There I was walking into camp half blood excited to see my Gf Annabeth chase. I just returned from a quest to defeat the original Hydra, Ladon, and Medusa for Athena to give me her blessing to marry Annabeth. After I got back I saw Athena and she gave me a ring to give to Annabeth that she had made by Hephaestus. It has a grey and sea green spiraling band made with lunar silver and oceanic steel along with two sea green diamonds with one grey diamond in the middle. In side the band was the phrase " Your seaweed brain always.".

When I entered camp I saw Thalia running towards me. She stopped in front of me with her fists charged with lightning. "Where were you?!" she yelled. I showed her the ring and told her the story while she was drooling over the ring. " Never mind your forgiven." she said. " Thanks." I said sarcastically. " Do you know where Annabeth is?" " No why, are you going to do it now?" she asked surprised. " Yea I was planning on it. Why do you have a better idea?" I asked curiously. " As a matter of fact I do." she said smiling. ?

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20 minutes later

Ok my plan sucked I thought while listening to Thalia's idea. I was planning on going straight to her and do it where ever she was. Thalia's was better. Her plan was for me to take her on a date tonight to a picnic on a cliff overlooking the canoe lake. After finding the right place I prayed to my favorite goddess (Hestia) for a dinner for our date. Next thing I know a picnic basket appears with hams turkeys pies, and many more foods that made my mouth water.

As I was on my way back to the camp I heard something coming from Zeus's fist. Deciding to check it out just in case I inched closer to the noise till I realized it wasn't an animal or an attack, but the love of my life Annabeth Chase bouncing up and down on Herakles dick. Backing up in surprise, my foot snapped a twig causing Annabeth to look up at me in shock. "H-How c-could you do this t-to me," I asked afraid of the answer. She stood up getting angry at me for some reason, "ME" she said as if I was the one cheating on her, "ME. You leave for 5 months and have the audacity to ask me how could I!" she yelled. Herakles having been watching what was happening started to laugh uncontrollably. Turning on him I yelled, "Is something funny to you, you overgrown blob fish!" I asked. At this he stopped looking at me in shock at what I said. Standing up and lifting his massive club, he charged with an enraged look on his face...and fell on his face. Turns out if you want to fight, you should probably pull your pants up first.

While he was on the ground I covered him in water and held him down while walking to Annabeth as she looked at me in fear. "You say I abandoned you Annabeth," I said with my head down, "do you want to know what I was doing those months." I asked quietly. All I got in response was a short fearful nod. Smirking I continued, "I fought the original Hydra, Ladon, and Medusa so that I could get your mothers permission." "Permission for what?" she asked shakely. With that I held up the ring and watched her gasp in shock as I used riptide to slice through it. "I was planning on marrying you wise girl," I said painfully. "but now I see you don't care. All you care about is your new boy toy." I spat while walking away towards the quivering son of Zues I had contained in the water. Stopping to look at her I said, "by the way have fun getting anything from him any time soon. " as I used riptide to cut Herakles's dick off and waking away from the sobbing girl over her lost love and the god over his lost junk. But at the last second i turned back and said, "You know what Annabeth you were right, children of Athena and Poseidon don't mix."