Title: The Phone Call

Genres: Humor, General

Rating: K

Ships: Colby/David

Episode Tag: 5.18 12:01AM

Spoilers: None

Warnings: Slash

Summary: What were David and Colby talking about before Nikki suggested a dating website for David? Just a little slashy oneshot that popped into my head while watching 5.18 12:01AM.

"Colby, I think she's onto us! There is an overwhelming amount of evidence that suggests-"

"Slow down, man. Who's this "she", and what do you mean by "onto us"?"

"Nikki. I think she might suspect that we're… well, that I…"

"That you what, David?"

"That I like you."

"Shoot. Do you think she knows we're dating?"

"No, I don't think she thinks that you like me back."

"Ha."

"Yeah, I believe her exact words were, "You talk about him a lot. Don't you have a girl you should be talking about instead?""

"What did you say?"

"..."

"You didn't say anything?"

"She interrupted me! She started talking about the case."

"How's the case going?'

"Meh. How's fishing?"

"Pretty great."

"So about the Nikki thing一oh shoot, she's coming. Uh… Ahem. So anyway, buddy, I'm just calling to make sure everything is cool."

"Oh, she's listening? Okay. Bye, love you."

"All right. Give me a call when you can."

The lines "You talk about him a lot. Don't you have a girl you should be talking about instead?", "So anyway, buddy, I'm just calling to make sure everything is cool.", and "All right. Give me a call when you can." are lines from that episode.