Disclaimer I don't own DBZ or any of its characters I am just writing this story for fun and I don't gain anything out of it, so get off my back!! :p
A/N A friend of mine made me realize how lonely Piccolo was so we decided to write each a story in which we will made a female friend for the lonely Namek ^_~ (Aren't we considerate!), but knowing my wickedness I am sure to mess this one up! *Laughing mischievously* so this is a really short story I hope you'll have fun reading it as much as I had fun writing it! Please read and review…
Cupid's Mistake[1]
Chapter 1
Him
Have you ever seen a couple in the street and ask yourself how those two got together, well my friend know this sometimes Cupid makes mistakes and when he does we begin to wonder about how the game of love is played. Anyway when you see those odd couples again just blame it on Cupid its so much easy to do so ^_^
"Love is define as deep affection and warm feeling for another, the emotion of sex and romance; strong sexual desire for another person and so one. That's the definition you'll find in the dictionary! I say that love is a wonderful feeling that gives you wings made the impossible possible. Well everybody have their own definition of love I guest. But I like that saying 'Love is like snow it beautify everything' I think this comparison apply somewhat to me. My name is Harmony Song I am twenty-one years old, I am not the most beautiful woman you'll ever seen but I can sincerely say that I am not bad at all for my 5ft 20 and my short and curly dark green hair and big green eyes. I am a stuntgirl, weird some people that know me might say taking in consideration of my background. My family came from a long line of the Northern capital royal family one of the wealthiest people in this part of the globe, but I don't care really if I am a princess or a peasant only one thing I care about is my own happiness and I know staying there as daddy and mommy's girl wouldn't make it happen. They were a bit disappointed by my choice of profession, and I have the right to the "You can do so much better" but heck I like adventure and I want to feel my heart pounding the wind in my hair when I jump from a hundred story high building during a stunt, I want to feel alive and sitting on my butt listening to an old fart telling me how to live my life is not going to do it! So that's me. Now when my friends and family see me with my family they ask me if I am happy the answer is yes. It's true that my husband and my son are out of ordinary (they are both green with pointy hears) but I love them and that's all that matter. I think you are wondering how I end up with them well this is my story, it all begin one day on a movie plateau…"
Somewhere in the North Pole a movie called "Trouble in Siberia" was being shot
"Cut! Now it's time to shot the action scenes" said the movie director
"Hey Harmony you are on!" said the one of the many actors present
"Yeah, yeah, I am coming" said the young green-haired woman
"Okay here's what I want you to do, you have to ski from this point jumped over that 20 feet wide crevice land over there and move as fast as you could toward that mountain over there when the avalanche come down you are to ski to safety inside that cave over there got it!" explained the director
"Sure no problem!" said Harmony
"Are you ready Miss Harmony?" said board holder
"I am born ready!" said the woman lowering her visor after she was dropped on the other side of the plateau from a helicopter where the scene was going to take place and she started skiing in the direction asked while five men pursued her firing after her 'Piece of cake!' thought the woman while sliding downhill between big trees she did it so naturally and gracefully that everyone watched her in owed
"Man! She's good" whispered the main actor which she was doubling to another
"Yeah I know" replied another one.
She was getting ready to jumped over the crevice when a big detonation could be heard and a enormous avalanche was coming down
"Hey it isn't the time yet!" yelled the director
"I know but something went wrong and this avalanche is bigger than calculated!"
"Forget this! Harmony and the others are in great danger!"
The six stuntmen tried to get out of the way as fast as they can; Harmony turned on the right and escaped the landslide while the others got buried. She continued to ski downhill and tried to stop because it was the end of the road there; she fell ten feet down and continued to slide faster and faster toward a gorge she tried to slow down but with no success
"I really wish those things came with brakes!" she said alarmed
She opened the parachute she always had on her when she was making a stunt where she had to jumped at high altitude, she hovered for a while before going down and her parachute got caught in the threes; she was now hanging and mid-air she took her knife and cut the straps and fell and fell on her feet not without twisting her left ankle
"That sucks! At least I am alive" she said looking at where she had fallen she was like nine hundred feet down, but than she heard growling and barking behind her, she turned slowly and saw three wolves, and by their look them seemed very hungry
"Not good!" said the woman backing up while the wolves approached her menacing showing their canines and drooling
"Nice doggies" she said laughing nervously while grabbing one of her skis, when one wolf jumped on her she hit him with it with all her strength and swung it around when the two others followed
"Sorry guys I don't want to end up in your stomach today or ever!" she said breathing heavily but the three wolves didn't gave up and some friends of theirs came along for the treat soon Harmony had to deal with a pack of wolves
"Bad day, bad day, bad day!" she said running away limping but she fell on the ground and one wolf jumped at her throat but she used the ski for protection, she could feel his warm breath on her face and knew she won't be able to hold on much longer, she was crumbling under the weigh of the wolf who was going to take a bite out of her when someone grabbed him by the tail and threw it away. Harmony look up and saw a very tall green man with pointy hears wearing turban and a white cape that was floating in the air she was like enthralled by the apparition who made short work of the pack of wolves the survivors run away whimpering their tails between their legs
"Oh wow!" she said with admiration
"Are you ok?" he asked her, she nodded unable to replied, and then he picked her up and flew away with her
'He can fly! I can't believe it! I must be dreaming, my hero' she thought while looking at him and found that he was really handsome. Still in shock and lost and in her contemplation she didn't pay attention to her surrounding or felt that the man had landed put her down and flew away
"Hey wait!" she called after him but he was long gone
"Harmony you are okay!" said the director and the staff while running toward her
"He didn't give me his name" said simply Harmony staring at the sky
"Who didn't give you his name?" asked the director
"The man who saved me from the wolves" she replied before passing out
Later on a hospital room
"I can't believe you survived this!" said Bernard Harmony's agent
"I was lucky he was around" she said dreamy
"You mean your hero; maybe you imagine the whole thing people can't fly Harmony!"
"He can, I saw it you should see the way he beat up those wolves! He was awesome!!" she said sighing
"Okay, get some rest" said the man leaving the room closing he door behind him
"How is she?" asked someone from the movie staff
"She's fine, but I guest she must have hit her head or something, she said a green flying man saved her" said her agent
A month later on at the racing tract
"Wow cool!" said Trunks to Goten while watching the racing cars aligning up
"Hey there are our dads!" said the other boy waving at them.
"This is a wonderful idea to organized that race to raise found for the needy Bulma" said Chichi
"Actually I didn't know what to do so I asked Vegeta, the race was he's idea, he's a real speed demon!" said Bulma smiling
"No kidding!!" said Chichi
"Well Vegeta likes car racing and even participate at the amateur race every now and then and always won them" explained Bulma
"I'll be darn! I mean what someone can find in car racing when he can fly even faster" said Chichi
"It's a man thing I guest, you know having a big engine that makes a lot hell of noises" said Bulma
"Vegeta a racer! Who would have ever thought! Who are the other participants?" asked Chichi
"Well all the gang is there even Piccolo; they are making the CC's team and a lot other amateur racer and even some professional like Harmony" said Bulma
"Harmony is there too what's her number?" asked Goten
"Well Vegeta is the number one and the last one twenty-five I think she's number twelve" said Bulma looking at a list
"Cool at the end of the race we are going to see her, right Trunks?" said Goten
"You bet!" replied the last one
"Who is she?" asked Chichi surprised by the boys enthusiasm
"Harmony Song is the greatest stuntgirl ever! She does the must dangerous stunts ever made; she can pilot any kind of machinery and plays all sorts of sports! She's fantastic!" said Trunks
"Oh come on you guys you can do more exciting things than that!" said Chichi
"You have to give the girl some credit Chichi she doesn't have super power like our friends and family" said Bulma
"I guest you are right" said the brunette
"It's time to give the signal Mrs. Briefs" said a man to Bulma
"Sure" said Bulma and run to the track with the black and white flag, she lift it and bring it down at the signal all the cars departed.
At high speed the cars were running on the tracks overtaking one another, during the race a car collided with another one and caused many others to crashed into them some had the time to make a full stop but got hit by the cars that were coming after them, the car number twelve went on two sided wheels so it could pass between the wreck cars. From the twenty-five racers only ten remained; Vegeta was leading the race followed closely by Gokou and Piccolo but as they almost reach the finish line the number twelve jumped them and after spinning for awhile headed for the finished line under the surprised look of the spectators and racers. Everyone got out of their car and Vegeta went to see who took the first place from him; the older saiya-jin wasn't happy to lose the race he was pretty angry, the driver of number twelve got out and took out her helmet and passed her hands in her dark green hair
"Hi there nice race huh!" she said smiling
"Hey! What the hell you thing you were doing?" barked Vegeta
"Winning the race duh!" she said
"This is a race not some kind of stunt" said Vegeta angry
"So, what's your problem shorty!" said the green-haired woman
"Say what?!" said Vegeta
"Come on Vegeta at least you end up second, it's not this never happen to you before" said Gokou
"Shut your trap Kakorott!" said Vegeta angry
"Calm down this was just a game let's go find the others" said Piccolo
"You know Vegeta he's a sour loser" said Gokou
"I am not a loser!" said Vegeta, but they didn't pay attention to the woman who didn't take her eyes out of Piccolo
'It's him I can't believe it! The man who saved me from the wolves he's here!' she thought, she was going to call him when Goten and Trunks run toward her
"You must be Harmony, am I right?" asked Trunks
"Yes I am"
"Can I have your orthograph please I am a fan of yours" said the boy
"Really I didn't know I have fans usually people don't pay to much attention about us" said the woman
"Are you kidding you are the best stuntgirl ever! I saw all the movies you work in!" said Trunks
"Yeah you are awesome!" added Goten
"Okay you guys you making me blush now" said the woman
"Goten, Trunks let's go!" said Vegeta
"One minute dad!" said Trunks
"He's your dad? He has a horrible temper" said Harmony
"Oh he just doesn't like to lose" answered Trunks before leaving the woman.
Later on the three winner of the race were giving their medals, Harmony got the gold one, Vegeta the silver and Gokou the bronze
"Thanks for participating Harmony" said Bulma
"It was my pleasure, but I think your husband is not very happy about me winning the race" said Harmony looking curiously at the older saiya-jin who was pouting in his corner
"Oh don't pay too much attention to him he'll be alright!" said Bulma
"Okay then" said Harmony
"Hey Harmony come here I want you to meet my brother" said Goten
"Okay I am coming" said the young woman
Piccolo was talking to Gohan when Goten interrupted them
"Hey Gohan, Piccolo-san meet Harmony" said the boy
"Nice to meet you ma'am my brother is always talking about you" said Gohan but Harmony didn't answer she was just staring at Piccolo
"So saving demoiselle in distress his what, your part time or full time job?" said the woman ignoring completely Gohan and Goten
"Excuse me?" said Piccolo who didn't understand
"You don't remember me do you? I am the woman you saved one moth ago from the wolves" said the woman
"Ohhh!"
"Do you always save people and just disappear" asked Harmony
"Not really I was just vicinity when I saw the wolves attacking you" said Piccolo
"Anyway thanks for saving me from finishing as diner that day" said Harmony giving him a flashing smile
"You are welcome" replied Piccolo who begin to feel embarrassed as he saw how the two boys were looking at him
"So Piccolo what are you doing tonight? We could go out for a drink" asked the woman, Piccolo didn't know what to answer this was the first time someone asked him out and felt very uneasy about the whole situation
"I going to uh" said Piccolo who couldn't come up with any good excuses
"Piccolo-san has to help us closing the place" said Gohan for his friend
"Well I am going to help you do it then" said Harmony
"You don't have to, really…" said Piccolo
"This is the least I can do" replied the woman taking Piccolo's arm and dragged him away
"Wow I think that girl digs Piccolo" said Yamcha to Krillin
"Hehehe that's something you don't see everyday" replied Krillin grinning
"Yeah surprising" said Bulma looking at the odd couple
"Green must be her favorite color" said Tien
"What's her problem?" asked Vegeta
"She must be desperate" replied Oolong
"A woman like her not probable" said Bulma
"I guest she does like him" said Videl
"Poor girl she's in for a shock" said Chichi
Later after everything was over and that everyone was gone except for the Z senchi and their family, Harmony was looking for Piccolo who had vanished in thin air
"Where is he?" she asked Gokou
"Who?" asked the saiya-jin
"Piccolo he was there a minute ago" said the young woman sadly
"He went home I guest"
"Oh crap he didn't give me his phone number!"
"He can't he doesn't have one" said Gokou
"Can you tell me where he lives?" asked Harmony her eyes filled with hope
"I don't think this is a great idea" said Gokou
"Please!" she said with puppy eyes
"Okay I am going to tell you" said Gokou finally.
The next day while meditating Piccolo heard
"Wow that's a nice place you have there" said Harmony getting out of her flying car
"What are you doing here?" asked Piccolo surprised
"I came here to see you silly" said Harmony smiling
"Good afternoon!" said Dende to the woman
"Hello, is he your son?" she asked
"No he's the guardian of the Earth" said Piccolo
"Really! Cool, can you see everything from there" asked the woman
"Yes I do" said Dende
"So if he's the guardian of the Earth, what are you?" asked Harmony, but Piccolo didn't answer so Dende answer for him
"Well Piccolo or a part of him used to be the guardian" said Dende
"Oh wow I never dated a former guardian of the Earth before" said the woman giggling,
"I see, well I am leaving you two alone" said Dende who looked at Piccolo who returned to his meditation
"So what do you do for fun?" asked Harmony while sitting on the ground, but Piccolo had no intention to replied to any of her questions thinking that she'll tired herself down and leave him alone but he was wrong, the woman keep on talking and asking a lot of questions, annoyed he asked
"Don't you have anything else to do?"
"No, I am not working until next month. So how do you do it?"
"Do what?"
"Fly, can you teach me?"
"If I do will you leave me alone?"
"Hahaha very funny"
"Guest not" said Piccolo sighing
During the days that followed Harmony followed the Namek around like a sick puppy, everywhere he went there she was, the Namek began to asked himself how she kept finding him. One day he accepted to train with Gokou, Vegeta, Goten and Trunks while taking a break Trunks said laughing
"Hey Piccolo your girlfriend is here"
"Oh no!" he said when he saw her car coming
"That girl is persistent" said Vegeta
"That's what happens when you are in love" said Gokou
"I just want her to leave me alone!" said Piccolo
"Why don't you tell her that" said Vegeta
"I think that Piccolo likes her even though he won't admit it" said Gokou
"Oh please, what I am going to do with her?" asked Piccolo
"That's your problem" said Vegeta
"Hey guys I brought you your lunch!" said Harmony
"Oh thanks Harmony" said Gokou taking the capsule and when he opened it a ton of food appeared on a picnic sheet and all of them began to eat except Piccolo
"Hey you didn't touch your food, are you sick" said Harmony touching his forehead but he back up saying
"I don't eat"
"I don't understand" said the woman
"Piccolo only drinks water" said Gokou
"Oh cool like that when we get married I won't have to cook" said the woman everyone began to laughed except Piccolo of course, Harmony went to sit by him and offered him a cup of water he took it and drink it while Goten and Trunks started singing
"Piccolo and Harmony sitting under a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G" Piccolo got up and hit them on the head and the fell on the ground counting stars. Piccolo had to bear Harmony stalking for an entire month, today the woman was like always talking and talking about everything and nothing without stopping this Piccolo had enough and yelled
"SHUT THE HELL UP!!"
Harmony blinked in surprised and angry said
"You don't have to yell at me you know, do you think it is easy to talk to you? You never answer I have to make up the entire conversation!"
"Why don't you go find someone else to bother because I really have enough of you following me around! I am not your boyfriend and I am not even interested so why don't you get lost because I don't give a shit about all those stupid things you keep talking about, and you know what I don't even give a shit about you!" said Piccolo and Harmony look at him tears in her eyes and run away to her car and left. Dende who was there said
"You didn't have to be so harsh you know"
"Who ask you?" said Piccolo and flew away.
Harmony went home crying she really likes Piccolo she had began to fall in love but guest the other man didn't feel the same way. The phone rang and she picked it up trying to sound normal
"Hello?"
"Hi Harmony! Have you forget that you have a stunt to do today?" said Bernard
"Oh sorry I forgot I am in my way!" she said leaving for work, she made it an half hour later
"Ha there you are hurry up we don't have all day to do this!" yelled the movie director of this movie
"I am sorry I lost tract of time" said Harmony near tears still upset about her arguing with Piccolo
"No need to be upset about it! Just do the darn thing don't forget this stunt is all about precision we are only going to do this once because it is pretty dangerous and cost a lot of money!"
"Yes sir I understand!"
"Good, let's do this. Camera, light, and action!" said the movie director, Harmony was getting ready for the stunt trying not to think about what happened earlier but Piccolo's words keep coming back to her, she get on the car trying to focus on the trajectory. She had to drive at high speed toward a crowded road while being chase by two other cars and a helicopter that will fire two missiles that would missed but destroyed two buildings while her car passed between them and she get out of them okay then she had to zigzagged between Carson a four lines highway, missed a big truck and get in the bridged but there will be an accident and her car will jumped over a raising bridge and she should made it safely the other way. But during the last part of the stunt she made a wrong maneuver and her car went crashing to the other part of the bridge and the car fell into the ocean.
Piccolo who was meditating opened his eyes and frowned at the moment where Harmony's car touched the bottom of the ocean, but he just ignored the odd feeling while Harmony's car was sinking into the ocean
[1]I changed this story's name because someone was complaining about me stealing her title *rolling eyes* anyway have fun!!
