AN: Continuing my unbelievable propensity of writing for niches, I bring you this silliness. Full credit goes to user Toruushin from Spacebattles for coming up with the idea because of his Round Robin story. I didn't agree with the direction that was going as a whole, but the idea of FGO Servants being sent to DxD while their authors being SI'd into them seemed like a pretty interesting thing.

Dunno what I will do with this, probably something I will be nibbling on whenever I can.

I slowly opened my eyes to the sight of an oddly colored sky.

That was weird, I was pretty sure I was at home playing Ace Combat Seven.

I tried to sit up but something felt wrong. My body felt wrong.

"What the hell is-"

I take a deep breath.

"What the-"

Yep. Still sound like Satou Chiwa. In Japanese.

I take another deep breath and look down at my body.

Tanned skin. Light-Rose colored bangs coming into view as I looked down. Black chest armor that was practically a bikini top with matching short-shorts. Covered by a tattered red jacket and skirt. Red markings on my belly reminiscent of Command Seals.

No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Nononononononononono

"Nooooooooooooooo..." I whispered out loud.

I slowly stood, stumbling for a moment as I got used to my new...body.

Fuck.

Why was this happening to me?!

Was this a dream?!

This had to be a dream!

I couldn't even think of any possible-

I heard a an excited gasp behind me.

"Oh? This style! This presence! Are you a Magical Girl too?!"

My whole being suddenly said to RUN! Run as far away as I could. But I was too scared. And there was one thing I did whenever I was scared.

I attack.

Movement too fast to comprehend. Motions I never should be able to know. The thrum of power that shouldn't exist.

I appeared behind the one who spoke and swung down the two swords that were suddenly in my hands.

The last thing I saw before I blacked out again were a big smile, black pigtails, and pink eyes.

I opened my eyes to the feeling of a breeze on my face and the sight of an orange sky.

I quietly hoped that it wasn't going to be a pattern.

Upon sitting up, I realized that I was back in my real body. I was even wearing the clothes I had back home. I patted myself down to make sure that I wasn't a little girl anymore and was relieved that I really was me again. Only then did I start looking at my surroundings.

A seemingly endless field of grass as far as the eye can see, dotted by an equally endless number of planted swords. I immediately understood where I was.

Unlimited Blade Works

Six-over-Ten

Too much grass - IGN

Approaching one of the swords, what seemed like a straight sword, I gripped the handle and pulled. It came out of the ground without resistance and I blinked at how light it was. It was almost as if-

"It's hollow." I dropped the sword in surprise and watched it disappear into motes of blue light. I turned to the familiar voice and saw Chloe von Einzbern a short distance away, wearing her Servant outfit.

"They all are..." She trailed off as she brushed a hand on the pommel of a curved sword.

"You really are Chloe." I stated in awe. Seeing her as I would any other person, and not as a drawing of any sort, took me for a bit of a loop. She gave me a smile and approached.

"And you're...Ric. Right?" The surprise in my face more or less confirmed her suspicion. She nodded to herself and looked out to the distance, my own eyes following and saw what looked like the sunrise.

"So, do you know what's going on? I mean, I was just at home one second-" I started.

"-and the next you became me." And she finished, once again surprising me. She giggled for a bit before sighing and shaking her head.

"I don't really know. It looks like something went ahead and fused your soul with mine and gave you the driver's seat of my body." Chloe said while making vague gestures with her hands.

"When you say that out loud..." I started and saw her roll her eyes.

"I know right?" She gladly agreed on how absurd it all sounded. We lapsed into a bout of silence and I looked around the field.

"So what is this place?" I asked, touching the handle of a katana. I knew it was Unlimited Blade Works, but it wasn't like any version of the Reality Marble I had seen. That and I was rather certain that Chloe shouldn't even be able to manifest it.

"I'm not really sure myself. I'm getting the feeling that I should know where we are but..." She trailed off helplessly.

We weren't getting anywhere with this.

"Okay, let's start from the beginning. One last time."

We ended up talking about ourselves to each other, mainly general information and circumstances before we found ourselves inexplicably fused together. She expressed great surprise that I was from Twenty-Nineteen, she herself coming from Two-Thousand Nine. That made all sorts of wacky timeline inconsistencies with how I remembered the Grail Wars being dated but that wasn't really a big issue. Chloe had apparently just gotten back home with her sister Illya after some big adventure they had saving another friend from some bad guys called the Ainsworths.

Neat. Glad to know Miyu was okay.

I had initially felt ashamed at telling her about my comparatively mundane life but she completely threw my expectations right out the window by being rather interested on how the world was in ten years.

We continued talking.

She gave me condolences when I told her about the passing of my mom and younger brother while I gave her congratulations when she told me how she ran up a giant sword to defeat the King of Heroes. She told me about what she knew of the world of magic. I told her about what I knew of the world of the future.

"But what is so special about a big rat dragging a slice of pizza down the stairs?" Memes seemed to be beyond her comprehension.

I wasn't really sure how long we spent there just talking. We even ended up sitting down on the grass in across each other and using a pair of swords as back rests.

"I blacked out again and found myself here." I summed up the last moments of waking up as her and attacking some scary person.

"Wait, if you're in here. And here being, I guess, our soul? Did you see everything happening but just couldn't control your body?" I asked, remembering that one Black Mirror episode.

"Sort of? I know that you became me and got knocked out by someone but it wasn't like watching your actions from a TV screen, you know? I can't really describe it well." So much for that.

"Where do we go from here then? I'm probably going to wake up and still be you." I pointed out.

"I guess I'll be along for the ride. You'll probably end up here if you lose consciousness again." Chloe said with a seemingly uncaring shrug.

"What about you? Are you okay with what-am I even saying, of course your not okay." I said, pinching the bridge of my nose at how stupid my question was. Chloe gave me a laugh and a wink.

"I'll be fine, I'm a pretty tough girl you know?" She said that but I saw how her hands grip the grass tighter. I leaned over and did the only thing I could think of.

I patted her head.

"I know. But that doesn't mean you aren't allowed to be sad or upset." I pointed out. She stubbornly stayed silent but didn't pull away.

"It's okay Chloe. It's only me." I assured her.

"I want to go home." She muttered, looking down at the grass.

"I know."

"I want Sella to wake me up and tell me that breakfast is ready."

"I know."

"I want to go to school with Illya, Miyu and all of our friends."

"I know."

"I want..." Her words were cut out by a sob. I moved forward and gathered her up in a hug, feeling her arms wrap around me and her face in my chest.

"Let it out, it's okay." I said as I gently stroked her head. She went on for a bit longer before she finally pulled away, but not so far as to break our impromptu hug.

"If I didn't know any better, I'd wonder if you had just used my delicate maidenly feelings to your advantage and embrace me." She lightly teased. I smiled at her and used both my hands to mess up her hair.

"Ack! Stop that!" I didn't.

"If I didn't know any better, I would have thought that you actually had maidenly feelings to take advantage of!" She started laughing after that and I finally let up.

"Dummy." Chloe said with a big smile.

I opened my eyes to an unfamiliar ceiling.

I quietly hoped that it wasn't going to be a pattern.

I glanced around and found that I was in some really expensive looking bedroom.

"Finally awake, I see!" I turned to the voice to my left and blinked.

"Good morning to you fellow protector of Love and Justice!" The woman enthusiastically greeted me. I looked her up and down and only had one thing on my mind.

"Aren't you too old to be dressed up as a Magical Girl?"

I opened my eyes to the feeling of a breeze on my face and the sight of an orange sky.

Yep. This was going to be a pattern.

I ignored Chloe's howling laughter nearby.