded. "Now then, shall we be on our way?"

"Wait, wait, you're not going to tell us who they are? The class at least?" Luvia questioned as Naruto spoke up, massaging his neck to-

"All we know is that one is pirate and the other is a Master of chinese martial arts." He said as Illya smiled widely at his tone.

"He sounds like Narancia from Golden Wind!" She said before blushing at the confused looks she got from the rest of the team, save for Naruto who approvingly nodded to her knowledge. "S-Sorry…"

"Anyway, yes we narrowingly escaped death twice." She said before lifting her hands to produce a small sphere of light. "Fortunately, unlike the other cards, they can only drag others with magical energy to their area otherwise, unlike the other cards yet again, are harmless." Rani stated as she had her hand away from the sphere, "But… if they find us…" Placing a single finger in it, "I guarantee that will give us no quarter and will kill us."

"T-Then what do we do!?" Illya panicked.

"We will deal with them, just run when they search for you." Rani stated, "Not until we focus on the main objective and that is the first Seven cards."

"First… wait there's more than seven?" Ilya asked after finally realizing that there were more cards than what Rin told her.

"I'll discuss that with you later," Rin promised her friend as she saw Naruto hood, "And I suppose that you are willingly to help?"

"That's right. I'll help you with whatever needs to be done." Naruto nodded.

"Alright so…" Rin spoke as she explained what Rani has told him, before things were about to become more boring he saw the cards that Rin was about to explain, "We can talk more next time."

"Agreed." Rani said dragging Naruto by his hood, with surprising strength no less, "Come along...Arashi...we shall sleep together!"

"Wait who's..oh me!" Naruto realized as his partner meant him as he quickly went to her side. Ignoring what she said.

"EH!?" The two older girls screamed as they saw Rani smiling goofily, "...That girl's sense of humor is scary…" Luvia said as her nemesis/rival nodded at that statement.

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"As always we shall meet around 9 tomorrow, so please don't worry about time for schoolwork or activates." Rani said bowing Naruto in his backyard, as they made sure to come WAY before Illya did or knew that he was gone. "But...might I ask a question?"

"Hm?" Naruto looked at her.

"Why hide your face from the others?" Rani asked as she was confused on that reason for so long.

"Illya, the girl under… Rin I think? Is my kid sister, I can't let her see me wearing this. Because… I tease her on her tastes in anime." He said bending downwards with dread on his face, "I would be teased for years for this."

"I see." Rani nodded.

Not really but she felt like she had to say that in order to comfort her friend, patting his back all the while. Seeing his thankful look made her nod at him before walking away, allowing Naruto to knock on the backdoor, "Yo! Girls? I got lead astray by a hot milf who wanted to kidnap me…"

"AGAIN~!?" Screamed Sella.

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Naruto smiled as he woke up after trying to diffuse Sella from nearly going on manhunt for the person who wanted to kidnap him. That was a long hour as Illya came home to see him finally convincing Sella to believe him on his joke.

"Well, at least she won't be raging this early in the morning." Naruto said, before sitting up and stretching out to loosen the muscles. "I need to train with Aoko-sensei later, that assassin guy nearly got me."

"Shouldn't you be getting ready for school?" Topaz asked, poking out of his schoolbag.

"Not really…" He said before noticing a big ugly bruise on his chest and arm, where the assassin struck him. "Damn… thank god mama and pa aren't here." He said knowing that his mother would have flip the city over to find that person to avenge her son.

"It still hasn't healed?"

"Not quite. And damn does it sting…" He winced as he barely touch it to receive such a sting in his nerves.

"That is odd, the magic outfit should have protected you, yet it seems that man's fighting style went past it." The wand said softly with slight worry in its tone.

"Yeah..." Naruto sighed. "These Servants are more dangerous than I originally thought."

"That woman was easier to beat as she might have not considered your increased strength in that form, but this man knew that you were a fighter. We must be wary of him, and find out who he is." Topaz said before shot a look of confusion towards him.

"Wait, find out?" He echoed as the idea seem impossible, "The guy is a grandmaster, in Japan? That's like finding a needle in a needle stack!"

"I doubt any are from the past with such high specs as him."

"What are you talking about?"

"Hmm...I am not supposed to say this, but I doubt Rani knows about this…" Knocking over a bin to wash one's body for water, Topaz tilted it to let water into it as it sank into it when it had enough to still float but just the right amount to bathe inside of it, "Ahh~, alright, the truth about these cards are this. They are spirits from the past given a second chance to fight, although not in that state."

"What do you mean not in that state?"

"They are Heroic Spirits, people in history who were considered to most people as heroes who contributed to changing the course of history and setting events into motion that shape our current time. But for some reason or another, they are in those cards forms… well save for assassin and that busty pirate." Topaz said as he had a visible blush on his face, most likely from the hot water on his body(?). "Whoo been awhile since I had a nice bath."

"Focus…" Naruto deadpanned before taking some soap and place some of it into his partner's cup as it created some foam for it. .

"Right, but we need our own cards, we have an ace in the hole." He stated as the wand cleared his throat, "As I said they are seven classes… that were original apart of the design for the Heroic Spirits. Until we did some research, they are more classes, two in fact. Ruler and Avenger, the class killers." He said with an oddly proud tone.

"What exactly do they do?" Naruto asked in confusion.

"Well Ruler was an idea to work with, supposedly the Grail was going to make mediator based off a Heroic Spirit of Chiristanity, like Saint George or Joan of Arc." The wand stated, "A fair and neutral being that had no real stake in the… reason for summoning the spirits."

"No real stake? In the Holy Grail War?"

"Again, they're just mediators, only intervening if the rules within the Grail War are broken and need to be rectified." Topaz explained, before turning back whispering something, "Was sure that would jog something…" He turned once more as the wand huff, "Well don't worry about a war now its defunct at this point. Ahem, moving on, Avengers are the last resort we have." Topaz ominously spoke as it tone was now a darker sense of serious.

"What? They basically destroy anything and everything?" Naruto asked offhandedly.

"Yes."

"What?"

"Avengers are those who have been wronged in life and will avenge themselves in order to truly be free from their torment. They are indiscriminate towards any and everyone and will not hesitate to kill on sight." Naruto eyes became slightly saddened by that description before Topaz continued. "They are tools of destruction, from what it seems these guys are prone to power and destroying as much as possible. So we face one… we need more than just ourselves to beat on."

"But we have one?" Naruto asked as the being said this as if he saw it.

"Well… we do… but no one has found it yet. My creator told me about which ones we do have that is Archer, that Rani has in her hands. Avenger and Ruler was the only ones not found, we just assume that it was one of the cards that are materializing, but if not we can greatly benefit from its powers."

Naruto stood up before leaving the bathroom, knocking Topaz into the bathwater, "LIZ~! CALL MAMA FOR ME!" Naruto said as he dashed down the hallway, naked, to reach the phone knowing that the lazy girl would start the dial for him.

"Naruto, what are you doing?!" Topaz demanded, after breaking out of the water surface and flying after him… before returning to the bathroom as he was supposed to not be seen. "Ah, a few more minutes wouldn't hurt…"

"Naruto-sama what is the yelling-" THUD~!

"Whoops, hey Shirou, Sella fainted… again." Naruto yelled out as he grabbed a nearby towel that he keeps for emergencies while dodging a confused Shirou standing nearby. "Thanks Liz." He gave a thumbs up to the girl who return the action… before she saw Naruto pointing to his nose. "Uhh you got a nosebleed." He said wrapping the towel around his waist before placing the phone on his cheek so he can hear the ringing on the hearing.

*RIIIIIIIING! RIIIIIIIIING!*

"C'mon, c'mon, pick up…" Naruto tapped his foot impatiently for someone to answer from the other side.

"Hello?" A male voice came from the line.

"Crap it went to machine!"

"...This is your father." The voice deadpanned with so much of it that the phone had a sweatdrop.

"Oh… sorry it's hard to tell." Naruto chuckled awkwardly, "Nice to hear you dad, sorry I would talk more but school is about to start. Can you get mama for me?"

"Something wrong?"

"I just need to ask her something real quick. It's very important."

"Okay… Iri!" The voice slightly became softer when Naruto heard the phone swapping to another, "HELL~O~!"

Naruto face became bashful as he gained a slight blush, "Hey mama…" He said sweetly as the woman giggled softly.

"It's been ages since I heard from you!"

"Sorry, school was up and my lessons outside of it was taking too much time. But I need to ask, that thing you got me from the last festival you took me? Where is it again?" Naruto asked.

"Thing from the festival?" Irisviel pondered, thinking about it before a small sound of realization came from her end. "Oh that! What about it?"

"I…" Naruto sighed as he placed his hand on the speaker part of the device, it's the truth but he wants to be like Jojo but desperate time calls for desperate measures. "I want to keep a piece of you with me… even at school." He said sweetly like a boy still dreaming of marrying his mother, before slowly and carefully placing the phone nearly a foot away from his ears...

…

…

…

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"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~!"

Naruto just unleashed the Beast Class…

"Whoa, what's happening!" Shirou and Illya (who blushed immensely when seeing her brother nearly naked) to see Naruto holding the phone away from him to hear that scream.

"Ma is being Holly Kujo~" Naruto whined as he felt his ears were ringing from that.

"Who?" Shirou asked confused.

"Doting mother." Illya said covering her eyes with her hands to explain Naruto's reasoning of telling the characters name. "Basically like mom, but more forgiving… even when Naruto would curse at her."

"I doubt that…" Shirou said as no one had the courage to do that… save for Naruto as their mother seem to dote on him the most as did his father did for Illya. Shirou had an equal amount of love from them but it seems that the youngest get priority love, which was fine with him as his mother nearly suffocates Naruto at times… both figuratively…

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FLASHBACK

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"MMMMMMM~!" A screaming but muffled Naruto cried for help as his mother held him in her sleeping grasp as she had returned early to bond with her baby… and figure a nap with him would be a good way to bond. Not realizing her huge breasts were preventing him from getting any oxygen.

"Ahh...isn't this nice Naru-chan~?" The mother of Naruto sleepily said as she hugged him deeper it wasn't until an hour later that her husband pull her away when Naruto was a few seconds from having brain damage.

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"Aw, my baby loves his mama~!" The woman squealed from the phone as she reigns herself, barely, to speak to Naruto, "Don't worry sweetie! Mama will ask Liz to find it, go to school and know mama's love will have to get you through the day, mwhaa~!"

Naruto hang up the phone with a small blush as he heard the kissing sound that his mother did, "I am so never doing that again." He loved his mother, truly...but it was so embarrassing to have kiddish mother who just dotes on him. "Time to head to school~!"

"AHH NARUTO/NARUTO-SAMA/NARUTO-KUN YOU'RE STILL NAKED~!" The whole household scream out as Naruto left the house...as his towel fell down.

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Naruto was sitting in class as he made some notes on the enemy he fought. Only mindless responded to others when they greeted him, as this was far important...although he draw a stick figure of the pirate woman with two large circles to indicate-

"Oi Naruto!" Naruto looked up to see a pink haired girl staring at him. "Did you hear about the new transfer student?"

"Huh? It's a first for me…" He said with a bored look. He… crap he forgot her name and she was one of Illya's usual group of friends. Wait it was… "Nanaki Moriyama." He snapped as the girl gave him a weird look.

"O… k…" She said before moving back to her group of friends. As Naruto looked around and remembered that he recently transferred from his old private school, Konoha, to here as he was still new. He shrugged as he heard his bag shifting, "Try not to move as much Topaz." Naruto muttered under his breath as a small glow came from his bag before pushing it between his chair and one desk legs to prevent it from moving anymore.

"How can I if you're pushing against me on the chair…?!" Topaz growled in irritation. "Look we just need to know their past and names, then we can devise the perfect- MMMMH!"

Naruto stuff his foot into his bag as he tried to pretend he didn't do on purpose, "We'll get info later after school, I know a girl who can help us."

"And pray tell… who would that be?" Topaz muffled out.

"A teacher of mine…" Naruto said as he resume thinking on the possible leads that can help him. As only a few women pirates were ever that popular in the past such as Anna and Mary the infamous duo of pirates.

"Fine… just stop pushing me and I'll behave…"

"Thanks…" Naruto said pulling his foot out of the bag, "Don't suppose you know about any female pirates?"

"The only one come up to mind is...no can't be." Topaz said as his voice sounded that he wouldn't consider it.

"Hmm?" The blonde hummed but it was stop as the kid saw the door open to show his childish teacher coming into the room.

"Goo~d morning everyone!" Taiga greeted, watching the students looking at her, "W~e got a new student coming today!"

"And of course, Taiga is so excited." Naruto rolled his eyes at her enthusiasm. "Topaz, wake me up when class starts." He asked his friend before laying his head down on his desk.

"Understo… ahh you might want to look up kiddo." The voice said as the object peak outside of Naruto's bag to catch the new student.

"Huh?" Naruto lifted his head up to see… "You gotta be shitting me…" He crudely said as he saw the girl from last night, Miyu, in front of the class.

Why in the world was she here?

"Perhaps to keep an eye on Illya and you? Even though Luvia has no real identity for you, it might be a safe bet that you're a student here when you came last night." Topaz theorized his conclusion as Naruto nodded descriently to agree. "Be careful, that girl might be a smart one underneth her stoic face."

As they said this they watched the young girl taking the seat of the far corner of the room, while Taiga immediately left as she forgot the printouts for school work. As the girls quickly swarm around her and soon the boy watching her from afar with small blushes no doubt for her western features that made her look like a french doll. "She's...popular." Topaz deadpan as the sight was odd to see for a girl not talking at all to the classmates she has.

"Well she is the new kid around the block, so no surprise…" Naruto shrugged. "So not my-" Naruto stopped as he saw Illya and Miyu leaving soon after. "...Illya got found out already."

"Truly… it is a blessing to be not in an actual war, I fear she might have been the first master to die." Topaz sighed as Naruto shook his head, he never saw Illya when she was full on Berserker mode… he was pretty sure a lot of people would have died if that happened.

"So then… what now?"

"...Sleep?" Naruto answered as Topaz hum in agreement.

"Sleep."

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AFTER LUNCHTIME

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"Who can answer this?" Taiga asked cheerfully as she used the chalkboard to show a small yet tough math question. Everyone stared at her. Not a single hand was raised.

Naruto was already finished with every question in his school workbook, while the young man hated studying. His father would allow him to do what he wants when he finished his school work, so… what's better than doing EVERYTHING at once to have a lot of free time until next year. The question was simple to him, and was going to raise his hand until he watched Miyu walked up. "Knock them dead.'' He said lazily to the girl who went past his desk.

"Thank you for volunteering Miyu-chan." Taiga smiled brightly, passing the chalk to her.

…

"Uhh," Naruto moaned out when he saw the little girl did the answer… then started to do integrals and formulas to show her work on why it was correct. "Okay… so she's smarter than me… I could live with that."

"Oh my…" Topaz muttered, looking at the plethora of mathematical formulas. "She's… a genius."

"...Shut up man…" Naruto pathetically said.

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Next was art class, Naruto was always great in this due to his free time letting him have enough time to draw most of his favorite anime characters with lots of practice. The one he currently was working on was himself wearing Johnny Joestar clothes while fighting against an odd woman with silver hair wielding a long katana.

"Suzuka-chan… what are you drawing?" Taiga voice echoed as Naruto tilted his head to see that the girl… not again!

"OI! Stop using my likeness for ya damn BL CRAP!" Naruto screamed out when he saw it was him, being pushed down by a handsome looking doctor!

"Hey you gave all rights away when I made that pic with you kissing Jolyne Ku- GAH~!"

Everyone sweatdrop when the young man jump from his spot and bodyslam her into the desk, knocking her out before burning the picture, giving a look of rage, the young man pointed to them all. "No one… talks about this… ever~!"

Everyone nodded furiously seeing that they don't want to make Naruto any madder than he is now. "What's this!?"

"What now did she wake- whoa that's cool~!" Naruto said in awe when he pushed Taiga, who somehow hit her head on the teacher's desk...again, to see a multi-colored cubism work of art from Miyu's sketchbook! "That's like highschool work you did!"

Maybe she's not bad?

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"Okay so you apply it like this." Miyu said holding Naruto's hand as she made him drizzle chocolate sauce into a slice of chocolate mousse cake. "Then it has the appeal of an upper class dessert."

Naruto nodded before flipping a hamburg steak with ease, as he placed on a plate with many other dishes they were able to do. "Thanks for the presentation lesson." He thank kindly as the girl did bow in return.

"Thank you for the assistance and explanation of under seasoning for later on cooking."

"Ehehe… well, it's nothing really, just…"

"ARGHHH~! YOU TWO ARE KILLING ME!" Taiga screamed as she pointed to their full course meal, "It was hard to deal with Naru-chan, but now I got two overachieving students~ How the hel… heck did you make a cake with a frying pan~!?"

"My brother taught me." Miyu and Naruto said before looking at each for saying the exact thing.

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"Okay… I love that girl!" Naruto chuckled as Topaz was flying next to him when class ended when students had to change for gym. "I didn't think she knew how to make a chocolate sauce from scratch like I did."

"You are so… how does any child know how to make a slice of cake from a frying pan!?" Topaz said getting up in Naruto's face. "Ugh you are so… uh oh…"

"What? Something I said?" Naruto said as Topaz looked around as if he was being hunted. "Topaz, what's wrong? Talk to me."

"BROTHER~!"

"Aww… hell." Topaz said as two wands flew into the room that Naruto was in, one with with blue wings with three sets of white circles on each one with another two wings but black and smaller below them, while the other was a pale pink in its wings. "Hello Ruby, Sapphire…"

"Wait, Brother?" Naruto looked at Topaz, then to the other wands, then back at him.

"Long story, these two idiots… scratch that, the pink one is an idiot. The other is a sweet girl, we were made at a similar time, I was the first one." Topaz stated as Ruby gave tick marks on her body at being called an idiot.

"Ahhhhhhhh, why do you have to be so mean to me~!?" Ruby snapped.

"Because you are an idiot." Topaz deadpanned. "It's the truth."

"Soooo~ this is little Naruto?" Ruby said floating around the boy to judge him. 'No wonder little Illya has a crush on him, he's cute and sexy at the same time! A wild blonde with a femenine look on his face!'

SNAP~!

"Oi~ I think I felt someone said I had a cute face… right?" Naruto smiled sweetly… so sweetly that Ruby paled when he grabbed her from the air. "Or feminine… that's a death flag right there~"

"You triggered him…" Topaz muttered. "May you rest in peace." He bowed in mock respect.

"No, no I didn't think-GAH that hurts!" She screamed when Naruto started to bite on one of her wings from her words.

"YOU DID THOUGHT IT~!"

"OWWWWWWWWW! SOMEONE HELP!" Ruby wailed.

"No." The two other floating wands stated, Sapphire turn to her brother with a confused voice. "Why did you choose him? I can see his magical potential, but it would have been more useful to have-"

"I know but Rani agreed to my choice." Topaz stated sternly, "After all… that girl of yours is odd too."

Hearing his words carefully, the blue wand bowed, "I apologize."

"Think nothing of it."

"CAN SOMEONE HELP ME~!?" Ruby cried out.

"NO!" Sapphire and Topaz shouted back.

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AFTER SCHOOL

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"Are you going to the city?" Illya asked as Naruto nodded as they made their way home when class ended, but it was soon will be sunset if they take their time.

"Just need to say hi to my teacher," He replied before snapping his fingers, "Uhh I need to go home first, just in case Liz and Sella found my thing."

"Okay…" Illya watched her brother running off with a smile, she felt a little hurt that he always keep his secrets for so long but it was almost normal at this point. "Might as well go to the park until it's time…" With a small pout, she walked off. This was going to be boring.

With that, Naruto went and successfully reached the station in time to get into the city he lived in, as soon as the first stop came, the young man left and started to head into an alleyway. "If… she was right, then I take a turn here." Naruto said to himself as he kept running. "Then just going straight." He added. "Then… turn left." He said, next before coming upon a neighborhood street.

He keeps this process for a long time, until he reached a deadend where he saw a door, "Found ya." He smiled as the young man walked into the door. "Sensei~ I'm here!"

…

"Huh… that's weird."

BAM~!

"I got you now bit- Oh hey Naruto." A red haired woman said holding a shotgun as she kicked open the door, flunging Naruto in the process, before he slammed his back against the wall, leaving a crater impression on said wall.

"Ow…" Naruto wheezed before falling the wall and flat on his face. "Ow…" He then immediately stood up with help from the older woman who was motherly petting his body.

"Naruto-kun, I am so sorry for that." The woman said looking over Naruto protectively, "I didn't hurt you to badly did I?"

"No, I'm fine… oww…" Naruto winced when his arm started to feel a bit itchy, and pulled up to see some glass that must have been on the floor when he fell back from being slammed into the wall.

When noticing the mistake she made the woman gave a painful looked from hurting the boy,"Oh dear, c'mon I'm helping you." The red haired female said holding Naruto's hand and forced him into the building. The young boy nodded as he knew no words would stop her from helping him, "Nice to see you too Touko-sensei."

Going into the kitchen, she had Naruto sat down and went into the cupboard and pulled out a first-aid kit. Sitting next to him, she opened the kit and began to apply first aid. "It might-"

*KNOCK-KNOCK*

"Oh no…" Naruto deadpanned when the woman stopped her work to head over to the door to see who it was. "T-Touko you promise to play nice…" He trailed off to see the woman angrily slam her first aid kit to the desk. "T-Touko, you promised!" The young man yelled as the woman reach the door.

CRREEEK~!

Naruto swallow his spit when hearing the door slowly opening to show… Aoko. "Hey-"

WHAM~!

"You…" Touko started as she used her right palm to wipe some blood from her busted lip when Aoko, her sister, punch her. "Punch like a pussy...like always."

"Fuck you!" Aoko screeched before pouncing on her dear sister.

Naruto sighed as he just simply walked to them… before evading the scuffle and proceeded to the kitchen, "Guess it's not time for learning today." He mumbled as he started to make a sandwich, "You girls want something?!" The young magical boy asked to be kind to his hosts and teachers.

"NO!" they said.

"Alright, have it your way." Naruto shrugged, before continuing to make his sandwich. After making six of them, then cutting them into cute little triangles, he left the kitchen to see Touko seriously trying to choke her sister in a neckhold. "Fuuuu…" Naruto breathe out before clapping his hands, "Hai, hai, alpha sibling for this week goes to Touko, older sister wins~!" The young announced, although with no real emotion, as he raised Touko's arm like a referee would do for a winner.

Touko simply lost her angry before standing tall (along with Naruto lifting him into the air as he was still grasping her arm.), "Alpha Sis, Alpha sis~!"

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"Bitch." Aoko said as she nursed her cheek with a slab of frozen steak. "Could you at least get me a bag of ice, instead of this flintstones gimmick?!"

"Nope~" Touko said with a beautiful snide on her face, before picking up a sandwich and slowly at it. "And you sit here Naruto~" The older woman said using her free left hand to pull Naruto to her side. "See this sis~? He likes me~!"

"...Must resist urge to kill you…" Aoko deadpanned before smiling at Naruto. "So what's with seeing my w(b)itch sister?"

Naruto could clearly heard the swear but smiled, "You two know anything about Avengers or Rulers?"

The two sisters instantly sent each other a look of understanding before shaking their heads, "Nah/Unfortunately no…"

"Oh…"

"You not coming down with middle school delusion early are you?" Touko asked as her sister stifled an upcoming giggle that almost left her mouth. "Cause we need to get you a girlfriend."

"Indeed," Aoko nodded with a grin.

"Quite." Touko agree also smiling.

"Someone like me~!" The sisters said in unison before Naruto sighed...

Here we go aga-

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"Owwww…" the women cried holding their swollen cheeks when they pulled on each other. "In all honesty why do you want to know those things?" The younger sister said placing the steak on her face… and grimace when it was no longer frozen but warm slab of meat.

"Making a book." Naruto skillfully lied as he inwardly felt relief when they accepted it. So no real information from his teachers, "Well watching you two pummel each was fun, but I have a date."

"Sorr… DATE?!" The women cried out in shock. Since when did he have a girlfriend!? They didn't hear anything about this!

"Hmhm." Naruto chuckled as it was easy to make those women trigger from his jokes. "See ya!"

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BACK HOME

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Naruto sighed as he quickly went home to collect the object that his mother made the maids do… "Ehehe… made the maids…" Naruto chuckled at the possible tongue twister as he saw Rani waiting for him where they fought Assassin. "Sorry for being late, here." He toss two small objects to the girl who barely caught it.

"...!?" Her expression was shock if Naruto had to guess… oh who was he kidding this was the first time he actually saw something other that her Buddist like face. "Where did you-?"

They lost their conversation as Naruto grab Topaz and transformed into his magician clothing as he saw two figures walking towards him. A couple, a man wearing a black suit with a black matching fedora with a red ribbon around it. On his left hip was a flint style pistol and katana within a white sheath. His unkempt hair was tied into a spiky ponytail, making him look very well dress conflicting his lazy face. But the stranger thing was-

"HE'S GOT A STAND~! AHHH~! SO JEALOUS~!" Naruto squealed when he saw a floating school girl on the man's right side, wearing a white old school high schooler girl uniform. A sailor style one! Her long black hair that stretch out nearly making Naruto miss the scaly design scarf around her neck. Her empty look on her face made Naruto slightly unnerved when he stared into her ruby colored eyes that her pale skin only made it more radiant.

The man gave a small smiled as he bowed his head, "Greetings, I am here for you Sir Naruto…"

The boy glared at the man who sighed as he watched Naruto into a battle stance, "Was kinda hoping to get you easily...oi." He glared at the woman, "Get to it and bring back to our lady…" She only nodded as Naruto saw Rani passing him the items he passed to her.

"How do I use these?" He asked as the woman floated towards him slowly.

"Place it on top of Topaz and say 'Include'!" She said hoping this will finally get them a win at least.

Naruto took out a card as he tossed the other to the side, which Rani grabbed before it could even fall to the floor. "Include..." Naruto smiled as Topaz was surrounded with white forms of energy before it turns black and soon return to white. It repeated as he dashed forward.

"Class-!"

CHAPTER END

AK: That was fun, thank you to some of the reviewers for some of the ideas on which servants to add I change it to match some of them and the original ones I had in mind. Please send reviews and please have a great day.