A Witch's Shinobi
Summary;
She was called a Freak by her relatives.
He was called monster by the villagers.
This two outcast met one fateful evening and never separated. However, the danger of Akatsuki and Orochimaru forced Naruto Uzumaki and Mika Hibikaze to separate for a while in order for the boy's Training Journey of Three years.
Unfortunately, when the Wizarding world forcefully summoned Mika Hibikaze formely known as Michaela Lillian Potter, hell broke loose.
Unknown to the idiots of the Wizarding World, the Jinchuuriki of the strongest Biju, Kyuubi no Yoko. . the Nine Tailed Fox, have chosen Mika as his mate and the ones who ripped her away from the blonde will suffer. Painfully.
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Green meets Blue
Training Ground 44,
Forest of Death, Konoha
Empty emerald green eyes stared at the large Tiger in front of her. The white and orange Tiger was wearing a black sleeveless coat with a large cleaver like sword strap on his back.
"Your eyes is too empty, shoujo (girl)" the Tiger spoke as he continued to have a staring contest with her. "You poor, poor thing. How old are you now?"
"Seven, sir." The tiny girl swimming on her cousin's very large cast off shirt and pants replied. She blinked and adjusted the large eyeglasses that was taped on the middle from being broken too many times. "Who are you?"
"My name is Gunzo, Cub. The newly instated Head of the Tiger Summon Clan." Gunzo told her as he used a paw to pet the girl's chopped messy hair. He smirked when he saw a faint spark on those empty emerald eyes.
But his golden eyes narrowed when she flinch on the contact.
"It's nice to be your acquaintance, Mr. Gunzo." She tilted her head and raised her hand. The Tiger summon raised an eyebrow (they can do that?!) and placed his paw on her open palm in a form of a handshake. "My name is Mika even if my Aunt calls me Freak."
"Mika is a lovely name. Never call yourself a Freak." Gunzo told her before lowering himself. "Climb. I will take you to the humans,"
"Are you going to bring me in the orphanage?"
"To the leader of the Village, Cub. He would know what to do with you. But before that. . . I want you to sign your name here using your blood."
The seven year old girl just blinked and wrote her name on the scroll which the talking Tiger had given to her.
Hibikaze Mika (Michaela Lillian Potter-Peverel)
"Why Hi-bi-kaze?" she asked. "What does it mean? It sounds foreign."
"It suits you, Cub." Gunzo replied as he made sure Mika rode his back properly. "Hibikaze means Daily Wind. You are having a new life here in Konoha."
"Okay," she whispered softly. Her hold on his fur is gentle but secure. "Will I see you again?"
"You won't get rid of us now, Cub. You are now our summoner. I will visit you once you settle in order to teach you." The Summon Boss started in a slow jog before zipping out of the forest. Mika's laughter could be heard all over the forest, much to the shock of a certain purple haired Kunoichi.
I may not know the reasons why he chosen me as your Guardian but I will do my best to take care of you, Cub. Gunzo promised.
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Hokage Tower,
You could say having a Summon Boss visit the Hokage Tower is definitely not a normal everyday occurrence . . . even if Shinobi's are usually. . . bat shit insane.
And the said Summon Boss is just on his six feet height in oppose of his original ten story built.
Mika was now fast asleep on the couch, hugging a Tiger stuff toy.
"Tiger Boss Summon Gunzo." Sandaime Hokage—Sarutobi Hiruzen glance upon his guest. "My name is Sarutobi Hiruzen, the Third Hokage of Konoha. I take the child with you is your summoner?"
"Indeed. Mika is an outsider. I want a favor that you would take care of her." Gunzo decide to be straight to the point. "I do want her to be raised with my Clan, however, it would be beneficial for an heavily abused girl to be brought by humans."
"How old is she? Five?"
"Seven." Even the hidden ANBU gasped in shock. "She was abused ever since her parents died when she was fifteen months old. According to Master, The Cub is placed on her mother's relatives and been groomed to be a slave ever since she could reach the stove. Mika-chan was half dead when he appeared and took her away from that place. In addition, a set of Barbaric Blood Wards is using her very own Chakra and life force as its Anchor. And oh, we already removed the leech killing her slowly so no more worries."
"Mika-chan is not a Jinchuuriki, isn't she?" Hiruzen asked, wanting to be sure.
"Her choice if she wants. Her body is more than capable of being a vessel just like the Uzumaki Clan. . " Gunzo's golden eyes glared at the old man."But that does not mean you use her as another sacrifice for the Greater Good. Master loves her so much that he will not hesitate to slaughter this village if someone think of using her as another Jinchuuriki Vessel without her consent."
"I understand." The Sandaime pulled out some scrolls. "May I know her name?"
"I named her Hibikaze Mika. The cub knew her true name. The only time she would need to use it is when she get married." Gunzo replied. "And oh, we already added the language in her brain. That girl is very, very good in learning languages. She immediately learned our tongue just hearing me for the first ten minutes."
"Oh? We had a very promising kunoichi if she pursue our path." Hiruzen stood up and approached the sleeping girl.
Who opened her emerald green eyes which glowed in power.
The same empty eyes a certain blonde held.
"JIJI!" Speak of the devil and he shall appear, a blonde missile came barreling inside the office. He had a mop of spiky golden hair, sapphire blue eyes that shone happiness and excitement. Three whisker marks adorned his cheeks giving him a cute look.
He was wearing an . . orange jumpsuit.
"For the love of who's holy! That's too much orange!" Gunzo exclaimed, a paw is placed over his eyes as Mika sat up from the couch, watching the scenario with mild interest on her Emerald eyes.
"Oi! I love orange!" the boy shouted, making Mika wince in sheer volume. "Who are you. .. and the Tiger is TALKING, DATTEBAYO!"
"Naruto-kun, please lower your voice. You are hurting Mika-chan's ears," the Sandaime said motioning the girl who was now hiding behind Gunzo's back.
"Oh, I'm so sorry!" Naruto bounded towards her ignoring Gunzo who was blinking in the sheer stupidity of the blonde. Did no one told him approaching a summoner with her Summons out is a big no-no?! "My name is Uzumaki Naruto! I will be the Future Hokage, believe it!"
Mika, meanwhile, stared at the tan hand reaching for her. A few seconds later, she shyly accepted it.
"Hibi . .kaze. . Mika," she whispered as she took a step away from Gunzo. "Its nice to be your acquaintance, Mr. Naruto?"
"It should be Mr. Uzumaki, Mika-chan. In here, you will speak your last name before your First like you did." Gunzo explained. "And usually, you should either say Please take care of me rather than be your acquaintance. We are not in a business meeting, cub. You could, however, call him Naruto-kun if he permits."
"Mika-chan can call me by my name, I don't mind, 'ttebayo!" the blonde interject as he gently pulled Mika towards his side. "May I know what are you doing here?" Her hand is so soooft!
"Onii-sama saved me." She replied.
Naruto looked at Hiruzen for more information but the old man shook his head.
"Naruto-kun, if you want to learn more about Mika-chan, you should allow her to tell you once she is ready." The Sandaime told his surrogate grandson.
The blonde only took one look at the raven haired girl before nodding in understanding.
"Are you going to send me in an orphanage?" Mika asked, unconsciously entwining her fingers along Naruto's.
"Eh?! But the Matron is so bad, Jiji!" Naruto complained. "What about mine?! My apartment is big enough for the two of us, I think!"
"Won't your Guardians complain?" Gunzo asked.
"I live alone so its not a problem."
While they are talking, Mika's eyes landed on the large portrait in the room. Her eyes focused on the blonde with a soft smile then glance on Naruto.
Then back again on the portrait.
Hugging her stuff toy on her chest, no one noticed that her once emerald eyes flashed into amethyst before returning on its original color.
"I. . I do not mind living with Naruto-kun." She spoke softly. "I know my way around household chores and I know how to cook."
"Yatta!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Oh well, since Mika-chan already decided herself. Now then, we shall have the standard asylum protocol do to first." The Sandaime said before ruffling the kid's heads. He did noticed when Mika flinched so he immediately removed his hand.
"Protocol, Jiji?" Naruto asked in curiosity.
"Asylum Protocol is the standard procedure in accepting new people moving into Konoha, Naruto-kun." Hiruzen explained. "First is a background check. Gunzo-san already gave that so it's done. Second is a medical checkup in order to know if the people coming are free of deadly disease. Lastly, a visit in T and I department which ISN'T needed. At All. Since we are dealing with a seven year old civilian."
"In short, Mika-chan only needs to go to the hospital?"
"Indeed, Naruto-kun."
"About her allowance, Master already asked me to give it to Mika-chan every Saturday so she had funds already. Her Trust Fund is enough that she would live along Naruto-kun rather comfortably. She came from a wealthy family, after all." Gunzo informed them.
"Money and heirlooms are useless if you are the only one left in your family," Mika walked towards the windows after letting go of Naruto's hand.
She does not understand but she felt empty letting him go. . looking upon the view of the Hokage Monument, she raised her hand trying to catch a petal flying around. "I just . . don't want to be alone. . "
"Mika-chan. . ."Naruto uttered. She's lonely like me . . "Don't worry! I will be with you so you won't be alone anymore, dattebayo!"
Mika harshly turned around and faced him. She could feel the sincerity of the blonde's words that made her smile a bit.
"Is that so. . " raising her pale hand towards Naruto, the boy accepted it. "Please take care of me, Naruto-kun."
"Sure I will, 'ttebayo!"
Unknown to the two kids, Magic already made sure of that.
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Medic Nin Kirigaya Kazumi start her day fine. Giving mandatory check-ups for the Shinobi's, tying stubborn morons or drugging them like Maito Gai, running after injured ANBU's who would not stay the fuck on the bed.
You know, the usual.
She was also one of the personal doctors of the Kyuubi Jinchuriki and the personal medic of the Yondaime Hokage, Minato Namikaze. For that reason, she knew that Naruto-kun is the offspring of her crush.
(Too bad the Blondaime is head over heels in love with his wife, Kushina Uzumaki.)
So when the ANBU appeared on her office and ask for her presence along her medical kit, she almost went to panic mode. Questions ran through her mind.
Did someone ambushed Naru-chan yet again? Did that ball of sunshine had an accident? Oh my God, Minato-sama would have my head in the next life if something happens to his son! Forget Blondaime, think of Kushina-san! The Bloody Habanero would kill her over and over again!
So when she was taken to the Hokage Office and saw Naruto-kun speaking softly (oh my God, is this real?) to a very small child hugging a Tiger stuff toy, which is half of her size.
Trained caramel eyes immediately catalogue what she saw.
Messy short black hair that seems never been washed for at least three days and used some shampoo, pale skin which is swallowed by a very large shirt which the girl is swimming into. Sweatpants that was too baggy for her held by a thin rope on her waist. On her neck were chubby fingers which were now turning black and blue like she was strangle.
All in all, she could see the girl is heavily abused. . and malnourish.
"Kirigaya-san, thank you for coming." The Sandaime approach the brunette. "May you checked Mika-chan for more injuries?"
"Of course, Hokage-sama." She replied before turning towards the couch.
"Kazumi-chan! You're the one going to check Mika-chan?!" Naruto asked, still holding Mika's hand. The Medic Nin coo internally at the cute sight.
"Yes, Naru-chan. Who's your friend?" Kazumi asked as she went to her knees.
"My name is Hibikaze Mika, its nice to meet you, Doctor." The girl said as she was about to stand up. However, Kazumi stopped her.
"Same, Mika-chan. My name is Kirigaya Kazumi and I am a Medic Ninja." She said as her hand channeled the green healing chakra. "I will use this in or—"
Mika's reaction cut her off.
The ravenette started to scream as she scampered away from the Medic Nin. Her reaction shocked them speechless.
"Mika-chan! Kazumi-chan is going to check you! You don't need to be afraid." Naruto immediately ran towards her side and hugged the panicking girl.
"The . . .The green light killed Mama and Papa! Bad man is laughing as he killed them with green light from his stick!" Mika answered as she buried her face on his orange jumpsuit.
"I never heard about a green one kill jutsu." Kazumi whispered as she stopped channeling medical chakra. However, she needed to check Mika and her trauma won't stop her for doing her duty. "Mika-chan. . ."
Terrified emerald green eyes along confused sapphire blue eyes stared at her.
"Watch." Kazumi pulled out a kunai and slashed her palm. Mika gasped and immediately ran towards the injured medic nin.
"Why—"
"I said look. Don't take your eyes off on what I am about to do, Mika-chan." She channeled some healing chakra yet again. Ignoring the raven's flinch, Kazumi placed the green coated hand on her wounded one.
The terror held by those lovely jewel eyes drained as Mika watched as the green energy, instead of cutting off Kazumi's life force, it healed her wound.
"See? This green chakra is called Medical Chakra. I'm fine and alive." The Medic Nin took the girl's hand and pressed it on her heart. "Feel that? My heart is still beating. No need to be afraid, Mika-chan."
"I-if you. . . say so." Mika allowed her to use her medical chakra to scan her body.
An hour later,
"Hokage-sama, please tell me if the Mika-chan is a Jinchuuriki like Naru-chan." Kazumi asked once an ANBU took the kids for a shopping spree for Mika's clothes and other items.
Add some ninja supplies for Naruto too.
"I'm afraid she is not, Kirigaya-san." Hiruzen replied. "What did you found out?"
"She should have been DEAD!" The medic Nin shouted. "When I scanned her, a four feet long scroll appeared on my hand. I thought nothing of it and continued my scan. However, when I learned her injuries, it's like having treating Naru-chan all over again every year!"
The Sandaime kept quiet as the Kazumi continued to rant. But when she gave her the said scroll, his breath caught on his throat.
Kazumi is right. She should have been dead with those injuries.
HIbikaze Mika Diagnostic Exam
One year old and three months- Hit by the Killing Curse which rebounded.
Two years old—broken arm
Two years and five months—three broken ribs and four fingers broken
Hiruzen stopped reading on the second year. It's like reading Naruto-kun's own Diagnostic Exams! And to be honest, how did Mika-chan survived those things? By Chakra? He didn't know Chakra could do that. Sure, several could heal themselves but the level of injuries the seven year old suffered made him think that a regenerative Kekkei Genkai manifested upon the young girl.
"I need a Hyuuga to see her chakra coils." the old man said as he eyed the ANBU Guard on the room. "Tell Hiashi Hyuuga that I want to see him in an hour."
"Hai, Hokage-sama!" ANBU Falcon replied.
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Mika is marveling the small stall where Naruto pulled her for lunch after their shopping. She was now wearing a lovely emerald green dress that reach her knees as the Beauty Salon ANBU Cat had taken them fixed her messy hair.
The once dirty hair is now clean and soft, reaching the small of her back. Uneven bangs covered her forehead, hiding the lightning bolt scar that marred the smooth skin. She never thought that this Chakra could do that. . . lengthen her hair, that is.
And oh, she had now a new pair of eyeglasses which had her proper prescription!
"Mika-chan~ what are you thinking?" Naruto asked after snapping his finger on her face.
"It's just. . this is the first time someone brought me. . . things that. . actually fit, Naruto-kun." She replied softly. "All I remember is wearing the cast offs of my whale of a cousin."
"Do you know the reason why?"
"No. All I know that Aunt Petunia hated—no—loathed my mother. I once asked about my parents and they told me that my father was a drunk and my mother is a whore who were killed in a car accident, leaving me, a good for nothing Freak which they took within the goodness of their hearts." The adults flinched on her words which sounded like recited from too much hearing.
Naruto is silent hearing some part of her past. Freak. . she was called a freak by her own relatives and grew up a bit . . similar to his own.
"Did you have any friends?"
Mika shook her head. "Naruto-kun is my first friend. . Dudley always chase my potential friends that I just stop searching for one." Hugging her stuff toy, Shou-chan, she continued. "I hope I could make friends in here. . . however, I'm content even just having you as my friend."
The blonde Jinchuuriki felt his face burned in embarrassment, much to the entertainment of Ayame and Teuchi.
"Aww, so cute! Naru-chan had such a cute girlfriend~!" Ayame cooed.
"Ayame-nee!" Naruto shouted in embarrassment, earning a small smile from Mika.
"Mika-chan, I'll leave this knuckle head on your mercy~ I hope you can rein his. . . too enthusiast activities." Ayame gently ruffled her hair, earning a blushing girl. "Here, for being a first time customer, one Miso Ramen on the house!"
"Thank you, Ayame-san." Mika replied as she accepted the bowl. Their ANBU Guard told the Ramen owners that Mika's suffering in extensive malnutrition so she could only eat small amounts of food. And since she is a foreigner, she does not know how to use chopsticks.
Ayame watched as Naruto patiently teach Mika how to use chopsticks. Glancing on her father, they smiled at the scenario.
While Teuchi remembered a similar scenario fifteen years ago. Instead of seeing a black haired girl, it was replaced with blood red accompanied by a similar sunny blonde boy.
Ahh, time sure flies so fast~
"It taste wonderful. . . I wonder if I could try my hand making this. . ramen." Mika said as she took another bite of her noodles.
"You can cook, Mika-chan?" Teuchi asked.
"Hai. Aunt taught me how to cook ever since I could reach the stove." Fear flicker on her eyes as she immediately shut her mouth.
The adults immediately noticed the shift of her mood.
"Hmm, since you can cook, can you teach me, Mika-chan? All I could cook is instant ramen!" Naruto immediately shifted the atmosphere.
"If Naruto-kun wants to learn . . I can teach you." Mika replied. "I could make English Food, however. We did brought some cook book from the book store so we can make some. . . but you need to help me translate them since they are in romanji. . not English."
"Okay, I'll help."
"Thank you."
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After lunch, Cat brought the two kids back on the Hokage Tower. Hiruzen did a double take as Kazumi squeal.
"Waaahh! Naru-chan! That fits you than your jumpsuit! So cute! Mika-chan is too cute!" the Medic Nin had hearts on her eyes.
"Is it really shocking, Jiji?" Naruto asked as he looked on his clothes. He was wearing an orange long sleeves underneath a black hooded shirt with uzumaki swirl on each shoulder blade. It was partnered with black cargo pants with three orange pockets on each side with two metal chain belts looped on each side. On his feet are a pair of shinobi sandals.
"Who convince you to shed the jumpsuit?" the Sandaime asked.
"I did, Hokage-sama." Mika replied in an emotionless voice. "It took seven stores before we could buy some clothes. I do not know why but their misguided loathing to Naruto-kun pisses me off."
"They always been like that. . " Naruto whispered, entwining his fingers with Mika's.
"That does not mean we should allow them stomping on you." The raven answered, her eyes flashing in amethyst.
Hiruzen decide to change the subject.
"Mika-chan," the kids stared at him. "Beside me is Hiashi Hyuuga, the Head of the Hyuuga Clan. I would want him to check your chakra coils to see if they have some damage."
"Merry met, Hyuuga-sama." The two spoke in unison along with a proper bow, making Gunzo nodded in approval.
A flash of respect and approval appeared on the Clan Head's white eyes.
"I am here to see your coils, Hibikaze-san. Uzumaki-san, please move a bit and take the Toy for a while." Hiashi said.
Mika sigh and gave Shou-chan to Naruto who took a couple of steps away from the girl. She clasp her hands on her lap and stared at the Hyuuga Head head on.
"Byakugan!" Mika flinched seeing the veins bulging on Hiashi's face. The adults understood her reaction since this is the first time she saw someone like the Hyuuga.
Hiashi checked her chakra coils. His eyes narrowed as he saw yes, she had already unlocked her chakra coils. . . they are actually mature for someone of her age like a certain blonde. What caught his attention is the core behind her heart which is a different power source other her chakra coils.
And. . . is that a block? He could clearly see at least five sickly colored thread wrapping on her heart core and he was itching to cut them off.
"Her chakra coils are similar to Uzumaki-san. However, she had a hidden core behind her heart which needed to be freed. I saw five blocks wrapping around it and I do not want to know what would happen if they are left un attended." Hiashi reported.
"Can you remove those blocks, Hyuuga-sama?" Kazumi asked.
"I can, Kirigaya-san. But it will be painful."
"I do not mind the pain.'' Mika commented, gripping her skirt. "Please take them off, Hyuuga-sama."
"Training Ground Seventeen." Hiruzen said.
"Hai!"
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Arriving in the abandoned training ground, Mika closed her eyes as she readied herself. Opening them, she nodded at Hiashi who activated his Byakugan yet again.
Taking a deep breath, Mika didn't flinch when the Hyuuga Head cut off her blocks.
At first, nothing happened until pain immediately ran through her veins. She bit her lip, containing her screams of pain as she clutch her chest. Pained soft whimpers only escaped her lips, making the adults respect her pain tolerance.
However, when she felt the last block snap off, Mika let out a pained scream that made everyone flinch as her magic rush out, being freed for the first time.
The backslash of the blocks leveled the whole training ground. Mika was left lying on the middle of the crater, a pair of large black and violet butterfly wings attached her back as ice spread through the ground.
"Mika-chan!" Naruto freed himself from the ANBU's grip and ran towards his friend. "Mika-chan! Mika-chan! Wake up!" he gently shook her awake.
Mika weakly opened her eyes. Her once emerald green eyes are now bright violet. With the help of the blonde, she sat up as her wings vanished.
"Mika-chan, are you okay?"
"I. . . feel great, actually. A bit weak but okay." She tried to shrug but end up wincing. "I never knew I was cold for so long. . . it feels so warm and fuzzy."
"Mika-chan . ." Naruto whispered as he gently cradle her in his arms. Kazumi and Hiashi landed beside them, and they checked the young girl.
"Chakra exhaustion. Along her core behind her heart. I suggest Mika-chan to be confined to the hospital for a week just to be sure." Kazumi said after pulling her hand away from Mika's forehead.
"Her blocks are completely removed so we do not have anything to worry about." Hiashi added.
"Good." Hiruzen commented. "Let's take her to the hospital. Kazumi, you are going to watch her."
"Hai, Hokage-sama."
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Two days later,
"Mika-chan!" Naruto called out once he arrived on her private room after classes.
"Welcome back, Naru-kun." Mika greeted the blonde, marking the book about chakra control she is reading. "How was your day?"
"Its okay, Mika-chan! I hope you can finally join me in the Academy." Naruto sat down on the chair beside her bed. "Iruka-sensei said he would visit you later! He wanted to meet you after his shift on the Mission Room."
"Iruka-sensei? The teacher who is the only one who can catch you after pulling a prank?" the raven smiled softly as Naruto climb on her bed and snuggled on her side.
"Un! Iruka-sensei always treats me at Ichikarus, ya know?! I hope once you gotten out here, we can have ramen together!" the blonde exclaimed. "Also, I took some notes for you to read. We had Taijutsu lessons today with Mizuki-teme. He once again, paired me with Sasuke. Its so unfair, 'ttebayo. I'm not a genius like that bastard and the instructors never taught me proper forms."
Mika narrowed her eyes in anger as she gently rake her fingers on those blonde locks. Biting her lips, she wanted to help Naruto but . . . "I think Onii-sama could help you with that."
"Onii-sama?" the blonde repeated.
"Umu. He is the one who took me away from my relatives." She hugged Shou-chan. "However, I am not sure if you could see him. I have been told that he only appears in my eyes ."
"Is he a g-g-g-ghost?" Naruto stuttered.
"No. He is not." Mika cannot help but to giggle on her friend's reaction. Closing her eyes, she held his hand. "Onii-sama, we would like to speak with you, please~"
When they opened their eyes, they are not in the hospital anymore.
They are currently sitting in a large fluffy bed as Mika crawled over the large queen size bed. Reaching the rather large bundle in the middle of the bed, she poke it.
Only to be replied by a groan.
Giggling, emerald eyes met mischievous sapphire blue ones as they poke and prod the bundle until the said bundle threw the covers and tickle the shit out of Naruto who gotten caught.
"Oh, who are you? You are not my cute Mika-chan." The black haired violet eyed male who was only wearing sweatpants asked as he gotten a good look on the child he was tickling the shit out.
"I caught her!" A lovely caramel haired young woman with ocean blue eyes said as she hugged Mika who was giggling.
"Hadrian-oniisama, Setsuna-oneesama. . ." Mika called out as she freed herself from Setsuna's hold and then,
Snuggled at Naruto instead to her brother.
"Mika~! I want my hug!" Hadrian whined as he took the two giggling kids in his arms. "So~ Who wants some snacks?"
"Caramel cookies!" Mika raised her hands.
"What's caramel cookies?" Naruto asked.
Three sets of eyes stared at him in horror.
"What?! You never had caramel cookies?! They the gift of the gods next to Treacle Tart!" Hadrian exclaimed.
"No! Its Ramen, dattebayo!"
"Treacle Tart!"
"Ramen!"
Both Mika and Setsuna rolled their eyes at the boys.
"I miss you, Mika. How is my cute little sister in law?" Setsuna asked, ignoring the ongoing debate of the boys.
"I'm fine. I am currently in the hospital for observation since they removed the blocks in my core." The younger girl replied. "They also fixed my hair. Look, they're longer now."
"I see. But longer hair suits you like this," Setsuna touched those wavy black locks which grew past her knees. Summoning a hair brush and a pair of cute emerald green ribbons, she start braiding Mika's hair into twin tails.
Glancing on the mirror, Mika gasped as she saw her new hairstyle.
"I love it, Onee-sama! I'm going to keep it!"
The Caramel haired woman let out a squeal and hugged the raven chibi.
"Ohmygod!ohmygod!ohmygod! Too cute!" Setsuna tickle the shit out of her while Hadrian and Naruto are having a wrestling on the other side of the bed.
"Waah! Tsuna-neesama, stop!" Mika shouted, laughing her ass out as she tried to crawl away. "Onii-sama, save me! Naru-kun!"
Hadrian and Naruto stopped their wrestling before pouncing the girls.
Sheer laughter and happiness filled the once quiet Peverel Manor.
0000
"So, it seems that Naru-kun's education is being sabotage juuust because of sheep mentality?" Setsuna summarized the whole scenario while they are having breakfast (its early morning in England while its already late afternoon in Konoha)consist of waffles, omelets and some salad. "Just how ignorant are they?" she added in a deadpan voice.
" Ignorant enough to blame an innocent baby who is the only one protecting them." Hadrian replied as he drank his coffee. Violet eyes watched his cute little sister comforting Naruto who finally knew why the Villagers hated his very existence.
"NARU-KUN IS Naru-kun! I do not care if he had a fox on his gut or whatever!" Mika exclaimed as she hugged the blonde. "I may just met Naru-kun two days ago but he is important to me like Onii-sama, Onee-sama and Gunzo-sama!"
Naruto faced his friend. Seeing her crying for him and announcing he is one of her precious people made his eyes watered.
"Mika-chan. . ."
"Naru-kun, everything will be okay. You promised me you will be in my side, right?" Mika gave him a watery smile. "Then, allow me to be with you. As long as Naru-kun wants me, I will stay in your side forever."
Hadrian felt his eyebrow twitch as his sister complex kicked into full gear. Setsuna, meanwhile, immediately held her husband before he do something drastic.
"Hadrian, no." Setsuna whispered harshly on his ear. "Remember the reason why we allow her to live in Konoha!"
The raven haired man closed his eyes when he remembered the reason why. Sighing, he opened his violet eyes and drank his remaining coffee dry.
"Thanks for reminding me."
The brunette rolled her eyes. "Maah, you will be lost without me, anyway,"
"Lost in the way of life," Mika stage whispered to Naruto before dragging the blonde away. "I want a baby niece!"
The couple froze before both blushed.
"Currently working on it, Brat!" Hadrian shouted, much to the mortification of Setsuna.
"Work harder, Onii-sama!" Setsuna's face now resembles a ripe tomato.
"Sure thing!" the raven male cackle in glee as he watched his wife speechless before pouncing the said wife.
"B-B-Baka Hari! Not here, you pervert!" Setsuna's voice rang on the dining hall as the kids ran towards the library. "Ha-Harri—aah!"
Soft giggles and moaning filled the air.
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Naruto watched Mika grab some thick tomes from the library. A maid is following them around. Sapphire blue eyes wander on each titles until they landed on a thin text.
Fuuinjutsu for beginners, written by Uzumaki Arashi.
Curious, he picked up the said book, sat on a table and opened it. The chibi blonde thought he would get bored but ten minutes later, he is fully immerse on his reading.
"Naru-kun, what are you reading?" Mika asked, sitting beside him holding a thick book titled Fantastic Beast and Where to Find Them by Newt Scamander.
"Fuuinjutsu, Art of Sealing, dattebayo." Naruto replied, his eyes never leaving the pages of the book.
"You are an Uzumaki, right? I think Onii-sama had a family tapestry somewhere. . Oh, I know! We can asked him to brew us an A Family Tree potion later. .. once they are not busy. Anyhow, not important as of now. I hope I would know when Onii-sama would start teaching us. Me with Magic and you in Chakra." The ravenette said knowing that her friend isn't listening anymore.
When Naruto didn't reply, she just rolled her eyes and opened her book. A large smile adorned her cute face when the first thing she saw fascinated her.
Its all about Dragons.
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When Hiruzen visited the two on the hospital accompanied by Umino Iruka, they were greeted with a cute sight.
Both Mika and Naruto are on the bed, sleeping soundly. Two sets of books are placed on the bedside table with a note each, noting whose books are they. Hiruzen approached the book and with an raised eyebrow, saw that one pile were Fuuinjutsu Beginners book while Mika's own pile were all about this Magical Education.
"Should we wake them up, Hokage-sama?" Iruka asked. "I think Mika-san needs more rest."
"Even so, it is almost dinner time, Umino-san." Kazumi replied as she and a nurse, Mayumi-san—appeared with a trolley. "Mika-chan needs to drink her medicine. Greetings, Hokage-sama."
"Kazumi-san, Mayumi-san." The Sandaime greeted the two medic nins.
Because of the noise, Mika and Naruto woke up. Yawning, Mika buried her head on Naruto's chest, feeling cuddly all of the sudden. However, sensing a new chakra signature, she blinked and gingerly sat up, taking the drooling blonde with her.
"Naru-kun, we had a visitor." She spoke softly.
"Jiji and Iruka-sensei. . ." Naruto said as he sat up and stretched. "Where's my book?"
"Eat first, Naru! That book won't be going anywhere, ya know?" Mika rolled her eyes, a vast improvement from the emotionless and skittish girl two days ago.
The blonde pouted. "Ugh, fine, Mika-chan!"
The young girl giggled as she poke Naruto's nose, earning an annoyed look from the said blonde.
The scene made the Hokage raised an eyebrow. I heard Itachi-kun used to poke his younger brother in the forehead, according to Shisui-kun. He thought. "Mika-chan, meet Umino Iruka, he is Naruto-kun's Academy Teacher. Iruka-kun, meet Hibikaze Mika, our new resident and Naruto-kun's roommate."
"Hello, Mika-chan. Its nice to meet you," Iruka said as he raised his hand gently and gave her a soft pat on the head. The Hokage told him that Mika is an abused child so he is waaay too careful.
"Likewise, Iruka-sensei." Mika replied warmly. "Thank you for taking care of Naru-kun all this year's~"
Iruka felt his jaw dropped at the very polite answer. His head whip towards Naruto who was clueless on his Teacher's reaction.
"Oh dear, how did you befriend such polite girl, Naruto-kun?"
"Oh, its simple really." The blonde replied as his sapphire blue eyes stared at his own black ones. His smile resembles him too much.
"I just promised I won't leave Mika-chan alone in her life.."
"Anyway, what's for dinner? I was suddenly craving for some spaghetti." Mika changed the subject and shook her head. Only Iruka and Naruto noticed her eyes flashed into violet for a second before finally noticing the Hokage. "Good evening, Hokage-sama, Kazumi-san, Mayumi-san. Did someone saw my glasses?"
Naruto grabbed the green eyeglasses case with tiger sticker beside him and gave it to her. "Thanks, Naru-kun."
"You're welcome, Mika-chan."
"Anyway, I brought some ramen from Ichikaru's. I hope you will get well soon, Mika-chan. Ayame-san and Teuchi-san sends their get well wishes to you." Iruka placed the bag full of ramen take-outs on the table.
"Thank you, Iruka-sensei. You should not have bothered. . ." Mika said as the scarred Chuunin placed a small bowl of beef ramen in front her.
"No worries, as long as you help me rein this knuckle head when he goes around pranking, its fine." Iruka answered as Naruto let out an indignant 'Hey' which earned them a laugh.
"If Iruka-sensei wishes to, I have no problem. However, I make no promises in joining once the mood strikes." The kids shared a giggle when the adults paled.
"OH HELL NO!"
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A week later,
"Na~ru~to~" Mika slowly drawled in a singsong voice once she was inside Naruto's two room apartment.
"Mika-chan, I'M SO SORRY . . .!" The Jinchuriki wailed, hugging his best friend's waist.
Gunzo, Hiruzen and Iruka watched in undisguised glee as she scolded the blonde softly about keeping his house clean or at least. . presentable.
". . . now, help me clean up. Mooh, how troublesome." Mika shook her head in exasperation as she produced a stick of all things and was about to flick it.
"Mika-chan! Harri-niisan said no magic until later next week, 'ttebayo!" Naruto reminded her.
"Oh, thanks for reminding me. Now, let's do it manually." The raven start picking up the empty ramen cups and threw them inside a trash bag. Her moves are precise and swift, leaving the corner she is cleaning clean and sparkling.
Naruto followed her lead as Iruka decided to help along Gunzo. The Sandaime also wanted to help but Mika pushed him in the sofa and served some tea.
"No, Senior Citizens should be more careful. Shinobi or not, you are now old, Nonno." Mika said in her soft voice. She might ignored the gawking of Iruka, the hidden four ANBU Guards and the roaring laughter of Gunzo and Naruto. "Speaking of which, since Nonno is already a Senior Citizen, did you already received your monthly pension?"
The impromptu general cleaning took them the whole day. Mika is the one who cook both lunch and dinner after slamming the cupboard rather loudly, writing a foot long grocery list and politely asked the ANBU hanging on the window (ANBU Horse) to buy them after dropping a bagful of coins on the said ANBU. When checked, the man almost fainted when he saw they are real gold coins.
"Galleons are gold coins, sickles are silvers and knuts are bronze. The Galleons are highest followed by sickles then knuts. They are the currency in my Trust Fund." The young girl told them. "Nee, Gunzo-sama, how much did Onii-sama gave you?" she turned towards the napping summon.
"ten thousand galleons. The bag is bottomless anyway." The said Summon Boss replied after a jaw breaking yawn.
"Ten thousand? One galleon is worth of one hundred fifty ryo. That means my weekly allowance is One point five million ryo. . ." Mika scratched her head. "I need to put half of them on the bank. Its too much even with the overprice goods those pathetic mongrels sells to Naru-kun."
As Mika being a foreigner, Iruka volunteered on teaching the seven year old Kanji since the alphabet she knew is waaaay different. While in writing, Mika forced Naruto to learn her own language so the blonde could speak to her in private.
Not that Naruto complains. He likes listening to Mika's voice since the young girl is a genius, she could clearly and much easier explains what the subject the said blonde struggles on. And since they have a private tutoring from Hadrian and Setsuna, their knowledge expanded.
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It took three months before Mika finally convinced Naruto to visit his. . . tenant.
"I already told you, Naru-kun is Naru-kun. I do not care if you had a giant fox sealed on your tummy or you are a human sacrifice." Mika told him when Naruto voiced his fear. Entwining their fingers, she pressed her forehead on his. "You promised you will stay by my side forever. I will do the same, Bakaruto. You are precious to me, ya know?"
"I'm sorry on doubting you, Mika-chan. . ." Nauto murmured. "You know, I thought you would be so skittish since. . . the trauma you have."
"I thought so, actually." Mika admitted as they fell on the bed. "However, Orange said you are important to me, so is Iruka-sensei, Nonno, Kazumi-chan and Mayumi-chan. I don't know why but I feel safe with you . . . I . . like this feeling, Naru-kun."
"Likewise, Mika-chan." The two pressed their foreheads together then closed their eyes.
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Opening their eyes, Mika gave her best friend a deadpan look while Naruto scratch his head.
"A sewer." The raven haired girl drawled silkily. "My oh my, I never peg you having such a dirty mind, Naru-kun."
"How does it became my fault, Mika-chan? And for your information, I do not have a dirty mind, 'ttebayo!" Naruto pouted as he noticed the ankle deep water. Glancing on Mika, he saw her shiver in disgust.
"I want a very thorough shower after this." The young summoner dragged him towards the hall. "Might as well follow the way."
"Indeed."
It took forever to reach the location of the seal. It was a large carven like cage where a sleeping (?) monster of orange currently is.
"He is biiiiig." Naruto commented.
"He looks like a cute fluffy bunny." Mika said.
"I do not look like a cute bunny !" The Kyuubi no Yoko roared after hearing her comment. "I am the great Kyuubi no Yoko, the strongest of the Bijus!"
"Really? With those ears, I beg to differ."
"You insolent braaaaat!"
It might be a shock but Mika is actually a sarcastic bitch (a random civilian said after earning a cold tongue lashing form the raven for speaking bad things at Naruto.) when the mood strikes. Her poker face which rivals Itachi Uchiha is legendary along her Cold Charisma where she could insult any one she wanted and the morons could never thought that she is insulting them.
Insults she lovingly wrapped inside praises.
"Mika-chan, please don't bait him anymore." Naruto pleaded as the two continue to threw insults on each other. "BOTH OF YOU, STOP!"
"Fine,/Hmp," Mika and Kyuubi replied.
"Well then, we came here to see you, Kyuubi." The blonde turned towards the Biju.
"I was actually waiting for you to arrive. The seal is too tight for me to contact you, brat." Kyuubi laid his head over his paws, staring at the two kids. "I never thought I would see you as a scrawny brat, Himegimi."
"Himegimi?" Mika tilted her head in confusion. "Do I know you?"
The fox let out a rumbling laugh.
"I know you, Himegimi. You might not remember me yet so is the brat but you will remember. Maybe not today but soon." Kyuubi then looked at his Jinchuuriki. "Same as you, Naruto Namikaze. But your training will start now. I refuse having you weak again and sabotaged."
"Who am I to reject such offer?" Naruto smiled softly before giving the Biju a polite bow. "Thank you for the offer."
"Oh, it appears having Himegimi early on your life is quite beneficial, indeed." Kyuubi shook his head in amusement. "Of you having manners."
"Oi! That's below the belt, furball!"
"Its true, brat. You only learned appropriate manners when you are fourteen and that's when Mika-chan hammering them on your head by freezing your balls so is the Uchiha."
"Not a bad idea." Mika shrugged her shoulders as Naruto stared at her in disbelief. "Did you came from the future, Kyuubi-sama? By your words. . especially when you slip Naru-kun's age, it appears so."
"Indeed I am. Are you going to ask?"
"It is your choice if you would tell us. I have no reason to force you."
"Correct answer." Kyuubi stared at the two kids. "I shall contact the two of you later. Himegimi, you should check yours. My brother is waiting for you."
"Well then, I won't make him wait any longer, Kyuubi-sama."
"Call me Kurama." The Biju let out a sigh. "Take care of this idiot, will you? He is needed so my favorite kit would be born twenty years from now."
"Okay," both Naruto and Mika replied before they are kicked out of the mindscape.
"You know, its not that bad, Naru-kun."
"I do agree."
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Two Months later,
"I'm bored." Mika said as she closed the book she is reading.
"Is the subject not interesting enough, Mika-chan?" Hiruzen asked curiously, looking from the letter he is working on.
"The subject of flower arranging is quite interesting but no, even if I am named after a flower." The raven replied before hiding her book inside her bag. "Naru-kun is still in school so. . . its kind of boring."
"How about you take a walk? I have my ANBU watching you from afar."
"Okay, Nonno. I really didn't spend my time outside."
This six months is been good for her. . . along with Naruto. The two scrawny kids are now gaining healthy weight as Hadrian is the one who is supplying their food. A house elf named Candy—A Peverel Elf—is also taking care of them.
(The poor elf is so confused why her Missy Mika won't allow her to cook their meals. Mika just explained that cooking is her hobby along gardening—which is a joint effort with Naruto. After that, they allowed Candy to do the other chores which the elf happily tended to.
Especially disposing ROOT operatives. She's very skillful on that. Hail House Elf Magic.)
Mika furrowed her eyebrows remembering those terrible tasting potions Gunzo always forces on their throats. Sure, they are needed, specially Nutrition Potions but hell, their taste should be illegal!
(Kazumi was actually spreading the misery by giving the Konoha Shinobi's amputees skelegrow potions. And we knew how bad that fucking potion tastes and feels like.)
Pushing her eyeglasses up on her eyes, Mika noticed he arrived on the Mission Room. Taking a peek inside, she could see various of Jounins along with their genin teams, and Chuunins taking care of the paperwork.
Her eyes landed on the haggard looking Chuunin.
"Ruru-chan?"
Umino Iruka rubbed his temple as his chocolate eyes landed on the cute girl calling him.
"Oh, Mika-chan." He exclaimed, as the girl clad in a cute yellow dress wearing a green bag pack tried to climb on the table. "What are you doing here?"
"I was taking a walk, Ruru-chan." Mika replied before poking his nose, a habit she created when she was about to scold or lecture someone. "You should be taking a break."
Iruka let out a soft laugh and ruffled her hair braided into a bun. "Unfortunately, I still have three hours before my shift ends, Mika-chan."
"You are about to collapse along the others." She pointed out.
"Its okay. Today is pretty tame actuall—" Iruka was cut off when Mitarashi Anko punched a random Jounin, who hit another Jounin. The said poor moron was slammed on a female Jounin who was carrying a scroll which flew around. The said scroll hit another Jounin who light it with fire . . .
All in all, chaos.
"Pretty tame, huh?" Mika said in a deadpan voice as she saw her favorite Chuunin having a full migraine. "Oh well."
Brandishing her newly created wand—Elder Mist wand with four cores complicated enough to be remembered—she flick it and stunned the Jounins.
Only one manage to evade those stunners.
"Now, please behave."
"Why I never thought of throwing stunners around is beyond me," Iruka moaned.
"That means you are stressed beyond reason, Ruru-chan. What you need is old fashioned full body massage and a night in a hotsprings." Mika said as she dragged and placed the stunned Jounins in a corner. Once she is finished, she pulled a sealing scroll from her bag, and activated it.
Revealing a beautifully made chocolate cake and some coffee.
"Here, have some snacks."
To say, she now had the adults worshipping her for her baked goodies.
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Uchiha Sasuke woke up with a start.
Eyes with fully matured Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan and Rinnegan met the dark ceiling of the supposed to be destroyed Uchiha Apartments.
"What the fuck happened?!" he thought as he carefully sat up from the bed. The entire room looked like the one he had before he left Konoha—
Looking on his right arm, he sighed.
Looks like he came back to the past, huh? Sasuke hit his head on the bed. Its either Mika or the Dobe's fault.
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Somewhere, a raven and a blonde sneezed.
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However, brooding won't do any good to him. Its tried and tested.
Good thing he could deactivate both Rinnegan and Sharingan.
Sasuke decided to fix himself and plan his next move since he is not sure if Mika remembers or if she is in Konoha. The Dobe is fifty-fifty and he has no clue if even Shikamaru remembers.
And Itachi. . . we should not forget about brother dearest. He needs his older brother especially when the Dobe took his sister's chastity.
Again.
(Let's just say he was traumatized having the luck of walking on those two on the Hokage Office, with Mika chained on the chair.)
An insane and dark laughter filled the apartment, much to the horror of a passing ANBU.
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Naruto felt such dark shivers ran through his spine.
"What the hell was that, 'ttebayo?!"
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Mika rolled her eyes when she saw the orange bento box sitting innocently on the table two days later.
"Naru-kun forgot his lunch box." Picking up the said box, she sealed it along two other lunch boxes. "Good, I need a reason to visit the academy."
"Really, Mika-chan?" Raiden, her personal Tiger summon and Gunzo's third son. . . who is young enough to be her partner. "Why is that?"
"Naru-kun does not want me to see Sasuke. He was a bit afraid I would fall for his brooding." Mika replied in amusement. "Silly Naru."
(Actually, she is just bored.)
Raiden jumped on her shoulders as a purple slug with six black tipped tails raised his head from Mika's hair. The said Slug had the same shade as her hat so he was hardly noticed.
Saiken, the Rokubi Biju. . . or rather, his other version, that is.
Flashback,
"Kurama-sama said we should visit my own mindscape." Mika said once they are having dinner, a few days after they first spoke to the Fox. "I would like to do it now, honestly."
"I shall accompany you then," Naruto replied, cutting any arguments.
"Of course you will."
After dinner, they closed their eyes and pressed their foreheads together.
When they opened their eyes, they are greeted by the a sea of white Lilies.
In the middle of the flower field is a giant slug bearing six tails.
"Saiken, the sixth biju." Mika murmured.
Beady eyes met her emerald ones. Unlike the Kyuubi, Rokubi has no chains or collar whatsoever.
"Michaela," colorful bubbles added on the background. "I am glad you are fine and healthy so are you, Naruto-kun."
"Hello, Saiken-sama." The two greeted him.
"So it appears you two haven't remember yet." Saiken bow his head down to meet the kids face. "Even so, its nice to see you two again."
"Does this makes me a Jinchuuriki like Naru-kun?" Mika asked. "Did my parents sealed you in me when I was a baby too?"
"Your parents," You could hear the sheer venom and distaste on the Rokubi's voice. "Did not sealed me on you, young Lady. I willingly sealed myself on you when my original Jinchuuriki, Utakata of the Mist, died."
Mika's eyes flashed into violet as a black book appeared on her hands. The said book opened its pages until it landed to the profile of Utakata.
"He is still alive. . . ?"
"Your unique bloodline made me different from the Saiken of this time. It makes us two different Biju while Kurama merely merged with his past self. And since he is a full one, he easily overtaken his past self." Saiken fully explained.
"My bloodline?"
"You are a powerful witch and your friend is a Kage. Your union produced a little terror of genius who basically resembles his grandfather. However, the future we came from is too dangerous, leaving us with no choice but to turn back." Saiken hugged them with his tails lovingly. "I already lost Utakata and Bolt. I would not allow Grandmother to destroy you once again."
"That raises too many questions even you gave us so many clues, Saiken-sama." Naruto complained as Mika kept quiet. "But atleast, you gave us some answers that the Fuzzball does not want to say."
"Kurama-sama wanted us to remember first, ya know?"
"Ehh, he could just tell us, dattebayo!"
Here, both Mika and her Biju rolled their eyes in exasperation.
End of Flashback,
In the end, same as Kurama. They both have personal tutoring's from their respective Biju's.
And just conveniently forgot to tell the Hokage about Mika's tenant. Kurama and Saiken decided it would be too dangerous if someone other than them learned that there is not one but two Konoha Jinchuuriki, hell would break lose.
Add the political bullshit too.
Checking her appearance on the mirror, Mika smiled.
She was wearing a purple T shirt partnered with black jacket with the Peverel crest on her back. Her bottom was clad with purple short shorts, white thigh high socks and a pair of black ankle boots.
Picking up her shoulder bag, Mika shrugged her shoulders seeing her magic tied her hair into her usual high twin tails.
"Now then, let's visit the Academy!"
Academy,
"Gaah! I forgot my lunch!"
"It seems your brain cells reverted back being a Dobe, Dobe."
"Hey, you also have forgotten yours so you have no say in this!" Naruto exclaimed as Sasuke rolled his eyes beside him. "Besides, as long as you have tomatoes, you're happy!"
The raven turned away with mild embarrassment.
"Ya know, you could have just called Candy to have your lunch delivered.'' Mika pointed out, sitting beside her blonde best friend.
"Really, Mika?" both boys paused. "MIKA?!"
"Chaos~" she greeted them, giggling in their antics. "I brought lunch since a certain someone have forgotten his. Good thing I was craving for Tomato related foods so I brought Lasagna."
Sasuke did not hide his dreamy look which actually scared the shit out of the blonde.
"What the hell, Teme! You're drooling!"
"Mika-chan's foods are worth drooling for, dobe!"
Mika rolled her eyes. "Okay girls, stop it, you're both pretty," she ignored the spluttering looks the boys threw at her as she laid down a blue picnic mat on the ground. "Help me here."
And they did.
"Do you remember me. . . imouto?" Sasuke asked in silence.
Naruto whip his head towards the Uchiha while Mika blinked.
Then drank her tea first.
"The middle brother which been tricked by Ita-niichan because he once said you had a female duck on your head and you thought she will lay you an egg so you can have a pet duck? That Sasu-niichan?"
They all stared at her, even Iruka followed by Shikamaru. Five seconds later, they all burst out laughing while Sasuke blushed in embarrassment while Mika just drank her tea as cool as a cucumber.
"MICHAELA! I THOUGHT WE WON'T BE TALKING ABOUT THAT!"
"Oh, did we?" emerald green eyes glitter in mischief. "My apologies, Oniichan. It slip from my mind."
That earned her a poke in the forehead. "Ow!"
"Mika-chan," Iruka called her as the trio looked at the Academy Instructor. "You made your escort worried since you vanished without trace."
"Naru-kun forgot his lunch and eating alone is kind of lonely." She admitted. "Want to join us, Iruka-sensei. . ? Shikamaru-san?"
"Nice seeing you again, hime." Shikamaru greeted her, making Iruka rose an eyebrow while Naruto passed a lunch box to the Nara heir.
"I'm glad you are making friends, Mika-chan." Iruka commented as he ruffled her hair.
"We are going to be Team, dattebayo!" Naruto exclaimed. "I'm the Seventh Hokage, Mika-chan, and Shikamaru are my advisors while Teme is my ANBU Captain!"
"I'm actually aiming on becoming the next Head Medic and Seal Mistress, Naru-kun." Mika told him.
"And being Mrs Uzumaki Naruto." Shikamaru added.
"Hell no!/Shikamaru!" the trio shouted.
"Not my sister, Nara!" Sasuke's eyes glimmer in red for a moment as he hugged the stoic girl like some stuff toy.
"Teme, let Mika-chan go!" Naruto shouted.
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes, and let her go!"
"Idiots, a lot of you." Saiken blew several bubbles towards the boys which zapped them, letting Mika go.
"GAAH! SAIKEN!"
"Mooh, troublesome." Shikamaru commented as the ravenette sat beside him. "Do you remember?"
"Bits and pieces actually." She admitted while the boys are currently wrestling on the ground and Iruka was too amused to break it. "How about you? Saiken told me we would remember gradually while the Fur ball won't talk until we do."
"I do not know how and why we are back but. . . welcome to Konoha, Hime. When are you going start wearing Uchiha crest again? You know Sasuke will be demanding you to wear them again." The Nara Heir asked.
"After he finalize the paperwork. Like what I did."
"They both hate paperwork."
"Two words, Kage Bushin."
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In the Hokage Tower, The Sandaime stiffen.
"Why do I feel that someone found out the way to battle the greatest enemy of all Kages?"
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"I just wishedthey both stop pushing their works on us."
"If they try yet again, I won't hesitate to freeze their balls, husband and brother or not, its not a reason." Mika finished her tea then glance on Naruto and Sasuke who were both dripping wet because of Saiken. "Are the two of you done on your childish squabbles?"
"Yes." The two replied as she dried them up with a flick of her wand.
Finishing their lunch, Sasuke immediately latched on her while Naruto rolled his eyes in exasperation. And since the Last Uchiha won't let her out his sight, Iruka allowed Mika as a 'guest' on his class.
Also, add to the fact she is immune to the glares of the fan girls.
"They are cockroaches." Mika commented as she sat next to Sasuke while Naruto sat on his right. Shikamaru returned to his seat next to Choji.
"Hn."
"Its always been like this because Teme is sooo cool and mysterious. " Naruto said, with complete fan girl look that made her giggle in amusement and for Sasuke to glare at him.
"Well, it do runs through the family." The emerald eye girl glance on the board.
Being in a classroom and studying with fellow classmates is kind of. . . wonderful, to be honest. Ignoring the glares thrown at her by the fan girls for being near their precious 'Sasuke-kun' is easy.
But irritating, especially the most vocal ones, Yamanaka Ino and Haruno Sakura.
"Let me get this straight that even your pea size brain could comprehend," her eyes flashed into Avada green, making the two banshee's gulp in fear. "Your precious Sasuke-kun does not want neither of your annoying affection. And do please spare our ears with your restless shrieking. Shinobi's are supposed to be quiet, not announcing where they are with the exception of Maito Gai. I do not know how they raised heiress in this place but I do know what you are doing, Heiress Yamanaka is plain disgrace on your Clan. As a Heiress like you, my private Tutor would be offended if they saw how you act in public like a lovesick fool that has no breeding."
Most Clan Heirs wince on the not so subtle insult Mika thrown, while Sasuke was cackling in amusement.
"And you!" she turned to Haruno after reducing Yamanaka into tears. "I do not give a flying fuck if you are a mere civilian. Shinobi business is not full of rainbows and sunshines. Kunoichi's had the shortest life span among the shinobi force. We, Kunoichi's do what our male counterparts cannot do and that was seduction."
Walking towards the black board, Iruka moved and allowed her lecture.
"Fan girls are useless in battle field. They are .. most often not, are cannon fodders to the highest degree. Diet? We burn calories when performing jutsus. The Akamichi's had it on their blood line making them pleasantly pump add to the fact they used their fat as another fuel for their techniques. Only a useless mongrel without self preservation would taunt a Akamichi who they knew could turn them into pancakes."
Everyone eyed Choji in mixed awe and fear.
"Back to the topic, usually when we are caught by either missing nins or enemy ninja's, they would torture us for information. Tortures differs but rape is common to girls and few attractive males." Mika shrugged her shoulders. "Well, its true. If you wanted to even reach your twenties, you should train and ditch that silly diet. Take one Jounin Kurenai Yuuhi and Tokubetsu Jounin Mitarashi Anko. They never used those silly diets but they one of the powerful kunoichi here. Our prime example of Badass Kunoichi's are Lady Tsunade Senju, the Slug Princess and the best Battle Medic Konoha produce and the Bloody Red Habanero, Uzumaki Kushina. . . which is rumored lover of Blondaime."
"Michaela!" Iruka shouted in disbelief. This girl is sprouting S class secret!
"Uzumaki Kushina?" the class repeated then glance on Naruto who did the hand signs of a henge.
In his place stood a lovely woman in complete Jounin Uniform. Her blood red hair is tied in high ponytail as her violet eyes glitter in mischief.
"Hello, everyone! The names Uzumaki Kushina, dattebane!"
Cue an almost heart attack.
"And here's Tsunade Senju," another hand sign, Kushina was replaced by a blonde bomb shell.
"Those women never needed any ridiculous diets whatsoever. They are powerful in their own right. So, please wake up. The path of being Shinobi is a bloody one, we are nothing more than tools for the greater good." Mika continued before adjusting her eyeglasses. "Gods, I loathed that phrase."
"So do we~" both Naruto and Sasuke replied.
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Hokage Office,
"Mika-chan~ I have half mind to reprimand you about the stunt you pulled. However, your rather . . unique. . demonstration woke our future kunoichis in their absurd notions." Hiruzen took a long drag of his pipe as he eyed the seven year old sitting between Naruto and Sasuke while Shikamaru perched on the armrest of the sofa.
"You should have thrown them to Anko-neesan, Nonno. She was a very effective Fan girl destroyer." Mika shrugged her shoulders as she used Sasuke's lap as her pillow and her feet on Naruto's. "As it is, Iruka-sensei is being taught of Fin shot which he is currently using on our annoying Jounins down the mission room."
"As it is, you do know Naruto-kun's parentage is an S-Class Secret?"
"Hokage-sama, if I may," Shikamaru interjected. "Naru is the splitting image of Blonda—I mean Yondaime-sama while he took Kushina-sama's mannerism. Only blind people would not connect the dots."
"Fear and anger blinds people, Shika-chan. Even if you explained it, they still cannot differentiate a Kunai and a scroll even if you shove it to their faces." Mika stood up, went behind the file cabinet then threw a folder to Sasuke who caught it. "If you want me wearing the Uchiha Crest again, file that first while I do the Hatake side."
"I just hope they won't start multiplying." Sasuke said in a deadpan voice as he start filing them.
"If you don't want to be the Clan head which generates paperwork from hell, hound Itachi-nii since it was his position. And may I remind you that everyone in this room are future Clan Heads. . well, three Lordships in my case and that means triple workload." Hiruzen choked his pipe hearing her words. "Anyways, I need to send a letter to Inoichi Yamanaka-sama for his daughter's actions earlier. It is an embarrassment to have a heiress acting like a lovesick fool."
"You do that and please give a very detailed explanation why Yamanaka-sama should re-educated his daughter in proper Etiquette." Sasuke told her as he sign each and every paper with flourish. "Make that strongly worded along a request to overhaul the Academy Teachings. Dobe, you do the draft since you already made it once."
"Fuck you, Teme. Stop ordering me around." Naruto swipe the eyeglasses case Mika gave to him, wore it before swiping a scroll and writing utensils from the Hokage's table. "Shika, you do the syllabus along Mika-chan."
"Troublesome."
"We all knew it so start working, you lazy pineapple!"
Hiruzen watched as the kids gotten into work. He could see the smooth teamwork they exhibited even half of the words they are saying flew over his head.
"I told you not tha—"
"Add some survival test!"
"Your survival tests have at least ten percent of survival!"
"We train shinobis, not coddle them, baka!"
And so Naruto and Mika argue.
"Seal checks on random and overseeing the graduating batch before allowing them to become a genin. This way, we can cut at least forty percent of cannon fodder and they won't die on their first C-rank Mission." Sasuke pointed out to Shikamaru as they read the list of graduating genins.
"Where did you get that?!" the Sandaime exclaimed.
"On your table, Sandaime-sama." Shikamaru replied as he read the report. "Half of this are future cannon fodder, Hime. Only three would be Chuunin and one Jounin."
"Then, I shall asked Iruka-Sensei if we could conduct a Survival Test which could double up as a . . . what's the word again? Talent showcase so their future Jounin Sensei's would know what kind of team they are expecting." Mika immediately wrote a draft letter which Naruto signed immediately. "Make it a semi Chuunin Exam so we could weed the idiots and throw them for a reprogram. We need Shinobis, not cannon fodders. Writing condolence letters because their child is so useless that they are killed in action is annoying."
Hiruzen cannot help but to agree on the assessment even his ANBU guards.
"By your words, are you referring into someone?" Sasuke cannot help but to smirk.
"I do imply no such thing, Onii-chan. I just said some graduates produced by the Academy this past ten years are beyond useless. Look at Itachi-niisan. He graduated early and turned insane because of pressure. I have half mind to beat the shit out of the moron how agreed to have Ita-nii in ANBU at ten." She rolled her eyes as the Sandaime paled. "Really, ANBU at ten? No wonder that he fell into insanity and slaughter the whole Clan who was planning a coup. They could just have move the compound in the middle of the village but they picked up the farthest one. Bloody morons."
"Oy, you are still an Uchiha, ya know?"
"Half Uchiha, Niichan. And one fourth Hatake. See the silver highlights on my hair?" Mika pointed out the large silver lock on her left temple. "And since the adult Uchiha is out of the village painting his nails black according to Jaja-chan, the only Family member that could take me in custody is one Hatake Kakashi."
"Your Future father in law, Nanadaime-sama." Shikamaru added as Naruto paled.
"Don't remind me, please. Having the pervert as our Jounin Sensei is enough since he will teach teme the way of Sharingan but having him as an in law is too much~" the blonde held his head in his hands.
"Are you sure you will be team up with Sasuke-kun, Naruto-kun?" Hiruzen asked curiously.
"Of course. So, Mika-chan, take the Top Kunoichi rank so we won't have Sakura as our partner." Naruto demanded.
"Okay, darling~" Mika humored him.
"I'm also begging you, Mika." Sasuke added. He does not care for his pride anymore as long as his ears would be spared from too much shrieking.
"Ugh, fine."