Chapter 102- Alternates

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"Hello! And thank you for continuing to watch the show!" Filiss's voice rang out.

"Isn't this the same message as last time?" Ruby asked looking around.

"I think so." Ren answered motioning for her to be quiet so Filiss could continue.

"You have finished The Blood Gulch Chronicles and now that you have seen the series finale-" Filiss started.

"Series finale!?" Nora shouted.

"No! They can't leave us with that!" Yang shouted angrily.

"Ending with a cliffhanger!?" Blake growled.

"Let her continue." Ren said holding up his hands before more could complain.

"-Of the Blood Gulch Chronicles, The Blood Gulch Chronicles have officially ended except for these few alternate endings. After viewing these you will receive another message from me about the continuation of Red Vs Blue. Please hit play to continue viewing Red Vs Blue." Filiss finished.

Everyone sighed in relief.

"There's more after this!" Nora cheered.

Everyone grinned, Blake gasped.

"Oh I almost forgot! I have our toon emblems." Blake smiled grabbing her notebook. "I decided to just go simple, our Toon sigil is a rainbow Helmet like from season 1 of the show but I made each of you a patch of a helmet with your symbol and color that you can stick anywhere." Blake explained.

"Ohhh stickers!" Nora and Ruby cheered.

Blake frowned, "They are not stickers. I worked very hard on these patches."

"But they stick like stickers." Yang pointed out as she put hers over her burning heart emblem.

Ruby and Nora grinned putting their stickers on.

Blake sighed and cross her arms.

Weiss and Pyrrha grabbed their respective emblems and smiled.

"Thank you for your hard work Blake." Pyrrha smiled.

"The patches look great." Weiss added.

A faint smile appeared on Blakes face.

Ren smiled grabbing his emblem, "Thank you Blake, anyway I would like to start the episode."

"Me too." Jaune said putting his emblem on his armor piece over his heart.

"Alternates" appeared on the screen with the theme.

All eight hummed the theme.

"Alternate Ending 1 Finch" appeared on the screen.

The scene opened to show Church sadly walking away just after Andy exploded Tex's ship.

Everyone leaned forward.

Cut to Sarge and the other reds.

Sarge: "Yeah Blues, what're we gonna do? Maybe we can all cry big blue tears over our busted ship."

Everyone frowned.

"Does he not realize that he just lost someone?" Blake asked. I wonder if Adam was this upset after I left- no. No Adam would focus on the White Fang.

Sarge: "And who busted it? Oh that's right, Red Army busted it! Then they killed the girlfriend."

"So he does know." Blake huffed.

"Just cruel." Weiss added.

Sarge: "and the gross little snot monster."

"I forgot about Junior." Ruby sighed.

"I didn't." Pyrrha sighed.

Sarge: "I always thought women and children first, meant-"

Sarge gets shot in the chest and nads

"Yeah that's what you get!" Ruby shouted.

Sarge: "Oh, son of a bitch!"

Simmons: "Sarge?"

Church reloads the sniper rifle

"He landed another shot! First he hit Wyoming and now Sarge he got better!" Ruby cheered.

Blake laughed, "It's not Canon."

Simmons: "Sarge?"

Grif: "Okay hey, we killed one of your guys, and you killed one of ours. That makes us even."

"Bad math." Ren mumbled, "Tex and Junior died."

"I think Grif knows, he's just trying to stay alive." Jaune explained.

Simmons: "Actually, we killed Tex and Junior, and they killed Sarge. So technically that means we killed two people, and they only killed one."

"Why point that out?" Jaune asked.

"It's in Simmons's nature." Blake explained.

A sniper shot hits Simmons in the front of his face

Simmons: "Son of a bitch!"

Grif: "Okay now we're even, seriously!"

All the Blues level their guns at the Reds, and Grif throws a grenade at the Blues before he and Donut scatter.

"We're finally going to see the Reds fight the Blues to the death!" Nora cheered.

"Gooooo Bluuue team!" Ruby shouted.

"Yeah!" Jaune, Pyrrha, and Yang cheered.

"Go sister!" Yang added.

"Goooo Red Team!" Nora shouted.

"Yeah!" Blake and Weiss yelled.

Everyone turned to Ren.

"...Yeah." Ren added half heartedly.

Grif: "Every man for himself!"

"No stick together." Pyrrha argued.

"Says the person who just seconds ago cheered for a side." Weiss pointed out.

"It's an alternate ending it's not...whats it called Blake?" Pyrrha asked.

"Not Canon." Blake explained.

Cut to Church and Caboose near the Tank.

Church: "Caboose! Get in that tank and give us cover fire."

Ren grinned at Yang. "Looks like Caboose is going to be the next person to kill Church."

Yang frowned, "No this is an alternate ending it's not Canon as Blake says."

Ren nodded but frowned on the inside.

Caboose: "Okay."

Church: "And don't shoot me this time!"

Caboose: "Okay!"

Caboose gets in Sheila and immediately shoots Church with the cannon.

Everyone burst out laughing.

"We knew it was coming but it was still funny." Jaune laughed.

Church: "Son of a bitch!"

Caboose: "Wait, what was that first part again?"

Pyrrha chuckled and shook her head.

Grif hops on the back of the tank and punches open the access panel, setting it on fire.

"Woah! Strong man Grif!" Yang whooped.

Caboose: "Abandon ship! Running running running!"

Everyone chuckled.

"I wonder if that's what Doctor Oobleck thinks every time he runs around the classroom." Jaune commented.

"That's why he's so fast." Yang laughed.

Behind him the tank blows up, and we cut to Sister and Tucker

Tucker: "Don't worry Sister, I'll protect you."

"His protection comes at a price." Blake sighed.

"She'll be happy to give it to him." Yang shrugged.

Sarge runs up to them.

Sarge: "Aha, got ya Blues."

"What? He died?" Nora said confused.

Tucker: "Sarge? I thought you were dead!"

Sarge: "I was dead. Doc revived me."

Doc literally drops in.

"He's gotten better as a medic." Pyrrha smiled.

Doc: "That's right! And if anyone else needs medical attention, I would be more than happy to help-"

Sarge shoots Doc in the chest

"Why would he do that!" Ruby shouted.

Doc: "Son of a bitch!"

"They sure do say that a lot." Weiss sighed.

"Yeah I'm surprised they're not going hurgh blegh every time they die." Jaune added.

Sarge: "Oh, I'm sorry. Doc will be unable to assist anyone else."

"To answer your question Ruby, Sarge doesn't want his enemy having an advantage. An advantage no side has is good basically." Ren explained.

Sister slowly levels her gun at the side of Sarge's head, and shoots him in the neck, spinning him around before he falls.

"Yeah that's what you get!...again!" Ruby shouted.

"Yeah Sister!" Yang added.

Sarge: "Ah, son of a bitch again. Medic!"

Everyone chuckled.

Cut to Tucker.

Tucker: "Well, Sister, this looks like it. I don't think we're gonna make it. The Reds are on the attack, and now Doc is dead and can't help us."

Yang groaned after she realized what Tucker was proposing.

Doc: "Actually I'm not dead. If you could just hand me my first, aid ki-"

Tucker turns and unloads battle rifle rounds in to Doc

Doc: "Ohsonofabitch."

"Awwww, I liked Doc." Nora frowned.

"It's like Grif said. Every man for himself." Ren commented.

Tucker: "And now that Doc is actually dead, I don't think we're gonna make it. I don't wanna die a virgin."

"Wow he's that desperate huh." Yang commented.

"Confirms he's a virgin." Ren mumbled.

"We definitely knew that already." Blake laughed.

Weiss and Yang joined in.

Sister: "Ooh, yeah."

Tucker: "Wouldn't you rather spend your last few moments as a lover, and not as a fighter?"

"I can't decide how I want to go out." Yang sighed, "Fighting would be badass but loving would just be incredible."

"Fighting, protecting others!" Ruby shouted. But then she frowned, "Or happy surrounded by friends...hmmmm?"

"That's not what he meant by lover." Yang pointed out.

"I'm using my normal definition of Lover not your pervert kind!" Ruby shouted.

Yang just shrugged, "I'm gonna go with both, I'll go out however I go out."

"I would rather go as a lover since we have to pick." Jaune shrugged.

"Fighting!" Nora shouted.

"Fighting to protect others." Ren nodded.

"I wanna go as a lover." Ruby finally decided.

"I fight constantly, I would rather go as a lover." Pyrrha said nervously.

"Fighting." Blake said.

"...Can I go with neither?" Weiss asked.

"Yang went with both so I guess." Ruby shrugged.

Sister: "I never thought about that, uh huh."

Tucker: "I've always wanted to go out-"

Sister: "Hey ah, no offense, are you gonna keep talking or are we gonna see some action?"

Yang chuckled, "Tucker just keeps going even though he already scored."

Tucker: "Bow chicka bow-"

Tucker gets shot in the head

Tucker: "OW!"

Nora burst out laughing, "He said Bow Chicka Bow Ow!"

Grif: "Stay away from my sister!"

Yang chuckled, "I understand that."

"Me too." Jaune nodded.

"I'm just happy I don't have to worry about guys with Ruby." Yang laughed.

Ruby frowned, "Is that an insult my dear sister Yang?"

Yang looked at Ruby as if she was an idiot, "Ruby? Name one guy- one woman you have shown any kind of romantic interest in? I wasn't saying what you thought I was, You're just not interested."

Ruby huffed, "Good point."

"Please stay innocent Ruby." Blake asked.

Ruby smiled, "Always will be."

Tucker: "Son of a bitch!"

Sister: "Grif, I liked him, he was nice to me!"

Yang blushed as Ruby burst out laughing.

"You said that after Dad and Qrow scared one of your boyfriends away." Ruby laughed.

"Potential boyfriend, Dad acted like such a nice guy I knew something was wrong. Finally when we were about to leave on our first date he grabbed him and said in a super deep dad voice. 'If you touch one fucking hair on her body I will end you.'" Yang sighed.

Ruby kept laughing, "And after he ran off Dad and Uncle Qrow just couldn't stop laughing."

"And neither could you!" Yang yelled.

"It was funny." Ruby shrugged, "Besides you said you were happy you found out how much of a wuss he was early on."

Yang sighed, "Yeah that's true."

Sister shoots Grif and kills him

Grif: "Son of a bitch!"

Yang, Ruby, Jaune, and Weiss cringed.

"Killed his own sister." Jaune mumbled.

As Sister reloads, Donut runs her over on the Ghost

Sister: "Son of a bitch! I can't believe you hit a girl."

"Oh never ever! Use that excuse." Yang growled.

Donut: "Whatever bitch! Reow!"

Caboose runs off, picking up a rocket launcher

Donut: "Now it's time to pound some caboose. Woohoo!"

"Come on Caboose." Pyrrha mumbled.

Donut chases Caboose to the cliff, but Caboose shoots the rocket launcher at the Ghost and blows it up, along with most of Donut

Donut: "Son of a bitch!"

"Yeah! Go Caboose!" Pyrrha cheered.

"Noooo Donut!" Nora shouted.

"I knew Caboose could do it." Pyrrha smiled.

"Yeah! Blue team won!" Ruby cheered.

Caboose: "I won! I am the greatest! I beat everyone! And now, no one is left but me."

Pyrrha chuckled, "Caboose is and always will be the best character on this show."

The Ghost falls on Caboose from above, killing him.

The screen cuts to black.

Caboose: "Son of a bitch."

Pyrrha smile fell.

"It ended in a stalemate." Jaune chuckled.

"A fitting end." Ren laughed.

"Play the next alternate ending." Nora ordered.

"I wonder how many there are." Pyrrha wondered aloud.

"Alternate Ending 2 Boxy" appeared on the screen.

The scene opened to show Church walking away sadly...again.

"Hmm so it seems the alternate endings will always start here." Ren mumbled.

Church: "Do whatever you want. I'm goin' home."

Simmons: "Sarge? Are... we fighting?"

Sarge gets on the radio to Command.

"And now it deviates." Ren mumbled.

Sarge: "Vic. Come in, Vic!"

Vic: "Yeah dude, whaddya want, dude."

Sarge: "We need you to send reinforcements, or an air strike! We got the Blues on the run. We can wipe them out for good this time."

Everyone leaned forward in curiosity.

Vic: "Nope, nuh-uh."

"Yeah I bet he would be pissed." Yang laughed.

Sarge: "I'm tellin' you it's gonna- excuse me?"

Vic: "I said no, we're not helping you, dude. You blew up our ship and screwed up our plan. Dirty business. So you have your little fight and you leave us out of it from now on."

"I still want to know more about them." Jaune commented.

Ren nodded.

Sarge: "But, but the Blues, and... the winning, and the, the killing of the Blues, and the murder! Isn't that why we're here? They have a base, we have a base, they have to die! Vic! Vic! Viiic? Vic! Hruh! Fugahugafuh."

Sarge runs off.

Simmons: "Sarge, where are you going?"

Sarge: "To get some answers."

"I know we got a lot of answers last episode but I want more." Jaune commented.

Ren nodded, "Me too there's still a lot more we need to know."

"Like more about the War, the freelancers, that weird program, the prophecy- just a lot." Jaune sighed.

Cut to Sarge in front of the underground computer, with Simmons and Grif looking on from afar

Sarge: "Vic! I know it's you, answer me! What's going on? Why are we here? Why aren't you helping us?"

"Why are we here comes up so often." Blake commented.

"Its a great question." Ren commented.

Simmons: "What's he doing?"

Grif: "He's going crazy! That's what he's doing. This is awesome!"

Yang laughed.

Sarge: "Vic! Either you start answerin' me, or I start blastin'."

Simmons: "Um, Sarge, we don't know what that computer does. It may control more than we think. Taking it offline might be catastrophic."

"I don't see how." Yang commented.

"Maybe it controls their supplies and rations." Ren pointed out.

Weiss nodded, "Sounds reasonable."

Vic's face appears on the computer's screen

Vic: "Dude. You should listen to him, dude."

Sarge: "I know more than you think, Simmons. If my theory is correct, then deactivating this machine could tear apart the very fabric of reality! But that tear would start under Blue Base! Which means for a few sweet nanoseconds, Red Army would enjoy glorious victory before being sucked in to oblivion! Hahah, score."

"He is absolutely insane." Weiss commented.

"I love it!" Nora shouted.

Donut: "Sarge, I'm scared!"

Grif hops on the radio to the Blues

Grif: "Hey Blues! I think you should get down here. Sarge is messing with that computer that's connected to everything, and I think he's trying to shut it down."

Church: "So what? Shut down your computer. What do we care?"

The Blue Base rocks

"That's not good." Ruby mumbled.

Church: "What was that?"

Sarge: "How'd you like that? Here's another!"

Nora giggled with glee, "I love Sarge!"

Vic: "Ow, dude! That was my heatsink. Now where the fuck am I gonna sink my heat?"

Yang snorted while Nora burst out laughing.

"I don't know why that line is so funny but it is." Jaune laughed.

A giant rock spike falls down in the background

Grif: "Whohoa, hey Sarge, I'm really glad you realized Command's full of shit and all, but could you be a little more careful? I almost got killed by a stalagmite!"

"Stalactite." Ren corrected.

Donut: "Grif it's stalactites. Stalagmites are the ones that grow up from the ground."

Grif: "Who cares? The point is, I almost got killed by a huge fucking-"

A stalagsomething falls from the ceiling and crushes Grif, killing him

Grif: "Ow."

"Rip." Yang commented.

Vic turns off the computer

Sarge: "Yeah, I did it! I shut him down! And there are absolutely no negative repercussions."

"He jinxed himself." Blake mumbled.

The video game music from like ep 49 starts playing when Church went back in time. "Red vs Blue" appears on the screen.

Everyone looked at the screen in confusion.

Sarge: "What the hell is this?"

"My question exactly." Yang mumbled.

The screen says "Congratulations player! You have winner! Thank you for playing RED vs BLUE Please play the Red vs. Blue 2 The adventure begins to continue again... Coming Winter 2004 soon! Copyright Kobayashi Games Ltd."

Everyone squinted as they read the message.

"Kobayashi Games must have made the Ring games!" Ren gasped

"Ring...no the games are called Red vs Blue but...wait no they said this is Red vs Blue 1 but we know its not. Never mind." Jaune sighed.

"And 2004...hmm the time of the game? The show? Or the uni- the place this game is from." Ren wondered aloud.

Jaune shrugged.

"I don't think it matters much, play it I wanna see what happens next." Blake commented.

Sarge: "Yeah, I am the winner of the what the hell am I lookin' at?"

A credit roll begins with all Japanese names.

"Colors" by Trocadero starts playing at the Japanese lyrics part.

"Issho no toki wa"

"That's definitely not Spanish." Ren mumbled.

"Iro nante kankei nai

Issho no toki wa

Hachi-bitto de juubun

Corazon feathers"

"We heard this song before didn't we?" Jaune asked.

Ren nodded, "That means I can translate it."

"Dousen no naka wo tobu

When we're together

Subete wa bokura no mono"

The credits rolled and...they weren't blurred!

"Woah!" Yang shouted.

But they were going by fast.

"All those names look kinda weird." Nora commented.

"They're going fast I can hardly read them." Ren added.

The screen showed an asian man in a recording booth with the caption. "Taka Nishi as "Caboose"

Taka: "I like me"

"There's no way that's Caboose's voice actor." Pyrrha commented.

"Sounds nothing like Caboose." Ren added.

Then an Asian woman appeared with the caption.

"Chisato Oda As "Sarge"

"Sarge is a girl?" Nora asked.

"No. The one time we actually get to see the credits they're fake." Jaune sighed.

Ren sighed too, "Still begs the question, who are they?"

"Probably family, friends, or fans. I've heard about some shows doing joke credits before." Blake explained.

The rest of the credits play with Chisato Oda and Taka Nishi doing one more cameo.

The screen cuts to Black then fades in to a Halo 2 PostGame Carnage Report with Donut having 1 kill. Sarge, Grif, and Simmons with 0 kills on Red team. Then Caboose with -1 kills Tex with 99 kills and 1 death, Tucker and Church with 0 kills except Church had 1 death. Wonder who caused that.

Jaune, Ruby, and Yang each had a mini freak out.

"It's a videogame!" Ruby shouted.

"What? We already knew that?" Weiss pointed out.

"No no we know but it's finally acknowledging it!" Jaune laughed.

"Tex with 99 kills." Yang laughed.

Pyrrha sighed, "Caboose with -1."

"Caboose killed Church, Donut killed Tex, and Tex killed a bunch of those fanatics." Ren explained. "But the others killed robots Lopez and O'Malley made and a bunch of Wyomings."

Grif: "What the fuck was that?"

Simmons: "That was the weirdest match I've ever played."

Yang, Jaune, and Ruby continued to chuckle.

"I love this." Ruby commented.

Church: "Dude that sucked, I got team-killed in like the first ten seconds."

The three started laughing.

"No alternate ending can beat this I'm calling it." Yang laughed.

Caboose: "Sorry, that was my fault. Some guy kept screaming into the mic."

Tucker: "Bow chicka bow wow!"

The three groaned.

"Those guys are soooo annoying." Ruby groaned.

"He's like an old squeaker." Yang added.

"It makes sense though, Church is the shit talker who sucks, Caboose is the humble noob, Tucker is the annoying squeaker, Tex is the pro, Sarge is the guy who always tries to lead, Grif is the afk player, Simmons is the know it all player, and Donut is just a casual." Jaune explained.

Ruby and Yang nodded.

"Humble noob." Pyrrha chuckled.

"I'm so confused." Weiss sighed.

"Me too." Pyrrha added.

Church: "Dude! Shut up."

Caboose: "See?"

Tucker: "Bow chicka bow wow!"

Church: "Alright that's it, I'm muting him."

"I always mute them too." Jaune chuckled.

Sarge: "Alright, let's play another."

Donut: "Dude I am not wearing that armor again."

"The whole show was just a crazy match." Ruby laughed.

"I wish I could have a match like that." Jaune laughed.

"It would be incredible." Yang added.

Sarge: "Same teams?"

Church: "Yeah same teams, new map."

Everyone: "New map!"

The screen faded to black.

"I loved that alternate ending!" Yang laughed.

"Me too lets see the others!" Ruby ordered.

Jaune nodded.

"Alternate Ending 3 Ruby Sleepers" appeared on the screen.

Andy: "Four!"

Church: "Andy, do not detonate!"

Andy: "Three!"

Church: "Can you see her heading?"

Andy: "Two!"

Church: "Do you know where she's going?!"

Andy: "One!"

The ship, having lifted off,

Disintegrates into a blue-green flash

Church: "Tex?"

Where the ship disintegrated, a small explosion occurs

Church: "Tex?! Nooooooo!"

Everyone frowned.

"I hope next season Tex turns out to be alive." Ruby mumbled.

Nora nodded, "I don't want to see Church sad."

Scene wavers to Church lying on the ground in Halo: CE right after Caboose shot him with Sheila.

Church: "No...Tex..."

"Ohh is this a it was all a dream alternate ending?" Jaune asked.

Blake nodded, "looks like it, glad its not the canon ending man that would make me mad."

Tucker covered with the "black stuff" appears

Tucker: "Church! Wake up!"

"Hmm so this is around episode 8 and 9 of season 1." Ren commented.

Church: "Meguhulwha? Tex? Tex, is that you?"

Tucker: "Tex? No, it's me Tucker. Who the fuck is Tex?"

Church: "Wha, what's goin on? Where am I?"

Tucker: "You got shot by the tank, the new rookie did it."

"I wonder how the show would have went if he didn't die." Blake commented.

"They would have never found out he could be a ghost." Jaune pointed out.

Caboose walks up

Caboose: "Yeah, sorry. Um, that tank is kinda hard to use, and I didn't have the proper training."

"He sounds different." Ruby commented.

"Yeah...smarter?" Yang added.

"It's because in the first season he wasn't that dumb yet. But then his helmet circulation hot cut off and lack of oxygen damaged his brain." Ren explained.

"...I thought that was just a joke." Ruby frowned.

Pyrrha sighed, "It explains it though."

Tucker: "Yeah dude you were out for a few minutes, I thought you were dead. You kept moaning about the future and aliens and stuff."

They all chuckled.

Church gets up

Church: "(sigh) Man, I had the weirdest dream. There was an evil computer program, and a bomb, and my ex-girlfriend was there..."

"It does all make sense as a dream." Blake commented.

"I'm glad I never have crazy dreams like that." Weiss commented.

"Crazy? Those are normal for me. Like when I had the dream where me and Ren were surrounded by Ursa! And we-" Nora started.

"Nora please." Ren said calmly.

Tucker: "Boring."

Church: "Yeah, and you were there Tucker, and you were there too rookie, and the tank was there..."

Screen pans left, to reveal a green colored soldier.

"Woah who's that?" Ruby asked.

Jenkins: "Was I there Church?"

Church: "No, Jenkins, you weren't there. I don't know why, guess I just forgot about you. Sorry."

"Ahh a new character? Now I wanna see what happens but it's just an alternate ending." Ruby complained.

"I want to see more too." Blake sighed, "But at least the show continues after this."

Jenkins: "Ah, oh well. Maybe next time-"

Simmons and Grif run from the cliff to them

Simmons: "Freeze blues!"

Blues turn to them

Tucker: "Oh shit! Run!"

Everyone leaned forward.

Church: "No! Nonono, it's okay, we actually worked with these guys."

"This isn't gonna be good." Jaune commented.

Simmons: "Huh?"

Tucker: "What?"

Church: "Yeah, I mean, we still had our differences and everything, but we came to overcome those to face a common challenge-"

Pyrrha smiled, "Church learned a lesson."

Simmons and Grif open fire brutally on Church and Tucker

Church: "Chigchugaow!"

Tucker: "Whawhatwhaaa!"

"Woah! That was brutal." Yang commented.

Pyrrha and Ruby cringed.

"It was." Pyrrha squirmed.

Simmons and Grif pause and begin to open fire on Caboose and Jenkins

Caboose: "Ahhahhhahhhhhhh!"

Jenkins: "Auhhhh!"

"Hmm they reused Caboose's death scream." Ren pointed out.

Grif switches to pistol and lowers it, followed by Simmons

Grif: "What the fuck was that guy talking about?"

"Wow, instead of standing around talking they actually behaved as soldiers...I would rather them do what they normally do." Weiss frowned.

"Don't soldiers usually take prisoners?" Ruby asked.

"Sometimes." Weiss explained.

Simmons: "Who cares? I'll get Sarge on the radio."

Grif: "Aight, sounds good."

Grif runs towards the clif and around the corner, while Simmons contacts Sarge via radio

Simmons: "Hey Sarge, we cleared out this sector, what do you want us to do?"

Sarge (radio): "Good work Simmons, get busy packin, let's move on to the next zone."

Simmons runs toward the cliff and around the corner.

The screen fades to black.

"That was interesting." Weiss commented.

"Next one!" Nora shouted.

"Alternate Ending 4 Tex Wins" appeared on the screen.

"Tex wins." Yang chuckled.

Andy: "Four!"

Church: "Andy, do not detonate!"

Andy: "Three!"

Church: "Can you see her heading?"

Andy: "Two!"

Church: "Do you know where she's going?!"

Andy: "One!"

Church: "Tex! Come back!"

The ship screches to a halt and turns to face the group

Everyone stared in confusion.

Grif: "Hey look she's coming back. How 'bout that?"

The ship faces them but doesn't move.

Grif: "That thing doesn't have, uh, have weapons on it or anything, does it?"

The ship fire a missile at the group

Sarge: "Aw snap."

The missile explodes in the middle of Church, Sarge, Simmons, Donut, and Grif, killing them and perhaps Tucker and Caboose off screen

The screen cuts to black.

Nora burst out laughing.

"What? That was it? That was weird." Weiss commented.

"Uh yeah...next one. Is there a next one?" Ruby asked.

Jaune nodded.

"Alternate ending 5 Where Are They Now?" Appeared on the screen.

The ship disintergrates into a blue-green flash

Church walkes next to Tucker

Tucker: "Uh, Church, what should we do?"

Sarge: "Yeah Blues, what are we gonna do? Maybe we should cry big blue tears over our busted ship. And who busted it? Oh that's right. Red Army busted it! And they killed the girlfriend and gross little snot monster. I always thought women and children first mis-"

"Hmm that was the same one as last time?" Ren commented confused.

Sarge gets shot twice by sniper rifles

Sarge: "Oh son of a bitch!"

"Noobs Rush In" by Trocadero starts playing.

"Hey thats the fanatic song." Jaune laughed.

Text: After his tour in Blood Gulch, Sarge was awarded the Badge of Redness, but had it revoked when he would not reveal his real name for the certificate. He commanded various Red Forces throughout the following years and was eventually killed at Gemini 8. He died exactly the way he wanted: after Grif.

"I knew Sarge couldn't be his actual name." Weiss commented.

"Gemini 8..." Ren mumbled.

"Dexter Grif, Michael J Caboose, Franklin Delano Donut, Allison Tex, Leonard Church, Lavernius Tucker, Reginald Wyoming and some more I might be forgetting but I think that's it." Ren said.

"You recalled all that from memory? Thats impressive." Pyrrha complimented.

Simmons: "Sarge? Sarge!"

Cuts to Simmons death scene

Simmons gets shot in the face by a sniper rifle

Simmons: "Son of a bitch!"

Text: Simmons stole Sarge's identity after his death and attempted to resume his life. He was discovered and court-martialed by the Red Army. He is currently awaiting execution in a military prison.

"Simmons ending is dark." Blake commented.

"And kind of sad." Pyrrha added.

Grif: "Every man for himself!"

Cuts to Grif's death scene

Grif gets shot in the head by a pistol

Grif: "Son of a bitch!"

Text: Grif was killed by Sarge shortly before his death.

Everyone laughed at that.

Church: "Caboose! Get in that tank and give me cover fire!"

Cuts to Church's death scene

Church: "And don't shoot me this time!"

Caboose: "Okay!"

Tank fires on Church

Church: "Son of a Bitch."

Everyone laughed again as Pyrrha shook her head.

"It's still funny!" Nora laughed.

Text: Church is an Anger Management social worker in Quincy, IL.

"Hmm Quincy IL maybe another state." Ren commented.

Tucker: "I don't want to die a virgin."

Sister: "Ooh..."

Cuts to Tucker's death scene

Tucker: "Bow-chicka-bow-"

Tucker gets shot in the head with a battle rifle

Tucker: "-ow!"

"Bow chicka bow ow." Nora laughed again.

Text: Tucker went AWOL shortly after the events of the Blood Gulch Chronicles. He was last spotted on a stolen ship, on a heading towards the alien homeworld. His current whereabouts are unknown.

"Hmm his ending is mysterious." Weiss commented.

"Maybe he's going there to take care of Junior." Pyrrha smiled.

"Or leave him with his own kind." Blaks commented, "It's not uncommon for Faunus orphans to be sent to menagerie."

Sister: "I liked him, he was nice to me!"

Cuts to Sister's death scene

Sister gets run-over by Donut's Ghost

Sister: "Son of a bitch!"

Text: Sister works as an etiquette coach at the prestigious Paris Hilton School for Girls.

"Etiquette coach?! Her!" Weiss shouted.

Everyone chuckled at her anger.

Sister: "I can't believe you would hit a girl!"

Donut: "Whatever bitch. Reow!"

Cuts to Donut's death scene

Caboose fires a rocket at Donut in his Ghost

Donut flies off hitting the ground then the cliff wall

Donut: "Son of a bitch!"

Text: Donut married an exotic dancer named Tiffany. They have twelve children.

"Huh, I thought he was gay." Yang commented.

"Me too." Blake added.

"Maybe he's bisexual." Ren suggested.

"12 kids, and I thought my mom had it tough with 8." Jaune commented.

Caboose: "I won! I am the greatest!"

Pyrrha chuckled.

Cuts to Caboose's death scene

Donut's Ghost hits Caboose on the head

Text: Caboose sold his life story to a software company based in Redmond, WA.

"Hmm so that's where the game company for Ring is based. Kobayashi Games Ltd. limited company. Hmm I thought they called those LLC. I need to educate myself about business more." Ren mumbled.

Weiss sighed thinking of her Dad.

Music ends

A small jingle plays

Text: They based a popular video game on it.

Caboose: "Son of a bitch."

Cut to black

"There's another." Jaune commented.

"Play it already." Nora ordered yet again.

"Alternate Ending 6 Invasion" appeared on the screen.

The ship disintergrates in a blue-green flash

Church: "Tex?"

Grif: "Boo! No explosion! That sucked."

Where the ship disintegrated, a small explosion occurs

Tucker: "Uh, Church, what should we do?"

Sarge: "Yeah Blue! What are we gonna do? Maybe we can cry big blue tears over our busted ship. An-"

Plasma bolts hit Sarge from off screen

Sarge: "Ahhh son of a bitch!"

"Woah!" Yang yelled.

"The plasma rifles right Ruby?" Ren asked.

Ruby nodded, "Yeah that was definitely the Plasma bullets from that weird alien gun thing the robots had."

"I'm understanding the title." Jaune chuckled.

Grif: "What the hell? Where'd that come from?"

Church: "Oh shit! Alien invasion! RUN!"

Cut to incoming alien invasion, with a Spectre heading toward them and a Banshee flying overhead

Ruby and Yang ogled the Alien vehicles and weapons.

Unknown Alien: "Blarg blarg blarg!"

Switches to Blue team aliens with a Wraith

Teal Alien: "Blarg blarg blarg!"

Teal Alien: "Blarg blarg blarg!"

Cyan Alien: "Honk!"

Nora was giggling to herself while everyone else watched the Aliens attack.

"I'm understanding more and more about the war. They completely surprised them with superior technology." Ren commented.

Switches to a pink alien pulling out a energy sword

Pink Alien: "Blarg!"

"That sword." Jaune sighed.

"You know Jaune, having a new sword like that would mean more training." Pyrrha pointed out.

"I'm happy to train more." Jaune smiled.

Fades to black, then switches with the bottom of a red flag on a wall

Maroon Alien: "Blarg."

Orange Alien: "Honk."

"Ohhh its like episode 1." Ruby commented.

The others chuckled.

Maroon Alien: "Blargety blarg blarg honk?"

Orange Alien: "Blargety blarg blarg blarg blarg? Honk honky blarg? Blargety blarg blarg blarg, blargety blarg blarg."

Screen goes switches between the two for a few seconds

Maroon Alien: "Blarg?"

Screen goes to a Beam Rifle scope pointed at Red Base, then to the Teal and Cyan aliens

"It's cool seeing their alien counter parts." Pyrrha commented.

Teal Alien: "Uh, Blargety blarg blarg?"

Cobalt Alien: "Honk..."

The scene faded to black.

"That's the last of them." Jaune sighed.

The others sighed as well.

Yang stood up groaning as she stretched. "Well I'm done for today."

Everyone stood up and stretched.

"Wow I was sitting for a while." Ruby complained.

"I wasn't someone kept asking me to get them food." Ren sighed.

Nora giggled innocently.

"I have a bunch of work to do, I need to simulate plasma with dust for Ren and Yang's project. I need to talk to Jaune's sister and her wife about hover tech. And just sooooo much weapon stuff!" Ruby shouted happily.

"I'm gonna work out." Yang shrugged.

"Ohhh ohh! Can I come with?" Nora asked.

"I'd like to join also." Pyrrha smiled.

Yang smiled, "Sure come on."

"Hold on." Jaune said, "What was your alls favorite alternate ending?"

"The video game one." Ruby and Yang answered immediately."

Jaune smiled, "Same here."

"Tex wins!" Nora laughed.

"The first one because Caboose won." Pyrrha laughed.

"The dream one." Blake commented.

"I liked that one too, it was interesting." Weiss smiled.

"The last one, it gave me insight on the war." Ren explained.

Jaune nodded.

"Oh and before we all go remember! Our first mission as Toon RRAYNNBW is to donate blood remember?" Weiss asked.

"For cookies!" Ruby cheered.

"For cookies!" Nora repeated.

"We're also getting medic training." Weiss pointed out.

"I'm surprised that class isn't taught here." Jaune commented.

Ruby frowned "I thought professor peach-"

"Who?" Yang asked.

"Professor Peach...she's the one who assigned us the field trip to forever fall." Ruby explained.

"Hmm I vaguely remember her." Ren frowned.

"What? She's a professor here!" Ruby shouted.

"Eh, I don't remember her class." Yang shrugged.

"W- Nora? Do you remember her?" Ruby asked.

Nora just shrugged.

Ruby huffed, "I liked professor peach...well, I have a lot of work to do. Are we gonna watch season 6 tomorrow?"

Everyone nodded.

Ruby smiled, "I can't wait!"

Jaune chuckled, "You know? This show being downloaded onto my scroll at first seemed bad but...I like it. No, love it."

Weiss nodded, "Yeah, I have classwork but I look forward to tomorrow. At first the show was terrible but it grew on me."

"I feel the same way." Blake smiled.

"We've all learned so much from it too." Ren smiled.

Weiss nodded.

"I love some of the quotes from this show." Pyrrha commented.

Blake and Weiss nodded.

"I also love all the characters, especially Caboose but for a show that seemed so...silly I guess the acting was surprisingly great." Pyrrha explained.

Weiss and Blake nodded again.

"Well, season 6 tomorrow, same time?" Jaune asked.

Everyone nodded.

"Well, see you all then. I need to practice." Jaune chuckled.

The End: RWBY and JNPR watch The Blood Gulch Chronicles

This is the first chapter with a title thats not an episode title. Also I made an RTAA reference with the Yang boyfriend story. I forgot which one but Miles talks about what he'll do if he has a daughter.

Sorry if the reactions were a little less...there wasn't much for them to react to sometimes without it just being filler. I also didn't really know how to end it well. Please criticize and point out mistakes!

Plans for future fics as of now

Fic 2 will start with Recovery 1 and end with season 8 finale

Fic 3 will start with Season 9 ep 1 and end with season 10 finale

Fic 4 will start with the Season 11 ep 1 and end with season 13 finale

Fic 5 will be all of season 14

Fic 6? If I decide to do the infamous Shisno paradox. Infamous in my mind because I hate everything about it. I've ranted about it before and won't again in authors notes.

Fics after that? Who knows. I love all the support I've gotten, just holy fuck you guys have been amazing. I hope you all stick with me to the end of this fic saga! This fic has grown so much and it's all thanks to you.

My offer for someone to draw a cover photo for this fic still stands and will stand until someone does so remember that!

And Finally, I read every review even, it doesn't matter how late you are to the party.

Until next time- RedSpartan now known as CeruleanLancer