Disclaimer: I do not own Phineas and Ferb or any of the characters. It is the property of Disney, Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh. I am just a fan and I always will be.

A Platypuses Worst Fear

Chapter 1 : Fearless Perry

It was a late, peaceful Summer's evening in the Tri-State Area. Everything seems to be the way it should be and it seemed to be serene, peaceful and above all, normal.

KABOOM!

-Except in one part of this town. At Doofensmirtz Evil Incorporated, there was yet another epic battle between "evil" mad scientist, Dr. Heinz Doofensmirtz and his arch nemesis, secret agent Perry The Platypus, otherwise known as Agent P.

The skilled platypus spy has just escaped Doof's latest trap, which was typical rope trap and now he was beating the mad scientist up, Perry punched Doofensmirtz and pushed him hard, causing the doctor to collide into his latest I-nator...

-And hit the self destruct button.

"Self destruct sequence in 10...9...8...7...." A robotic voice could be heard.

Perry knew this was his cue to leave, he ran, grabbed his jet pack and soon flew off the roof, just as the I-nator's countdown reached zero.

"CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!...."Dr. Doofensmirtz shouted as his latest I-nator blew up, destroying his hide our and his evil plan all together.

Once Perry was a safe distance away, he activated his communicator watch and was soon interacting with his boss, Major Francis Monogram, informing him that his latest mission was a complete success.

"Good work, Agent P...I knew you could do it..."Major Monogram said in praise.

Carl the intern soon appeared, apparently all hyped up.

"Man, that had to have been your toughest mission to date, remember when Doofensmirtz said he-..."Carl however, was pushed aside by his annoyed superior.

"Carl, I told you to do fix the coffee maker...sheesh..."Major Monogram said in annoyance.

"Anyway, you act like you were surprised...Agent P is the best in the business, absolutely fearless...'Major Monogram praised his top agent, who smirked at the praise.

He wasn't one to brag, but there are very few things that could get to him and he managed to succeed in his mission today, no question about it.

They seized communication and Perry decided it was time to go home before his owners got worried. He guided his jet pack to his neighborhood, landed in a bush and soon went into "pet mode". He saw that the boys once again had another of their big ideas, turning the backyard into a literal zoo, with lions, tigers and all that. He also saw Candace appear and look mad at her brother's latest big idea.

"Mom, and dad are coming in a few minutes! You guys are so busted!...'Candace yelled as she ran outside to await for their parents.

As the high strung red head ran out, at that moment, just then, the director of the Danville Zoo appeared, with some of his employees.

"Hello boys, I am Todd Smith, head director of the Danville Zoo, the one that's soon to be closed down due to lousy facilities, but I see you boys managed to make quite an impressive one here in your backyard...'Todd said as he looked around.

"Thanks, if you want, you can have it, we're done with it anyway..."Phineas said to the man, who shook his hand.

'Thank you, boys..."Todd said as he soon made a phone call.

Soon dozens of trucks appeared, loaded up the many animals and items and soon drove off, leaving the backyard completely empty and normal looking and not a moment too soon, because that's when Linda and Lawrence came back and Candace pushed them into the yard.

"Look...look...They turned out backyard into a zoo, with lions, giraffe's and all that...and a bunch of monkey's who wouldn't leave me alone all day...Look!..."Candace shouted as she pushed them inside. .. "Look at all of the animals..."She yelled.

"Candace, the only animal I see here is Perry..."Linda said, causing Candace to look and see that the zoo was gone.

And the only animal in the yard is their pet platypus, Perry.

"Crtcrtctrtcrtctr...."Perry let out in his usual way.

'Oh, there you are Perry..."Phineas said as he and Ferb started to pet the turquoise platypus.

"But...but...but..."Candace let out.

"Hi mom, dad...how was the opera?..."Phineas asked.

"Oh it was splendid...'Lawrence said as he and the family went inside the house.

All but Candace, who was still in shock that the zoo was gone and she once again, couldn't bust her little brothers.

"But...but...but..."Candace let out, still in shock.

Inside the house

Phineas and Ferb then proceeded to tell their parents about the kind of day they had and their parents, as always, just thought the boys had an overactive imaginations and just humored them.

During this time, Perry, due to being a little tired because of his latest mission he just had, went to his spare pet bed and dozed off.

Phineas and Ferb saw this and smiled.

"Ah, little guy must have had a busy day of whatever it is that he does..."Phineas said as he petted the still sleeping platypus.

"A platypus's life is an enigma...'Ferb said in his rare sentence of the day.

"Speaking of which boys, tomorrow is Perry's...big day..." Linda said with meaning.

Phineas and Ferb were oblivious.

"You know...that thing he has to do at least once a year...'Linda said in a whisper.

"I thought his birthday isn't for another two weeks...'Phineas said in a clueless way.

"No Phineas, the other day...the one that isn't fun...'Linda said and the boys were oblivious.

"Your mother is talking about Perry's appointment tomorrow...'Lawrence said and Phineas and Ferb blinked.

"Oh that..."Phineas said... "Don't worry, we won't forget..."Phieneas said.

"Good, now I think it's best to get to bed, we're leaving first thing in the morning..."Linda said to her sons, who nodded.

Ferb picked up a still sleeping Perry and took his upstairs to their room and the sleeping platypus was blissfully unaware of what awaits him tomorrow.

-To be continued-

Next time on A Platypuses Worst Fear

First thing in the morning

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