As per giogio195 tradition of making atleast 3 stories per xover. I'm going to write another unnecessary DDLCxJoJo.But this time. THIS TIME. I'm going to try my best to make this a horror story. I am begging the clown inside of me to shut the fuck up and make this terrifying. So, now this is an AU where Dio is a lawyer, Dio? Why Dio you say? Because I love Dio so much I want him to suffer.

"You? You fucking won Mr. Olympia 2003, had a 9-0 amateur record in MMA and 2nd runner up in a triathlon and you're telling me, a mere dating sim scared you? Fuck off, mate." Dio huffed. "But it's true! It disguised itself as a... As a dating sim but it's so horrifying!" Jonathan whimpered on the other line of the phone.

Dio sighed "You are a giant pussy, JoJo." he said before hanging up. After failing to win his case, his record is tarnished as a lawyer. He hates it. Why do the wrong people kept hiring him anyway? Defending the infamous drug kingpin Solido "The Italian Devil" Naso is nigh impossible as there are alot of evidence against his stupid ass, the fact that he is already infamous with drugs to begin with, he killed his own daughter a few days ago. Jesus, what a moron. Dio is pretty sure he's schizoprenic.

Flashback

"Put your hands up! We've got you surrounded!"

A police yelled as they arrested Diavolo in a public cafe Dio was currently relaxing on. "King Crimson!" the italian impaled a cop to the stomach with a butter knife.

"Oh fuck! Officer down!" the stabbed officer screamed.

"Okay, you're no longer surrounded."

Flashback ends

Waiting for the game to install, he took a piss. Ding. His computer says it's complete, as he yawned and made his way towards it. "Stupid JoJo, being scared by this shit." Dio mumbled as he clicked play.

"This game is not suitable for children or those easily disturbed." it says.

Happy piano started playing. "Doki doki!"

"Makes sense, JoJo is basically a man child." he chuckled to himself as he observed the title screen of four girls. "How bad can this be?" Dio clicked New Game. He doesn't see the point in playing Dating Sims, if you want hentai, you can search it fast, you don't have to wait and work just to get a quick wank.

Enter name. Dio is not a kid, he prides himself to be more mature than Jonathan, he won't enter his own name.

So he instead puts "Boner-kun."

It was morning as the screen showed a picture of someone's house. Then he was greeted by Sayori.

Sayori: Hi Boner-kun!

Dio chuckled at himself and decided to skip all the dialogue. Not really interested in the story.

So, Boner joined a club about literature club, fitting on the game's title. Dio yawned as he skipped through loads and loads of dialogue until he can't press skip anymore.

Monika: Boner-kun, are you listening? Maybe stop skipping so much and pay attention.

Dio scoffed and snickered like a kid, this game just broke the fourth wall, it's funny. This is what JoJo is scared about? The man who dislocated his shoulder when they played rugby back in college is afraid of this shit?

Dio yawned and decided to call it a night. He turned off the game and sorted out a few of his files.

The next morning.

Dio almost spilled a cup of coffee as he saw a folder named "Where have you been?"

That's weird. Clicking on it, he saw an audio file named "Sayo-nara.wav" he clicked on it as the theme played. Distorted. He didn't pay much mind in to it and deleted it.

He decided to play some Red Dead Redemption 2.

Dio Brando is a very passionate man. He likes to scream and talk as he plays like a YouTube Let's Player. Here he is hunting a deer with a repeater.

"BAMBI!" he yelled out as if he's the one hunting himself. "I'M SORRY I SHOT YOUR MAMA, BAMBI! Ahh, there you are, made me drain my stamina core."

bang*

He missed, but he continued to pursue it. Bumping on a woman "Hey, you've seen a little buck run around here, Imma kill that son of a bitch." Dio accidentally shot the woman instead.

After 15 minutes, he finally skinned the animal. Saving his game, he exited back to desktop only to find out that his wallpaper of him riding a Harley Davidson was replaced by Sayori's hanged corpse. "Fucking..." he cussed as he jumped back in surprise.

"What the hell... I think this goddamn game has a virus..." he clicked to play again. And much to his surprise, he was greeted by a pop up of text in a pink box.

???: Welcome back, Boner-kun.

"Stupid JoJo, he probably pranked me by making me infect my own computer with this thing." Dio grumbled. But not to be afraid, Dio Brando is a cunning individual with all of his backup files in his laptop.

Dragging his mouse, he can't quit the game. What the fuck. "NANI?!" he angrily asked as he tried clicking on the exit game option. He tried Alt F4, he tried Ctrl Alt Del. Nothing is happening.

He sent an agressive text to JoJo before deciding to play the stupid game instead.

As he played, everything seemed normal. And now he has to like choose 20 words as sprites of Yuri, Sayori and Natsuki were at the left of the notebook. "Hideous." he sneered at the cutesy chibis.

Now let's see:

Enigma. Yuri jumped.

Mystery. (Koichi poses) Yuri jumped again.

Dio noticed that the Yuri sprite's face changes to a nightmarish one in a split second.

He puts a hand on his chin. "Ahh, my favorite!" he chose his favorite word.

Useless. Sayori jumped.

"What." he flatly asked. Now he may skip dialogue alot, but in his keen observation, Sayori is the happy go lucky chick, Yuri is the emo, Natsuki is the brat. So why is that girl jumping on that word..?

It could be something sinister...

"Meh. She probably had the same good taste as I, Dio."

He chose the word possessive and at the bottom of the screen, he saw Monika's sprite head jump before disappearing.

Dio rubbed his eyes and moved away from the computer. "Now I'm not born yesterday, because if I am, I would still be wearing diapers. Why is that fourth wall breaking cunt down there?" he asked out loud.

He noticed that he is going to be late and he needs to attend to his office real quick so he opted on unplugging the stupid socket when it won't turn off even if the power button is pressed.

Dio Brando, Attorney at Law.

Later that day.

"It's not a virus, Dio."

"It sure does fucking look like one, you owe me new computer, you fool." the two adoptive brothers continued to bicker on the phone. As Dio tossed his shoes away, he decided to try and fix his computer.

Dio Brando is rich. Having the Joestar inheritance split equally between him and Jonathan after George Joestar died, he would not have to worry about financial crap. But he likes to think of himself as a strong, independent, British man who don't need no one else to fix his computer for him.

As he pressed the power button, he noticed that the socket was plugged in when as we all know, he unplugged it this morning...

And so he called out "Daddy George, Stop messing with my stuff, goddamnit!"

He believes his own house was haunted. But he is not afraid at all. Ghosts were humans once. JoJo once asked him what will he do if a ghost tries to kill him, Dio replied he will let himself be killed, then when he turns to a ghost, he can beat the shit out of the ghost who killed him for eternity.

As the desktop started running, everything seemed normal. "Stupid game." Dio sighed in relief. But he decided to play anyway.