"I never thought i would say this but i wish the clock would go slower" lincoln thought to himself. He sat in his 8th period math class thinking about what will happen tomorrow. Tomorrow is april fools days, luan's favorite holiday. Even though lincoln was 16 now he was still afraid of his older sister on that particular day.

"Come on loud you gotta think of something. Here we are another year of pranking and you don't have a strategy?"

The teenager clenched his fist in frustration. At that moment his phone began to go off. The teacher and the other students turned their attention to the adolescent. Lincoln blushed followed by a nervous chuckle.

"Ha ha mr lake can i take this out of in the hall?" he requested. Mr lake nodded his head. Lincoln promptly stood up from his desk. He then Made his way to the door with eyes still trained on him. He left the classroom shutting the door behind him. Lincoln sighed with relief as he took out his phone from his pocket. The caller ID displayed the name edgar lee. "Oh my god not this chick again how the hell did she get my cell phone number?" He groaned. Lincoln pressed accept then put the phone up to his ear.

"Why if it isn't lincoln loud how's my longtime friend"

"I'm doing good Edgar how did you get my number but most importantly what do you want?"

"Don't you worry about that i just wanted to say hi ha ha"

Edgar gave a sinister sounding laugh. Lincoln didn't reply to her response he just hanged up. He put it back in his pants pocket. The person who just called was a girl named edgar lee she is what one would label as a delinquent or a punk. Edgar hung around with a bad crowd that smoked,steal,skip school and broke rules in addition laws on occasion. The loud boy had a large group of friend but somehow she became part of it.

Lincoln ran his hands through his hair. The stressed out loud started to walk down the hall. He picked up the pace when he turned the corner. Lincoln saw a boys restroom upon seeing it he quickly ran inside. The teen rushed into one of the empty stalls . Lincoln lock it then proceeded to sit on the toilet seat. The lad buried his face in the palms of his hands.

"Damn it why me? Things can't possibly get worse" he let out a sigh of despair.

"Oh but it will little brother" a familiar female voice replied. Lincoln immediately took his face out of his hands. His eyes grew gigantic a look of terror appeared on his face. "No,No fuck no this can't be fucking real?" lincoln cursed unlocking the stall door. He opened the door coming face to face with his older sister luan loud. Luan did not changed that much over the years. Now age 20 she no longer had her hair up in a ponytail it went past her shoulders. she worn purple eyeshadow. Ironically the comedians clothing style never really evolved either luan still wore a white shirt with a yellow checkered shirt. The 20 year old women gave a sadistic smile at the speechless lincoln.

"What cat got your tongue linc ha ha" she laughed.

Lincoln tried to find the correct words to articulate. To him this woman was insane. If you actually think about it having a individual come to your school, wait in the bathroom for you and insanely laugh at you isn't what you call normal. Luan went to extreme lengths to get her message across but not like this. This time she crossed. Lincoln at this point was really did starting to question her mental state.

"Lu-lu-luan wh-what are you doing here?" he stuttered. Luan smirked then proceeded to give a explanation.

"Oh little brother you know why im just here. I just came to tell you how im planning to start off april fools in the loud house. 9 people will be unlucky but 1 will lucky".

The young brunette giggled. This made the poor terrified youth sick to his stomach.

"Luan listen to me i dont think your well!"

He claimed cowering in fear. He saw luan's toothy smile changed into a wrathful scowl. Luan aggressively grabbed him by the shirt pulling him closer towards her.

"You think i'm crazy ha ha ha ha my own brother thinks I'M FUCKING CRAZY. I'M NOT INSANE IM JUST TOO HILARIOUS FOR MY TIME. I LIKE PULLING PRANKS AND JOKES IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU ALL DONT GET IT" luan angrily snapped.

"Come on sis you almost killed your own sisters and only brother every year. You almost killed lana with rhubarb pies which you know lana is extremely allergic too. You constructed a trap that dumped bleach on lucy. if she was to get that stuff in her eyes or accidently ingested it she would have been killed or seriously injured. But the monkey thing with lynn, come on i don't even have to explain that shit. Luan your pranks are not funny they are dangerous not to mention deadly"

Lincoln explained. The brunette lean in closer to him and whispered into his ear.

"I'm am not mentally ill."

Luan violently threw lincoln onto the bathroom floor. Upon doing so she ran out the bathroom. He was left shaken up. Lincoln immediately got up from the floor and bolted out of the bathroom. He turned his head to see a girl leaning up against the lockers. The girl had long green hair, pasty white skin. She wore fishnet tights stocking with a black dress. Around her neck was a black leather heart choker. The girl vaped Juul e-cigarette, blowing a huge puff of smoke from her lips towards lincoln.

" whats up snow bunny"

"Im doing fine edgar!"

He replied with a annoyed tone. Edgar chuckled as smoke exited out her nose and mouth.

"So who was the girl that ran out of the boys bathroom. She seem to be acting so suspicious as fuck." The rebel asked letting out a loud laugh at lincoln's expense.

"That...that was my sister" lincoln replied in a regretful tone of voice.

"Oh it was luan wasn't it ha ha ha i heard she fucking crazy on april fools day. You guys are toast" edgar once again giggled. Lincoln started to get angry but his hostile look within seconds transitioned into a sorrowful look.

"It's not funny... every year me, the rest of my sisters not mention my parents have been threatened by luans pranks. They could ultimately kill us, ruin our lives or injure us. You always joke around,threaten me and get me into trouble don't know why" Lincoln sobbed. Edgars smile faded as she began to comprehend the serious nature of his situation.

"Oh my god"

The green haired girl whispered under breath. Edgar walked over to lincoln and gave him a hug. This shocked the 16 year old, i mean he knew edgar since 6th grade . She never displayed or shown any type of kindness especially toward lincoln.

" I'm sorry if i was and have been insensitive towards you in the past. I am truly am sorry" edgar gave a heartfelt apology as she release him. The gothic girl gave lincoln a warm smile with a wink as she began to walk down the hall. 2:45pm came around the end of the day rang throughout the school building. Edgar was outside in the parking lot. She was leaning up against her red corvette. Doing the same thing she did earlier. Smoke her juul vape. Edgar let out a sigh of disappointment at the same letting a gust of smoke escape her mouth. " I never thought luan was a that big of a fucking lunatic" she told to herself.

" i never thought you be wasting your time on earth when you should be doing what i asked" a women scolded the young girl. The lady had black hair not to mention patsy white skin like edgar. She wore a black Pencil skirt with a white shirt. The lady snatched the e-cigarette out of her hand. The adolescent rolled her eyes at her followed by a smirk.

" Oh my god the devil i mean my mother doesn't want me to smoke. Ha how ironic. Can i have my juul back please" Edgar politely requested with sarcastic in her voice. Her mother stood there giving her daughter a annoyed scowl.

"First of all no damn vaping you just turned 17 two days ago. Plus You better have found someone!" She barked putting her hand on her hips.

"Yeah i did its my imaginary friend tom" edgar replied in a mocking way. This made her mother go from one to hundred real fast.

"DAMN IT EDGAR THIS IS SERIOUS YOU BETTER FIND A SOMEONE TO BE YOUR SERVANT SOON"

"Ahh yes mother" edgar moaned . Later that day at around sunset Lincoln pulled into the driveway. He

turned off his car. Upon doing so he reflected on the april fools day in the past. Realising how luans pranks have got worse as she grew older. " i have never been so scared to go in my house in my damn life. No one should be scared to go home" lincoln thought to himself. He got out of his white 1995 honda civic. The so called man with a plan paused taking a deep breath then exhaled out continuing on making his way up onto the porch . The boy with the opened his front door to see a unsettling spectacle . Rita,lynn sr and the rest of his sisters were sitting down on the couch. Luan was standing in front of them with sadistic smile on her face. She turned her attention toward lincoln then motioned her hand for him to come here. The tensed lincoln loud walked over to the couch with his attention focused more on his other siblings than luan. The expressions on their faces were that of sadness mixed with a bit of disappointment. "Good evening ladies and gentlemen i have a announcement" the deranged looking brunette announced to her family.

" I made my decision the person i decided to spare this april fools is... lincoln ha ha" She laughed. Lincoln's jaw almost dropped down to the floor when he heard this. A wide smile formed across his face but the smile didn't last long once he remembered that this individual was Luan Loud. The person who is underhanded not to mention deceitful. Lincoln wasn't the lucky loud chosen he was the unlucky prey and luans the predator. The next morning came, the sun once again rose over royalwoods michigan. The time is 8:30am the sun light shined through lincoln's bedroom window. He laid there in his bed quivering in terror. He tightly grabbed ahold of his blanket as if his life depended on it. The middle child was unsure whether or not to take the chance to get out of bed to explore the possibility bobbyed traped house.

Lincoln's heart pounded like crazy. After moments of thinking of potential also frightening scenarios if he opened up the door. He decided to take the risk. Lincoln got out of bed wearing only his orange pajamas. Shortly before he could move towards the door it was kicked open, causing lincoln to jump back in shocked. The teenager quickly saw the person who kicked in his bedroom door. The culprit was luan with a pistol in her hand. Her hair was tied back into a ponytail and also dyed green. The 20 year old had on white face paint along with red lipstick on her lips. The comedians attire consisted of purple pants with a orange shirt underneath a purple jacket. "Good morning,good morning it's great to stay up late. Good morning to you" she sang in a demented speaking voice. Lincoln's stood there confused,scared, needless to say a little creeped out. He saw luan slowly raised the gun up to him. Lincoln's eyes grew gigantic as he came to understand her intentions.

"Luan... what... are you... doing?"

The white haired child stuttered. She smile and thrown her head back laughing.

"I'm getting rid of the problem which you. I never like you, i never loved you lincoln. I Hated you with a passion the day your came into this world"

Luan confessed as she growled at lincoln.

"So all those times you hanged out with,taught me your skills of comedy, the times you comfort me and said you love me was all a front?" Lincoln shouted at his sister as he began to get tears in his eyes.

"Well yeah duh, you know for a smart guy you are not that damn bright"

She insulted him. At that instant, rage overwhelmed the terrified boy. His eyebrows lowered as he clenched his fist.

"I'm not going to die without a fight. I will be damned if i'm going to get shot my a fucking clown!" lincoln thought to himself. A light bulb went off in his brain . He had plan but first he had to distract luan.

"Its weird usually its not this quiet in the morning. I mean it's impossible for someone not to hear you kicking in my door" lincoln wondered. Luan rolled her eyes with annoyance at his question.

"Well lincoln logs its simple. The answer is that No ones here's. They left fearing that they will get pranked. You see i know how you all would think. If i seem like i spared one of you from my pranks you will let your guard down a little while the others ran for the hills. They thought that your not a target so they left you here with your dear older sister". the clown explained waving her gun around. Lincoln slowly move towards his beside dress where his alarm clock sat on. He gave a luan a smirk.

"Have you heard of the fight or flight reflex?"

"Yeah so what's your point? " she asked. Lincoln abruptly grab his alarm clock then chucked it at luan hitting her in the knee. The gun fell out of her hand on to the floor. Lincoln thought about grabbing the pistol but decided it would be best to run like hell. The teenager made a break for the door when luan grabbed him by the back of his shirt.

"You little brat you ain't going nowhere i been waiting 12 damn months for this moment" she angrily hissed throwing him out into hallway. Lincoln's back hit the wall he see the nutty women grabbing her gun off the floor. He ran toward the stairs with luan following behind him gun in hand.

"Come here little brother" she shouted. Lincoln finally made it to the edge of the stairs. Luan leaped forward resulting in the two to tumble down the stairs. When the siblings hit the floor they both started to moan in pain. The injured lincoln got up holding his left arm. He tried to move his arm but when lincoln tried he felt nothing excruciating pain coming from his shoulder. Lincoln quickly exam his shoulder to discover it was dislocated.

He tried to ran away but felt something around his right ankle prevent him escaping. Lincoln glanced down to see a smiling luan grabbing ahold of his ankle.

"Where you going the party's getting started" luan said.

"Fuck..You" lincoln yelled stomping on the clown arm causing her to let go of his ankle. Lincoln bolted for the kitchen luan got back on her feet and once ran after him.

"Damn it ,damn it,DAMN IT" lincoln cussed as he desperately tried to open the back door. He looked over his shoulder to find luan limping toward him at a very fast pace. Ditching all attempts to unlock the backdoor lincoln raised his leg and kick the door knocking it off his hinges. Still holding his arm lincoln tried to walk down the back porch step but sadly tripping over his feet in the process. Lincoln fell on the cold wet grass. By this stage of the fight for survival he had given up. Tears started to forms in his eyes as luan came into his view with a psychotic grin. Luan raised gun in his direction lincoln closed his eye so he didn't see her pull the trigger to end his life. The teen heard a loud bang causing him to tensed up his body. But oddly enough lincoln didn't feel anything enter his body. The 16 year old slowly opened eyes to discover luan with a huge toothy grin on her face. He noticed a stick with a little flag attached to it. Written on it was the word bang in all caps.

"HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY LINCOLN" luan loud said loudly with glee. Lincoln was speechless he couldn't believe what was happening. All this was a damn prank. His face turned bright red he slowly got up from the ground giving his older sister a cold glare.

"I hate you luan" lincoln said with no emotion in his voice. The prankster scoffed at his remark thinking he didn't mean it.

" Come on give your big sister a hug" she said opening up her arms waiting for a hug.

"I MEAN IT LUAN,I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU" Lincoln screamed. Luan lowered her arm with a frown.

"YOU THINK IT'S ALL A JOKE. THE PAIN,THE WOUNDS, THE INJURIES. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT THAT YOUR FAMILY SHOULDN'T BE SCARED OF YOU".

"Lincoln...come on i didn't mean no of it" luan quietly replied.

"I SWEAR TO GOD LUAN LOUD I WILL GET RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST YOU. I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT I WILL FIND A WAY TO GET YOU OUT OF MY FUCKING LIFE FOR GOOD. I DON'T WANT A PSYCHO AS MY SISTER...OW". All of a sudden lincoln grabbed tightly ahold of his chest. He felt a burning heaving pain in a spot where his heart was located. The pain was go extreme it cause lincoln to drop to his knees ignoring the pain of his dislocated shoulder. Lincoln started retch as if he was going to vomit.

"Oh my god lincoln are you okay" asked quickly rushing to her brothers aid.

"No... i ...can't...breath..." lincoln told her as he hyperventilated. Lincoln's view of luan began to become blurry. The 16 year old fell over on his side as he started to hear ringing in his ears. Lincoln blurred vision slowly turned into nothing but pure white. After a few minutes of seeing white his vision began to return Not mentioned his hearing as well. Lincoln's ears was met with the loud unsetting sound of people screaming in pain. Once his vision became clear he saw everything was surrounded by flames. Lincoln looked up towards the sky to see nothing but black And What appeared to be winged beings that were not human flying around the place.

"What, this can't be possible hell don't exist"

Lincoln told himself. Soon after saying that a large amount of black soot fell from above landing on top of his head cover his snow white hair disguising it as a black color.

"Come on if you can't find a candidate on earth how about here"

Lincoln heard someone said as they walk toward his direction.

"I hate the ones on earth and i certainly hate the ones in this ugly ass place".

Another female voice replied. The two individuals came out of mist. Lincoln saw it was a women and a young girl that seem to be the same age as him. The women looked be in her early 30s with black hair. She had light pale skin. The lady wore black pants,black shirt and a black trench coat. Walking with her was the girl. Unlike the women she had dark blue hair. Her skin was pale. The girl wore the same black clothing.

"She looks familiar" he thought to himself. The two came up to him. They both looked at lincoln with a look of disgust.

"What about him?".

"No i don't like him. This one looks weak,cowardly, doesn't seem to have been in a fist fight in his life. Basically another one that should be thrown in the pit of fire" the blue haired girl suggested. Lincoln's heart dropped when her what she said.

"You know what im done do whatever you want. God your so fucking picky" the women complained as she walked away.

"Yeah yeah whatever mom" she groaned. The girl turned her attention back to lincoln. She gave the terrified boy a evil smile. The girl grabbed lincoln hairs but soon let go with a surprise looked on her face. She examined her hand to discover it was black soot.

"What the fuck soot.. wait a minute" the girl said as she began to ruffle lincoln's hair brushing off the black soot revealing his white hair. The girl gave a sinister smile once again.

" well well well looks like its the snow bunny!"

When the girl said that lincoln's eye widen in fear.

"Ed-Ed-Edgar?".