I recently got into MLP and RVB and thought, I work though I hope to have a few chapters done when this first one comes out. That way I can release them as I create them so you all aren't missing anything. If you feel these characters are, well, out of character, please let me know so I could adjust and fix them appropriately.

Summary: An observer had been bored for a very long time, being alone and watching worlds, having an idea, he summons some of the ponies to watch the chronicles of Red and Blue. May the Hilarity ensue.

Pairings: I love sunbutt and flower butt (Fleur De Lis) =3= enough said.

Side Notes- I do work, and thankfully its starting to die down (I'm a cashier if that puts it in perspective) Also I have not seen the newest seasons of RVB, all ive seen is the ending of the Chorus trilogy, and ill prolly keep it that way.

Reviews and Critiques- I do take critiques and reviews (I love em and it drives me to continue them) But no hate mail please or I will ignore it.

Review Responses:

Anon: I'm glad you like the story so far =3=

(That's all... story START.)

Raphael hums as he got comfortable in his seat, watching as the ponies pull out fruits and vegetables, and in Celestias case, Cake. To be specific, chocolate bunt cake. His own personal favorite. Thankfully that fridge he kept for guests, notably other Observers that come and grab some of his own works. He had his own fridge behind him filled with his own goodies.

"Now that everyones settled. Shall we get started?"

"Yeah, cant wait to see the new people coming in, maybe they'll be a little more intelligent then the current crop" comments Twilight, not really hating on the Reds and Blues, but rather enjoyed at least some semblance of intelligence.

"The show is Funny, I like it so far" Dash says as she munches on an apple.

-000-

Simmons and Grif at the red base. A soldier in red armor is walking up the ramp behind them

"Hey look theres the rookie already" Shining says smiling, remembering his own rookies when he was still captain of the guard.

"5 bits says they haze him and he falls for it" Dash calls out to her friends brother with a grin on her face.

"10 says he figures it out" Shining says back.

Simmons: Hey that's not exactly what happened.

Grif: Yes it is. You said "I'm not going to the Vegas Quadrant," and then the next thing I know you're in an escape pod headed for-

Soldier in Red Armor: Excuse me uh, sirs.

Simmons: Sirs?

Grif: Ah crap.

Red Armor: I was told to report to Blood Gulch Outpost Number One and speak to whoever's in charge?

Grif: Sorry man, Sarge is at Command getting orders. Ain't nobody in charge today.

"He didn't leave anyone in charge? Well I mean theres only 3 of them but there should always be someone in charge" Celestia says with a small blink.

"Wait for it" Cadence says already seeing whats coming.

Simmons: Actually private, he left me in charge while he's gone.

"There it is" She says with a smile.

Grif: You are such a kiss-ass.

Simmons: Also, he told me if I had any trouble from you I should... (clears throat) "Git in the Warthog, 'nd crush yer head like a tomato-can."

Grif: That's the worst impression I've ever heard.

"Of all time" Raphael says leaning back in his seat getting some quizzical looks before he waved them off for them to continue the show.

Simmons: Okay rookie, what's your story?

Red Armor: Private Donut reporting for duty, sir. I'm ready to fight some aliens.

"Aliens' Twilight gasps as she began to bounce in her seat once more.

"I'm standing right here ya know" Raphael says to her bemusingly before she sat down and watched.

Grif: Couple things here, rookie. First off, private Donut? I think somebody needs a new nickname. Secondly, what's with the armor color?

"Whats wrong with Donut?" Pinkie asks tilting her head lightly.

"I think it's the way they name people. Like Grif and Tucker is much different then Donut" Says Twilight using some logic.

Donut: This is the standard issue red.

Grif: Yeah, I know. Listen. Only two kinds of people wear standard issue armor: officers and recruits. And since you're not threatening to gut me like a fish, you're probably not an officer.

"Youd think itd be the other way around? Officers wearing different colors then the standard issue, but I suppose that's to differentiate people in the armors" Luna says getting a nod from a few of them.

Donut: Well, he's wearing red armor...

Simmons: No, my armor is maroon. Your armor is red.

Donut: Well how do I get a different color armor?

Simmons: I bet the blues don't have to put up with this kind of crap.

"I wouldn't bet on iiiiiit~" Pinkie says with a soft snicker as she watched enthusiastically.

"This should be interesting…" Flutters mumbles out.

Church, Tucker, and a soldier in blue armor are looking at a tank

Soldier in Blue Armor: So I say to the guy, "how're you gonna get the tank down to the planet?" And he goes, "I'll just put it on the ship" and I go, "if you've got a ship that can carry a tank, why not just put guns on the ship and use it instead?"

"Well they did talk about aliens so it makes sense they have space ships and stuff" AJ says getting a nod from twilight.

"Id like to see what makes them run" She says almost starry eyed.

Tucker: Hey kid.

Blue Armor: Yeah?

Tucker: You're ruining the moment. Shut up.

"Rude" Celestia huffs as she bit into her cake who was enjoying it if how fast she was demolishing it was any indication.

"Aye" She says though she watched her sister eat the cake. 'Wasn't she supposed to be on a diet?'

Blue Armor: Oh. Okay. You got it man!

Church: You know what? I could blow up the whole God damn world with this thing.

"Thatd be just mean" Rarity huffs as she watches, she didn't like all the cursing but she pushed that to the back as to not sound like a broken record.

Back to the red base

Simmons: Okay, Private Donut, here's the deal.

Grif: I just refuse to call him Private Donut!

"I still don't see whats wrong with that name" Pinkie says as she took a bite into one of the cupcakes she grabbed from the small fridge.

"Its… an innuendo… youll see a lot of those." Raphael says being courteous on how he explained.

Simmons: We've got a very important mission for you. You think you can handle it?

Donut: Absolutely!

Simmons: We need you to go to the store, and get two quarts of Elbow Grease.

Grif: Yeah and um, pick up some Headlight Fluid for the Puma too.

Donut: The what?

Simmons: He means the Warthog.

"Still think the Puma is a much better name. Better then a bovine name" Rarity says after finishing one of the cupcakes she grabbed from pinkies plate.

"Eh, warthog sounds cooler" Dash reiterates.

Though Dash was more focused on what the rookie was doing as she had bets riding on this, shining smirks.

Grif: You do know where the store is, right rookie?

Donut: What? Yeah, yeah, of course I do. Sure, no problem.

Simmons: Well, get going then.

Donut starts running across the base

Grif: Other way.

Donut turns around and goes the other way

Donut: I knew that. Just, got turned around, that's all.

Grif and Simmons watch Donut running off in to the Gulch

Simmons: How long do you think until he figures out there's no store?

"Is this common Shining? At least when you were captain?" Fleur asks who simply got a nod.

"Yeah we would mess with the new guys a little. Its not us being mean, just us pranking him really." He says ready to hand over his bits.

Grif: I say, at least a week.

Donut running through the Gulch, stops and turns to talk to himself

Donut: Elbow Grease, how stupid do they think I am? Once I get back to base with that Headlight Fluid, I'm gonna talk to the Sargeant.

Rainbow huffs, he still figured part of it out and as such, shining won the bet who takes them graciously as Raphael snickered.

Back to the blue base

Tucker: You know what? Forget what I said before. We can definitely pick up chicks in this thing. Probably two or three chicks a piece.

"Hes still on that? Must he be so… vulgar?" Rarity says with a small huff at how insensitive he was being.

"Don't you guys have herds or something?" Raphael asks with a raised brow.

"Yes but it's the way hes saying it that's disrespectful" She replied.

Church: Oh man, listen to you. What're you gonna do with two chicks?

Tucker: Church, women are like Voltron. The more you can hook up, the better it gets.

"Ugh I do not like Tucker" Rarity reiterated.

"Yes Rarity, we get it, hes a pervert" Twilight says a bit too snarkily then what she wanted. She wanted to ask a ton of questions but Raphael kept stopping her before she could. Which in turn got her some looks with how that came out. "Sorry… I didn't mean it like that"

Back to Grif and Simmons at the red base

Simmons: You think that we were too mean to the kid?

Grif: Nah, he'll just wander around on the cliffs for a few hours. What's the worst that could happen?

"YES HE SAID THE WORDS!" Discord said with glee, knowing that those kind of words usually came with some chaotic hilarity and he couldn't wait to see it. Celestia of course rolled her eyes as she had already finished half the cake.

Donut is approaching the blue base

Donut: Finally, there it is. OH SWEET, THEY SELL TANKS!

"Oh dear…" Flutters began knowing that Donut was in a little bit of trouble.

"Oh that's gonna be funny" Dash says with a grin as she finished her food and adjusted her seat to lean forward,

-000-

"I'm glad you all are enjoying the showing so far, at most youll have to stay two days or so but as I said I paused time in your realm so no need to worry. After about 8 more sessions, well take a small intermission break" Raph says as he waves his hand and pauses as he walks over to his own fridge and grabbed some Rum Raisin ice cream.

Yooooo chapter 3! Man I'm just pumping these out left right and center! Anyway, Yes I want there to be a thing between my character and Celestia but its not guaranteed. Depends on feedback. PLEASE REVIEW THO CAUSE THEY KEEP ME GOING!