Ditching the body

"Zangetsu-Ossan"

"Shiro Zangetsu"

Look who lives.

Yeah sorry about that. I can't really be bothered to explain just know i'm ill, I have been since last December and i'm really tired.

No story is being abandoned I love them too much.

Watched BNHA. It was good.

Been practicing drawing. That's going well.

Don't worry i'm alive just perpetually tired. RTR will be updated at some point I just need to read my own fanfiction so I can remind myself of everything. I will not be replying to comments as much for now but know that I really appreciate each and every one.

Let us move on.

Kanae for some reason had decided that having Ichigo and Uryuu meet was a good idea. Masaki still didn't know why she had agreed.

While Isshin was actually regaining his powers he still needed his special glasses, product of Urahara, this meant that Masaki was the one to make sure none of her children ended up hurting themselves with their powers while trying to clean at the same time-

"SHIRO PUT THAT DOWN. Please leave the knives alone- KARIN, floor now!" So here she was doing the washing up, carefully keeping all of the knives in the knife block and why did none of her children keep their feet on the floor it was hard enough when they learnt to walk or crawl (the girls) but they had all somehow worked out how to manipulate reishi into platforms.

Crash!

And that was Ichigo pulling the bookcase over for the hundredth time while everything spilled onto the floor (she tried chaining it to the wall but Ichigo is a strong boy- far too much reiatsu) . Oh don't get it wrong she loved her children but dear god they were trying at her patience.

The two good things going for her was that Yuzu was a good girl and Ywatch had a form that looked like a teenager so he didn't seem so frightening to Uryuu who despite being a quincy was a normal child.

Then a sudden screech rang through the house and- Shiro why? She had decided to get one of the doorbells that you can record a sound or tune to use as your bell but clearly Shiro thought that screeching was a far better and far more efficient. Looking down at the ceramic shards on the floor perhaps he was right.

She couldn't leave that it was a sharp object, calling through the house she told Isshin to go answer the door.

"Masaki? Masaki?" That was the gentle voice of Kanae- please save me from my own children.

"Oh Kanae! One second-" She placed all the shards in the bin and put Karin on the floor again,"Don't mind the zanpakuto, Oh is that little Uryuu! He's so cute!" The mentioned boy was quietly walking beside his mother holding onto his hand as he observed the chaos surrounding him.

"Ichigo come meet your cousin- Shiro what have I said about the knives!" And their was young Ywach deftly grabbing Shiro and giving him something else to focus on, like a goddamn pro.

Looking back over at Kanae she could see the women was concerned, Masaki would admit to being a tad overwhelmed.

"Masaki, you appear to be plus two children how on earth? And what was that about zanpakuto?"

"Ah they would be my sons zanpakuto except for the fact that Shiro is always out. Ahaha don't mind the mess I just can't keep up with it. Oh Ichigo there you are this Uryuu."

The two managed to get into a fight over their mothers in five minutes, agreed to disagree and then seemed to get on just fine. She felt all warm and fuzzy inside. Truly. There they went.

Thankfully Kanae offered to help with the bookshelf. It was the small mercies she guessed.

Oh blessed nap time. A fully grown women yes, should she be doing paperwork? Yes. However nap time was the superior option.

Kanae could make sure children didn't die of stupidity. She could nap-

That was the sound of explosions.

Suppress the tears.

Carefully she got up and stepped around the toy minefield towards the sounds of chaos.

"BUT I WANNA USE THE RED CRAYON!"

"BUT I GO'IT FIRST"

"BUT YOU ALWAYS USE THE RED CRAYON!"

"THA'S 'CAUSE I WANNA USE I' MORE!"

Oh. Oh no. Not the red crayon. Please not again, she had been meaning to just go out and buy all the red (and black and blue, Ichigo used an ungodly amount of those colours)crayons they could ever want but- so busy.

The explosions. Well cero's had been banned but bala? Yep trust them to get into an actual fight over a crayon.

Uryuu had quite clearly learnt to just ignore them as he was happily colouring away in a sky blue.

Actually- yes that was what she was going to do. Thus before Kanae noticed her she went back, put on some headphones and let the sound of piano send her back to sleep.

Damn what do I usually say? Er thanks for reading and please leave a comment I live of them.

Luna says see you.