I had to… I don't own Boku no Hero Academia neither the songs on this chapter.

Lights on…

A young slender girl walks to the scenario…

Her fingers touch the strings on her guitar… Eyes closed, lightly tapping her foot. She starts playing a soft melody, slow but methodical, her fingers move with grace while her head goes back and forth.

She stops playing and raises her eyebrows.

"The fuck is this! A goddamn funeral!?"

The audience explodes cheering her name. Flashes blind her in the spot, she smirks and moves her fingers faster picking up the pace.

"Aren't you all a bunch of spoiled fucks. Guess it can't be helped…"

The drummer covered in shadows followed her lead, soon the rest of band were playing a cohesive melody. The speakers rumbled furiously. Smiling full of ecstacy, she grabbed the microphone and started singing

(99.9 Mob Choir)

"Get ready! Ready to set me off Mob
Get ready! Did you ever have Mob?
Get ready! Ready to set me off Mob
Get ready!

Coming down
Could you feel satisfaction?
You're a Mob
Can't you feel your frustration?
Coming down
Could you feel your satisfaction?
You're a Mob
What you want to be ima?"

The club started roaring, making Jirou laugh, hoping in place with her eyes barely open.

"Hanran shiteku kanjō wa mi ni matotte Break it down
Genkai koe mieru keshiki wa
99.9! (ninety nine point nine!)
99.9! (ninety nine point nine!)
Shōtai fumei no pāsentēji"

She stomped the floor, increased her ferocity and got closer to the microphone, barely able to contain herself, she started the choir.

"Kurai My life
Kurai My sight
Kurai My heart in such uncommon places
Is that your deep?
Is that your mind?
Gyaku ni naru toki hajimaru

The Mob is right
The Mob inside
The Mob is the inverse of latent untruth
Is that your duty?
Is that your why?
Ima sugu YOUR LIFE IS YOUR OWN Get ready! Ready to set me off Mob
Get ready! Did you ever have Mob?
Get ready! Ready to set me off Mob
Get ready!"

While she performed her solo, something caught her attention. At first glance there was nothing out of the ordinary, a group of friends in the front row, a pink haired girl wearing diadem with fake horns, a red haired guy with a clear addiction to hair gel and cute girl with short brown hair. All of them jumping and shouting the lyrics while banging their heads to the rhythm.

Everyone… Except a boy. A curious looking one, green hair and eyes, wearing a green pullover with a dress shirt and brown dress pants, adding up to his nerdy look, a pair of classic round glasses and bandage aids in his some of his fingers, while everybody was losing their mind. He was in his seat, completly calm, writing on his notebook.

Once she finished her solo, she instructed her band to improvise, immediately catching her order, she walked to the edge of the platform and knelt to give a closer look to the boy, his friends were astonished barely able to breath. While he was lost in his notes, his vision got slightly blurry. The emerald boy lifted his head and found the famous singer inches away from his face.

"W-W-Wha… A-Ah…"

"Hi there bud. Bored or something?"

"N-N-Nooo, j-just finishing my homework "

His brown haired friend murmured a barely audible and sloppy apology "S-Sorry… D-De-Deku is a b-big ner-nerdy-"

"Yeah yeah, I see. He looks like the type of guy who consumes more books than food itself…" Before he could speak, she closed the gap between them once again and whispered in his ear.

"We'll talk about this later..." She backed up a couple of inches and once again looked him directly in the eyes "Until then… I'll take these~" Pointing the glasses on her hand. The dumbfounded boy saw her wink at him.

"D-Dude, did she wink at you?" asked his redheaded friend. He turned his head and half-closed his eyes.

"I don't know… I can't see shit"

An hour later, the band finished their performance and started packing up their instruments. Packing might be annoying and time-consuming, but she our singer had something to look forward, that eccentric boy.

"Yo Kyoka, where do you think you're going?" Asked his bassist.

"I'm looking for that boy, the nerdy one"

"You are going nowhere, not until you sell some shirts" Replied, Jirou sighed squeezing her water bottle.

"Cold as ever eh Todoroki?"

"You know the rules, this is a group effort" said flatly.

"Just put one of those on Momo and they'll be out of stock in no time. Her tits alone will sell them better than me"

"That would be nice. The thing is… I don't want a bunch of idiots lurking around my girlfriend… And watching her breasts" Kyoka snorted and tried to hide her laughter.

"Todo, I can't believe you said that with a straight face pff"

"I don't find it funny"

"Look, I'll sell some shirts to that guy and his folks a'ight? Once I find him of course" Todoroki pinched the bridge of his nose and tried to keep it cool, taking a deep breath and frowning.

"Fine whatever! But you better sell some merch. Or I'm making some cuts in today's check, got it?"

"Yeah Yeah I get it bye!" She disappear from the stage almost instantly, making her way to the bar.

Todoroki continued packing without interruption, until he got a text from his girlfriend asking for Kyoka's location, they were fairly close so he limited to answer with a gesture.

"Deku, you sure you don't want me to walk you home?" Asked his brown haired friend.

"I appreciate the gesture Uraraka, but I don't want to slow you down ug-" A series of soft punches cought his attention, turning his head to meet the attacker.

"Urarakaaa and I are going to stay up all night, come on Midoriya don't be such wuzz"

"Mina, you know damn well that horror movies are not my cup of tea. Go ask kirishima or something"

"But he is a bigger pussy thank youuu" Increasing her strength, her hits became more and more noticeable, grinding his teeth to relieve his already increasing discomfort Izuku decided to look for his third friend.

"Where the hell is Kirishima?"

"He went home with some girl like half an hour ago" responded Uraraka, Izuku quickly remembered what happened last time Kirishima managed to score and run.

"That bastard! He's going to use my bed again" He felt a light tug on his hair, stopping death before he even sprinted.

"Ashido, let me go"

"Actually it's Kyoka"

He turned around and saw (barely) a familiar silhouette. Once again forced his eyes to see who was infront of him.

"Huh… Excuse me?"

"My name is Kyoka"

"Oh, the main singer right?"

"That's right uh… Deku?" His cheeks flushed a bit.

"N-No… That's just a nickname, Izuku. My name is Izuku Midoriya"

"That's an interesting name, it has that something. Rhythm, it feels good you know? Like some good song… You follow me?"

He scratched his neck laughing nervously "Not really, I'm more of a ra-"

"We're still here by the way" Said Ochako, fortunately Mina did not care as much.

"Oh yeah, here… have these shirts, cool huh?" Kyoka threw them those articles that she should supposed to sell.

"Since you are already leaving the tavern, and our little friend here has some… difficulties regarding his eyesight, how about you let me take care of him for a couple of hours?"

Ochako frowned, and comically shaked her head.

"Absolutely N-"

"Yes!" Mina completed Ochako's sentence with a serious tone.

"Mina!" screamed Ochako.

"What!? These shirts are dope as fuck"

Izuku sometimes wonders why he befriended Mina, he didn't feel betrayed because he was sold, he was sold for some cheap shirts. Ochako was dragged out the tavern by Mina, against her will of course. Gone, in less then a second his friends were gone.

"Last time she sold me to the nurse's daughter"

"Why she did that?"

"She wanted to skip a test"

"Oh ho! Someone's popular"

He shaked his hand with sarcasm "Not at all. Her daughter has this huge crush on me since we were like… Six I believe?"

Kyoka crossed her legs and gave him a closer look. The kid was nothing special at first glance, fairly plain, not the best fashion sense.

"What are you doing here Izuku?"

"What do you mean?"

"You look out of place. I can notice you're not what I would call a party guy"

Izuku giggled "If that's the case… You might have a problem judging character based on looks" Confusion could be seen in her face.

"Wh-what. Am I wrong?" she asked quite shocked.

"Nah. You're spot on" He took a light sip from his drink "I'm actually a first timer here"

"You're a funny fellow aren't you?"

"I don't think so, it's only funny when I'm the butt of the joke"

"Come on dude. Have you tried to look things differently?"

"I could try. If I was able to see a thing"

Kyoka took his glasses out of her shirt "Here, I almost forgot about them"

"Thanks…" He took the glasses, already blessed with the benefit of sight, Izuku now could admire with full detail the girl currently infront of him.

"Jesus… you're hella cute" he blurted out without thinking. Kyoka was taken by surprise by his accidental complement, red started to spread on her cheeks.

"T-Thanks… Wait, you should be flustered, not me!?"

"I'm dying inside, I'm just used to it. My seller took care of my girl problems a couple months ago" Kyoka scratched her head.

"Your… 0h, the girl with the fake horns!"

"That's correct. She used to tease me extensively, a living hell on earth. But hey, I became virtually invulnerable to it… I guess?

Kyoka chuckled "An I thought you were a scaredy nerd, bummer."

"Well I'm a nerd… Is that good enough?"

"It's a start…"

"Coming from a girl like you, that makes feel good"

Kyoka pinched her chin "May I know why?"

"You look humble"

"Humble?"

"Yeah, like you're genuinely enjoying our chit chat"

"Ha ha… you got me"

"Having a cute girl enjoying your dumb rambling does things to my confidence"

Kyoka flushed "Don't push your luck nerd"

While her little chat with the curios boy was going strong, Kyoka found herself puzzled by a bunch of quirks regarding the boy. Like the fact his fingers seemed to be injured in some sort of way, or his arrange of freckles having four in each cheek, not wanting to mess up her chances with the guy, she left those doubts on hold.

"Umm… Do I have something on my face?"

"Huh!?"

"Y-You are staring too much. It's embarrassing"

"So-Sorry!" Kyoka wobbled her hands infront of Izuku. Total embarrassment, the hunter became the pray, she had to cover her face to shield the majority of shyness she was displaying. The boy was in the exact same situation, trying to adjust his glasses with his trembling hands.

Before she could freeze by embarrassment and after catching Izuku's cute reaction, Kyoka wasted no time and grabbed his hand dragging him out of the bar.

"Woah, w-were are we going!?"

"Shut up and follow me!"

"Ok ok…"

Izuku's heart was beating rapidly, He might keep himself together against Mina's teasing. But his persona was quickly compromised once physical was placed one the table.

"The bathroom?" He asked confused "This is a girls thing right?"

"…" Kyoka gave him no answer, rising his alarms.

"I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm not exactly a gir- Ahhh!"

Kyoka pinned Izuku on the wall. Her eyebrow twiched, oh boy she was angry! Did he do anything wrong. On rhe contrary.

"Listen to me nerd boy… when I placed my eyes on you, I was expecting an easy pray, you look like a puppy for fuck sake, not menacing at all. But no~ You… Ugh!"

"I-If it helps, I'm quite flustered right now"

"That doesn't help at all!"

"Waaaah!"

Kyoka hide her face on his chest, Izuku didn't knew but there was a reason why Kyoka always aimed at his type.

"You know what Deku, Fuck it!"

"I told you not to call me Dek-" He was shut down by a soft sensation on his lips, it took a couple of seconds for him to realize his current situation. The slender girl was standing on tiptoes, melting her lips with his. He tried to part way between them but she grabbed by the collar to keep him in place. Since escaping was out of the question he struggled what to do next.

She pulled him over in order to deepen her kiss, Kyoka wanted to be in full control over the boy, she wrapped her tongue around his making Izuku moan.

She finished the kiss and grabbed by the collar once again, Izuku's face was red as a traffic light accidentally groped her ass.

"Look here nerd, I'm the one in charge you got that?"

"Yeah!"

"And you are the inexperienced nerd right!"

"Well… Kinda?"

Kyoka pulled him closer and gave him a peek on the lips.

"If that's true buddy. Let me inform you something…"

"A-And that is?"

"I'm having fun tonight…"

Izuku's night was just starting.

Okay I've recently catch some interest in this crackship. Thank you /a/non, your shitposting worked. This will be a short series, no more than 5 chapters, anyway have a good one.