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Reality Viewing: Naruto the Quirky Villain

-Chapter One-

"Um, is it t-too late for me to c-change my mind about t-this H-Hatsume-san?" A young nervous looking teen boy with green and black hair asked as he sat in the middle of a mostly empty classroom.

The reason for his nervousness was pretty obvious as the chair he was seated in looked strikingly like an electric chair with all the wires, lights, circuits adorned on it along with the large metal dome covered in even more wiring currently being strapped to his head by a bodacious pinkette girl that had literal crosshairs in her eyes.

These two were Izuku Midoriya, a shy but compassionate young man and inheritor of the powerful quirk One for All in the Hero Course of UA High, and Mei Hatsume, a genius inventor with absolutely no concept of personal space in the Support Course.

"Oh relax, I tested this baby on myself three times already and there weren't any issues," Mei said excitedly with a wave of her hand once she finished adjusting the straps before walking over to a nearby desk that had a small remote on it that she quickly picked up. "Now I just need to test how well the neurological interface links up with others. At worst it'll not sync up properly and not turn on."

"O-okay, if you s-say so," Izuku was not assured at all by the pinkette's claims as her inventions have had an extremely high tendency of spontaneously combusting, or in layman's terms exploding violently. It certainly didn't help that he didn't exactly volunteer for this test, he'd actually been headed towards his first class of the day when Mei had seemingly popped out of nowhere and dragged him off while yelling about a new 'Baby' of hers she wanted him to help her test out. "Is this going to take long, Aizawa-sensei doesn't like it when someone's late at all."

"No worries, I've gotten that covered as well!"

-Classroom 1-A-

"I have no words… none at all," A tired looking man in a sleeping bag said dully while he and all the students in the room, several of whom were busy laughing their asses off, stared at a particular desk which was lacking a certain green/black hair student. Instead, in his place was a sheet of paper that had 'Borrowed for Baby-making' written in bold letters. "Somebody go find out what that is all about. I don't care who."

"As class rep I shall do it!" A somewhat plain looking young man with glasses, blue-grey hair, and exhaust pipes in his legs exclaimed while standing up.

"But Iida-san, last I checked retrieving missing students a task meant for myself as the Vice-rep." A lovely young woman with raven-black hair stated calmly with a quirked brow.

"What? No, that is clearly a job for the Class-rep Yaoyorozu-san! It was how it was at Soumei!" Iida said confidently.

"Actually, I'm pretty sure Yaoyorozu-san is right on this one Iida-san," A six-armed masked guy said. "This isn't Soumei after all, so it wouldn't be impossible for the rules to be different."

"Well yes, but-"

"Uh guys?" A girl with pink skin, pink hair, and a pair of yellow horns out of her head cut in, getting the arguing groups attention. "You guys realize Toru and Tsuyu already left."

"What!?"

-Back with Izuku and Mei-

'I suddenly have a very bad feeling.' Izuku thought as a shiver ran down his spine before turning his attention back towards Mei as she started fiddling with the controller in her hands.

"All lights green! Here we go!" She exclaimed while pressing a large green button, prompting several lights to start glowing on the chair as a soft whirring sound filled the air. A few moments later a bright light shot from the helmet and formed into a blank holographic screen with an empty text block in front of the nervous boy.

Grinning victoriously, Mei walked around the boy double checking certain circuits and making a few tweaks as she went before stopping in front of the projected screen and fiddling with her controller again.

"Alright, everything seems to be in working order!" She exclaimed enthusiastically, practically hopping in excitement as she spoke. "Now Midoriya-san, let's see what my baby The Viewer has to say about your future!"

The Viewer, that was the name of the device Izuku was strapped to.

While he wouldn't even pretend to understand the long and very confusing explanation Mei had given him when she'd first started strapping him in, the gist of it seemed that it apparently scanned the user's 'essence' (whatever that meant) to determine the most likely futures of that person.

"Okay then, let's start with something simple and see what adult you will probably look like." Giving the side of her controller a tug, the device expanded to reveal a hidden keyboard that Mei quickly started typing on, causing the Kanji for 'Older' to appear in the hologram before it changed to show an older Izuku.

He was more noticeably muscular and maybe a foot or so taller, but otherwise was the exact same as the current green/black haired boy aside from being about ten years older if the time stamp in the bottom left corner was correct.

"Alright, everything is working great!" Mei yelled with a grin, hitting the large green button again so it went back to the text screen. "Now I've just gotta try something more complex, but what? Hmmm, preferably something very emotional based so to see if that could affect the chronological calculator. Oh, I know!"

"U-uh, what do you mean by…" Izuku started to ask, only to trail off with a vibrant blush as Mei typed in the next prompt.

'Dating Mei Hatsume'

His face practically invented a new shade of red as the image quickly changed to show him and Mei in his dorm room, her sitting on his lap as they snuggled together.

"Oooh, not bad, we actually look pretty cute together don't we?" Mei asked casually, oblivious to the boy's utter embarrassment as she admired the projection. "This is great, all the detail and conciseness I was hoping for!"

'This cannot get any more embarrassing…' Izuku thought with a whimper as Mei continued to gush over her invention, which soon revealed that it was playing in 'live action' as it were when Holo-Mei and Holo-Izuku started making out.

"Hey Izuku, ribbit, there you are, we've been… what is going on in here?"

'I was wrong!' Izuku thought, his blush going nuclear as Tsuyu, a pretty young girl with long green hair and some frog like characteristics like a long tongue that peaked out the side of her mouth, and Toru, a… set of floating cloths, walked into the room and saw everything.

"Oi! What are you kids doing out of class?" And if that wasn't bad enough, literally seconds later a woman dressed in a skintight white and black BDSMish outfit and a woman with pure white hair and bunny ears and bunny tail also stepped in, their expressions clearly saying 'The hell did I just walk into?'. This was Nemuri Kayama, also known as Midnight, the 18+ rated hero and one of the teachers at UA, and Mirko, number 5 top pro-hero.

They had been on their way towards the training area where Mirko would be acting as a temporary instructor for today's combat lessons when they noticed Tsuyu and Toru wandering around out of class.

"Oh hi there! What'cha guys doing here?" Mei asked boisterously, completely unphased by these guys walking in to see what most would consider quite possibly the most embarrassing situation of their lives.

Like Izuku for instance, who looked ready to have an aneurysm and heart-attack at the same time.

"I asked you first." Tsuyu retorted bluntly, getting the pinkette to shrug with a nod.

"Fair enough, I'm just testing my new baby The Viewer here…"

-Fast forward five minutes-

"So a machine that can predicts the future huh, sounds interesting." Midnight said with a chuckle as she stared at the now textbox projection on display. She wasn't all to surprised since students in the support course had tried things like this all the time, such as last year when a fellow tried to build a time machine in a hot tub.

He failed naturally, but now the teacher's lounge had a kick-ass hot tub to relax in after classes.

"Well it's not the future future, just the most probable future based on the result of an action or person with a general accuracy of about fifty-nine point-"

"OH! I wanna try it!" Toru exclaimed, swiping the controller from Mei before she could react. "There are soooo many things I wanna see!"

With the clatter of keys being typed, more Kanji appeared on the text box, and as soon as he read it poor Izuku did the impossible and turned even redder.

'Dating Toru Hagakure'

Sure enough, the scene quickly changed to show a video of Izuku and Toru, in which the pair were dancing in a large ballroom with the former wearing a nice tux and the latter dressed in a lovely pink and white dress.

"EEEEEEE! Oh that is so something I want to do when I get a boyfriend!"

"Ribbit, I didn't know you had such interests in Izuku-chan Toru-chan." Tsuyu said with a slightly raised brow, getting the invisible girl to calm down a bit.

"Well I don't really, I mean he's a nice guy and pretty cute but we barely even talk to each-other, plus I'm pretty sure Ocha-chan already has dibs," Toru said, the last bit lowly so only Tsuyu could hear, her clothes moving in a way that suggested she was shrugging. "I was just curious what would come up."

"That makes sense, I'm pretty curious myself." The frog-like girl admitted with an understanding nod as she tapped her lip.

"Then why don't you check it out as well?" Toru suggested while handing Tsuyu the controller after setting the hologram back to the default text screen.

"Ribbit, why not."

'Dating Tsuyu Asui'

Once again the scene changed, this time to show the greenish-black haired pair sitting on a bench in a park casually enjoying ice-cream cones.

…

"That's it?" Mirko asked dully after a minute passed and the holographic couple just continued to sit there eating their ice-cream. "No kissing? No snuggling? Not even some idle chatter? Oh come on, do something."

"You know what they say, everybody's different," Midnight said, before grinning mischievously as she noticed something. "Though it looks like something more interesting is about to happen."

Confused, Mirko turned her attention back towards the projection just in time to see Holo-Tsuyu tapping Holo-Izuku's arm to get his attention then holding her ice-cream towards him. However, when he went to take a lick, her tongue shot out of her mouth and straight into his before reeling back with the boy in tow straight into a sudden make-out session.

"Oh my, how bold!" Toru squealed while Tsuyu gained a light blush on her cheeks.

"Perhaps I should have just left my curiosity unsated, ribbit."

"Now that's more like it." Mirko said with a booming laugh.

"Agreed," Midnight added, wiping a tear from her eye as she giggled. "Though it looks like we might have broken Midoriya-san."

Sure enough, the poor boy had finally hit his limit of embarrassment and passed out with foam frothing from his mouth, the only thing keeping him in his seat being the helmet strapped to his head while the hologram showed nothing but static now.

"Aw man… I wanted to see how'd he pair up with some of the other girls." Toru mumbled sadly with what everyone guessed was a pout on her invisible face.

"You know, I didn't build this baby just so you guys could use it to ship people together." Mei said with a small frown as she tried to take back the controls for her invention from Tsuyu, only for Mirko to beat her too it.

"Are you kidding girl, what else would you use this thing for?" The bunny-themed hero asked while going over to the unconscious boy and unclipped the helmet, allowing him to slip to the floor. However, as he did, nobody noticed as a single tiny flicker of green electricity jumped from his hair just as it popped free of its metal confines.

"Well if you must know, I intended it so that-"

"That was a rhetorical question," Mirko cut the pinkette off while taking a seat in the chair and putting the helmet on her own head. "Now, let's see which hotties work well with little ol me."

Turning the machine back on, the woman held the controller up and started typing away the instant the text screen appeared.

"Hey, hold on a second, you gotta give the machine some time to adjust to a new user before you use it or-"

*Bzzt*

"…Uh-oh." Mei muttered as she saw tiny sparks coming off of her invention before quickly tackling Tsuyu and Toru behind some nearby desks. "Hit the dirt!"

Knowing all about Mei's explosive history with her inventions, Midnight wasted no time grabbing Izuku's passed out form and doing the same.

*CRACKLE-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT* "KYYYYYYYYYYYA!"

And not a moment to soon either as barely a second later, the device lit up like the fourth of July, discharging a huge amount of electricity that flew all over the room.

Thankfully though, the unexpected light show ended just as abruptly as it started, and after a few moments, the cowering quartet slowly peeked out from cover.

"Daaaaamn, talk about premature detonation," Midnight said as she saw the scorched classroom before focusing her attention on the bunny hero, who was surprisingly unharmed looking aside from some mild singeing and a static afro. "You okay Mirko?"

"…I taste marshmallows."

"I'll take that as a yes," The adult rated hero said with a giggle as she stood up fully, set Izuku down on a nearby desk, and started walking towards the zapped woman. "Come on, I'll take you over to Recovery Girl so she can-"

*Bzzt*

"Yeowch!" Midnight yelped as she tried to take the scanning helmet off, only to get zapped. At the same time, the projector kicked back to life and the hologram screen popped back into sight.

"What the hell? It's still operational?" She couldn't help but mutter in surprise as she saw what was playing, stepping back slightly as she checked to see if the machine was showing any signs of another electrical blast.

"Of course it is," Mei said while popping up from her hiding spot. "That blast wasn't my baby shorting out but merely a power dump to deal with the overload that happened from the sudden change in users without following the proper warm-up procedure like I was trying to warn you guys about."

"So… basically a flashy circuit breaker?" Mirko, who had somewhat recovered from her shock, asked as she tried to get her frizzy hair down.

"Pretty much."

"Cool, now get this stupid thing off of-*Bzzt*-Ouch!" The bunny themed hero yelped in pain after getting shocked when she tried to get up from the chair.

"That's not really an option right now," Mei said as she stepped to the side of the chair and picked up the twisted smoking pile of melted plastic and metal that used to be the remote. "Without this the only way to safely remove that baby is to unplug the main core which can't be done until the residual charge in the main battery is used up and the breakers re-stabilize enough to activate the grounding lines. Otherwise, the sudden connection break could cause another much larger overload which could result in said core going critical."

"Okay, and how long will that take exactly?" Mirko asked with a twitching brow, though whether it was from irritation or an aftereffect of being electrocuted was debatable.

"Judging by the size of the blast while accounting for the wattage spike along the main and secondary power lines," As she was speaking, Mei went behind the chair and carefully pushed aside a small panel to show a series of different readouts, a few buttons, and a small brightly glowing power cell the size of a baseball. "I'd say about two or three…oh boy…"

"Two or three what? Minutes? Hours?" Mirko asked, her brow definitely twitching from anger now as she got an idea why the girl drifted off.

"…days." The pinkette finished, speaking in a very uncharacteristically meek tone, before quickly hiding behind Tsuyu when the bunny-eared woman growled angrily and leveled an annoyed glare on her.

"Are you kidding me!? I'm stuck in this stupid thing for two or three days?"

"Hey! I tried to tell you to stop before this happened!"

"Yeah sorry Mirko, but I'm with pinkie on this one, you kinda got yourself into this mess." Midnight said, making the bunny-themed glare at her instead before scoffing in annoyance.

"I should note that if we have my Baby running during all of this as that would eat through some of the excess power at a faster rate, shaving at least a few hours off the wait time." Mei added with a raised hand that poked out from behind her meat shield that was Tsuyu. "There's a back-up start button on the side of the left armrest."

Giving the hiding girl a dubious glare, Mirko kept the look up for several moments before reluctantly letting it drop as she felt around for the aforementioned button. "Fine, if it gets me out of this thing faster I don't care."

After a few moments, she found it and pressed it down with a soft 'click', causing the hologram to pop to life.

"Hahaha! So many people, over just one little thing like this? Stealing it was the right choice, wonder how many people will freak when I escape with it?" A young male spoke, most of him disguised, as he looked at a small, rounded, metal device that he had no idea what it was.

"The hell?"

However, instead of the blank text screen everyone was expecting, the group was greeted by the sight of an ongoing clip of an unknown person.

"Interesting, my baby must be showing a situation based on the prompts you'd already imputed before the short circuit," Mei muttered thoughtfully as she rubbed her chin, her gaze taking in every detail it could, such as the time stamp reading for just over a year ago rather then a point in the future. "Or perhaps the logic processor has simply malfunctioned and is now just developing random scenarios."

"Well at least I won't be totally bored." Mirko said with a shrug while resting her chin in her hands.

He wore an orange hoodie with the hood pulled up to cover his hair, and over his hoodie he had a red cloak with black flames near the bottom of it. Covering his mouth and cheeks, he wore a medical mask, and he had on black pants to go with his orange hoodie. He was on the shorter side, being 166 cm in height, not overly tall for a guy, but he was muscular to match with it. Blond hair peeked out from under his hood, and he had orange markings around his yellow eyes, eyes with bar shaped pupils.

"Hmm, not bad for a scummy villain." Mirko said as she looked the young man over approvingly.

"He has a toad quirk." Tsuyu muttered, easily recognizing the eye-shape given her own frog-based quirk and her knowledge on the hopping amphibians in general.

"Don't be so quick to assume that," Midnight stated, getting the greenette's attention. "While it's not too common these days, more than a few villains have tried faking out the authorities and us heroes by donning faux quirk features. For all we know, those toad eyes are actually contact lenses and his real quirk could be something totally unrelated."

"Good point ribbit."

"Question, why are you kids still here?" Mirko asked dully. "Shouldn't you be heading back to class now?"

"The door's melted shut." Toru said while pointing towards said doorway, which was completely blackened and missing a doorknob.

"…Of course it is."

He was on the top of a building, surrounded by 3 heroes.

They had been called in by the police to arrested him, after he had stolen the weird little object that he had in his hands.

"Give it up, we have you cornered." A massive man, 205 cm tall, with massive muscles and a large, squared jaw. He had thick metal bands around his wrists, and his abs were on display since his hero costume was skin tight and didn't cover everything. Spiked back white hair, and his fists slamming together to show that he was ready for a fight.

"Death Arms, right?" The teenager asked with a grin under his mask. "Cool, you're a pretty big name... but not as big as All Might."

"Ugh, do you have any idea how annoying that is to hear all the time?" Mirko groaned in annoyance. "Every time it's 'You're no All Might' or 'Come on, where's the real Hero'. I mean come on, I'm in the top fricking five, doesn't that count for something?"

"Amen to that." Midnight said with a sigh.

He had 2 pretty big name heroes after him, and a hero who was in the Top 10.

"I was more than enough to handle a simple thief... don't see why you two needed to be called in. I didn't need any help in this." A tan skinned, tiny and muscular woman spoke with a confident grin. She was even shorter than the thief, 159 cm in height, and contrasting her tan skin was long white hair and red eyes, as well as her long white bunny ears instead of human ones. She had an attractive body, barely hidden by a white leotard with a yellow moon on it, white gloves, and purple thigh high stockings.

"Oh sweet, I'm actually in this too," Mirko said, her prior irritation suddenly changing to eagerness. "Time to watch me kick some ass."

"He broke into a highly secured vault, and stole a very expensive item... they called in those best suited for this situation." A scruffy man, also a tall 183 cm, with long black hair and a scruffy face, as well as yellow goggles on. He wore all black, except for his gray scarf that seemed overly large.

"And Aizawa-sensei too? That guy is doomed." Tsuyu said, Mei nodding in agreement.

"Mirko... and Eraser head... You're super hot... and you're... scruffy." The teen pointed to the two of them in turn.

He might be in a little bit of trouble.

"Ha, scruffy."

"Ppffffft... scruffy... you're a scum for being a villain, but I like the way you speak." Mirko spoke as she pointed back at the villain.

"Wow, this thing really is good at predicting people's reactions." Midnight stated after seeing both bunny women laugh at the same time.

"I told you, it doesn't actually predict things, it-"

"Don't bother, I don't think they're listening to us anymore." Tsuyu cut Mei off without looking away from the hologram.

She tensed her legs and rushed off at him faster than a speeding rabbit, he jumped up a clear 25 feet into the air and dodged her, landing on the opposite side of the roof top on his hands. She didn't hesitate to crack the rooftop when she changed directions and chased after him.

Without looking at Mirko, he ducked underneath her kick, and turned his head to look at her face from between her cleavage, with her looking down at him.

"Impressive reaction time and flexibility," Mirko stated, an excited grin forming on her lips. "I can already tell this is gonna be a fun fight to watch."

Death Arms threw a punch at the villain, and it was dodged as well, slamming into the rooftop and getting his fist stuck in it. Mirko put her feet on his chest, and kicked off of him to chase after the villain.

'He's got some kind of Quirk that gives him excellent spatial awareness...' Eraser Head's eyes glowed red, and his hair stood up, as he activated his own Quirk and stopped the quirk of the villain they were facing.

'Definitely sounds like a Toad quirk.' Tsuyu thought as she watched the villain fight. A little-known fact of toads, or frogs in general, was that they had an impressive awareness towards their surroundings which is why it was so tricky to sneak up on them at times.

He threw his scarf out and sling shot himself towards the villain, who threw himself off the top of the building to escape his line of sight.

Mirko stopped at the edge of the building, looking down.

"You guys are going to slow me down, I've got this!" Mirko jumped off the building after him, and she saw blinked when he touched the side of the building with his hand and stuck to it. She kept falling though, passing him and she grinned when she realized he had jumped knowing that she would jump after him.

"Clever boy, but you won't lose me that easily."

"Aren't you getting a little too into this?" Midnight asked her fellow hero with a quirked brow.

"You telling me you wouldn't do the same if that was you on screen?" Mirko asked back, making the adult rated hero shrug.

"Touché."

He jumped onto the side of another building, so she kicked the side of the building and followed after him. In mid air, she threw a kick at him as she passed him by, faster than him, but he ducked in the air and flipped as he reached the next building. He jumped through the air again, and she chased after him in their mid air fight the second she could get her foot onto the side of another building.

In minutes, they had already traveled far away from their starting building, Eraser Head and Death Arms long since left behind in the chase.

"Okay seriously, you do realize he's baiting you away from the others intentionally right?" Midnight asked as this happened, easily figuring out the thief's actions.

"Doesn't matter, don't need them, I can take him down on my own." Mirko stated confidently with a smirk.

'She's practically flying... this is so much fun.' The thief thought as he landed on the side of the building, and he felt her coming behind him. Instead of jumping, he did a back flip, and allowed her to kick the side of the building, her body breaking right through the glass, while he landed on the same building upside down, sticking to it, having just fallen a few feet.

He waited for her.

"What? Why'd he stop?" The bunny hero muttered, her brow rising in confusion.

"Ribbit, probably to throw you off," Tsuyu said while tapping her lips. "You would expect him to keep jumping so by stopping like that he could possibly catch you off guard while you're confused."

"Oh… well he's gonna be disappointment because there is no way I'd ever fall for such a ploy."

"You're not getting away from me!... where the hell did he go?" Mirko shouted as she ran to the edge of the broken glass, and looked out into the distance. He had to have jumped to try and escape from her, that was what he had been doing for minutes now.

"You were saying?" Tsuyu asked rhetorically, getting an annoyed grunt in response from the whitette.

"Oh shut up, this stupid thing just got it wrong."

"Hey! Don't call my baby stupid!" Mei exclaimed angrily.

The thief pushed off the building with his hands, front flipping so that he stood right in front of her.

Pushing his medical mask up just enough so that his lips were visible, he gave her a swift kiss on the lips, before he pulled back when she out of instinct kicked where he had been. Pulling his mask back down, she glared at him for the kiss.

…

"Why that son of a-"

"Bwahahaha! Oh man, that is one cheeky little bastard!" Midnight yelled as she burst into laughter, unintentionally cutting Mirko's angry swearing off in the process. She wasn't the only one to laugh either as Mei and Toru giggled heavily at both bunny women's reactions and suspicious sounding croak slipped past Tsuyu's lips.

"Consider that a thanks for the fun chase."

"You slipped me tongue you bastard... you've got some balls, I'll give you that." Mirko saw the thief jump again, and she chased after him.

"BWAHAHAHA!"

"Stop laughing damnit! It isn't that funny!"

A fiery passion to kick him in her eyes, she went full speed, breaking part of the building she jumped out of. She looked him eye to eye as he flipped through the air, her body sailing underneath him as he landed on top of the roof of a shorter building, and she went clean over it.

As soon as she landed, she jumped after him.

Oddly enough, he was standing completely still on the building, waiting for her to join him. He was looking at his wrist, which had a watch on it. She blinked in surprise, no doubt he was checking to see how long he had escaped from her. That time was over now, because she was going to end this.

"I'll be honest, if this were real he'd probably have broken the record for how long a villain's evaded capture from me, or at least gotten close." Mirko said, briefly thinking of some of her past jobs as a hero, the majority of which ended practically instantly due to her high speed and powerful kicks.

"5... 4..."

She landed.

"Oh how cute, he's even counting down to his capture."

"3...2"

"Uh Mirko," Midnight stopped laughing as a thought hit her, a very unpleasant thought. "I don't think that's why he's counting down."

"Oh please, what else could he waiting for then?"

"So, you decided to give up-" Mirko started to say, before she suddenly felt extremely weak, and dropped to her hands and knees.

"That." Was all Midnight said while pointing towards the projection.

All of her strength left her body, and she saw him grinning down at her, his mouth visible again.

"...1. As hot as you are, that kiss was for more than just a thanks for the fun. I didn't just slip you tongue, I slipped you poison. Don't worry, it's not lethal dose or anything, but once it kicks in, it really packs a kick." The thief stated to her as he leaned down to her level once her arms started to shake from the effort of holding herself up. She barely had the energy left to even glare at him.

"That sneaky son of a bitch, he roofied me!" The bunny woman yelled, pissed upon realizing she'd been played, even if it wasn't actually her.

"I hate to admit it, but it was a clever setup," Midnight muttered, "He took advantage of your cockiness and ego in order to blind you from his actual attack until it was too late."

"Definitely a Toad." Tsuyu added, the poison being the last piece she needed to confirm her belief of the villain's quirk.

He pulled out a knife.

'Shit... shit...' Mirko thought as he brought it closer to her.

He cut open a hole in her leotard, right between her breasts, exposing cleavage.

"He better not be doing what I think he's doing," Mirko growled as she stomped her foot, creating a crater in the floor. "I'll rip his nuts off if he does."

Pulling the stolen device out of his hoodie pocket, he dropped the device between her breasts. She fell onto her side, her arms not even able to holding her up anymore.

"Oh, I don't even want this thing, I just knew stealing this would be an awesome way to start this thing out... I'm not interested in stuff like this." The thief(?) said as he pulled out a marker, and he drew a spiral on her breast, right above her heart. Grabbing onto her wrist, he started to strip her gloves off of her hands, taking both of her gloves. "... and now to collect my first trophy. Thanks Bun-Bun... you can say you were able to steal that back from me, I don't mind. I've got what I wanted." He put her gloves in his pocket, and walked backwards towards the edge of the building.

…

"Oh great, he's one of those types." Mirko groaned while Midnight patted her back with a chuckle.

"Those types?" Toru repeated questioningly, her collar bending to show that her head was tilted to the side in confusion.

"He's a thrill seeker, not really a villain in the traditional sense since he's more focused on besting Heroes simply for fun and fame rather than actually committing crime," The adult rated hero elaborated for the invisible girl. "They crop up all the time, though not many last very long since they tend to bite off more then they can chew."

"Not to mention they tend to be very full of themselves, thinking they can beat anybody just because they are some important person or have some stupid flashy quirk," Mirko added somewhat bitterly. "At least this guy seems like he was taking things seriously."

"You... bastard..."

"My villain name is Kurama, remember that."

With that, he was gone, taking a single step off the side of the building and dropping down into the alley below. Cursing her luck, but unable to follow him, she was forced to stare down at her ungloved hands.

"Hmm, Kurama… not half bad, rolls off the tongue and sounds pretty ominous at the same time." Midnight muttered, testing the name a few times before nodding in approval.

"It isn't the worst I've heard," Mirko agreed begrudgingly, still a bit annoyed but not overly so given that it wasn't real. "Makes me think of foxes for some reason though."

-With (Kurama)-

"Phew, that one was closer, if she had actually hit me, I would have been screwed." 'Kurama' spoke as he got out his phone and started to call somebody. Pulling the mask off his face, and taking his cloak off, folding it up and pulling it into his hoodie front pocket. His whisker marked cheeks were revealed, and as he pulled down his hoodie his golden spiky hair was fully revealed.

"Oh, he's cute." Toru couldn't help but say as 'Kurama's' face was exposed. "And he looks like he's around our age, huh Tsu-chan?"

"Indeed ribbit," The frog girl said with a nod. "Though I wonder what those whisker tattoos are for."

"I think they're kinda cute, makes me want to pinch his cheeks."

"Hahahaha! So not only was he a first-timer but also a squirt! That has got to suck for you Mirko!" Midnight said between fits of laughter while said bunny-themed hero grit her teeth in annoyance.

The person he called answered the phone.

"Sup Naruto, what are you calling about?"

"So his name is Naruto huh? I'll have to remember that for… later." Mirko said with a grin as she cracked her knuckles ominously.

"You do realize that even if this Naruto is actually real and not just a randomly generated character that he hasn't actually done any of this?" Mei pointed out, only to be ignored.

"Are you watching the news?" Naruto asked with a wide grin across his face. He wondered if he had made news yet. He really wanted to see if his first crime had made national TV, or just local television.

"All Might stopped a weird villain from stealing some kid's body, but otherwise it was a pretty slow news day."

"Hey, I remember that, Death Arms wouldn't shut up about it," Mirko muttered, "Kept going on about some reckless quirkless kid running in trying to be a hero."

*Achoo* Only Tsuyu noticed Izuku sneeze quietly in his unconscious state, the boy's face still red as a tomato.

Naruto clicked his teeth in annoyance, before he hung up his phone.

"Yeah, it's gonna take more than just one small scuffle like that to get on the news." Midnight said with a roll of her eyes. That was another reason thrill seekers tended not to last long, many assumed that they'd be all over the news after just one encounter only to be sorely disappointed when they'd at best get a small footnote.

It seemed like he needed to have a repeat performance.

"Alright! That means I'll get another chance to kick that little bastard's ass!" Mirko said with a grin, not caring about the hypocritical irony in a hero wanting a villain to commit crime.

Suddenly though, the screen went black with a loading circle in the middle.

"Hey! What's the big idea!?" The bunny-themed hero exclaimed in outrage.

"Sheesh, calm down lady, my baby is just buffering the next scene" Mei said with a wave of her hand. "The programing can only process so much data at a given time so I made it work on individual chunks at a time. It should only take a few minutes."

"Well dang, now I really wish we could get out of here, I'd love to go get some popcorn cause this shit is just getting hilarious." Midnight said while glancing at the ruined doorway…

*Smash* "I AM HERE!"

…Just as a ridiculously muscular man with spiky blonde hair busted it down with a big smile.

-End Chapter-

AN: Done at the request and with approval of FairyTailDragonSlayer.