First, I'd like to give a shout out to Class 0Α Member/Leader of UNITE/PUNSC Kirby Yeo/RaishaGS and 05-Council Member BRSStarJV for their exemplary work in securing parallel universe NEU-DAY from these…New House entities, as well as the formation of UNITE. As I'm sure we could all learn a lesson from this universe, as their UNGOC has abandoned it's "kill first, ask questions later" policy. Now that you know…

Deploying class E-COMATOSE amnestics…

We were never here…and you never saw this…


"The populace deserves to know what happened during the bursts…"

A strange person logs on to their computer.

"Welcome to SCiPNet, input credentials."

Username: **********
Password: ***************

"Credentials accepted; Welcome, Site Director Loud. Request?"

"Authorize data release."

"Accepted. Which document will they, the people, view?"

"All of them, start with TLH-001."

"Accessing document TLH-001…"


Item #: TLH-001

Street Name: "Mollie's Follies"

Threat Level: Yellow

Object Class: Euclid

TLH-001, prior to the Anomalous Burst

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of TLH-001's physiology, object is allowed to freely roam Site 1216, as a "morale booster". Special precautions must be taken to ensure that 001 will not bleed.

Description: TLH-001, formerly Lily Loud of 1216 Franklin Avenue in Royal Woods, Michigan; Is a humanoid anomaly approximately ½ foot tall, 6.8 kilograms and is precisely 1 year, 3 months old as of the creation of this document. The Anomalous Burst has appeared to not have affected her in any way shape or form.

Addendum 001-01: Upon extraction of subject's blood and testing the effect of it on haematophagic mosquitos (Street Name: Culex Mimulus), the effects it had on them are similar to heroin addicts, with symptoms of disorientation, delirium, muscle spasms, coma and total organ failure. Further testing must be done…

3,4-Methylene-Dioxymethamphetamine; The standard variant of MDMA

Addendum 001-02: Site Director Loud authorized the test of "Bloody Mary". A drink spiked with 001's blood was given to a homeless person to see if would produce the same addiction symptoms as the mosquitos. Site Director Loud was present at the consumption of the "Bloody Mary". Test subject came back screaming "I NEED IT!" While trying to breach Site 1216. Subject was later terminated by gunfire from the local police. Accessing the toxicology report for the deceased showed symptoms of MDMA overdose (Street Name: 3,4-Methylene-Dioxymethamphetamine).

Addendum 001-03: Upon looking at 001's cardiovascular system, it was found that her capillaries produce blood with a thin bilayer of semiliquid hemoglobin and a thin semisolid outer coating of a crystalline substance; Later found out to be a variant of MDMA. 12,16-Methylene-Dioxymethamphetamine, is thought to be the strongest and purest form of Molly. Subject is perpetually happy and seems to experience negative emotions at a severely inhibited rate when compared to a normal human.

Artistic rendering of SCP-230-EN
Credit: 松(A・TYPEcorp.)

Note: Giving 001 the depression test is suspended until she's at least 24 years old, due to the effects and ethical implications of giving a baby depressants. Cross testing with SCP-230-EN is put on indefinite hold pending permission from Site [DATA REDACTED's] Director and the possibility that TLH-001 could be under SCP-230-EN's control due to Compound [DATA EXPUNGED].