'Kurama, you big fuzz ball, I swear kami loves to screw with me' Naruto thinks to himself.

"Kit I may just agree with you. In my thousands of years, this is unbelievable" Kurama says back.

"-And yea so that's how it is" a high pitched friendly voice says in front of him. His eyes refocus on the abomination in front of him. A 5'3'' girl with light brown hair in pig tails wearing a pink costume that hurts his eyes looking at. He would label her a child, if not for her MASSIVE chest and every time she spins she gives him a clear view of his panties.

"I am sorry, but can you repeat that. Slowly" he says very calmly as he stares at the admittedly attractive woman in front of him. Too bad that is literally the last thing on his mind. She pouts cutely at him. 'Okay, maybe it is further up there than I thought' he silently admits.

"Can you please focus. You can pev later" Kurama says annoyed. Yes, this girl definitely puts almost all the girls in the Elemental Nations to shame, but it isn't the time.

'I am NOT Pervy Sage damnit' he says with a grit of his teeth.

"You aren't that smart, are you?" she questions with a tilt of her head.

"Oi!" he says with a bit of annoyance while Kurama starts laughing loudly. Just waking up and he is already being called an idiot!

"Well, long story short, you suddenly fell from the sky, were severely wounded, and I decided to save your life by turning you into a devil! Specifically, my Queen! You are my first piece, I am so excited! The fun times we will have… fufufu" the girl says with a dark chuckle.

Her sister gets an ominous feeling and quickly looks over her shoulder for her sister. She narrows her eyes and determines that she may have just imagined it. Regardless, she will be placing more wards to protect her bedroom.

"Kurama would I have survived without being turned?" Naruto asks.

"Meh I think so. You are too stubborn to die" Kurama snorts. Naruto mentally chuckles.

"You turned me into a devil? I don't feel too different" he says as he looks down at his naked torso and pats his head looking for horns.

"Duh. We are pretty similar to humans except we have wings and magic" she says as her wings pop out. They resemble bat wings from back home. Naruto feels for his own and suddenly the pop out of his back and he can move them a bit.

"Whoa this is weird" Naruto says in a bit of awe. I mean he can fly with Sage of Six Paths chakra, but wings are cool too.

"Yup! You can fly now too! Pretty cool, right?" she says with a smile.

"Well, thanks I guess. Anyways, I owe you one for trying to help me" Naruto says with a smile. He can tell her intentions were mostly pure in helping him and is privately surprised that a devil can have good intentions. Though, it isn't that big of a shock as people called Kurama a demon and he was just misunderstood.

"No problemo! Now there are several things you need to know as my first servant, but we can worry about that later" she says quickly as she walks toward the door. Naruto doesn't react visibly, but mentally he is freaking out.

"Did she just tell me I am her devil servant now?! OH, HELL NO!" Naruto mentally screams.

"Kit if you willingly be a servant I will force myself out of here and kill you. No one gets to use my power for themselves except you" Kurama says seriously. Naruto sends him a mental image of him hugging the fox, getting a gag in response.

"Come down and we can discuss this all-over lunch!" the girl says with a smile. She closes the door and Naruto lets out a sigh of relief and frustration. Naruto gets up and dresses himself. He decides to not think about who stripped him and washed him as it is better for his sanity. He walks over to the window and he gasps slightly.

"Kurama, the sky is purple" Naruto thinks.

"Yes, I see that Kit."

"Kurama what am I going to do now?" Naruto thinks to himself as he looks out the window.

"Well for starters, get away from the crazy girl that is going to make you her slave. We can worry about the rest later."

"Yes, your right. Let's just focus on the present" Naruto says as he takes a deep breath. He mentally takes stock of his body, which is mostly healed, and his power levels are back around 50%.

"My power levels are around Isobu right now, even though you took back my other half. Surviving in that portal Kaguya sent you through really took it out of me" Kurama says to him.

Naruto creates a clone who walks out the door toward the girl, whose name he still doesn't know, and he opens the window. Deciding not to risk using his wings now, he uses chakra and walks down the wall quickly. Using his stealth skills he developed from running from his ANBU he makes his way to the forest without being seen. He makes 50 clones who know to run and create false trails while also trying to find out any other information they can.

Naruto takes off, determined to get as far away from here as possible. No need for the crazy girl in that horrid outfit to find him again.

Xxxxxx

"-and so that's the basic overview of the history of devils and what a Peerage is. Now, since I am a foreign relations Maou, you will have to do other tasks like help me take care of my sister, do paperwork that I don't want to, and if you are lucky help fulfill my needs!" Serafall says with a cheerful smile.

Naruto take a moment to digest the information and stands up facing her. "Well Serafall Leviathan, this all sounds very interesting, but I am going to have to decline. Thanks for the help! Goodbye!" he says with a wave before disappearing in a puff of smoke.

"Eh? EH? Where did my hot Queen go?!" she says frantically while searching the room. She then expands her senses and can't feel his presence anywhere. Her smile quickly fades and she gets an angry tic above her eyebrow.

"NARUTO!" she yells and ice quickly covers the entire room. All the maids and workers throughout the house can instantly feel a difference in temperature. They all quickly make themselves scarce, not wanting to be near an angry Serafall.

Xxxx

"Well shit, I already have enemies" Naruto says with a sigh. Clearly, this world is as messed up as the shinobi and might be even more so.

"Get clone memories back?" Kurama questions.

"Yup and apparently, there are two other factions named Fallen Angels and Angels, who devils have fought a major war against, who kill devils and have weapons of light that are extremely dangerous. Then you have the Old Maou faction of devils that only like Pure Blood devils that would try to kill me and since I ran away from my 'master' all devils are supposed to kill me on sight" Naruto thinks with an eye roll. He isn't terribly worried because he doubts anything can be harder than fighting Obito, then Madara, then Kaguya.

"…Wow kit. You basically are a missing nin now."

"Sure as hell better than a slave. Definitely have to get more information" Naruto thinks with a sigh. Only two good things have come out of this so far: 1 is that he gets magic and a much sturdier body, and two is that he gets to live for thousands of years. HA Orochimaru he is going to be the one to learn all the jutsus.

"How are you going to learn all the jutsus when you are stuck in an alternate dimension dumbass" Kurama responds dryly.

"Oi fuzzbutt! Don't you remember they kept me out of the war to learn more? And that I stored everything the Kage gave me in a seal on my arm?" Naruto questions smugly.

"…Your still an idiot. Going to recover my strength" Kurama says before he falls asleep.

"That damned fox… I'll have to kick his ass again for that" Naruto grumbles. He then starts daydreaming of all the jutsu and cool stuff he can learn and how he is going to shove it into Sasuke's face…

His mood immediately sours when he thinks of Sasuke and the rest of the people back home. He knows Sasuke can stop the Infinite Tsyukomi, so at least there is that. He did bring them peace, or at least he hopes he did. Without the Rinne-sharingan however, getting back is impossible. Damn Kaguya, that spiteful bitch.

He receives another clone's memories about finding a city, but he decides to keep going as far away as possible. The city would be the first place anyone would look and the #1 Unpredictable Knucklehead Ninja does NOT do the obvious.