Original Posted On: May 22, 2020
Beta Read by: Heckelman88, Crowfeast, Tachyon99, xhope14x, Neostardustdragon101
Review Response:
NaruAi2018: hm, what can I do.
Redlox2: (Grins like Alastor from Hazbin Hotel) Maybe.
Wrandal: Technically, Ophis has not created Khaos Brigade. So, Kokabiel's actions are his own, not tied to her. Yes, Ophis opened a place for people with no home to live, but that is all it is. A hotel.
XenoBlaze: What is Megalovania? Yeah, she became Kakashi.
Calderoneric758: Thank you, and yes, Infinite Style: Thousand Snakes of Anal Blow out is a terrifying ability.
Gamerman22: Damn, that is a lot of hostility towards Vali.
Chronosign: SH! DON'T TELL THEM!
Admiral0mass: More hostility towards Vali, and some towards Kokabiel. Any reason why?
AscheCM: No, it isn't his power, it's some one else's. It is similar, but MUCH better when equipped with Vali's Divine Dividing. Thank you, man.
Tsukoblue: Eh… you do know that they are related, right?
Archangel Xireon Chaos God: Thank you man, I am happy I am able to still make people happy with my writing.
Darkmaster10000000: Yes, it truly is the strongest of Ophis's arsenal.
Darth56: Well, you will have to read the chapter. It is a little subdued, but I want to hurry along, get further into the canon, and get to another Original Arc before any Season 3 stuff.
Guest: Azazel and Orochimaru gave Vali this upgrade. No, Azazel doesn't know Ophis's connection to Naruto.
Akuro361: Thank you man. I really needed that.
WindCitySlayer1: Thank you.
Dlowe265: I hope you enjoy. This chapter is a little set up before the next chapter's stuff.
Lilhuesos: Yes, Ophis's strongest attack.
Have a Little Feith: Actually, Ophis's power (Oh-Fis) isn't infinite. If you google Ophis, you learn that, Spoiler, 10% of her power was stolen by one of her comrades and that power was turned into an Ophis clone called Lilith, who is so adorable. HEY, SHOULD LILITH BE IN THIS STORY?
God of All: Thank you man.
Arraia: Thank you.
Temsen: I explain why Ophis does this in the chapter. Yeah, I know, but I had Naruto in Werefox and Ghoul defeat Kokabiel, so I wanted to change that. I explained in an earlier chapter, Azazel and Orochimaru gave Vali this new power. I see your point, the punishment fit, but the way it was activated wasn't funny. Notes for the future, thank you for your honesty.
SPark681: Oh, god he is so fucked.
Hayane234: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you cry.
Thor94: I chose to make Naruto a bystander, because seeing Naruto keep beating the villains won't allow the other characters to grow, only grow dependent on Naruto. I don't want that.
The Edible Scump: Thank you.
Selet: Hm, I need to remember that Ophis's status/connection to Naruto isn't known outside of his family.
MonokumaFan002: I hope you enjoy this chapter, man.
Akirau809: Okay, that is cool. I know the story has dipped.
Current Harem:
Zest, Gabriel, Lucoa, Serafall, Penemue
Children:
Yasaka (Tamamo), Jack (Unknown Birth mom), Kuroka (Fujima), Xenovia (Unnamed Italian female), Asia (?), Shirone (Fujima), Jiraiya (Lucoa), Oscar and Lily (Serafall), Joseph and Mary (Gabriel), Kushina (Zest), Damian (Penemue)
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HIGHSCHOOL DXD!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey"= Sacred Gear/ Communication link/ Tailed Beast
Chapter 45: Moving On
Ophis stepped up to the others.
"Okay, who is injured?" She asked.
"Don't worry, Ophis." Zest said as she appeared, no longer in Version two state. "I called Tsunade, so she will help."
"I'm here, now who needs healing?" Tsunade asked as she and Shizune appeared, the former clearly upset, but softening when she saw Asia healing the others with Kalawarner and Mittelt despite running on fumes.
"I'll check Gremory and the Reaper." Ophis stated as she walked up to said people while everyone scattered into groups (Minor injuries and Major Injuries).
Despite being healed by Kurama's chakra, Issei's body was still breaking, his bones healed, but his organs weren't.
Everyone else had miscellaneous injuries, some worse than others, but with a simple amount of chakra and her skills, Tsunade was able to heal them with Shizune, allowing Asia, Kalawarner, and Mittelt to rest.
"Well, I guess I'll help too." Naruto said as he appeared, his rinne-sharingan closing along with a portal.
"You know healing jutsu?" Tsunade asked, quirking an eyebrow.
"Saiken helped me through his connection to you, so yes I can, grandma." Naruto said with a smirk before he got a playful glare.
"Alright, get to work, brat." Tsunade replied, talking to one of the strongest in the world like he was a kid.
Meanwhile, Ophis propped Donatello and Rias up with some snakes.
'Hm, it seems he is just exhausted from his fight.' Ophis deduced when her snakes traveled through the boy. 'The sword's possessing ability that he used much take a huge toll on his body and mind. It would give meaning to why it was sealed away.'
Ophis took pity on the boy, because if she was her old self, she would have killed him.
'Now, this girl…' Ophis thought as she looked at Rias with slight disdain. 'She spat on Ashura's offer, and refuses to accept Kurama, I think I should leave her to her own devices. Besides, she isn't even injured.'
"So, Ophis, why did you make sure Zest and I wouldn't interrupt this fight?" A Naruto clone asked, having finished helping heal a few of the Peerage and his own family and headed over to Ophis.
"It was a test, nothing more." Ophis said as she retracted her snakes. 'Also, because I wanted more screen time. The author has been neglecting me.'
"Come on, there has to be a reason besides that." The clone urged.
Ophis gave no answer.
"Okay, then answer this: How did you know Thousand Years of Death?" The Clone asked.
"I watched you do it to Serafall when you fucked her…" Ophis said before stopping when he pinched Ophis's cheeks and pulled them.
He was obliterated instantly for this transaction, making all the other clones and Naruto shiver.
'Shit.' He thought before he dispelled his clones. "Okay everyone, you are going to spend the night at my house, including your peerage, Sona. I'll make a nice breakfast as thanks for the help. But before that…"
Naruto's rinne-sharingan opened, brimming with chakra as he clapped his hands together, the Sun and Moon on his palms touching.
"Creation of All Things." Naruto said calmly, and within a few minutes, all of Kuoh Academy, which Ophis destroyed when she punched Kokabiel, was restored before their eyes.
"Amazing…" Sona said as she and her peerage arrived.
"I was able to do this thanks to your memories, Sona." Naruto informed her as his third eye shut. "Isobu's memories to be precise, but it doesn't matter much."
"No, this is amazing." Jack said as she still played the roll of an unknowing peerage member.
Naruto shrugged before picked up Excalibur Morgan and sealed it away.
'Now this is a broadsword.' Naruto thought, the mental pun making him grin stupidly.
"Alright, let's all go…" Naruto said dramatically, emulating Jiraiya's Kabuki style movements. "TO THE ISLAND TURTLE, GENBU!"
"Really?" Sona asked all giddy.
She didn't get an answer in the form of words, but a large portal appearing under all of them.
Next thing everyone who was awake knew, the air was frigid cold, the sounds and smell of the sea hit their ears and noses, and the ground was a rock like substance.
"Welcome, everyone, to my home." Naruto said as Ophis floated onto his shoulders.
"Naruto~" Penemue called out, wearing a simple turtleneck sweater and pants while she carried Damian and Jiraiya. "Oh, I see we have guests… and they are hurt…"
"Long story, dear," Naruto said as he took his children, kissed his wife. "I'll explain after all of them have settled in for the night."
"THIS IS AWESOME!" Sona shouted as she looked around her, feeling the history of this place, imagining the students who trained here.
"Sona…" Saji whimpered, having not done much in recent events and was worried she would not reciprocate his feelings.
"Alright, everyone, follow me to the Student Quarters." Naruto said cheerfully, his hair getting pulled by Damian and Jiraiya laughing at the peerages and his older sisters at their sorry forms.
This changed when he saw Xenovia in Zest's arms, his joy turning into fear and he got out of Naruto's grasp and fluttered with his tiny wings to Xenovia, prodding her in worry as Zest adjusted to carry him as well.
"Xeno…?" He asked sadly, his tiny heart hurting as he saw her like this.
"She is going to be fine, sweetheart." Zest reassured the tiny dragon who slay into his sister's body.
Naruto led the large group, with several of the peerage members needing clones to carry them, to the Student Quarters.
"Here you guys go." Naruto said as they arrived on the second floor. "You guys can sleep in any room on this floor. We will provide dinner shortly if you want it."
"Yes sir." Sona replied as she claimed a room.
'She is pretty enthusiastic about this, but whatever.' Naruto thought with a shrug.
Naruto, Damian, Penemue, Zest, Xenovia, Jiraiya, Ravel, Diego, Kuroka, Shirone, and Jack (splitting from her peerage) carrying Donatello went to the compound Naruto build for the whole family.
"Alright, let's get the babies to sleep…" Penemue said as she took Damian from Naruto and Jiraiya from Zest.
"Alright, then you go to bed too." Naruto said as he kissed Penemue again.
Penemue smiled with a faint blush before she took the children to bed.
"Alright, so who is hungry?" Naruto asked.
Groans were all he got.
"Fine, go to bed starving." Naruto huffed.
The teens trudged to bed, Ophis took Xenovia to bed, not wanting to leave Xenovia alone, wanting to sleep next to her favorite granddaughter.
"Naruto…" Zest said when they were alone.
Her tone filled with malice and dread, making Naruto and the tailed beasts start to sweat.
"Yes?"
"I am fucking you tonight."
Meanwhile…
Azazel watched as Vali dropped the living torso of Kokabiel before him.
"Kokabiel, you sure do know how to fuck things up." Azazel said in a tired, fed up tone.
"Fuck you, race traitor." Kokabiel spat, before actually spitting on Azazel's shoes.
Azazel's eye twitched.
Kokabiel hit the wall, gasping in pain after Azazel kicked him as hard as he could, spiderweb cracking the wall.
"Damn, and I thought I had a temper." Vali said as he powered down from Balance Breaker.
"You don't know me that well then." Azazel stated as he let Vali leave. "Now, Kokabiel, you are going to talk."
Next Morning,
Naruto stared at the ceiling, a thousand-yard stare.
'I am never doing that again…' Naruto thought as he sat up very slowly before getting up from the bed. 'I will ask Gabriel to heal me.'
He quietly dressed and turned to his bed, seeing Zest sleeping soundly on it.
Naruto shivered, leaving a note and some clones for breakfast, before he left.
Skip…
The sound of hair being cut echoed and faded in the morning air.
Xenovia sat on a chair with a towel over her shoulders as Zest trued up her hair with a pair of scissors.
"You know, I never thought I would cut your hair short." Zest said honestly. "You always had it long."
"I know." Xenovia replied sadly. "But I guess that long hair and combat don't mix, as Kokabiel was able to grab ahold of me because of it."
Zest snipped the last amount of hair and then proceeded to clean it up before handing Xenovia a mirror, a second mirror in Zest's hand so that Xenovia could see the back.
"Well?" Zest asked.
"I like it." Xenovia replied after a brief pause.
(Xenovia's Canon hair)
Zest smiled sadly before hugging Xenovia.
"It's just hair." Zest said as she pulled back. "It will grow back."
"I know, but I think I'll keep it short for now." Xenovia rain as she ran her hand through her short hair. "Just will take a while getting used to. Now I look like you."
"Is that a problem?" Zest asked as she lightly pinched Xenovia's cheek.
"Nothing…" Xenovia laughed.
They went silent when their stomachs growled.
"Let's go get some breakfast, Naruto should be awake and cooking." Zest said with a blush.
"Agreed." Xenovia replied.
Kitchen…
The two entered the kitchen and saw clones of Naruto slowly moved as they prepared breakfast for everyone.
Ophis, Lucoa, Penemue, Asia, Kuroka, Shirone, Jiraiya, Damian, and Kushina.
Diego and Ravel.
Issei, Kiba, Kalawarner, Mittelt, Akeno, Anko.
Irina and Basara.
Sona, Tsubaki, Saji, and Jack, the rest of the Sitri peerage having gone home.
Rias and Donatello were still sleeping.
Tsunade and Shizune returned to Misla's side the night before.
"Where is Naruto?" Xenovia asked, getting everyone's attention on her, more specifically, her now cut hair.
"Woah." Irina said with a very, VERY slight blush when she saw Xenovia's new look.
"What?" Xenovia said anxiously, gripping one of her bangs. "Does it look bad?"
"No, you look… cute…" Irina said, blushing harder at this.
Xenovia blushed at this and sat beside Zest, who smiled when the clones placed breakfast before everyone before they popped.
Jiraiya, Kushina, and Damian's food was mash potatoes and peas mixed together.
"Where is Naruto?" Shirone asked, noticing the patriarch of the family wasn't there at the head of the table, which was occupied by Ophis, who wasn't eating since she didn't need to eat.
"Ashura is off in Heaven, updating the angels on what happened." Ophis said dully, her usual 'Smile' missing, seemingly irritated.
"What is wrong, Ophis?" Penemue asked as she fed Damian.
"I don't like it." Ophis admitted, staring at Issei.
"What did I do?" Issei asked nervously.
"You hold the red dragon…" Ophis stated.
Issei swallowed the lump in his throat.
His guts told him to not piss any of the matriarchs off, especially Ophis after the display she showed the night before on Kokabiel.
"He was very annoying." Ophis continued. "Many previous users pestering Ashura every few decades, along with the white dragon. Ashura trained a few of each, the best of the best users of them, but those dragons are a couple of children."
"I AM VERY SORRY MA'AM!" Ddraig shouted from a green light orb on Issei's right hand. "PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT ALBION AND I HAVE A GOOD REASON TO FIGHT!"
Ophis glared at the orb, making the dragon sweat.
"Ddraig, what happened to make you this scared?" Issei asked innocently, though terrified of the answer.
Ddraig thought about it.
Images of his previous users, who had found Naruto, training under the man, the pain they went through and the torture he subjected them to, calling it 'training' when it wasn't.
"Ddraig?"
"FIRST RULE OF NARUTO'S TRAINING: DON'T TALK ABOUT NARUTO'S TRAINING!" Ddraig shouted before he retreated.
"Are we screwed?" Diego asked, looking at Lucoa. "I mean with training under Naruto?"
Lucoa, who was cleaning Jiraiya's messy face, smiled her usual smile, before her eyes creeped open.
"Yes, you are all very screwed." Lucoa said menacingly before her eyes closed and she refocused on her son, whose byakugan was again active, evident by her numb and unusable hand.
"Losers…" Jiraiya stated with a cute deadpan.
"Idiots…" Kushina replied, following her brother's lead.
"Dummies…" Damian chirped.
All the teens felt these words aimed towards them.
Including the children of Naruto.
"Irina, Basara." Penemue said with concern. "Now that the death of God has been revealed to you, both of you are probably going to be excommunicated."
Irina and Basara tensed and then relaxed, slumping over with sad frowns.
"Yeah, I know." Basara mumbled as he took a bite of his breakfast.
"Hey, if you don't have a place to go, you can live with us?" Xenovia said excitedly. "Hell, you guys could even go to Kuoh as students with us."
"Okay, calm down, Xenovia." Lucoa said, giggling at how excited her step-daughter was. "It is all up to Naruto and us to decide that."
"I don't care." Ophis replied in irritation before she stood up. "I have an annoying dragon to deal with."
With that, Ophis vanished from sight.
"Okay, now that she is now out of the way," Lucoa said as she looked at Sona. "What time do we need to be at the school and do we need formal dress?"
"For what?" Sona asked, sort of confused.
"It's Parent's Day on Monday, isn't it?" Lucoa asked.
All the students blinked.
'Oh…'
Monday Morning…
'… Crap-baskets.' They all thought in their own respectable groups.
Rias had been sent home with Akeno and Anko taking her after breakfast and the rest of the peerages at Genbu rested.
She had woken up and was pretty chill, though nervous that her family was going to be there.
'Them and…' Rias thought with an exaggerated glance/glare at Naruto, Gabriel, Serafall, Lucoa, and Penemue with Damian, Jiraiya, Kushina, Mary, Joseph, Oscar, and Lily with them as they entered the school.
They all wore decent clothing, Naruto wearing a suit, along with his sons wearing child size versions with clip on ties.
His daughters, however, wore cute puffy dresses, matching their personalities.
Zest wasn't among them as she was a teacher, thus Naruto carried Kushina.
'I don't like it that they are here.' Rias thought before shaking her head, blinking when no comment from Kurama was made. 'I don't like this too. He must be up to something. Especially since Donatello is now my Rook. He must be a spy.'
'God she is so annoyingly paranoid.' Kurama thought as he rested within Rias and Naruto, keeping his thoughts to himself.
He hadn't spoken to Rias since the Kokabiel Incident, as a way to let her recover, and quite frankly, keep the charade of him being a complete bastard fresh.
Make a joke to much, it loses its value and becomes less funny.
Kurama really wanted this to last a while.
Skip…
Naruto made four clones, so there was one of each of him for each wife as they went as family to his daughters and one extra.
There was a special barrier to allow these clones to be seen as different people by the normal human teens and parents, allowing the devils to see him just fine.
"Alright, enjoy Parent's Day." Naruto said as he, Kushina, Lucoa, and Jiraiya went to the Year One classrooms, to support Shirone and Ravel.
"I guess I'll go cheer on Kuroka and Anko." Penemue said as she, Damian, and her clone went to the College section.
"I will go check on Sona, Rias, and Diego." Serafall said as she, her clone, Oscar, and Lily went to the third division.
"I'll go and check on Xenovia, Irina, and Basara." Gabriel stated as she, Mary, Joseph, and Naruto's clone went that way.
The last clone went to the college section for Jack.
'This is going to be a fun cluster fuck.' The clones and Naruto thought as they went their separate ways.
Skip…
The classes went by fast, school being a half day as they walked around the campus, everyone split around and enjoying themselves.
Naruto, the real one, walked alone deep in thought.
'Hm, to think at one point I hated school, yet I taught so many people.' Naruto chuckled as he sat at one of the benches, holding a box of Takoyaki, sticking one with a toothpick and eating it. 'This is good.'
"THIS IS CANNIBALISM!" Gyuki shouted, waterfall tears flooding the mindscape as the others tried their best to get to higher ground.
'Shit, sorry man.' Naruto thought, forgetting that Gyuki didn't like it when he ate octopus.
"Naruto?"
Naruto looked up, mouth full, and saw Zeoticus Gremory.
"Sup, Gremory." Naruto said, not really knowing the man's name.
"It's Zeoticus, I'm Sirzechs's and Rias's dad." Zeoticus explained in a friendly manner as he sat down.
"Nice to meet you." Naruto said as he offered a toothpick t Zeoticus. "Takoyaki?"
"Sure, I haven't had it, so I guess I will try." Zeoticus said with youthful vigor, taking one and swiftly eating it. "It's hot, but so delicious."
"No need to play around, you want to talk to me about something." Naruto said with respect.
He didn't have anything against Zeoticus, so respect was a thing here.
"I am concerned." Zeoticus replied. "No, I am actually furious."
"About what?"
"You put chakra into Rias." Zeoticus said in restrained dislike. "I know you did it for a reason, not malice. But this paints a target on her back. You surely know that beings with chakra are usually kidnapped."
Naruto nodded.
"I know, and I am sorry that I can't take her chakra back." Naruto said honestly.
If it wasn't so tightly bound to Rias's body, Naruto would have gladly removed the chakra from her in a heartbeat.
Zeoticus took another piece of Takoyaki and sighed.
"I know. Sirzechs talked about you a lot after you disappeared." Zeoticus said before he ate his food. "I am truly sorry for your loss."
"Don't be." Naruto said as he waved it off. "Tamamo understood life better than I did, and if she was alive then nothing here would have happened."
Naruto raised his hand, basically pointing to all that were level with his palm.
"I would have never helped all these people, who I call family." Naruto said as he lowered his hand. "I don't want to think about what would have happened to any of them if I wasn't here."
Zeoticus could tell that Naruto was as wise as he was, but clearly stronger, knew it, and kept himself in control from how he carried himself.
'But I can see that he isn't perfect.' Zeoticus thought.
"May I ask about the creature inside of Rias?" Zeoticus asked cautiously.
"Kurama won't do anything unless necessary." Naruto explained as he had more Takoyaki. "Like a life or death situation, he will take over and keep her alive."
"But what if it is against her wishes?"
"Then so be it." Naruto replied, taking another piece.
Before Zeoticus could continue, the duo heard screaming.
"What is going on?" Naruto and Zeoticus said in unison before they made their way over, and saw Anko, Diego (Being held back by Kuroka and Jack) trying to attack Orochimaru, who looked like a normal human.
'Shit…' Naruto thought as he remembered the fact that Anko and Diego had a complicated history with Orochimaru.
Chapter 45, DONE!
Well, seems like things are moving pretty fast for everyone.
The Teens are about to be taken into the Faction Meeting and Naruto has to deal with Orochimaru's trouble children.
Hopefully this has occupied your boredom. Because I know the story has dipped.
I won't make excuses, but I would like some feedback.
