Chapter 5: A bizarre story about multiverses
(Okay so this is not a reaction chapter but more like plot, chapter, sort of thing. I like the idea of multiverses and yeah I want to make more of this, I hope you like it)
A new world was showed in front of team RWBY and the rest of team JNPR.
"Wow, where are we?", asked Weiss as she contemplated the forest where she and the group were now. it was a forest with green trees. exotic flowers from different colors, and the song of birds filling the air while the sun was shining.
"Kinda reminds me of Patch", said Yang.
"Are there grimm too?", asked Ruby.
"I don't think so", noted Pyrrha, "Zeta told us there are not Grimm in this zone, or any enemy we should know about"
"Only Jaune is here, along wIth that woman spirit somewhere", added Ren.
Weiss and the girls growled a bit, but said nothing and started to walk
"This forest is so awesome!", said Nora, staring at the colorful trees that surrounded her, then she looked at the talking conch shell, "I wonder what fearless leader is doing, is he watching other versions of us?"
"Yes", replied the conch shell.
"Wait, really?", asked Yang confused, ""How?"
"If we are watching versions of Jaune, then wouldn't be a surprise he had been watching other versions of himself and us, after all I think we are in a magical zone, if I can name it like that"
"To be honest I still think we are in a dream", said Weiss.
the group continued walking a bit more until they feel how something from behind was approaching.
"Do you hear that?", asked Ren.
"Sounds like an animal approaching", said Pyrrha.
"A monster?", asked Yang ready to fight
"I think it's just a normal animal" replied Blake nonchalantly.
then, a horse appeared, being mounted by-
"Jaune?!", the team shouted shocked at how their friend on a horse, wearing an old armor and an old lance.
"Oh well look at this!", Jaune said excited, "People in need to be rescued! Tell me what do you need, oh poor people! and I! Sir Don Jauxote of la mancha! Will fight for your freedom, against evil!"
"Eh what?", said Yang, raising a brow.
"Why are you wearing an old armor Jaune?"
"And why he's speaking funny?", giggled Nora. "and what is a Don anyway?"
"How insulting of your part, oh young lady", Said Jaune, " I tell you that my name is not Jaune, yet you call me with that insipide name."
"Insipide- Jaune! Get down of that horse now!", Weiss demanded.
The horse relinched in response.
"How dare, oh young lady with white hair, to insult my beautiful Rocinante by calling him a simple horse!", Jaune said, indignant."It's the most perfect horse of all the seven kingdoms!"
"Wait, you don't know who are us?", asked Blake.
"I have been on epic and great adventures around the world, Oh lady with the black bow, yet I never saw a group of ladies like you."
"Uh I'm a man", raised a hand Ren.
"...Ohh, it is true", said knight Jaune, "And you look like my squire, I wonder where is he now:"
"Behind you, as always, Don Jauxote", then, a Ren with short hair and a straw hat appeared, riding a donkey.
The short haired Ren looked at the group, specifically at his counterpart, "Well, I have to say I wasn't expecting other people that wasn't Jaune around here."
"Ren? Is that you?", said Pyrrha shocked
"Oh my god your hair!", Exclaimed Yang.
"... Well this is unexpected", said Ren with the long hair.
"Donkey!", Exclaimed Nora as she approached to the animal and started petting its head.
"It's your first time here?", asked short haired Ren, "You can follow us, we were just going to the city"
"A city?", asked Pyrrha, then muttered, "Zeta never told us about a city…"
"Eh thanks but we need to find Jaune.", said Ruby.
"Which one? Your original Jaune?", asked the other Ren, "That would be a bit hard for you, considering everyone in the city is Jaune"
"There are more Jaunes?!", asked Ruby. "How many?!"
"Follow us, you can talk to thane of the city and you will probably find your Jaune"
"Oh, so we are going to help these ladies today? Well, I can't complain, all the good knights have to help to the desperate people even if they insult your name and your horse! Good job, my squire!", said the knight Jaune.
"It's a pleasure, Don Jauxote", Ren said nonchalantly, and the donkey and the horse started to walk, leaving the group behind them
Soon, the two teams followed the two riders while talking to the second Ren.
"So you both are a counterpart of our Jaune and Ren?", asked Yang.
"What?! A counterpart of who?!", yelled the knight Jaune as he turned to see the group, "I'll show to that imposter!"
"There are not imposters in this place, my lord", said calmly the Ren on the donkey.
"It better be! Nothing can compare to the real Knight of the sorrowful Countenance!", said the knight Jaune before turning to the front again.
"What's with him?", whispered Yang.
The Ren on the donkey sighed, "He's…a bit mentally unstable."
"Why are you following him then?", asked Weiss.
"Someone has to watch him and see that he doesnt hurt himself. Besides, I've been his neighbour and good friend from years, but he read too many adventure books and now he thinks he's a knight in shining armor."
Ren smiled a bit that even these counterparts were good friends, though he was concerned about the adventure books and Jaunes mental health.
"So all the things he's saying are just a product of his imagination?", asked Blake.
"Not entirely, we have been fighting against other knights and had interesting adventures, but he uses to exaggerate and see things that are not there."
"How so?", asked Pyrrha.
"Once he fought against two windmills, saying that they were giants", said the short haired Ren, making Yang and Nora scoff and laugh.
"I noted you seem pretty calm about talking to other versions of you and friends from other world ", said the other Ren.
"That's why it's not the first time I meet another counterpart of mine", said the short haired Ren, "You see, this is not a place where you can call a very normal place."
"So you know where we are now?", asked Ruby.
"We are somewhere, in a place whose name I didn't care to know, but this is the only place where almost all universes are connected.", explained Ren on the donkey, "Once upon a time, a portal appeared in front of us, my lord entered and I followed him, and now, we come here often to rest, claim loot, and for new missions that me and my lord can realize without difficulty"
"Oh, so it's like a videogame?", asked Ruby.
"What's a video game?", asked the short haired Ren.
"Forget that last part", groaned Blake, "So, I guess you both come from a medieval age?"
"Medieval? I guess you are talking about an age where there wasn't things and magic objects like other Jaunes have"
"I hope it doesn't get any crazier than it already is", hoped Pyrrha.
"You will see soon", replied the short haired Ren before was interrupted by knight Jaune
"Look my dear squire! I can finally see the great kingdom of Arcadia!", He exclaimed.
Then, the group could see a giant blue castle surrounded by lots of houses, buildings, and surrounded by big walls that were being guarded by guards on shiny armor.
"Wow…", Ruby could not formulate a word, it was like she was on one of those adventure books.
"A castle!", Nora exclaimed excited, "Ren!"
"Yes?", exclaimed both Rens before looking at each other
"Can we go to the castle? Please!", begged Nora.
"I don't know Nora, we should find where the Thane of the city is", said the Ren with the long hair.
"The thane is on that castle", pointed the short haired Ren, "You should go there if you want to find your Jaune."
"Yay!", shouted Nora happily as she went in direction of the castle, "First we find Jaune, then we will conquer the city and I will be the queen of the castle!"
The group walked a bit more around a green field until they stopped in front of a gray wall that surrounded the kingdom.
Two guards with two metal helmets who were patrolling a big wooden gate approached to the knight Jaune and the short haired Ren
"Names please?", asked one of the guards that sounded a bit familiar to the group.
"My name is Don Jauxote of La Mancha!", exclaimed proudly the knight Jaune, "And this man at my left is my loyal squire, Sancho Ren"
"Sancho?", Ren repeated confused.
"I was born in a place called Spain, the names are a bit different there", Explained the other Ren.
"So names can change too…", noted Pyrrha while Nora tried to contain her laugh.
One of the guards took out a notebook and wrote the names, "So, that group of Team RWBY, Nora, Pyrrha and Nora are coming with you?"
"Exactly sir", replied the short haired Ren.
"Alright", said one guard, "You can enter, but don't let that group alone for too much time"
The other guard whistled, and suddenly the gate was opened, showing the medieval city.
"Well, that would be for now, have fun, but not so much fun, and please respect the law", said one of the guards.
"And also please, keep a look on Nora, if it's her first time here we would like if you stop her", added the other one while the squire and the crazy knight started to ride their mounts.
"Wait, do you know who are us?", Yang raised a brow
"Well, of course, you are Jaune's friends", said one of the guards as he take out his helmet, revealing another Jaune, "And therefore, my friends too!"
"Hey, don't take out your helmet, Guard Jaune", said the other guard annoyed and hitting him on the head.
"Ugh, fine", groaned the other Jaune as he put his helmet on.
the group couldn't help but laugh a bit at the situation.
"So what is this? A world where almost all the Jaune's of all universes reunite?", Weiss asked.
"Sometimes Rubys, Rens, Yangs, Blakes, Weisses, Noras or Pyrrhas come and stay here", said the guard, now with his helmet on, "But most of the population in this kingdom are Jaunes who like to rest, have fun, or look for a new adventure in this or another world."
"Sounds like an RPG world", said Yang.
"Yeah Yeah almost everyone says the same the first time they come here ", said the other guard sarcastically, "Well, enough talk, just enter, we have to close the door quickly."
The group simply nodded, and they walked towards the gate and entered to the kingdom.
Once the gate closed behind them, they were surprised to see a lots of Jaune's in the streets.
there were Jaunes selling food on the streets, Jaunes with exotic swords and guns, and Jaune's with incredible costumes.
"Wow, it's like, the perfect crossover", Yang muttered.
"So many Jaunes… it's like a dream come true…", whispered Pyrrha.
"Oh my god!", Ruby squeaked as she approached to a Jaune with white hair and wearing a stylish red coat, "Look at the design of that sword! and those guns! where did you find them?!"
The white haired Jaune blinked, then chuckled, "Well well, I wasn't expecting a Ruby in this place. I knew this would be a good day, but I would prefer if you don't drool on me. a bit of personal space would be nice", he gently pushed Ruby to the side.
"Ohh white hair!", Nora exclaimed, "You look so cool fearless leader!"
"Thank you Nora, and you look as crazy as always.", replied the white haired Jaune, trying to push the two girls away.
"Oh look, a new Jaune", said Yang, "I hope that you have another name so we can difference you from the others."
The white haired boy chuckled, "Well of course baby, my name is Jaune Dante Arc, nice to meet y'all, first time here? you will get used."
"I doubt it, this looks like one of those crazy dreams of Nora, right Blake?", Yang said, but didn't receive an answer, she turned around and saw Blake carrying a ninja Jaune, "Seriously Blake?"
"Yang, you don't understand, it's a shinobi! like one from my books!", exclaimed the cat faunus.
"You mean like one of your smut books?", said Yang, and Blake growled in response.
"Ehm can you help me?", asked the ninja Jaune.
Yang sighed, "Blake, put him down, it's not our Jaune."
"But.. but-"
"Hey Blake, do you know our Jaune knows how to fish?", giggled Nora.
Blake's eyes widened, "Wait, really?"
"Yup! he even has a fishing rod in our room! I remember he went to a lake that is near Beacon and fished a big one! Ren said it was Tuna or something like that", explained Nora.
Blake stared at the ninja Jaune, "Can you fish too?"
"If I say no would you put me down?", asked the ninja Jaune.
That was enough for Blake to drop the ninja to the ground, "Let's find our Jaune."
"Ow.", groaned the ninja who was laying in the ground.
"Huh I thought all ninjas landed on their two feets"
"Shut up"
"hahaha! Classic Blake", the group, except for Ruby who was staring at Jaunes swords, turned around and saw a Jaune wearing black clothes under a brown leather vest, gauntlets, boots, a poncho around his shoulders a mask covering the lower half of his face and a Stetson hat.
"And what are you supposed to be? a cowboy Jaune?", Yang raised a brow.
"Cowboy? heh", scoffed Jaune, "I prefer being called a bounty hunter."
"That's why you have all those guns?", asked Blake.
"It's not so much, only enough for the job", replied nonchalantly the blonde gunslinger.
"so a tough Jaune huh? I have to say I wasn't expecting a Jaune that kills people for money", said Yang disappointed.
"Hey, a job is a job, sunshine, cut me some slack, will ya?"
"Don't call me sunshine again, cowboy", growled yang, "The only Jaune I'll accept calling me like that is my Jaune."
"Oh! a loyal Yang! I like those, they use to be great fighters", chuckled the gunslinger Jaune, "A shame, because I'd like to invite you for some rounds on the cantine."
"Not interested", replied Yang.
"Not even as friends? C'mon, I'll even pay the drinks this time."
"Tempting, but no, me and my friends still have to- Ruby what are you doing with those weapons?!", Yelled the blonde brawler as she saw that her sister was not only holding Jaune Dante's sword, but a strange saw cleaver with bandages and a little metal cane, along with a red and blue shield on her feet
"Look Yang! This weapon is a sable laser!", Ruby said excited as she pushed a button on the cane, activating a green laser, "Our Jaune needs one of these!"
Suddenly the sable was tossed out of Ruby's hands, "Hey!"
The sable magically flew to a Jaune with a beige robe, beige pants and beige boots.
"I understand you like the weapon but it was not necessary to steal it, Ruby Rose", said the new Jaune.
"Wow and you are?"
"Jaune Skywalker, now if you excuse me I have something to do", he said as he walked away.
"Me too, excuse me but I need this", another Jaune with a blue and red suit appeared as he grabbed the shield, "Oh! and, Jaune Rogers, but you can call me Captain America if you want."
"Don't tell me, you're a superhero", stated Blake.
Jaune chuckled, "I guess you could say that, it's better than being called a supersoldier."
"What's an America by the way?", asked Yang.
"It's a country, in a planet called Earth, you should visit it one day", smiled the captain, "Now if you excuse me, I have a reunion with my team, good day ladies."
then he walked away with the shield on his hand, leaving with a last "good" impression of him.
Yang whistled, "Now that's a good view!"
"Leggins… we need to buy leggings to our Jaune…", Blake whispered on a hungry tone.
Meanwhile Ruby whimpered as she stared at the saw cleaver, "Well, at least I still have two beautiful weapons on my hands…"
Suddenly, a new Jaune appeared, wearing a black tricorn, a gray duster coat, a pair of brown leather boots, a pair of black gauntlets with golden ornaments and a reddish bandana covering his face.
"Cough! cough!", Jaune cleared his voice and pointed to the saw cleaver that Ruby was holding.
"Oh! I guess this is yours?", Ruby said as she offered the saw cleaver to Jaune.
"...", Jaune said nothing, instead he just grabbed the saw cleaver, turned around and walked away.
"Well that was not very considering of his part", grumbled Yang.
"It's not like we can blame him, I stole his weapon after all", said Ruby dejectedly.
"Uh I know this can be a bad moment, but whatever, can I have my sword back?", asked Jaune Dante. Ruby sighed before giving it to Jaune Dante, "Thanks, I have a party to go at 8 and it won't begin without me.", Jaune Dante blew a kiss before walking away.
Yang sighed, "Well, that was something"
"We should go to the castle f we want to find Jaune, like the short haired Ren said", informed Blake.
"Oh! Castle! Castle!", Nora cheered, "Did you hear that Re- Ren?", Nora turned around and a few meters away was the long haired guy talking to another Jaune.
but this Jaune was very different from the others. this, was a girl.
"So, your name is?", Ren asked confused, staring at the girl that have the same clothes as his leader and brother. the girl had a long blonde ponytail and two precious eyes of sky blue color.
the girl giggled, "My name is Jeanne, and well, it's nice to see a new version of you that is not a female."
"W-what do you mean with that?", asked Ren.
"Oh! well I come from a world where you and me are the girls, and the rest of our team are boys, crazy right? I thought it was something normal when, surprise! I found a portal and next thing I knew was that ten male versions of me where shaking hands with me like if I was a celebrity! looks like female versions of Jaune are not seeing very often right?", she giggled again.
Ren cold feel how his cheeks were warming as he listened at the angelic sounds of Jeanne's giggles
"H-Hey, are you okay Ren?", asked Jeanne concerned, "Suddenly your face is red, are you sick?"
"I-I…"
"Okay I'll put a stop to this", said Nora as she grabbed Ren's right earlobe and lead him to the group
"Ouch! Nora!"
"No whimpers Renny, also nice to meet you, girl version of fearless leader!", she shouted.
"Uh thanks I guess?", Jeanned replied awkwardly as she saw the couple of friends leave, "Guess those two are together-together, no matter what universe are they from..."
"Well this can't get any weirder", admitted Yang.
"Sure you don't want to see that then?", Blake pointed to where Pyrrha was.
Pyrrha was awkwardly standing in front of a dozen of Jaunes with black tunics that were praising her on the ground. one of those Jaune were using a red tunic, probably their leader.
"Long life to Pyrrha Nikos!", said the Jaunes at the unison.
"Uh guys, can you help me?", Pyrrha asked awkwardly.
Yang growled before approaching to Pyrrha and grabbing her hand, "Alright Jaunes, time to stop, you are scaring her."
"Oh, did we? We are sorry, we were just sanctifying her like she always deserved her", replied the Jaune with the tunic as he stood up.
"sanctifying? like if she was some kind of goddess?", asked Blake
"That's a bit creepy", noted Yang, "And what's with the tunic?"
"Oh yeah, let me present you. I'm jaune arc, founder of the Arkos church"
"Arkos.. church?", Pyrrha muttered.
"Exactly! our mission as church is protect the Pyrrhas and Arkos relationships of the multiverse and spread the word of this glorious ship. You see, these Jaunes are my disciples", Jaune pointed to the other blonde guys who were still on the ground, "They come from different universes, but what makes them different from the rest of Jaunes, me included, is that they lost their Pyrrhas of the original homes"
"Oh… I'm sorry to hear that", Pyrrha said.
"It's okay", said the cultist Jaune, "thought some of us are still very affected for the lost of their Pyrrha, we do our best to help those Jaunes to find acceptance and improve themselves so they can return to their home and help those who are in need, like the huntsman their Pyrrha always wanted to see."
"That's… actually very cute", said Blake, "Still a bit creepy though"
"And how you help the other Pyrrhas and their relationships with other Jaunes?", asked Ruby.
"Well, that's easy", said cultist Jaune, "If a Jaune has a relationship or is attracted to a Pyrrha, we'll give that Jaune advice of how to behave and what to do, besides of blessing him with a traditional spell that we'll make him feel confident, and the same goes to the Pyrrhas that visit us"
"But wait, if there's an arkos church, there are other churches but based on other relationships?", asked Ren.
"Well, if I remember well, I think there was a lancaster church in the kingdom I don't know where."
"Lancaster? Dragonslayer?", Blake raised a brow.
"Oh, those are the names for Ruby and Yangs, and Jaune's relationship.", replied the blonde cultist.
Ruby and Yang blushed a bit at hearing that.
"But I'll prefer if we don't talk about other ships, it's a sensitive theme, not everyone is a multishipper."
"Yeah I think I can understand that", grumbled Yang, "But we need to go, so tell those Jaunes to stop being creepy and get up."
Jaune cultist sighed before turning to the others, "Brothers, get up, it's time to shown our offerings to the Pyrrha statue."
The rest of Jaune complied, and walked away, following the cultist Jaune.
"Well that the weirdest thing I ever saw", said Blake
"The weirdest thing you saw until now!", replied Nora.
"Ugh, I saw something stupid again I will-"
suddenly Yang could look at Weiss at the distance being wooed by other Jaunes
"Hello mademoiselle!", said a Jaune with a french army uniform, "Would you like to take a coffee with me and go for a walk on my country?"
"No, go with me, my lady", said a Jaune with a butler costume, "I'll treat you like the princess you are."
"Don't listen to those losers! Go with me instead! I'll assure you we will have a good time, snowflake" said a Jaune with a punk style.
"She's a lady, punk Jaune, she won't go with someone like you"
"Shut up Jaune Bonaparte! go back when you conquer Russia!"
Jaune Bonaparte leaves crying after hearing this.
"Good, now where was I?", Punk Jaune said smiling before a new Jaune grabbed him by the shoulder
"Leave the snow angel in peace", said a new Jaune wearing a knight armor.
"Ugh great, knight Jaune, don't you have a crusade to do?"
"Stop fighting, you know that you are too out of this beautiful and grace woman's league!."
"I'm a version of you, you idiot!"
"Unfortunately you are", nodded the knight, "Now leave before I grab my sword and show you what I did back in Jerusalem."
The punk Jaune scoffed, and left.
"Excuse me for that, my princess, are you okay?", said the knight Jaune.
Weiss had her face burning red the entire, "So many dolts…"
Yang facepalmed and groaned before her eyes turned red and yelled, "Alright! That's it!"
Then, like if she had her sister's semblance, Yang quickly moved and grabbed Weiss and put her over her shoulder.
"Hey!", Weiss complained.
"Sorry Jaunes, she's taken!", said Yang.
"Wait, Freezeburn?", asked 3 Jaunes at the same time.
"What?", Yang asked confused
"No you idiot, she means another Jaune", said the butler
"Oh!", the other blonde exclaimed.
Yang rolled her eyes before she quickly went back to Pyrrha and put her over her other shoulder.
"Ah!", yelped Pyrrha, "Yang what are you doing?!"
"No explanations! Ruby! get over here! I'll piggy back ride you to that stupid castle!"
"Ehm.. you know that I have a semblance that gives me spe-
"RUBY COME HERE NOW!"
"Alright, alright!", Ruby said terrified as she quickly hopped on Yang's back and put her hands on her shoulders
"Alright! Nora! are you ready?!"
"Totally!", Nora exclaimed as she put Ren over her shoulder
"Uh guys what are you-"
"Shut up! Ren no time!", Nora excitedly shouted, "Blake! come here!"
"Oh Nora dont you- Ahh!", and then Blake was on the Nora's shoulder like if she was a potato bag.
"Hell yeah!", said Yang as she and the ginger started running as fast as they could, leaving a trail of dust on their paths.
"Wow, now that's a beautiful Yang.", whistled the gunslinger Jaune who was still there, "Their Jaune must be a lucky guy"
"Didn't that Yang say that their Jaune was dating that Weiss?", said the knight Jaune.
"Maybe, maybe not it can be a multiship too", shrugged the gunslinger turning around, "I'm not going to stand here and find it, I have better things to do."
and with that, the three Jaune separated to do their own things.
(10 minutes later)
After traveling for the city and meeting a lots of Jaunes in the process, Yang and Nora finally let go of their friends when they were in front of the castle.
"Hah, finally", Yang contently when she saw the yellow castle in front of her.
"You idiot…", Weiss said a bit dizzy, "Did you have to do that?"
"Yes.", the blonde brawler said firmly.
"Ugh, I think I'm going to vomit..", said Pyrrha groggy.
"And that's why I never ask you for piggy backs", said Ruby tiredly
"Ah but with Jaune that's another story!", huffed Yang.
"He's different because he's gentle with me and doesn't treat me like a backpack!", argued Ruby.
Yang rolled her eyes, "Suure, and the reason why you always feel asleep wasn't because you wanted to feel more of his body!"
"Wait! You didn't do the same when Jaune carried bridal style once?", said Ruby
"You dolts did what?!", shrieked Weiss in jealousy.
"Hey guys!", Ren said, "I think we have a bigger problem than that."
Ren, who was standing up now, pointed to an arm barrier and a cabin where a Jaune with moustache and a soviet hat was talking to Blake and Nora.
"Uh can you repeat that?", asked Blake confused by what that Jaune just said.
Jaune sighed again, "Не могли бы вы дать мне свои документы, пожалуйста? Мне нужно подтвердить ваши личности, если вы хотите увидеть Короля"
"What did you say?! I don't speak taco!", shouted Nora.
"Nora, that's racist", said Blake, "Also, that's not spanish."
"I don't care! I want to see my fearless leader! And this copy of him doesn't let me in!"
"Эй, я здесь только охранник, тебе не нужно на меня кричать, если у тебя нет удостоверения личности, я не могу тебя впустить", replied the soviet Jaune annoyed.
"Ugh, this is ridiculous!", Blake groaned.
"What's happening here guys?", asked Pyrrha.
"This Jaune doesn't let us enter and says only gibberish!", Exclaimed Nora annoyed.
"Другие очень хорошо меня понимают, я не понимаю, почему ты не можешь"
"See?", pointed Nora at the soviet Jaune who rolled his eyes..
"I think he's asking for something but I don't know what", said Blake.
"Hmmm…", hummed Ruby as she was thinking something, "Hey Nora, do you still have that conch shell?"
"I have it", said Ren as he showed the conch shell, "Nora gave it to me before carrying me like a bag of potatoes"
"Can I borrow it please?", asked Ruby, Ren complied, "Thanks! Uh, conch shell, can you hear me?"
"Yes"
"Good! Uhm, well, can you help us with this thing so we can enter to that castle?"
"Yes"
Then, from the sky, some papers and passports appeared and landed near Ruby's feet.
"What's that?", asked Yang.
Blake approached and picked up the papers, "There are images of us in those papers, maybe is this what the guard Jaune wants?"
"Well there's only one way to know!", Nora quickly grabbed the papers and put them in front of the soviet Jaune, "There you go, Jaune that speaks weird!"
Jaune just stared at her with a deadpan expression before looking at the papers
""Ну, кажется законным", hummed the soviet blonde as he stared at the papers a bit more, then he grabbed a rubber stamp and proceeded to stamp the passports before giving them back to Nora, "хорошо, вы, ребята, можете войти" then the arm barrier was lifted up, giving the group access to the castle.
"Yay! Thank you Jaune!", Nora said, and the soviet Jaune simply rolled his eyes and growled.
"Finally this thing works for something", exclaimed Yang, "Next parade, the Jaune king!"
"How do you know it's Jaune the king or thane here?", asked Ren.
"Well, the kingdom is called Arcadia, and there's a lot of Jaunes around here..", said Blake.
"That sounds very narcissist", noted Weiss.
"I don't know if being narcissist would be the correct word", said Pyrrha. "Maybe not creative enough?"
Yang just groaned, Let's just go quickly so we can talk to this so famous "Thane""
"Right behind you!", Nora said as she followed Yang towards the castle.
A few minutes later, the group walked and climbed some white marble stairs until they were stopped by another knight Jaune guards that were in front of a giant marble door.
"Stop!", said one of the guards, "The thane is not in this moment available, please come back later"
"What the hell?!", yelled Yang.
"Hey, that's not fair!", exclaimed Ruby, "We need to see him! we want to see our Jaune!"
"Sorry, but it's lunch time, you can't interrupt this hour, or she will cut our heads", said the second guard
"Wait, her? is a fem Jaune?", Pyrrha asked
"Don't tell me that she killed her own male versions", Blake said concerned
"She just says that she will do that but she doesn't really do it", growled the first guard
"But she let us without dessert so it's basically the same," replied the second guard.
"hey Jaunes! Let us in! I promised we won't do anything to her!", shouted Nora, "At least, not too much"
"Wait…. are you a peasant Nora?", asked the first guard.
"Peasant?", repeated Weiss.
"Hey who could peasant?!", yelled Nora angrily
The two guards moved and opened the door.
"The Thane likes to talk with peasant Noras, you guys are lucky"
"But don't ask if you can have a bit of her pancakes, she doesn't like that", advised the second guard.
"Wait a minute, pancakes?", ren said, and before the group could say something, Nora opened the door with an angry face
"Hey who tries to call me or my other versions a peasant?! I will break her legs!", the valkyrie yelled before she got surrounded by hundred of knight Jaunes with crossbows.
"Who dares to interrupt my lunch time?!", a feminine voice yelled; Nora looked at a pink throne where a ginger girl with a green viking armor, a horned helmet, and a red cape.
"Hey! It's a me with a horn hat!", Exclaimed Nora surprised.
"Wait, I know that voice", said the other Nora as she stopped eating her pancakes, "A peasant me?"
"I'm not a peasant!"
"I'm the thane, I'm above everyone else here, therefore, you're a peasant"
"And just when I thought the protection of the castle wasn't already freaky enough", murmured Blake with the rest of the group entering as she saw a lot of Jaunes with armor pointing at her and the rest of the group.
"H-Hey, can you stop aiming at us?", asked Ruby, "W-We have permission to enter"
"Knights! You have permission to rest for now, they won't do anything, I can feel it"
The knights stopped aiming at the group, and slowly retired to do their own things, leaving RWBYPNR alone with the viking Nora.
"So, a team RWBY, a living Pyrrha, a peasant Nora, and a hot Ren huh?", the viking Nora chuckled as she got up of her throne and slowly walked towards the group, "Let me guess, your Jaune is missing."
"Huh yeah, how did you know?", asked Ruby.
"It's not the first time I hear something like this, Ruby", she giggled, "So, what happened with him? Kidnapped? A portal swallowed him? Did he become half grimm? No wait! Did you betray him and now you want to say sorry? Because that's the reason then I have to say to get out of here before I take my axe"
"B-Betray Jaune?" Said Weiss shocked, "W-Why we would do that?!"
"Betray Vomit boy? What are we, idiots?", said Yang sarcastically.
"Wait a minute, did you say half-grimm?", asked Ruby
"Hmm, looks like you don't know anything I just said… that's good.", hummed the viking Nora.
"Uhm listen Nora, we came from a theatre-"
"Oh, so you were watching multiverses! Why didn't you say that before? come with me!", Viking Nora interrupted Pyrrha as she walked towards a new room.
"Wait, you knew we were watching videos of Jaune?", asked Blake.
"Of course! Did you think you were the only ones who were watching multiverses?", said the viking Nora, "No, there are others like you that watch other universes, not necessarily about only about Jaune, but still, it looks like the Writers like to play with that and see their reactions"
"Wait, Writers? there's more than one?", asked Ren.
""Yeah, and they keep growing", groaned Nora, "And for every writer that is born, a new universe is created, and that means, another me, another Jaune, another Team RWBY and another Team JNPR, though there are some universes where that rule doesn't apply."
"Why they would do that?"
"I dont know, some do them for fun, some others to show a lesson, and others because they want to make things right, or because they're bored"
"So they show other worlds about us?", Yang asked.
"Well, yeah, in other worlds where the possibilities never end! Worlds where Team RWBY does not exist, or Jaune doesn't become a leader, or that I'm not a fan of pancakes, you know, the multiverse is really terrifying."
"Wow… my other me knows a lot about universest!", Nora exclaimed happily, "Oh! Have you seen a Nora that liked to eat waffles instead of pancakes?"
"Ugh, yes", the nordic Nora replied disgusted.
"Wow, I never thought that could be a thing…", Nora said baffled by this new information.
"I have a bit question", asked Yang, "Why a Nora is a King or Thane on a kingdom called Arcadia?"
"To confuse people, duh!", Giggled the Viking Nora, "I protect the Fearless leaders while a King Jaune is on Nora's land"
"Wait, you have a kingdom too?", Asked Pyrrha.
"Everyone has their own kingdoms, the only thing that differs is the person that governs the land", replied the King Valkyrie.
Ren sighed, "So, can you help us to find our Jaune?"
"Sure handsome, he's behind this door!", Viking Nora asserted as she pointed to a old wooden door
"Wait what?!", said the group at the same time
"Fearless leader!"", without think twice, the normal Nora ran into the door and opened, only to see
"Hey, why everything here is white? There's nothing here!", Nora exclaimed at the emptiness of the room.
"The door is a portal, peasant", Viking Nora said as she walked past the normal Nora and entered to the white room, "We have to wait until it connects to the correct world, but first I need to hear about your Jaune."
"Ehmm, is this place safe?", asked Weiss.
"Do you see me holding any weapon? Of course is safe c'mon let's move! My pancakes are getting cold!", demanded the King Valkyrie.
Yang and Ruby shrugged and followed the Thane Nora behind her, along with the normal Nora. The rest of the group hesitated a bit before entering to the big white room that had nothing on it.
"So, what do you want to know about our Jaune?", Asked Yang.
"Oh you know, the typical, does he eat chicken nuggets?"
"Yes", replied Blake.
"Is he partners with Pyrrha?"
"Yes", answered the redhead.
"His family love him?"
"Eh I think so, he receives tons of texts from his parents and sisters, and sometimes gifts", said Ren.
"Huh, good to know", noted the thane, "is he dating someone?"
The girls growled a bit as they stared at Weiss, the white haired girl huffed as she raised a hand with a polite smile, "I'm his girlfriend"
The Ginger thane whistled, "Wait, Whiteknight? That's so cool!"
"Whiteknight?", Repeated Ren confused.
"That's how the relationship between a Weiss and a Jaune exists, you should have heard some names when you came here; Dragonslayer for Jaune and Yang, Knightshade, Arkos for a Pyrrha and a Jaune, Knightshade for a Blake and a Jaune, Lancaster for Ruby and Jaune… now that I think about it, is yout Jaune single, dating someone of you, or its a harem?", asked the ginger thane.
"Harem?", asked Yang.
"When a group of girls or boys are romantically interested on the same person", sighed Blake, "And no, our Jaune is dating Weiss…"
"Why did you make it sound like it was a bad thing?", Weiss said, glaring at Blake who didn't turn to see the angry stare of the white haired girl
"Oh, so he's dating Weiss eh?", Said the Ginger thane, "and it looks everyone else is not so happy, huh?"
"That's a private question…", said Blake bashfully.
"No it's not! I heard a lot of stories of love between Jaunes and other girls, but just a few times I heard about a harem, do you like Jaune yes or no? And the same question goes to everyone!", Asked the Viking Nora.
"Well… yes", answered Blake.
"I mean, he's cute, and he has been improving since the first day I met him, so yeah, I'm interested on him", said Yang.
"almost the first day I met him, actually…", confessed bashfully the silver eyed girl.
"... Yeah…", sighed Pyrrha, without reason to hide her feelings
"Don't look at me! I just see him as a brother, and same goes to Renny!", said Nora as Ren nodded in confirmation.
"Well, it's a shame he's already dating someone, isn't it?", giggled the viking as she stared at an upset Weiss.
The white haired girl just crossed her arms and huffed, "So what if we're dating? That's not supposed to be a bad thing, he liked me since the first time he saw me, and now that I like him back you come with this foolishness? Oh no I'm sorry but I-"
"Hey! Why don't you share Jaune instead?", Said the thane
"WHAT?!", said the group of girls in love with the blonde guy
"Ooh! can we? that would be awesom-"
"No!", Yelled Weiss as she interrupted Ruby's excitement, "I'd prefer to hear one of Yang's comedy stages before sharing my boyfriend with- hey!", suddenly the viking Nora approached and put a hand on Weiss' shoulder
"Hey, don't over react princess", whispered the thane near Weiss' ear, "Can't you see I'm giving you a great opportunity for free maids?"
"What are you talking abou-", suddenly the white haired girl stopped talking as the other Nora started whispering some information on her ear, and the rest of the group could see how Weiss' face changed from angry, to mildly interested.
"I have a very bad hunch about this…", noted Ren.
"What are they talking about?, asked Pyrrha.
"Hope nothing bad for us", said Ruby
"Yeah… alright, wait, can I do that?", asked Weiss interested "... wow, but that wouldn't be too unmoral?... alright then"
Viking Nora took a step back with a tiny smile as she and Weiss looked at the rest of the group.
"So?", Asked Yang
"I… I changed my mind. I'm willing to share my boyfriend with you", the heiress said slowly, but before the rest could celebrate she stopped them, "But, with a condition"
"What thing?", asked Blake.
"Let's just say… mhmm….", Weiss thought a bit before she pointed at Yang, "Xiao Long, since now you will not be able to call me any nicknames or make puns related to ice when I'm around"
"Wait what?"
"You heard me, or you will lose your girlfriend privileges", said Weiss coldly before turning to Ruby, "And you!"
"Eep!", squeaked Weiss partner, "What do you want?"
"From now on, Ruby Rose, you will have to stop watching videos at midnight and doing all your chores at a correct time and not doing all of them at the last hour"
"That was just one time!"
"I don't care, if you do it again you will not hang out with Jaune for the rest of the semester!"
"So mean!", shouted Ruby.
"Hey! Who do you think you are to give us orders!", complained Yang
"She actually can give you orders", grinned Viking Nora
"What? Why? Because she dated Jaune first?"
"Respect my privileges Xiao Long, now let's go find our Jaune before I lost my patience", said Weiss as
"Stupid Schnees and their stupid privileges", huffed Blake
Meanwhile, the Viking Nora was watching this joyfully. That was, until she heard a sound of a wooden door opening in front of her.
"Well, it looks like we found your Jaune"
"What?", Asked Yang.
"Is he behind that door?", Asked Ren, approaching to said door.
"Yup, just open it, and your Jaune should be inside", replied the Ginger Thane, "Alright, so, Who goes first?"
The group of girls, that slowly let out of Weiss, stared at each other before nodding at the Thane.
The Thane opened the door and inside there was a forest of exotic colors.
"A forest? Again?", Yang raised a brow.
"Are you sure our Jaune is there?", Asked Blake.
Then suddenly, chords of a guitar could be heard on the distance.
"1000% sure!", grinned the Valkyrie Queen, "Now enter, I still need to do my work"
The group slowly entered, but before Nora could enter, her counterpart grabbed her by the wrist.
"Hey, I think you should confess your feelings as well"
Nora blushed, "What do you mean, other me?"
"Hey, you don't have to hide your feelings to me, I know you like Ren, almost every Nora that I have seen does it, don't be ashamed."
Nora sighed, "I'm not… it's just that I've tried, but he doesn't look like he notices me or wants to be together-together with me…"
"Nora, Rens don't understand indirects. The only way to have something with a Ren is by confessing."
"Maybe… but how I will know that he-"
"He will say yes, I assure you. You're strong, other me, you can do it", the Viking Nora smiled at her counterpart for encouragement.
Nora gave her a tiny smile, "I'll try"
"You better do, now go" the Thane Let go of Nora, and watched as her peasant counterpart entered to the forest and the door disappearing after that, leaving the Viking Nora alone.
"You can do it, other me. Don't be like me, that couldn't do it with my own Ren…"
The Thane turned around, and walked away, towards her throne and her pancakes that should be still warm.
Meanwhile, in the forest, the group was walking through the dense and apparently magical forest.
"Look Ren! Faires!"
"So where are we? On a fantasy book or something?", Asked Yang intrigued.
"I thought we were already inside one", admitted Ren.
The group followed the sound of the chords through the forest that have trees with leaves of red color, flowers from different colors and plants that were as big as Yang or Pyrrha's height.
Then, the group heard the voice of a man on the distance.
"Is that Jaune singing?", Asked Ruby.
"He sings very good, not gonna lie", admitted Yang.
"I helped him with that", explained Weiss proudly.
"And looks like he's singing with a girl", slightly growled Blake.
"Yeah… Let's better find Jaune first", said Pyrrha.
The group followed the song, until they were in front of a lake.
Near said lake, a blonde figure that was sitting on the grass, playing the guitar, along with a woman with a long red dress, red veil that covered her face, and a long black hair.
The group stared at the couple behind them, this time the woman was humming along with the song that Jaune was playing on the guitar.
When Jaune finished, the woman spoke, "your skills on the guitar are quite decent, Jaune." Her voice was soft and elegant.
"Do you think so? I think I still need to practice, I saw other me's that can play the guitar much better", he replied with a dorky smile.
She softly shook her head, "Though some counter parts of you are better playing the guitar, doesn't make you a worse Jaune. Every Jaune has a quality that makes them special"
"What's my special quality then, Lilith?"
"Hmmm, well, you are loved!"
"I don't know if that's a special quality…"
"Why not? Many Jaunes would kill for having the same love as you have!"
"And why is that?"
"Your family, sisters, and parents love you, no matter what, and your father is proud of having a son like you."
"If that's true then why didn't let me become a huntsman?", said sadly Jaune.
"Because he saw the bad things of the huntsman life, and didn't want you to walk through the same way he and your grandfather did in the past…"
Jaune sighed, "But I didn't see those bads things, right?"
"Fortunately not. thanks to your partner, your team, and the rest of your friends that have helped you as well that you never had to meet the same destiny as your father or your grandfather. Perhaps it was true that you were weak in the past, like almost everyone Jaune is-"
"Wow, that doesn't sound very good for my self esteem", joked Jaune.
Lilith giggled, "Maybe it doesn't, but what makes a Jaune unique is not about how strong he is, but how he tries to alway improve himself, how he never gives up, how he stops caring about his reputation for his team, and how he would sacrifice his own life for his friends."
Jaune stared at her in silence for a moment before asking, "Has a Jaune sacrificed his own life for everyone?"
"Yes. In several occasions they would throw his life away, if that means everyone will live. You have a severe case of martyrdom, haven't you?"
"I… don't know how to answer that… I can't see myself doing that… sacrificing my own life, I think that's too much."
"It's only a possibility, Jaune. It doesn't mean it would become real on your future.", she assured him, "In other you sacrificed yourself, in other your partner, and sometimes, it's another person. Different realities, different destinies for each person."
"You really take this theme about death very well", Noted Jaune.
Lilith giggled, "Jaune, I have been alive for most than a billion of years, I have traveled for a lot of different worlds, and I saw death and life in every one of them. Death should not be treated as something odd or taboo, death is another part of life itself, and, like a good book or movie, everything has an end. Sometimes it can be a cruel and ruthless ending, sometimes can be a heroic but tragic ending, and sometimes can be a peaceful, slow ending, surrounded by warm and love."
"Uhh… I guess that's how multiverse works… too many options…", Jaune sighed, "But then why that Zeta guy put me here?"
"Because he's a writer that was interested in your world."
"What does that mean with he being a writer?"
"In summary. it means that he's someone that plays, creates, and writes about worlds with the only goal of making others read it and have fun with it"
"Why?"
"Because that's what they like, and what they love. they don't want to damage a world or dimension, they only want to make something good and enjoyable for everyone. Zeta considers himself a little writer in comparison of others, but does his best, like everyone does."
"...", Jaune just sighed as he stared at the ground.
"Something is bothering you, Jaune?"
"Well, I was just thinking, when I will see my friends again? I mean, I had a good time talking with you, though you touched some strange themes, no offense."
"None taken"
"But, I really want to see them; not their counterparts, but the ones that I really know since I entered to Beacon."
"I understand what are you trying to say. And you're right. I'm sorry if you stayed too long away from your friends and family, it's just that I really wanted to talk to you."
"Had you talked with other Jaunes like you have been talking to me?"
"Of course. Every Jaune needs to talk to someone, even if it's just five minutes of their mortal time."
"I see…", Jaune got up from the ground, cleaning his pants after leaving the guitar on the grass, "So, what now?"
"Well, I was expecting to show you something else…", the spirit then noticed a pair of eyes looking at her and Jaune, "... but it looks like there's a group who want to say hello"
"Huh?", Jaune said confused as Lilith pointed behind him, then his eyes widened when he saw the smiling group of teenagers looking at him, "Guys?"
"Jaune!", Ruby exclaimed as she used her semblance to hug Jaune
"Oof!", Jaune said as he hugged the rose, "Watch out Ruby, you almost make me trip off"
"I'm sorry its just that I missed you so much", giggled the girl, "I mean the original you, not the multiples ones from back there"
"Oh so you were there too? Yeah it is a bit bizarre to watch another version of me", giggled Jaune
"Oh you can't imagine vomit boy", said Yang as she approached, "There was a cult that was worshipping Pyrrha like a goddess"
"I didn't know if I should felt complimented or just disturbed", said Pyrrha awkwardly
"Oh yeah, there can be a lot of ship cults here, sorry", Sighed Jaune.
"Ejem!", Jaune turned his head to the heiress who coughed as she tapped her foot impatiently, "Excuse me? Are you going to stop hugging my partner and start hugging me instead?"
"Wait your turn Weiss!", exclaimed Ruby.
Jaune chuckled, "Alright, alright, sorry Rubes but I think you had enough time"
Ruby pouted, "So unfair…", then Jaune carefully put her on the ground.
"Okay, now-!", suddenly he felt how a person jumped on him as his face was grabbed to kiss him fiercely.
after a minute, Weiss stopped kissing the blonde paladin as she smiled at his reddened face, "Gods I missed kissing you"
"W-Weiss! W-were in public!"
"So?"
"I-I thought you wanted our relationship to be a secret?"
"Well it's futile now, since they know about us now", said Weiss shrugging her shoulders.
"Really?", Jaune looked at the group, waiting for confirmation
"they told us back in the theatre", said Blake
"Yup, never thought Weiss would be the bold one", said Yang, "I'm actually jealous"
"So unfair…", whispered Ruby and Pyrrha together.
"But that doesn't matter now", said Weiss, "What matters here is how we are going back to teatre?"
"Why would you want to go back there?", asked Blake, "I thought you dislike the videos"
"Oh I loathe them! but it's not because that, I just want to see my family again"
"Oh yeah, I wonder what is dad doing", asked Yang as she rubbed her chin.
Meanwhile in the theatre, there was a video playing in the screen
"Oh Rosaura!", an attractive and tanned skinned man with black hair said as he was holding a beautiful woman with red hair and amber eyes on his arms, "You know our love is forbidden!"
"I don't care what our families said Alfredo!", said the woman in an spanish accent, "You are my only true love!"
"But I can't betray Julieta like this Rosaura! I need to marry her, or we both we'll lose everything!"
"I don't care if I miss everything Alfredo. I love you, and she can't separate us!"
"Rosaura, we can't do this!"
"If you love me, then you will escape with me! we could be happy together!"
"Rosaura listen to you for la Virgencita de Guadalupe!"
"Ooh this is great", said Winter as she stared at at the screen.
"Indeed, it's a shame that Rosaura and Alfredo are from different families", said Glynda, "She's a simply commoner, and Alfredo is an important heir from a clan of Atlas. if he doesn't marry Maria his father is going to disinherit him "
"Oh this makes me remember some things"
"The performance could be a bit better if I'm honest", suddenly said Ozpin.
"Hmmh? Headmaster were you watching this entire time?", said Glynda surprised.
"I thought you were sleeping like the rest of men", said Winter as she looked at the rest of seats, were the majority if men were already passed out.
"I was just quiet", replied Ozpin, "Although I have to admit I wasn't paying the proper attention, and besides, not all men are sleeping, look at Mr. David for example", Ozpin said as he pointed at said student who was watching the screen, surrounded by his other teammates who were sleeping, and holding a bowl of popcorn.
"And we dont forget about Zeta", the headmaster pointed at the god on his personal seat
"Oh, but Mr. Zeta is playing with his phone", said Glynda.
"I'm not obliged to watch something I don't really care", Zeta said without looking at the blonde woman, "And yeah, I can hear you, regardless of the video of the screen"
"Can you guys shut up?! Were trying to listen", said Maria annoyed.
"Shh, there's a new scene!", said Taiyang who changed seats with Qrow minutes ago.
"Wait, Mr. Xiao Long is still awake?", Glynda asked as she raised an eyebrow
Ozpin rolled his eyes, "Of course, Mr. Xiao Long loves dramas like this"
"Oh amor mío. If I can't have you, then the only thing I ask is one last kiss from you"
"But Rosaura, what if someone find us?"
"Alfredo, the only thing I'm asking you is one kiss. If you loved me like I did, and I still do, then you will accept my wish"
"... you know I can't refuse a kiss from you Rosaura", then suddenly the man grabbed Rosaura by the shoulder and gave her a romantic and deep kiss.
"Wow, I would love to be kissed like that…", Said winter blushing a bit.
"And with a man like this, who wouldn't?", giggled Glynda.
"Aww, I remember when I did the same with Summer in our wedding", sighed Taiyang.
"Did she like to watch telenovelas with you?", asked Maria
"Nah, she never understood them. but you know who used to watch them with me?"
"Who?"
"Raven"
"Your gothic ex-wife that you mentioned before?"
"Yup. She was the one who introduced me to watch this kind of things"
"I find it hard to believe", said Maria.
"Its is true", Said Qrow groggily as he started to wake up. "You don't know how many times I had to buy tissues for those two back then"
Suddenly, as Alfredo and Rosaura were kissing, someone opened the door and gasped.
"ALFREDO!", a woman with blonde hair and blue eyes yelled with ire on her voice.
the couple separated with terror, "J-Julieta! I-It's not what you think!", said Alfredo
"Alfredo how could you?! Making out with la criada!"
"Who are you calling criada maldita engreída?!", yelled Rosaura angrily
"Don't you dare move a muscle you pordiosera!",, suddenly Julieta grabbed a gun from her bag, "This is the last warming"
"Wait don't shoot Julieta!", Alfredo said with his arms on the air.
"Alfredo how could you?! and just days before our wedding!"
"Oh my…", gasped Winter as she covered her mouth with a hand
"And the plot thickens", whispered Glynda
"God someone kill me", growled Qrow.
Meanwhile with JNPR and RWBY
"Oh well, they should be watching more videos without us, I guess", shrugged Yang after thinking for a while.
"Wait a minute, what kind of videos were you watching?", asked Jaune.
"Oh, nothing important, just some "funny videos" where you appeared doing ridiculous things", said Blake sarcastically.
"Auch, I hope I didn't look so bad", said Jaube cringing.
"You played with dead rats in one".
"EUGH! Why did you have to remember me that one Yang?!", exclaimed Ruby at he sister who shrugged.
"Nora can you stop doing that to that spirit?", Ren asked annoyed as he approached to Nora.
"But look! my hand goes through her stomach!", Nora giggled as she moved her hand several times through the torso of the spirit
Instead of being annoyed, the spirit giggled, "That tickles…"
"Nora. stop", said Nora as he grabbed her hand, "sorry about that, Miss..?"
"You can call me Lilith, Mister Ren", said the feminine ghost, "It's good to see all Jaunes friends here"
"What are you exactly?", asked Ruby, "Are you some kind of angel?"
"Not exactly", Lilith corrected, "I'm an guardian spirit. My role is watch and protect your Jaune and the rest of his counterparts"
"Wait, just Jaune?", Asked Weiss, "Why only him and his copies?"
"Every spirit guardian protects a person and the different realities of their soul. Therefore, there are millions of spirits watching, ready to act in any second", said the spirit.
"Wait, so that means we have our own guardians as well?", asked Pyrrha.
"Exactly", Lilith replied.
"That's so cool! When I can meet mine?", asked Nora.
Lilith replied with a simple shrug, "Sorry to disappoint, but I'm not really sure. Guardians like us don't use to be in the same place at the same time"
"Curious. Are the guardians some kind of watchers that protect human and faunus lives?". asked Ren.
"And we guide them to afterlife once they die, that is correct", nodded Lilith, "A bridge between life and death and a form to balance the multiple universes"
"Sounds too weird to be true if I'm honest", sighed Blake, "But it would be hypocritical of me if I dont say everything we have seen since we woke up from the theatre had been just bizarre."
"Once you get used to things that defy logic and physic laws, you stop caring maybe a bit too much", the spirit giggled.
"If I may ask, what you were talking with Jaune?", asked Pyrrha.
"He was feeling rather low after watching the other versions of himself so I cheered him up"
"Some of them were rather awesome", said Jaune awkwardly, making PRWBY to raise a brow.
"But mostly was because to teach him some things about life and decisions. unfortunately most Jaune suffer a low self esteem or depression and I wanted to cheer him up before he went back to his universe"
"So that's why Zeta sent Jaune to you?", asked Ren.
"Oh? you mean the writer? Actually,I asked permission to bring him here in this garden", replied the spirit.
"It was a rather unique experience", added Jaune, "It was like I saw all my life in one second and traveled through the space!"
"So you were drugged, I get it", stated Yang tiredly, "Hey I don't want to interrupt you conversation but can we go back to the theatre already?"
"Yang, don't be rude with a ghost, she can curse you!", exclaimed Ruby
"No I can't, only liches or dark spirits can", giggled Lilith, "Bu I can understand your impatience. If I'm being honest I was just seconds before teleporting Jaune to Zeta"
"Well looks like we appeared in the right moment, aren't we?", said Weiss
""Don't tell me you're going to make another portal", groaned Ruby
"What's wrong with you and portals now?", asked yang
"I don't know but after passing through 2 portals in the same day makes my stomach sick", the girl said as she hold her stomach with her two hands.
"I'm sorry to hear that Miss Rose but portals are the fastest way to transport here", then a red and white light appeared in Liliths hands. and suddenly a portal appeared behind her.
through the portal, the group of teenager could see the theatre once again, and Zeta, who was sitting on his desk and distracting himself biting a pen until he noticed the portal.
"Hey, you're back again!", the writer said at the group, throwing the pen away, "C'mon, enter before someone else falls asleep"
"Wait what?", said Blake as the group noticed most of the expectators snoring on their spots.
"Even Whitley is sleeping", noted Weiss as she stared at the snoring white haired boy, "What were you watching?"
"Remember when I promised Maria to play one of her "telenovelas"? well I put a episode but since you were outside for like an 1 hour she persuaded me to play more episodes", explained Zeta.
"Now I understand why dad is with a bowl of popcorn and uncle Qrow is snoring so loud", Whispered Yang to her sister who nodded in agreement.
"C'mon young ones, the portal is not going to stay for much longer", said Lilith as she flied through the portal. JNPR and RWBY followed the spirit back to the theatre.
"Oh! Hey girls! you are finally back!", said Tai who just noticed the portal as he waved at his daughters.
"Hey dad", waved Yang back at him, "Wow, this place looks like a retirement home already"
"Better I wake up everyone before we continue", sighs Zeta as he took something from under the desk.
"Wait what are you going to-"
"ATTENTION EVERYONE", screamed Zeta with a megaphone on his hands making everyone that fell asleep to wake up in shock and cover their ears, "LISTEN, NAP TIME IS ALREADY OVER. REMEMBER THAT IF YOU NEED TO DO THE DEED THE BATHROOM ARE AT THE LEFT OF THE THEATRE AND IF YOU NEED TO EAT SOMETHING THE FRIDGE HAS EVERYTHING YOU NEED BY ONLY PRONOUNCING THE NAME OF THE FOOD YOU WANT. AND YES, THERE'S HOT FOOD TOO, BUT DON'T ASK HOW BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA EITHER!"
"Can you stop yelling with the megaphone?! it's hurting my ears!", yelled Blake as she covered her faunus ears.
"SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE! I FORGOT HOW TO TURN THIS THING OFF!", Yelled Zeta back
"Then stop using it!", yelled Yang angrily.
Lilith just sighed before she approached to Zeta and grabbed the megaphone to turn it off.
"Why you have a megaphone if you don't how to use it?", asked the spirit at the writer
Zeta just shrugged, "I don't know, it was a good idea when I wrote it"
Lilith rolled her eyes, "Sure it was. Now everyone but us is temporarily deaf", she said as she listened to the groans of pain of the audience.
"pfft don't exaggerate, it was just a normal megaphone", Zeta chuckled, "In any case, it's a good thing that you're finally here"
Lilith raised a tiny black brow, "Is there any reason why?"
"Well of course! I can finally get out of here and begin with my other projects! so while Im outside you will help the cast of RWBY that are here and the ones that will come soon"
"... wait a minutes you never asked me that-"
"Sorry but Im late now I should go for now. You will be fine, just take the control of the desk and choose whatever option you like" Zeta said as he grabbed a backpack and put it on his back
"Wait!", Lilith shouted to stop him
"Sorry, cant! see ya!", and suddenly Zeta disappeared
Lilith sighed in frustration, "Why he always does that…"
"ummm, what just happened?", asked Jaune confused
Lilith turned to the group. It was a good thing they couldn't see her face because under the veil she silently wanted to kill someone, "Apparently I will be your host from now on"
"Well, that sounds better that being with Zeta", groaned Weiss.
"I just hope we don't have to see something that would destroy my ears again", complained Sun, still rubbing his ears.
"Oi, wait, is she a ghost?", Sage asked confused and rather shocked.
Lilith sighed, "I would like to be called a spirit, but yes, I am. Now, where's that control...", she said to herself, looking under the desk, "Meanwhile, you can go back to your seats while I fix this"
The group of eight nodded as they sat in the same positions, with the difference Jaune sat between Weiss and Pyrrha, both holding his arms in a loving embrace.
"She's kind of cute", muttered Neptune.
"Don't tell me you are going to flirt with a ghost", said Scarlet, glaring at the blue haired guy who shrugged with a smile.
"I've never saw a ghost before", said Winter."I didn't think they existed until now"
"I dont think not many had seen one, Miss Schnee.", noted Glynda.
"So, what now? We will see more ridiculous videos until the end of our days?", asked Whitley sarcastically.
"I think it's a good idea yes" said Lilith as she grabbed the remote, "Well, I hope everyone is comfortable, because I will start with the next video… hope Im doing this right…"
and then she touched a button, and the screen turned on, ready to show the next video…
IM (Kinda) BACK!
Look, I think you guys deserve an explanation of what happened after I spent all these months not uploading shit
First, My studies: Last time I uploaded was between april of 2019, in that time I was in my first semester in the university. and then for some reason I started to connect these stories with the works my teachers sent me, so when I get on my pc and stared at the blank white screen I started to get bored and unmotivated, and I still do, its something I cant really fix. I don't feel I was in a writers block, but really just watching at the white screen really hurt my eyes and my mind goes to somewhere else.
second problem was the few interactions I have with you people, to be honest I really like to hear what people thinks and a few other things, but since a time I stopped feeling the same feeling of joy at writing when I received ton of notification when I published the first episode of seven jealous girlfriends. I still like to create stories and worlds, but the main problem was you know, writing them.
Third, I may have created a meme account in Instagram that reached the 18k recently, and yeah that took me all of my time, I found how to make my own memes and stuff and yeah I love it, but everytime I received a message saying they would love to see a new chapter someday it made me sad, so I'm sorry to everyone, to my followers, to my beta reader Path of the writer that I haven't talked to him since I went to the south of my country in my vacations, and I'm sorry to myself, for using all my time in nothing but in other stuff.
By the way I add, what will happen with the stories
Seven jealous girlfriends: Im sorry folks, as you may seen, canon fucked my ass with Jaune's canon sisters and Coco being gay or bi or I'm not really sure, so I dont feel really comfortable making more stuff that my brain tries to create. So in other worlds, there will no be more chapters. I talked to my beta reader a long time ago about making a remake, but my mental energy isn't enough for that. Seriously, include 7 girls at the same time is hard as hell. So yeah you guys don't have to tell me my writing is shit I KNOW MY GRAMMAR WAS SHIT IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I WROTE SOMETHING SO BIG BESIDES ONESHOTS THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
A deus Arc machina: I actually have a BIG chapter almost ready, in fact this chapter were supposed to be three but hey, I can make it work somehow I don't know, would you guys read something of 39 pages long? Well since this chapter is 37 pages long and you arrived here well that's wonderful, but anyway let me know if you can
The reactions (this thing of course): I really want to make more funny stuff with youtube videos If I'm honest. I will try to do something but I don't want to make it too long, because Im sure Im an expert in writing long ass chapters, and I really want to relax with this story and take my time and have fun
Other stuff: If I'm honest I have been reading other stuff from other fandoms, and there are other kinds of stuff that I have seen, like Watamote for example. I would really love to make a story about Tomoko x harem or Tomoko x Asuka but yeah I cant promise I would make something so big. I actually want to take my time this time and not try to spend all my time to make a chapter for next week after I posted one chapter. I want to make this a hobby, not a job, and now that I think about it it may have been the problem why I started to get tired of writing back then.
but for now, my energies would go to this story and a Deus Arc machina, and I really have a lot of idea for the latter. I may probably make an ao3 account in case there's too much gore for such story, but I'm sure it will be fine
I hope you have a good day or a good night, and I wish you the best
Thanks for waiting.
*** Btw if you want to know what the soviet Jaune said, all in order:
"Could you give me your papers, please? I need your identification if you want to see the thane"
"Hey I'm just the guard here, you don't have to yell at me, if you don't have identification then I can't let you enter"
"The others can understand me very well, I don't understand why you can't"
"Uh, seems legit, Alright, you guys can enter"