Ahoy taters welcome to chapter 3 of An Animorph in Toon town!
This chapter will be about our favorite serial killers birthday!
But She'll have a surprise of her own for Tobias!
Now onto the chapter!
Date July 19th 2019 Scratchensniff's birthday
Location The Gang's house, Elm street, Daisy gardens Toon town.
Time 3:30AM
We see Scratchensniff in her room.
Scratchensniff's room, had multiple posters of Donald trump on the door and on its walls (and in this universe Donald trump is a royal blue monkey toon)
Her bed had an American flag blanket and a MAGA pillow.
But what really made her room stick out was the heads of Democrat politicians and enemies of Donald trump she had mounted on her wall right above her bed.
These heads included Christine blasey ford who was a forest green horse toon, Maxine waters who was a peach crocodile toon, Bernie sanders who was a steel blue crocodile toon, and now had two new additions, the heads of Jerry nadler (Perrywinkle crocodile toon) and Robert mueller (Amber crocodile toon)
Scratchensniff was sleeping after setting up Robert mueller and Jerry nadler's heads above her bed.
She had been sleeping for the past three and a half hours.
When her MAGA hat alarm clock woke her up by shouting "CNN SUCKS CNN SUCKS CNN SUCKS!"
She quickly pressed the button to turn it off and stretched her arms and yawned.
She smiled "Well its time to kidnap another evil Democrat again!"
She got dressed in her jason Voorhees mask, black wig, Maga hat, Trump pence shirt and "Making america great again" skirt.
After getting dressed in her Republican Jason costume she picked up the two DVDs that contained the footage of her torturing Robert mueller and Jerry nadler.
She was going to give the footage to the media because she WANTED the liberal media to know how Jerry nadler and Robert mueller suffered and died.
You see every time Scratchensniff kidnaps and tortures a Democrat, she records herself torturing them and sends the footage of their torture to the media as a way of taunting and scaring the Democrats she hasn't kidnapped yet.
She WANTED the democrats in congress to know their days are numbered.
After grabbing the DVDs containing the torture footage, she grabbed the portable holes that allowed her to access her own customized personal Portable hole network that allowed her to leave Toon town and go anywhere in the world.
Her personal portable hole network was the only one that could allow its user to leave Toon town.
And with that she jumped in the hole and went on her way to her targets house.
Scratchensniff now in her Republican jason identity emerged in the house of Judge Amy berman jackson.
Scratchensniff had brought a chloroform rag with her and went from the living room to hiding in the bedroom under the bed.
Soon she heard the front door open.
Judge Amy berman jackson had just got home from a day of liberal judicial activism.
The judge was a female Emerald cat toon.
The liberal scumbag of a judge was exhausted and headed immediately to her room to go to sleep.
She climbed into bed and tried to fall asleep.
That's when Scratchensniff struck.
Our favorite serial killer sprinted out from underneath the bed and jumped on top of the bed and quickly applied the Chloroform rag to the judges face.
Amy struggled and tried to fight Scratchensniff off.
Scratchensniff was however stronger and with one
hand suffocated her with the Chloroform rag and the other hand pinned her right arm to the bed while using her (Scratchensniff's) right leg to pin The liberal judge's left arm to the bed.
Amy kicked and screamed through the rag.
Scratchensniff said "How does it feel to have a gag order of your own placed on you liberal bitch? What goes around comes around!"
Amy struggled for a few more minutes until she finnally succumbed to the chlororform and passed out.
Scratchensniff smiled underneath her mask and said "Perfect! When I'm done with you, you're going to be begging not only me for forgiveness but Roger stone too, you are going to realize placing a gag order on him was the biggest mistake of your life, your tears of regret will be delicious!"
Scratchensniff picked the unconscious judge up and threw her over her(Scratchensniff's) shoulder.
Before she summoned another one of her custom holes and jumped in, teleporting right back to the gang's house.
(half an hour later)
Location, The Basement
The emerald cat toon judge woke up tied to a chair, gagged and naked.
She tried to yell for help, to ask what's going on, where she was.
It was then that her kidnapper came in sight.
And The Judges fear Skyrocketed.
Amy's eyes widened as she whimpered through the gag "Republican jason"
She recognized Scratchensniff's alter ego from the news, from the videos Republican jason had sent the media of her(Republican Jason) torturing and killing democrats.
The democrats had begun to fear Republican Jason especially since the police couldn't track her down and couldn't even figure out how she broke into peoples homes.
Scratchensniff/ Republican jason smiled under her mask, she could feel the judges fear coming off her in waves, it was flooding the room.
Scratchensniff then said "I see you recognize me, so your honor" she said the last part mockingly.
"You're probably wondering why I've brought you here, I brought you here to punish you for your persecution of Roger stone, you have unfairly placed a gag order on him and now I'm going to make you suffer for it"
Scratchensniff produced a knife and began to itch it closer to The liberal judge's stomach.
With a sudden thrust Scratchensniff shoved the knife in and the liberal judge attempted to scream but the gag silenced her.
Scratchensniff taunted "Doesn't feel good to be silenced does it? Hahahaha!"
Scratchensniff then began carving letters into Amy's stomach.
It wasn't to long until she (Scratchensniff) was done and the name Roger stone was now carved deeply into the emerald cat toon liberal's stomach.
Scratchensniff pulled the knife away and said "For the rest of your life which won't be very long, you'll have Roger stone's name on your body"
Scratchensniff then walked over to a refrigerator.
She then said "So Liberal scum you're probably wondering why I have a fridge here in this torture room right? Well its simple this fridge is my Fridge of torture where I store my disgusting food which I force feed captive liberal scum like you, now what shall I feed you"
Scratchensniff searches through the fridge before pulling out a moldy sandwhich covered in roaches.
Scratchensniff said "Ah, an egg salad sandwhich three weeks past its expiration date and its infested with roaches, bon appetite liberal scum"
The emerald cat toon judge struggled violently to get out of her restraints.
However she was helpless.
Scratchensniff soon removed the gag, at which point the judge closed her mouth and refused to open it.
Scratchensniff let out a dark chuckle "I like a fighter, it makes it all the more rewarding when I break them"
With her free hand Scratchensniff held the emerald cat toon's nose, thus stopping her from breathing.
After a few minutes The emerald cat toon liberal judge automatically gasped for air.
At which point Scratchensniff let go of her(The emerald cat toon judges) nose and shoved the moldy roach covered egg salad sandwhich into her (The judges) mouth.
Scratchensniff forced the emerald cat toons mouth closed and put a knife to her throat.
"Chew and swallow and take your time doing so or I'll slit your throat and don't you dare think of vomiting it or spitting it out!"
The judge began chewing the modly roach covered sandwhich in her mouth.
It tasted awful and the texture was disgusting, the roaches were disgustingly crunchy and the eggs were disgustingly fuzzy.
As she went to swallow she threw up in her mouth but remembering what Scratchensniff said, she forced herself to swallow.
Scratchensniff laughed and said "How does it feel to be helpless liberal scum?"
Scratchensniff didn't give her time to answer though as She(Scratchensniff) put the gag back on the judges mouth.
Scratchensniff laughed "Oops I forgot you can't talk I put you under a gag order!"
Scratchensniff then yawned "I'm really tired now if you excuse me I'm going back to bed, I'll be back to punish you some more later"
As Scratchensniff walked up the stairs, the judge began to cry in despair dearly regretting taking up Roger stone's case.
Once our favorite psychopath had exited the basement she entered the kitchen through the pantry where upon she saw Tobias, Giggleburps, Autistic Ramen shield 69 and Soupcan samantha surrounding the dining room table.
Scratchensniff asked herself in a whisper "What are they doing up at this hour?"
She then heard Giggleburps say "Tobias we need you to take Scratchensniff to fight some cogs while we decorate the house and make the cake for her birthday party okay?"
Tobias replied "I most certainly can do that"
Giggleburps said "Good leave at 9:00 AM and bring her back by 4:00PM"
Giggleburps then said to Autistic Ramen shield 69
"Autistic ramen shield 69 you'll be making the cake but NO star trek in it it must be a trump supporter themed cake!"
Autistic ramen shield 69 perked up at first then said
"Aw man well I'll do my best it'll be really difficult not to include any star trek in it though"
Scratchensniff smiled " My friends they're planning out my birthday party, I love them so much ESPECIALLY YOU Tobias"
She then thought 'I'd better sneak off before they notice me'
And she sneaked off back to her bedroom to go back to sleep.
(The next morning)
"CNN SUCKS! CNN SUCKS! CNN SUCKS!" shouted Scratchensniff's alarm clock at 8 o clock in the morning.
She turned it off and sung to herself "Happy birthday to me, Happy birthday to me!"
She got out of bed, she was currently naked (Why do all the girls in this house like to sleep naked? Wondered The Showmaker) she got dressed in her Trump pence shirt and trump Making America great again skirt (Those parts from her Republican Jason costume serve as her normal clothes but without the black wig, MAGA hat and Jason vorhees mask)
The blonde haired ice blue pig toon then walked down stairs heading towards the kitchen.
Once she got down stairs she smelled Breakfast cooking.
She licked her lips and said "Yum whatever's cooking smells delicious!"
She entered the kitchen amd saw Autistic Ramen shield 69 cooking breakfast burritos in the shape of the Enterprise from the original star trek series.
Autistic Ramen shield 69 noticed her and said "Good morning Scratchensniff, Since it's your birthday I decided to cook you breakfast! I hope you enjoy!"
Scratchensniff said "Thank you Autistic ramen shield 69 I appreciate it"
Scratchensniff didn't think anything of the burritos being star trek themed as she knew her dog toon friends sheer obsession with Star trek.
Autistic Ramen shield 69 then said "Order up, Breakfast is ready! Go sit at the dining room table and I'll deliver it to you!"
Scratchensniff replied "Thank you!"
And sat at the table with Tobias, Giggleburps and Soupcan Samantha.
Scratchensniff batted her eyes at Tobias "Good morning Handsome you're looking great today!"
Tobias blushed and replied "Thank you Scratchensniff, you're looking great yourself Happy birthday"
Scratchensniff said "Thank you, do you know what I want from you for my birthday?"
Tobias got curious and listened intently wanting to perfect his new friends birthday.
He asked her "What do you want?"
Scratchensniff answered "I want you Tobias, I want to feel your hands explore my body, I want to feel your hands fondle my boobs, your fingers pinch my nipples, your hands spank my ass and most importantly I want your cock inside my pussy, I want you to unleash your load inside me"
Tobias blushed a deep red at hearing these words.
Giggleburps laughed and said "Scratchensniff I didn't know you could be so naughty!"
Soupcan samantha laughed and said "Scratchensniff, Tobias is perfect for you he's just as naughty as you, when he was sleeping with us last night he got a boner that lasted two whole hours!"
Scratchensniff smiled and said "Oh my now that's the kind of erection any girl would kill to have sex with!"
Tobias was now so embarrassed that he was trying to disappear he thought in his head
'This is probably being broadcasted to gods across the multiverse right now Why me?'
Autistic ramen shield 69 then came to save the day "Scratchensniff here's your breakfast"
She placed a huge plate containing a huge breakfast in the shape of the enterprise made out of breakfast burritos in front of Scratchensniff.
Autistic Ramen shield 69 then said "I'll be back with your breakfast soon Soupcan Samantha"
Soupcan Samantha gave a thumbs up "I'm looking forward to it! My first breakfast outside of a Cog building prison in two months!"
Autistic Ramen shield 69 headed back to the kitchen.
Meanwhile the arrival of her breakfast had seemed to distract Scratchensniff and the girls from the topic of Tobias' erection from last night.
Giggleburps licked her lips "That spaceship breakfast burrito looks mighty yummy Scratchensniff"
The apricot colored horse toon reaches for the enterprise breakfast burrito only to have her hand smacked away by our favorite serial killer.
Scratchensniff chided "Wait for your own Giggleburps! It should be coming out soon after Soupcan samantha's!"
Giggleburps' stomach growled and she said "Oooh I don't know if I can wait that long!"
Meanwhile Tobias thought 'Well atleast they aren't talking about my erection from last night anymore'
Autistic Ramen shield 69 then came back with another large plate containing an Enterprise breakfast burrito.
She put this one in front of Soupcan Samantha.
The purple monkey toon girl rubbed her hands together and said "Oh goody!" and began to dig in.
Gigglieburps' ears drooped as her stomach growled again, she asked "Autistic ramen shield 69 can you please bring mine out next?"
Autistic Ramen shield 69 said "As long as it's okay with Tobias, Hey Tobias is it okay with you?"
Tobias replied "Yeah sure I'll wait"
Giggleburps smiled and said "Thank you Tobias"
Before she leaned across the table and kissed him on the cheek.
Tobias smiled and said "You're welcome Giggleburps"
Autistic Ramen shield 69 then headed back into the kitchen to get Giggleburps' breakfast.
Scratchensniff had now started digging into her own breakfast, unlike Giggleburps though she ate it neatly and delicately with a knife and fork like a polite fancy person would.
Soupcan samantha ate in a way similar to Giggleburps, by wolfing her breakfast down.
It was then the trekkie dog toon girl came back carrying the plate of Giggleburps' breakfast.
She set it in front of Giggleburps and before she could even pull her hand away, the apricot horse toon began to dig in.
The trekkie dog toon girl quickly pulled her hand back "Woah Giggleburps Don't bite my hand off I'm not on the menu!"
Giggleburps let out a small burp and said "Sorry bout that just so hungry"
Autistic ramen shield 69 simply rolled her eyes and said "Well I guess I should be used to it by now" before heading back to the kitchen to get Tobias' breakfast.
A few minutes later she came out with Tobias' enterprise breakfast burrito.
Before she placed the plate down she joked "Don't bite my hand off now okay?"
Tobias laughed and said "Don't worry I'm not a glutton like Giggleburps"
Giggleburps either didn't hear the joke or chose to ignore it as she continued eating.
Autistic ramen shield 69 put the plate down in front of Tobias and told him to enjoy.
Tobias smiled and replied "Thanks Autistic Ramen shield 69, I gladly will enjoy this breakfast!"
Tobias then began to dig in.
(1 hour later)
Scratchensniff was watching TV in the living room.
It was 9 o clock in the morning and thus time for Tobias to take Scratchensniff out of the house so the others could decorate it.
Tobias approached Scratchensniff and said "Hey Scratchensniff do you want to go fight some cogs today just you and me, Giggleburps suggested maybe you could show me a little bit more of Toon town while we're at it"
Scratchensniff pretended to act like she didn't know that Tobias was planning to do this all along and said
"Sure Tobias I'd love for us to go fight Cogs together today and I'd love to show you more of Toon town"
Which wasn't a lie, as Scratchensniff was falling in love with Tobias and the idea of spending her birthday just with him fighting cogs and showing him Toon town did sound appealing to her.
Scratchensniff then said "I'll take you to Walrus way in The Brrrrgh neighborhood, Gonnorhea odin and Stinky Edward live there and own a corn dog stand there, their turkey corndogs are to die for! Plus it's good to introduce you to a new neighborhood!"
Tobias replied "Alright let's go"
The Duo exited the house and once they were out of the house, Tobias used one of the portable holes that were given to him by Giggleburps, to open a Pathway to The Brrrrgh.
The ice blue pig toon and the morph capable human jumped in the hole.
And emerged on the other side in a neighborhood that to Tobias looked like a Winter wonderland.
Tobias saw blue buildings, snow covered christmas trees, snowmen and snow everywhere.
Tobias took in a deep breath and let it out in Amazement "Wow this is incredible" he said.
Scratchensniff smiled "Yeah The Brrrgh is pretty amazing, it's the only place in all of Florida that snows as a result it's a popular tourist trap, so popular that some people have to be turned away"
Scratchensniff then got a mischievous smirk on her face, she walked off the sidewalk onto the snow covered ground and began gathering some snow until she had a snowball.
While Tobias was busy taking in the beauty of The Brrrgh, Scratchensniff threw the snowball at Tobias.
It hit the back of his head startling him
"What the heck?" he said.
He turned around and saw Scratchensniff was holding a couple of Snowballs in her arms.
She smiled at Tobias and said "Hey Tobias want to have a Snow ball fight?"
Tobias' face lit up he replied "You're on!"
Scratchensniff said "Then try to dodge this!" as she threw two snowballs at him.
Tobias rolled out of the way and said "Ha you missed, and now I'm going on the offensive!"
He quickly gathered up a big snow ball and threw it at Scratchensniff hitting her chest.
She shivered "Brrr that's cold! I'll get you back for that Tobias!"
Scratchensniff threw a snowball this one hitting Tobias' arm.
Tobias shiveres "Brrr yep it's freezing!"
He then gathered up more snow, molded it into snow balls and began running while throwing snow balls at Scratchensniff.
Scratchensniff was hit by the first two snowballs before she dodged the last two, she said "Its on Tobias!"
And she began gathering up more snow to make more snowballs all the while running to dodge the ones Tobias threw at her.
Once she made more snowballs she threw them at Tobias.
Three hit Tobias on the stomach.
Tobias laughed and said "You got me Scratchensniff!"
It was then that Scratchensniff's cellphone made a notification sound.
Scratchensniff said "Hang on Tobias I've got to see what the message is about"
The duo stopped their snowball fight, with Tobias walking towards Scratchensniff to watch her as she pulled out her touch screen cellphone.
Tobias asked "Can you get me one of those things?"
Scratchensniff replied "You'll need one to get messages from Toon HQ so yes, also according to the message I just got from Toon HQ there's an invasion of Micromanager skelecogs under way"
Tobias asked "What's a skelecog?"
Scratchensniff answered "A Skelecog is an incomplete cog that is just a skeleton without the armor or skin, in this case with the Micromanager skelecogs they're incomplete micromanagers"
Tobias smiled and nodded his head "Ahh so midget robot skeletons"
Scratchensniff laughed "Yes you could say that, anyways you better start morphing because here they come!"
Scratchensniff pointed up at the cloudy sky, Tobias looked up and saw a bunch of four foot tall silver mechanical skeletons with propellers sticking out of their heads which they were using to fly and to descend slowly to the ground.
Tobias said "TASE bring up the morph gallery"
The red holographic sumo wrestler version of Albert einstein appeared in Tobias' vision.
"Right away Master Tobias!" Said the AI as it brought up said gallery.
Tobias began to scroll through the gallery until he found a morph he liked at which point he selected it and began concentrating on its DNA.
First Tobias grew a white plague doctors mask on his face, he then grew a black leather like doctors robe around his body before he grew taller to 6 ft 2 inches.
He grew a doctors bag out of his body and completed the transformation.
Tobias had just morphed into SCP 049 from The SCP Mythos.
Scratchensniff asked out of curiosity and wonder "Ooh a plague doctor what can you do in this morph?"
Tobias/ SCP 049 answered "I can kill people with physical touch alone and then turn them into zombies by performing surgery on them"
Scratchensniff said "That's so morbid, I love it! You should use this form to help me torture the democrats I kidnap, but we can discuss that later the micromanager skelecogs have landed"
Four Micromanager Skelecogs were heading towards the duo.
Upon getting within speaking range The micromanager skelecogs began to say their battle starting phrases.
"we're going to do this my way"
"It looks like you need some managing"
"Oh good, a project"
"I want the job done right, so I'll do it myself"
Tobias/ SCP 049 said "Alright Scratchensniff it looks like were having a team up against these unfinished loser midgets"
Scratchensniff burst out laughing "Unfinished loser midgets good one Tobias which one of us should go first?"
Tobias/ SCP 049 answered "Why you should of course it is your birthday"
Scratchensniff said "Thank you Tobias" and pulled out a trigger box and pressed the button on it.
There was a whistling sound as something fell through the air.
Which was revealed to be a heavy sandbag that landed on The Micromanager skelecog on the far right's head thus crushing his head and taking away eighteen health points.
Said micromanager skelecog pulled his head out of his body and said "That hurt you little bitch"
Scratchensniff laughed "Little? I'm a whole foot and a half taller then you! Anyways Tobias it's your turn to attack them"
Tobias/ SCP 049 said "With pleasure" he began advancing towards the micromanager skelecog that was to the left of the one Scratchensniff just attacked.
The micromanager skelecog, Tobias was approaching got a real nervous look on his robotic skeleton face "What are you going to do to me?"
He asked.
Tobias/ SCP 049 answered "Don't worry you won't feel a thing but your friends will"
And with that he touched the micromanager skelecog's shoulder causing instant death for that skelecog.
But strangely, the corpse didn't explode much to the shock of the other micromanager skelecogs who commented.
"He killed Zuckerberg with just a touch!"
"Not only that he stopped Zuckerberg's corpse from exploding like what's supposed to happen!"
"Why is he pulling all those surgical tools out of his bag?"
Indeed Tobias/ SCP 049 was pulling surgical tools which included needles filled with various chemicals, scalpels, sewing needles and the like out of his bag.
Tobias/ SCP 049 said "I'm just going to perform a little surgery here I'm sure your friend here won't mind"
And with that Tobias/ SCP 049 got to work cutting, injecting and sewing at the micromanager skelecog corpse.
This went on for five minutes at which point Tobias/ SCP 049 declared "Done"
He backed away and said "Live my creation Live!"
The micromanager skelecog corpse began to groan and then rise back on its feet.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ZUCKERBERG?!"
shouted the micromanager skelecog on the far right.
Tobias/ SCP 049 chuckled and answered "I guess you could say I'm the cure for death, Scp 049 2 attack your former friends"
The zombie skelecog groaned and grabbed ahold of the skelecog on the far right.
The skelecog on the far right began to say "Wait Zuckerberg it's me Jeff we're friends remember? In the name of the Chief executive officer don't eat me!"
However Jeff's pleas fell on dumb and deaf ears as The micromanager skelecog zombie formerly known as Zuckerberg proceded to take several bites out of Jeff making him scream in pain until he died.
Jeff's body then exploded and the explosion injured the skelecog zombie by blowing off its left arm.
However it gave no indication of being in pain.
Tobias/ SCP 049 then commanded "SCP 049 2 halt my turn is over"
The two remaining micromanager skelecogs stood in disgust and fear at what just happened.
One spoke up "Those were my friends you shapeshifting abomination of an asshole, and what you did was cruel I shall pay it back tenfold"
Tobias/ SCP 049 said " You want to talk about cruel? You cogs and your campaign of genocide against the toons is cruel! As the saying goes An eye for an eye!"
"Screw you!" said the skelecog on the far left before using the attack Buzz word.
The micromanager skelecog on the left pounded his fist into his hand and sent black and yellow words flying at Tobias/ SCP 049.
The attack hit and Tobias cringed as the attack bruised him in some areas and cut him open in other areas.
"How do you like that cock sucker?!" asked the micromanager skelecog on the left (Who from now on we'll be calling Musk) that attacked Tobias/ SCP 049.
Tobias/ SCP 049 yawned and replied "Meh I'll live"
Musk said to McDermott "Finish that cunt off Mcdermott"
Tobiad/ SCP 049 cheekily taunted "I thought I was a cocksucker? You must be senile if you can't keep your insults for me consistent"
Musk screamed in rage and tried ripping his hair out in frustration before remembering he doesn't have any hair.
McDermott said "Don't worry Musk I'll finish Jabber Jaw here off!"
McDermott then said "I love to be a wet blanket" before using the attack Brain storm.
He sent a small storm cloud towards Tobias/ SCP 049.
Scratchensniff commented "You got them both worked up since they're ignoring me and solely targetting you"
Tobias/ SCP 049 smirked and said "Getting bad guys worked up is my job"
The small storm cloud was now above Tobias.
Lightning lashed out from it but it struck the sidewalk and missed Tobias by twenty feet.
Tobias taunted "Ha you missed" and flipped off McDermott with both fingers.
Musk screamed in rage "McDermott you retard! Why did you use Brain storm! That attack almost always misses its target!"
McDermott got a fearful look on his face, "I-I'm sorry I just chose it at random!"
Musk said "At random? AT RANDOM?! YOU'RE GOING TO BE SORRY FOR THAT RANDOM BULLSHIGGITY WHEN YOU'RE DEAD!"
Musk used the attack fountain pen on McDermott who screamed in pain as his face melted before he exploded.
Scratchensniff laughed "Woah Tobias you got the cog scum so worked up he killed his own comrade!"
Tobias/ SCP 049 however was disturbed at Musk murdering his comrade in a fit of rage.
Scratchensniff then said "Well it's my turn to attack, you're going down Loser"
The ice blue pig toon pulled out a birthday cake and threw it at Musk.
The birthday cake hit its mark.
Musk curled his fists in rage and said "Damn you all to hell!" before he began spinning around and then exploded.
Tobias/ SCP 049 said "Way to go birthday girl!"
Scratchensniff replied "Thanks Tobias, I figured since it was my birthday I'd kill him using the Birthday cake throw gag"
Tobias/SCP 049 said "Good idea, anyways there are plenty more Micromanager skelecogs wondering around The Brrrgh do you want to fight them too?"
Scratchensniff smiled and replied "I'd love to Tobias!"
Tobias/SCP 049 replied "Then let's go, come on SCP 049 2"
The zombie micromanager skelecog followed the duo as they went to confront more Micromanager skelecogs.
They soon ran into a micromanager skelecog who was alone.
Said skelecog proceeded to say "I'm going to be breathing down your neck"
Scratchensniff scoffed "You're way to short to be doing that midget, If anyones going to be breathing down someone's neck it'll be me to you"
Tobias/ SCP 049 then said "My zombie servant SCP 049 2 will be eating your neck, SCP 049 2 introduce yourself"
The zombie formerly known as Zuckerberg revealed itself to the lone Micromanager skelecog.
The lone micromanager was shocked "W-what did you do to that poor soul?"
Tobias/ SCP 049 answered "I killed him and turned him into a zombie"
The Lone micromanager skelecog (There were others in The Brrrgh but just not on this street)
Asked "How is that even possible?"
Tobias/SCP 049 answered "Via anomalous means of course, now SCP 049 2 attack!"
SCP 049 2 with its one arm grabbed the micromanager skelecog and began biting him tearing pieces of him off while he screamed in pain.
Soon the lone Micromanager skelecog died and exploded and its death explosion killed SCP 049 2.
Scratchensniff said "Good job Tobias"
Tobias replied "Thanks Scratchensniff!"
The Two high fived.
Tobias/SCP 049 said "Let's head somewhere else to fight more cogs where would you recommend?"
Scratchensniff answered "Let's head over to Sleet street, its another street here in The Brrrgh neighborhood"
Tobias/ SCP 049 and Scratchensniff made their way over to Sleet street and arrived there shortly.
Where upon they saw a lot more Micromanager Skelecogs.
Tobias/SCP 049 said "Well I'm going to change morphs, TASE bring up the Morph gallery"
TASE appeared in Tobias/ SCP 049's vision and said "Right away Master Tobias!"
Tobias/SCP 049 scrolled through the Morph gallery until he selected a morph and began to morph.
First Tobias/SCP 049 grew until he was 13 feet tall, then his plague doctor mask like face began to shrink so it became more human like, though still retained a beak lip like quality.
His skin took on an African american like quality while his bag began to disappear.
He then grew red pads on his shoulders and upper arms which then grew spikes.
He then grew a spiked helmet on his head and became more muscular.
Finally he grew a towel tail with a football on it.
Soon the transformation was complete. Tobias had transformed into a Footballosaurus (a type of super bully from the Kids next door universe)
He looked like a thirteen foot tall muscular african american foot ball player covered in spiky football player armor.
Scratchensniff asked "Woah! What did you just transform into?"
Tobias answered "I just transformed into a Footballosaurus it's a type of Super bully from Universe KND180000!"
Scratchensniff got stars in her eyes "Amazing! You should storm congress in this morph make the democrat scum there shit themselves in terror!"
Tobias/ Footballosaurus thought 'She really hates democrats doesn't she?' before commenting "Maybe someday but don't get your hopes up, for now let's fight some cogs"
Tobias/ Footballosaurus then shouted "Hey Unfinished loser midgets The birthday girl and I are ready for battle!"
Five skelecogs turned towards the duo and if they (the skelecogs) could've they would've paled.
One commented "Holy shit that football player dinosaur guy is big, I think we could take on the pig trump supporter chick if she was alone though"
The second micromanager skelecog commented "Do we have to fight them? I don't want to die"
The third member of the group said "You know the rules we HAVE to fight them otherwise we're deserters and will be punished accordingly!"
The fourth micromanager skelecog said "I don't know who to be afraid of more, The CEO or the shapeshifter"
And finnaly the fifth one said "The CEO you idiot! We stand no chance against him now let's go!"
The five micromanager skelecogs then begin walking towards Scratchensniff and Footballosaurus.
Upon confrontation Scratchensniff said "I'm going to stop you right there, don't say any of your cog jokes or battle starting phrases let's just fight because I'm eager for a brawl!"
The first micromanager skelecog said "ugh fine you toons ruin everything, and as usual you are allowed to attack first"
Scratchensniff turned to Tobias/ footballosaurus and asked "Do you want to go first Tobias?"
Tobias/ footballosaurus answered "No you go first birthday girl"
Scratchensniff said "Aw thank you I'll make it quick and count"
Our favorite trump supporter pulled out a birthday cake gag and threw it at the first micromanager skelecog.
The first micromanager skelecog sighed and said "As usual you toons ruin everything" before he spun around and exploded.
Tobias/ Footballosaurus gave Scratchensniff a slap on the back knocking the wind out of her "Good job Scratchensniff!" he said.
Scratchensniff after recovering her breath said "What I'd tell you? I'll make it quick and count! It's your turn now!"
Tobias/ Footballosaurus cracked his knuckles "With pleasure!" he said.
The four remaining micromanager skelecogs let out a collective "Oh shit!"
Tobias/ footballosaurus then charged the second Micromanager skelecog and hit it with his tail sending it flying into the atmosphere before it exploded.
Tobias/ Footballosaurus then retook his place by Scratchensniff's side.
There were now three micromanager skelecogs left.
The third micromanager skelecog said "I shall avenge my comrades by killing your trump supporting girlfriend, shape shifter!"
Tobias/ Footballosaurus got flustered and yelled "She's not my girlfriend!"
Scratchensniff got a sly look on her face and replied "No but I wish I was grrrowl"
(the end of her sentence being a seductive growl)
The third cog then used the attack "Finger wag" wagging his finger at Scratchensniff while saying "Am I going to have to separate you?" and thus shooting purple blahs at Our favorite Trump supporter.
The purple blahs Impacted knocking Scratchensniff over.
Tobias/ Footballosaurus was immediately concerned he asked "Scratchensniff are you all right?"
As he helped her up she answered "Yeah I am just a few cuts and bruises!'
The fourth micromanager skelecog (the second of the trio still left) then said "You won't be when I use Buzz word!"
Said micromanager skelecog then began pounding its fist into its hand while saying "You should "B" more careful"
Thus sending black and yellow words flying towards Scratchensniff.
Scratchensniff said "oh no you're not getting me this time!" and she jumped out of the way thus avoiding damage.
"Son of a lawsuit!" cursed the Micromanager skelecog who initiated the attack.
The next Micromanager skelecog then said "Don't worry I'll take care of her"
The last micromanager skelecog pulled out a fountain pen and said "This is going to leave a stain" and pulled the lever shooting black ink towards Scratchensniff.
Scratchensniff ducked avoiding the ink and said "Hah! You missed you unfinished loser midget!"
All three Micromanager skelecogs then began jumping up and down while yelling "Fucking cock sucking bull shit bad luck hell fucking mother fucking cunt licking piece of shit laws of physics!"
Scratchensniff laughed and gave them two thumbs up "WOW Good job You three are the vest swearers I've ever met!"
Tobias/ Footballosaurus gaped and said "Holy shit they swear just as good as Rachel did when she got pissed"
Scratchensniff asked "Your former girlfriend? I really wish I could've met her now!"
Tobias/ Footballosaurus said "Yeah you two would've liked each other we'll it's your turn to attack Scratchensniff"
Scratchensniff said "Gotcha chief! I'll use my signature gag for this one!"
Scratchensniff pulled out a purple mega phone and out of it came a MAGA hat that shouted "CNN SUCKS! CNN SUCKS!"
This took 26 healthpoints away from all three cogs.
"Ow my ears!" exclaimed one of them.
Scratchensniff then said "Tobias go get em tiger"
Tobias got dazed 'Tiger that's the morph of Rachel's cousin the one who sent her to her death'
Tobias/ Footballosaurus stood lost in thought.
Scratchensniff got concerned and asked "Tobias you okay dude?"
One of the micromanager skelecogs impatiently yelled "Just attack already slowpoke!"
Tobias/ Footballosaurus then shouted "THIS IS FOR GETTING RACHEL KILLED JAKE!"
And then charged the micromanager skelecog in the middle.
"EEP!" cried his comrades on his side as they dived out of the way.
"I regret everything!" cried the micromanager skelecog who was coming under assault by the enraged Tobias/ Footballosaurus.
Tobias/ Footballosaurus brought his fists together and slammed them down onto the unfortunate skelecog crushing not only him but the ice covered pavement underneath him.
Tobias/ Footballosaurus then began delivering a series of punches on to the cog crushing his body further and making it look like a flattened soda can.
One of the other Micromanager skelecogs covered his eyes and said "How brutal"
Tobias/ Footballosaurus then began to yell "I hate you Jake! I HATE YOU!"
Soon the cog he was pounding, self destruct triggered and it exploded the resulting burns snapped Tobias/ Footballosaurus out of his blood rage.
He blinked and asked "What happened?"
Scratchensniff laughed and said "You went crazy that's what happened good job! You really turned me on there! Gggrrowl!"
Tobias/ Footballosaurus then vaguely remembered his rage and became unsettled by it he thought 'I don't know what to be unsettled more by, the fact that I went into a rage and killed a cog thinking it was Jake or that Scratchensniff was turned on by my homicidal rage'
There were now two micromanager skelecogs left.
They grouped together and whispered to each other.
"the shapeshifter belongs in the loony bin"
The other skelecog replied "They both belong in a loony bin! New strategy let's focus our attacks on the shapeshifter if we take him down our chances of dying go down by 70%"
"Good idea"
The micromanager skelecog on the left then initiated the attack Fountain pen, pulling out said pen and saying "Be prepared for some permanent damage" and squirted the acidic ink on Tobias/ Footballosaurus.
This slightly burned our heroes skin making him shift uncomfortably.
The micromanager skelecog on the right then said "I have told you a thousand times" and initiated the attack finger wag launching purple blahs at the acidic ink covered Tobias/ footballosaurus.
The two attacks combined to create an explosion that knocked our shapeshifting here off his feet and set him ablaze.
Scratchensniff said "Holy shit! Tobias stop drop and roll go in the snow!"
Tobias/ Footballosaurus said "Thanks but way ahead of you" and rolled into the snow quickly putting out the flames.
The two micromanager skelecogs waited with baited breath with one asking the other "Is he dead?"
Scratchensniff glared at the cogs "He'd better not be because if he is I'll inflict suffering on you so bad it'll make what I do to the democrats look humane in comparison"
The two skelecogs shuddered and thought 'She's actually scarier then the shapeshifter!'
Tobias/ Footballosaurus then rose from the snow covered in burns and burnt clothes but still alive.
Scratchensniff immediately ran up to him and hugged him.
She said "Tobias I'm so glad you're still alive I thought you were a goner!"
Tobias/ Footballosaurus suppressed a pained gasp from her hugging his burnt flesh and said "It'll take more then two Unfinished loser midgets to put me six feet under"
Scratchensniff cried from happiness shocking Tobias.
Scratchensniff then wiped the tear away and said "Yeah, let's finish these Unfinished loser midgets!"
Tobias/ Footballosaurus knew not to bring the tear up to her and he responded "Of course you and me birthday girl"
The duo resumed their place facing the skelecog suo.
Scratchensniff pulled out a birthday cake and said "All right time to die!"
"Oh fuck!" yelled the micromanager skelecog duo.
Before throwing she said "This is for almost killing my boyfriend!"
And threw the cake.
Before it impacted the skelecog began to say "I knew you two were a" SPLAT.
He then spun around and exploded.
Tobias/ Footballosaurus then asked "Scratchensniff did you just call me your boyfriend?"
Scratchensniff answered "Yes yes I did now hop to it and kill the other unfinished loser midget who almost burned you to death"
Her voice had a commanding steel in it that he dare not question.
He saluted her "Yes ma'am" before he charged the last micromanager skelecog and punched its head off killing it and making it explode.
Scratchensniff had hearts in her eyes "Aww I do like me a big strong brutal man who can punch my enemies heads off"
Tobias/ Foltballosaurus then asked "What now?"
Scratchensniff answered "Now we go to Gonorrhea odin's and Stinky Edward's corndog stand for lunch they've got quire the interesting menu there also you might want to demorph"
Tobias/ Footballosaurus said "Yeah I am getting sick and tired of these burns" before he began demorphing back into his human form.
Soon Tobias was human again and he was thus wearing his pink bunny slippers, his purple pajamas that had pictures of smiling Cresent moons on them, and his purple "I killed my first cog at Donalds dreamland" shirt and of course the patriot fusion sock on his left foot underneath the bunny slipper.
Scratchensniff said "Handsome as usual and your true form despite being less muscular then your last morph is a whole lot cuter!"
She grabbed Tobias roughly by the shirt and initiated a kiss with him.
Tobias thought 'Wow I'm actually enjoying this kissing a pig who's a serial killer this feels amazing!'
After a few minutes the Human and the pig's lungs began to burn and Scratchensniff broke apart for air.
Scratchensniff said "Let's go to Gonorrhea Odin's and Stinky edward's corndog stand I'm starving and I'm buying"
Tobias began to say "No Im buy- wait I don't have any jelly beans"
Scratchensniff said "That's right but if you insist on paying here are the jellybeans you need to pay"
The pig serial killer girl then handed Tobias a sack full of Jellybeans.
Tobias smiled and said "Thank you Scratchensniff I should be paying it is after all your birthday"
Scratchensniff replied "You're welcome Tobias, but what I really want for my birthday is for you to be my boyfriend and I ALWAYS get what I want"
Tobias gulped not wanting to refuse her, he had a feeling that doing so would be bad for his health.
On the bright side he couldn't deny that he was attracted to her.
'She is very beautiful and strong' he thought before Scratchensniff said "Well we'd better hop to it back to Walrus way we go"
Tobias said "Right away ma'am" together the duo walked back to Walrus way with Scratchensniff guiding Tobias.
After arriving back on Walrus way Scratchensniff lead Tobias to a corndog stand that had tables parked in front of it.
On one table Tobias recognized a familiar face.
"Prankward nice to see you again" said Tobias.
Prankward the short fat aqua blue cat toon was muching on a corndog that was coated in a pasta with his mouth full he greeted Tobias.
Tobias said "Sorry Prankward I can't understand you"
Scratchensniff chided "Prankward how many times must I tell you, DO NOT TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL ITS GROSS AND IMPOLITE AND I HATE IT!"
Prankward let out a muffled screech before he quickly swallowed his food.
He saluted Scratchensniff and said "Yes Ma'am I'm sorry Ma'am please don't tase my balls again!"
Tobias asked "Tase his balls"
Scratchensniff said "He talked with his mouth full to many times so I punished him"
Tobias gulped and made a mental note not to talk with his mouth full around Scratchensniff while clutching his privates protectively.
Tobias then said "Anyways Prankward what did you say and what are you eating right now?"
Prankward answered "I said Hello Tobias it's good to see you again, and I'm eating a Lasagna dog which is a lasagna covered corndog"
Tobias' stomach growled and he said "Sounds delicious what else do they got?"
Gonorrhea Odin then spoke "Bro why don't you look at the menu and find out?"
Tobias turned and saw both Gonorrhea Odin and Stinky Edward at the register, Tobias walked up to them followed by Scratchensniff.
Stinky edward said "Hello Tobias it's nice to see you again"
Tobias smiled "Its nice seeing you too Stinky Edward"
Gonorrhea Odin then said "We wouldn't have made it through that cog building alive yesterday if it weren't for you so you and your girlfriends corndogs are on the house"
Tobias gaped 'I've never received special treatment like this before!' before he said "All I can say is thanks"
Gonorrhea Odin said "Don't mention it and take your time looking at the menu"
Scratchensniff said "Well I already know what I want, I want the mac n cheese and chicken nugget corndog, I want three of those and then I want one chili cheese burger corndog"
Stinky Edward said "You got it girlfriend now how about you Tobias?"
Tobias looked at the menu carefully "Well I'll definitely have a Chili cheese burger corndog, I also want two General tso chicken corndogs and finnally a calamari corndog"
Stinky edward said "Got it your orders are all coming up! Just wait a few minutes"
Five minutes later Stinky edward delivered three corndogs to Scratchensniff that had a shell made of breaded chicken instead of bread and was covered in mac n cheese ( Mac n cheese and chicken nugget corndog) and one corndog that had a hamburger shell covered in chilli and chedder cheese on top of the normal shell (The chili cheese burger corndog)
Stinky edward then delivered a chili cheese burger corn dog to Tobias, as well as two corndogs that had orange chicken shells (General tso chicken dog) and a corndog covered in calamari.
Stinky edward said "I hope you enjoy I cooked them myself"
Tobias and Scratchensniff thanked The Gay hindu gay jew dynamic duo before taking seats at the same table Prankward was sitting at.
Prankward finished off his lasagna dog and swallowed he looked at Tobias and Scratchensniff's corndogs with hunger lusts and drooled.
Scratchensniff said "Don't you be getting any ideas pal, these are our corndogs if you want more go buy some up front"
Prankward snapped out of his hunger daze and said "Yes ma'am I'm sorry ma'am of course!" he then pulled out his wallet stuffed full of jelly beans and headed up front.
Scratchensniff then said to Tobias "Go ahead Handsome take your first bite, you haven't had a real corndog until you've tried The Gay hindu gay jew dynamic duo's corndog"
Tobias was hungry he thought 'Which one should I try first' before Asking "Scratchensniff which one would you recommend I try first"
Scratchensniff smiled "Aw the student seeks advice from the master, Little grasshopper you should try the chili cheese burger corndog first"
Tobias smiled and bowed "Thank you oh wise master of corn dogs"
He then said "Over the lips through the gums look out stomach hear it comes!" and took a bite of his chili cheese burger corndog.
Tobias felt his teeth bite through chili, then melted cheese, then hamburger meat then the bread shell and finnaly the dog itself.
Tobias chewed on the mixture of Meat, chili and cheese rolling it on his tongue.
Tobias smiled and said with his mouth full "Wow its like a chili cheese burger mixed with a hotdog on a stick" although it came out a lot more mumbled he then swallowed his food.
However his joy was interrupted when he felt a dark presence beside him.
Tobias slowly turned to look at his side knowing that he fucked up.
Scratchensniff was surrounded by a dark aura she growled and spoke in a deep voice "Tobias what did I say to Prankward about talking with your mouth full?"
Tobias squeaked "That it was gross and impolite" .
Scratchensniff maintaining the dark aura said "Yes and did you think you were exempt from that rule?!"
Tobias sweated and said "No no I forgot honest!"
Scratchensniff said "Well don't forget again!" and smacked Tobias with a rolled up newspaper knocking him off the chair.
"Consider yourself warned" she growled out before she suddenly calmed down and asked "Did you enjoy your corndog Tobias?"
Tobias had swirls in his eyes and was dazed and confused he thought 'Yep she's definitely crazy and beautiful like Rachel'
Prankward then came back to the table carrying eight General tso chicken corn dogs.
Prankward said "You got off easy consider yourself lucky"
Gonorrhea Odin and Stinky Edward came out of their hiding places and Gonorrhea odin chimed in "True dat Bro, we used to have this customer who came here and ALWAYS talked with his mouth full, one day he left and never came back, his body was found dismembered, disemboweled and ran over by the trolley, coincidentally Scratchensniff was seen with a few blood stains on her afterwards"
Scratchensniff yelled "That was ketchup and you know it!"
Gonorrhea odin saluted "Yes ma'am I'm not accusing you in any shape or form!"
Tobias laughed at the sheer crazyness his life had become.
Scratchensniff said "Tobias now is not the time to be laying on your back laughing now is the time to be FEASTING on the best corn dogs in the universe!"
Scratchensniff pulled Tobias up and set him back in his seat.
Tobias said "Sorry Scratchensniff its just that my life has become so absurb its funny and Stinky Edward the first bite of your chili cheese burger corndog was the best I've ever had"
Stinky Edward smiled "I'm glad you feel that way Tobias"
Tobias said "And now I'll continue enjoying it" and so he resumed eating the chili cheese burger corndog.
Tobias enjoyed every bite, rolling the chili, hamburger meat, hotdog meat, and cheese on his tongue before swallowing it and when he was done he licked the stick clean.
Scratchensniff meanwhile had finished off her own Chili cheese burger corndog and said "I'm proud of you Tobias my boyfriend has just finished off his first Gay hindu gay jew dynamic duo corndog, now go ahead try another one"
Tobias looked at his three remaining corndogs, two General tso dogs and one Calamari corndog and he chose the latter dipping it in a cocktail sauce he was given.
Tobias put the bastard child of seafood and fast food in his mouth and took a bite.
Tobias moaned in pleasure and chewing carefully before swallowing said "This is magnificent! It's a perfect blend of seafood and fast food! I must have another bite!" he dipped it in the cocktail sauce again and had a second bite.
Tobias chewed on the crunchy yet chewy calamari which covered the bread shell which in turn covered the dog and as he chewed he thought 'Stinky Edward is a great cook and The Gay hindu gay jew dynamic duo sure do have a powerful imagination coming up with all these recipes!'
Soon Tobias finished his calamari dog.
Now there were only the two General tso chicken dogs left.
Tobias eagerly wanting more of Stinky Edward's cooking took a bite and a mix of asian and american fastfood flavor exploded in his mouth.
He swallowed and said "This is the perfect mix of Asian food and fast food! I love it!"
He took another bite savoring the mixture of General tso chicken and hotdog.
He quickly and eagerly devoured it leaving one General tso chicken dog left.
Scratchensniff commented "I knew you'd love this place Tobias!" she them resumed eating her corndogs (The mac n cheese chicken nugget corn dogs)
Soon both were done eating.
Tobias burped and said "Excuse me"
Scratchensniff laughed "You're excused!"
Prankward asked " So what are you two going to do now?"
Tobias turned to Scratchensniff and asked "Does fighting more cogs sound good?"
Scratchensniff's and Prankwards cellphones went off and so did the phones of the gay hindu gay jew dynamic duo.
The toons took out their cellphones to view the message.
Scratchensniff said "Wow there is an invasion of Mr Hollywoods in progress you almost never see them outside of cog buildings, Tobias let's go and kill some Mr Hollywoods!"
Scratchensniff dragged Tobias off rapidly.
Prankward quickly finished off his last general tso chicken dog before he said "Wait for me I wanna join you!" he got up from his seat and ran to catch up with Tobias and his psychotic girlfriend.
Stinky Edward looked to Gonorrhea odin and said "How about it Chunky babe? We rarely get to kill a Mr Hollywood, let's close down the stand and join Tobias and Scratchensniff in killing those pompous cogs"
Gonorrhea odin said "I can never say no to you cotton ball especially after the extra special good time you gave me last night!"
The gay hindu gay jew dynamic duo closed the stand and ran after Tobias, Scratchensniff, and Prankward.
Soon the friends were all caught up.
Tobias said "Scratchensniff please let go of my arm or you're going to tear it out!"
Scratchensniff yelled "Nonsense Tobias you just need to have thicker skin!"
Prankward laughed "Yeah Scratchensniff really does love killing cogs more then any of us do, it wouldn't surprise me if she was a serial killer in her spare time"
Scratchensniff got a dark aura and yelled "DON'T YOU DARE ACCUSE ME!"
Tobias, Prankward, Stinky Edward and Gonorrhea odin cowered with Prankward saluting "I'm sorry ma'am but I wasn't trying to accuse you but I'm sorry regardless"
Gonorrhea odin then smiled "Hey cotton ball look up there there's a group of Mr Hollywoods up ahead!"
Stinky Edward said "Thanks for the heads up Chunky babe!" and the two kissed.
Now as for what the Mr hollywoods looked like? They were 10 ft 5 inches tall, and had a perpetual 5 oclock shadow surrounding an equally perpetual gigantic grin on their gigantic white squinty black haired faces.
They had large pink hands coming out of brown suits.
There were 5 Mr Hollywoods and the group and our group of heroes collided.
One Mr Hollywood named Weinstein said sarcastically "Oh great it's the Gay hindu gay jew dynamic duo, the trump supporter and the shape shifter"
Prankward said "Hey what about me?"
Weinstein replied "You're nothing"
Prankward facefaulted falling to the ground before rising up and yelling "I'm a threat to you to"
Weinstein replied "Beat it midget!"
Prankward got so mad he had steam coming off of him before he turned to Tobias and asked "Tobias do I have your permission to attack first and to kill this SOB?"
Tobias felt sorry for Prankward so he answered "Yes you do, show him you are a true threat to cogs everywhere"
Prankward smiled and said "Thank you Tobias for this I'll use my most powerful gag, prepare yourselves cog scum I worked myself to the bone to get this gag"
"I'm so scared" mocked Weinstein.
Prankward continued smirking unperturbed by weinstein's mockery "You should be" he replied before he pulled out a trigger box and pressed the button.
As a result a mound of dirt appeared underneath the feet of all five Mr Hollywoods.
Weinstein began to say "The geyser gag you've gotta be shi" before he and the other Mister Hollywoods were blown up into the air via a water eruption.
After a few minutes they fell down when the eruptions stopped.
Weinstein got back up and said "I die a disgrace" before he spun around and exploded.
The four other Mr Hollywoods were alive but injured.
Another one this one named Cruise said "Thank you for taking out that arrogant jackass but you still have us to deal with!"
Tobias then replied "And we still have the upper hand as it's still our turn to attack Gonorrhea odin you're up next"
Gonorrhea Odin then said "I'm going to use my signature gag for this one the semen pie!"
He pulled out what looked like a normal pie and threw it at Cruise.
The pie impacted on Cruise's face.
Cruise clawed the cum and crust off his face and said "Perverted savage I'll kill you once your groups turn is done"
Gonorrhea Odin shocked wondered "How are you still alive? You were hit by a Geyser gag and then my semen pie you should be dead!"
Cruise answered "I'm tougher then your average cog"
Tobias then ordered "Stinky Edward attack the one Gonorrhea Odin attacked, and Scratchensniff if Stinky Edward isn't enough to bring him down then I want you to attack him"
Stinky Edward replied "Yes Tobias!" before using his dildo drop gag on Cruise.
The giant dildo crushed Cruise's head but even that DIDN'T kill him.
Cruise taunted "Toon scum I'm IMMORTAL I AM GOD!"
Stinky Edward said "Holy shit this guy is tough Scratchensniff it's up to you now"
Scratchensniff said to Cruise "Cog scum I don't care how tough you are, you'll fall like everyone else before me"
Before she pulled out her signature sound gag.
Scratchensniff's signature sound gag unleashed a MAGA hat that yelled "CNN SUCKS CNN SUCKS!" at Cruise and the three other Mr Hollywoods.
Cruise covered his ears which were now bleeding the cogs white synthetic blood and said "Well I'm done for my last words are fuck you assholes!" before he spun around and exploded leaving three Mr Hollywoods left.
It was now Tobias' turn to attack and boy were the remaining Mr Hollywoods nervous!
Tobias smiled "You cogs are in for a treat!" and he began to morph, his hair turned crimson so did his eyes.
Tobias' mouth gained scars on their sides and took on a pelican eel like quality.
He became more muscular and his clothes began to change.
He grew a torn leather vest and a light ragged scarf that covered his pelican eel mouth.
And then he began to grow taller and taller until he surpassed even the Mr Hollywoods in height making the three Mr Hollywoods that were left gulp.
Tobias stopped growing once he reached 16 ft 8 inches tall.
He had morphed into Charlotte Katakuri (A character from the anime One Piece look him up)
Scratchensniff gazed in wonder at Tobias' morph and said "Woah so tall and muscular!"
Prankward said "Uh Scratchensniff you're drooling"
Scratchensniff wiped the drool off her mouth and yelled Angrily "NO IM NOT!"
Prankward scared said "Sorry I must have been hallucinating!"
Stinky edward said "This morph of his is very powerful I can feel the power coming off it in waves!"
Gonorrhea odin said "He makes the tallest cogs look like midgets in comparison!"
Katakuri morph Tobias said to the Three Terrified Mr Holly woods "Do you know how easily I can kill you right now?"
The three mr hollywoods squeaked out pleas for mercy.
Katakuri morph Tobias pulled a pink Jelly bean out of his pocket and said ""All I need to kill you is this Jelly bean"
Before he flicked the jelly bean and did so with enough force that it punctured the head of the middle Mr Hollywood like a bullet causing him to die and explode.
"Holy shit" cried out one of the two remaining Mr Hollywoods.
"God damn that's terrifying!" cried out the other.
Scratchensniff shouted "Go Tobias your power is amazing!"
Katakuri morph Tobias smiled underneath his scarf and said "Thank you Scratchensniff"
Before he turned to the two remaining Mr Hollywoods and said "Its your turn to attack now"
They both gulped with one of the cogs saying "We're so screwed!"
At first the two remaining Mr Hollywoods refused to attack and thus Katakuri morph Tobias got impatient and yelled "ATTACK DAMN IT!"
"Yes sir!" squeaked the Mr Hollywood on the left before he attacked Katakuri morph Tobias by using the attack power trip.
The cog wiggled its fingers sending blue sparks at Katakuri morph Tobias.
However when the attack hit Tobias defended himself by turning into a white candy substance called Mochi thus allowing the attack to harmlessly pass through him.
The Mr Hollywood said "What the fuck?!"
Tobias explained "This morph is of a powerful person named Charlotte katakuri who ate a Devil fruit known as the Mochi mochi no mi which allows him to create, control and turn into mochi"
"WHAT THE HELL IS MOCHI?!" exclaimed The Mr Hollywood on the right.
Before Tobias could answer Gonorrhea Odin did "It's a japanese candy!" spoke the tall overweight beige duck.
"Exactly" said Katakuri morph Tobias before saying to the second cog "It's your turn to attack now"
The second cog gulped before using the attack Razzle dazzle on Katakuri morph Tobias.
The attack was a smiling placard that shot out a ring of sparkles at our shapeshifting hero.
But once again our hero transformed into Mochi and the attack harmlessly passed through him.
Katakuri morph Tobias solidified and smiled underneath his scarf and said "Your turn is over it's our turn now!"
Before he grew a bunch of extra arms made out of mochi and hardened them with haki and then punched the Mr Hollywood on the left over a thousand times causing him to explode.
The one Mr Hollywood that was left shouted "Holy shit what was that?!"
Katakuri morph Tobias explained "I can use this morphs Devil fruit to grow extra arms made out of mochi plus this morph has access to a type of energy called Busoshoku haku which allows me to harden my body"
The sole surviving Mr Hollywood thought 'Is this how all battles are going to be from now on? With us cogs being utterly curb stomped?!'
Katakuri morph Tobias then said in mock assurance "But Don't worry I won't kill you, she will, Scratchensniff you're up"
Scratchensniff smiled and said "With pleasure"
Before she pulled out her signature sound gag.
The yells of "CNN SUCKS CNN SUCKS!" deafened the last Mr Hollywood.
Who said "Oh momma help me i cant even hear myself think" before he spun around and exploded.
After that Mr Hollywoods death Tobias said "Congratulations team you all fought well out there"
Stinky edward said "Thanks Tobias!"
Gonorrhea odin said "That's high praise coming from you bro! Your fighting moves in this form are amazing!"
Scratchensniff said "Handsome and a flatterer too"
Before she climbed up on top of Katakuri morph tobias and planted a kiss on his cheek making him blush.
After that Tobias, Scratchensniff, Prankward, And the gay hindu gay jew dynamic duo spent another hour fighting cogs together before before the latter three had to go "tend to some business"
Scratchensniff suspected that Prankward and the gay hindu gay jew dynamic duo were being called to her and Tobias' shared house to help prepare her birthday party (she was right)
Anyways Scratchensniff and Tobias spent a couple more hours fighting cogs before Tobias told her that it was time to return home for a surprise.
Scratchensniff smiled and thought 'Oh I know what the surprise is but what you don't know is that i have a surprise of my own for you tonight'
Soon the duo were back in front of their blue two story house which looked normal on the outside except all the lights were off.
Tobias who had demorphed back to his regular human form by now said "Go on ahead Scratchensniff you go first"
Scratchensniff smiled and said "Thank you Tobias" and opened the door and entered the house.
Tobias shortly followed behind her.
The house was dark at first but after she entered the lights flipped on and Autistic ramen shield 69, Soupcan Samantha, Giggleburps, Prankward, Gonorrhea Odin, and Stinky Edward and her boss Patrick and her boss's wife Beyonce all came out of hiding and shouted "SUPRISE HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCRATCHENSNIFF!"
Scratchensniff although expecting the surprise was still shocked to see her boss there, she said "Patrick, Beyonce you two came here to?"
And she then noticed that there was a table filled with various pizza from the restaurant she worked at (Grandma and grandsons pizza buffet pool and bowling alley back in chapter 1 and the pizzas include, chicken nugget stuffed crust big Mac pizza, grill cheese and french fries pizza, and BBQ meats pizza)
Scratchensniff then said "And you to provided pizza from the restaurant for my party! Oh thank you I'll be sure to pay you two back!"
Patrick (who is me making a cameo as a sea green duck toon) said "Of course my wife and I came you're my best employee besides my wife of course and I wanted to make sure You had a great birthday! And the pizza is free of charge"
Gonnorhea Odin then said "But don't think he did everything bro, my cotton ball and I provided the soda for this party"
Soupcan Samantha then spoke up "And Giggleburps and I did the decorations"
Scratchensniff noticed the living room was decorated with maga hat candles and numerous American flags hanging from the walls and a few Trump-pence yard signs sticking up from the floor.
She then noticed something that made her absolutely giddy.
Our favorite serial killer shouted "A Beto O'Rourke pinata?! Oh you shouldn't have!"
Giggleburps giggled and said "I got you that I figured you would love smashing his face in" (and in this universe Beto O'Rourke is a royal blue bear toon)
Scratchensniff shouted "YOU WERE SO FUCKING RIGHT!"
Before she ran up to and hugged Giggleburps.
Tobias got a nosebleed at witnessing Giggleburps barely covered giant breasts being pushed against Scratchensniff's chest.
Scratchensniff then let go of Giggleburps as Tobias walked up to her and asked "So did you like the surprise?"
Scratchensniff answered him by sweeping him off his feet and giving him a rough French kiss.
Stinky Edward blushed at witnessing this and said "oh my"
Beyonce smirked at Patrick and said "Tongue me baby!"
Patrick smiled "If you wish my beautiful goddess of song" and those two kissed also.
A couple minutes later when both couples were done kissing, Scratchensniff said "What are you waiting for everyone party!"
Prankward said "Fuck yes!" And decided to add some music so he via his cellphone began to play "Lobotomy for dummies" a song by the band zebrahead.
As the party raged on, Beyonce and Patrick danced together, while Stinky Edward and Gonnorhea Odin danced together.
And of course Tobias and Scratchensniff were dancing together.
Tobias spun our favorite serial killer around and swept her off her feet before planting her back on her feet again to spin her around.
Tobias then held Scratchensniff in his arms as they stared lovingly into each other's eyes.
Tobias said "Scratchensniff to be honest a girls never kissed me like that before"
Scratchensniff got a curious look on her face "You mean you never did it with Rachel?"
Tobias frowned and replied "No I never got the chance" but he then smiled and said "But I'm glad I got to French kiss you, I can now say that I kissed a pig and I liked it"
Scratchensniff laughed before saying "Oh Tobias you're so adorable, hey Tobias do you remember my birthday wish from this morning?"
Tobias blushed upon recalling those naughty words and he stuttered "Y-y-Yes"
Scratchensniff smiled and thought 'he looks cuter then a teddy bear when he blushes' before saying "I meant every word, as your gift to me can you please take my virginity tonight"
Tobias blushed even deeper and stuttered "U-uh-uuumm"
He thought 'Come on Tobias come to a decision already!'
After a few minutes of thinking for Tobias that felt like a few hours for Scratchensniff, Tobias stuttered "Y-yes I'll have sex with you tonight"
Scratchensniff smiled a smile so wide Tobias thought it would split her face, she said "Thank you thank you thank you Very very very much Tobias!" Before she initiated another french kiss with him.
Patrick then came up to them and after waiting for them to finish kissing said "Hey Scratchensniff it's time for the pinata!"
Scratchensniff said "oh goody!" She whispered to Tobias "We'll do it right after I beat the shit out of the Beto O'Rourke pinata"
Scratchensniff accepted the bat from Beyonce and was blindfolded by Autistic ramen shield 69.
Giggleburps then guided our favorite serial killer towards the pinata and said "Ready? 1-2-3 swing!"
Scratchensniff swung the bat and hit the Beto O'Rourke pinata and split it open among the middle but not enough to spill it's contents.
Beyonce shouted "You go girl!"
Autistic ramen shield 69 said "One more swing and all that delicious candy will come pouring out!"
Scratchensniff said "Alright here I go raaaaahhhh!"
She swung again and hit the pinata which split open and spilled Butterfingers, kit Kats, and Heath bars all over the floor.
"Hooray!" Cheered The gay Hindu gay Jew dynamic duo but before anyone could dig in Scratchensniff went crazy and began whacking the pinata while yelling "DIE BETO O'ROURKE DIE HAHAHAHAHA!"
She whacked it ten more times and it completely fell apart.
Tobias decided to step in and stop her from exposing her crazy side any further.
He put a hand on his girlfriend's shoulder thus startling her, making her jump, she swung the bat at him but he ducked.
Tobias said "Woah there Scratchensniff you need to calm down you're making your self look a little bit to crazy"
Scratchensniff took off the blindfold and said "Tobias? Oh I'm so sorry I almost crushed your perfect face!"
The blonde haired ice blue skinned pig toon hugged Tobias who replied "It's alright Scratchensniff"
Patrick (Scratchensniff's boss) commented "Scratchensniff is scary when she's in one of her crazy moods but she and Tobias make a cute couple don't they?"
Gonorrhea Odin said "Yes they do I absolutely agree"
Stinky Edward then said "I agree too but they're not as cute as me and my chunky babe!"
Back to Tobias, he whispered to our favorite serial killer "Do you want to do you know?"
Scratchensniff whispered back "Yes let's head to my room"
Scratchensniff then shouted "ATTENTION EVERYONE TOBIAS AND I ARE HEADING TO MY BEDROOM TO FUCK, NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU BETTER DISTURB US!"
Tobias blushed while the gay Hindu gay Jew dynamic duo laughed and the girls (EXCEPT Patrick's wife Beyonce) looked on with*pauses* jealousy?
Tobias muttered in embarrassment "Scratchensniff did you have to be so blunt?"
Scratchensniff answered without hesitation "Of course I had too Tobias now let's go!"
Scratchensniff grabbed Tobias by his hand and dragged him to her room, and upon reaching the door to her room, threw it open and threw Tobias in.
Tobias landed on his knees and surveyed the room, he said "Wow you really are a trump fanatic Scratchensniff"
Scratchensniff laughed and said "Can you blame me? He saved the Republican party from extinction after all!"
She then slammed the door closed behind them, and picked Tobias up, threw him onto the bed and began rapidly removing his clothes.
Tobias blushed and thought 'Oh my God we're actually doing it!'
As she yanked off his boxers thus exposing his cock, Tobias stuttered "I- i- I've n-never d-done this b-b-before"
Scratchensniff smiled and said "Neither have I however I have watched a lot of porn, so let me be your teacher"
Our favorite serial killer grabbed Tobias' cock and began stroking it.
Tobias said "Y-your hand f-feels s-so warm"
Scratchensniff giggled "So does your cock and it's getting hard"
Tobias' cock was indeed growing bigger and harder in Scratchensniff's hand until it was 9 inches long.
Scratchensniff licked her lips and said "Now that's what I'm talking about" before she gave Tobias' cock a teasing lick.
Tobias shivered and moaned, this action made Scratchensniff smile and she teasingly asked "You enjoy that naughty boy?" As she squeezed his cock
Tobias moaned "God yes Scratchensniff!"
Scratchensniff said "Then you'll love this"
She proceeded to inhale his cock, shoving it down her throat as far as it would go.
She then lightly bit down on it, making Tobias throw his head back.
Scratchensniff then began to Bob her head back and forth as Tobias moaned in pleasure.
Tobias said "Oh yes Scratchensniff you are a blowjob goddess!"
Scratchensniff teased Tobias' penis' slit with her tongue and continued biting down on his cock while bobbing down on it.
Tobias then shouted "Scratchensniff I'm going to cum!"
By instinct Tobias grabbed Scratchensniff by her hair and shoved his cock even deeper down her throat, thus making her choke, he then ejaculated in her throat filling her mouth and throat up with his semen.
Once he was finished Tobias pulled his cock out, and Scratchensniff after choking for half a minute managed to swallow all the semen.
Tobias got a guilty look on his face and said "I'm sorry that I got carried away Scratchensniff"
Scratchensniff however smiled and said "Are you kidding? That was amazing! Plus all that semen you ejaculated in my throat tasted deee-licious!"
Tobias was surprised but glad that Scratchensniff wasn't mad at him.
Scratchensniff then said "Now it's time for you to return the favor" she then began removing her clothes.
Tobias as he watched her strip couldn't help but think 'Het body looks a lot like Heather Thomas's it's like I'm making love to a blue pig version of Heather thomas!'
Soon Scratchensniff was naked too and she then sat on Tobias' face and in a serious command tone said "Pleasure my pussy"
Tobias said "Yes ma'am" and he began to lick His new girlfriend's pussy.
Scratchensniff then began to grind her pussy onto his face.
Tobias then reached up his right hand and pinched Scratchensniff's clit making her moan.
He then bit down on her pussy making her moan and bite down on her lip.
Scratchensniff said "Ohhh yes you're really paying it forward Tobias"
Tobias then began alternating between massaging Scratchensniff's pussy with his fingers and biting and licking it with his mouth.
Scratchensniff soon said "Tobias I'm going to cum be prepared to drink my juices!"
She let out a shriek as she came on Tobias' face and he eagerly lapped up her juices.
Scratchensniff let out excited breaths before she laid across Tobias' lap exposing her ass and she said "Come on Tobias, Spank my ass please my ass is eager to be spanked by you" she shook her ass at him.
Tobias thought 'her ass is so curvy and luscious'
He sat up and raised his hand and brought it down on her ass.
Thus creating a loud smacking sound and eliciting a gasp of pleasure from Scratchensniff.
Tobias then raised his hand for another smack *SMACK* and then another *SMACK* and another *SMACK*
Tobias then feeling a horny side of himself activate said "This is what you get for being such a naughty girl you skank!"
Scratchensniff gasped in pleasure "Yes punish this skank!"
*SMACK SMACK SMACK*
Scratchensniff's ass was starting to turn from blue to red from all the spankings when she came from spankings.
Tobias gave her one last ass slap and said "You naughty girl"
Before he sat her on his last and began dry humping her ass.
Scratchensniff said "Ohh Tobias you sure do know how to make a girls ass feel appreciated, now can you make my boobs feel appreciated too?"
Tobias smiled "I'd love too"
He stopped dry humping her ass, and spun her around so that her chest was facing him.
He grabbed her breasts and began fondling them, squeezing them between his fingers.
Scratchensniff moaned "Oh Tobias your hands feel so warm and strong like they were built specifically to fondle my breasts"
Tobias feeling a surge of confidence said "Oh baby you and I's bodies were built to fit together like a puzzle" before he put her right nipple in her mouth and began sucking on it and he began pinching and twisting her left nipple.
Scratchensniff threw her head back and yelled "FUCK YES TOBIAS!"
Tobias gently bit her right nipple before he went back to sucking it, after sucking it for three minutes he then began planting kisses on every inch of her right breasts.
He then punched and twisted her right nipple while he repeated the sucking, biting, and kissing routine with the left nipple and left breasts.
Scratchensniff moaned "T-T-tobias you're g-going to make me cum again aaaaah" she came yet again as Tobias finished playing with her breasts.
Tobias smiled and said "Call yourself a naughty girl"
"I'm a naughty girl" said Scratchensniff obediently.
Tobias then got serious and asked "Are you ready to go all the way"
Scratchensniff got serious and said "I am the right question is are you"
Tobias replied "I am"
Scratchensniff pushed Tobias down onto the bed and she began to lower herself onto his cock.
Tobias thought 'so this is it the moment I lose my virginity and take another girls virginity'
Soon Tobias' cock hit Scratchensniff's hymen and she forced herself down further thus his cock broke through her hymen.
A little bit of blood leaked out of her vagina as she let out a gasp of pain.
Tobias got a concerned look on his face and asked "Are you alright"
Scratchensniff bit her lip to hold back the pain before saying "Give me a few moments and I'll be fine"
After a few moments the pain faded away and Scratchensniff said "Okay I'm fine now thrust away!"
Tobias grabbed onto our favorite serial killer's ass and began thrusting upwards.
Scratchensniff moaned in pleasure and said "Fuck yeah your cock is so big it's reshaping my insides!"
Tobias gasped out "Your insides are so tight they're squeezing the life out of my cock"
With each thrust Tobias made, Scratchensniff's boobs bounced.
Scratchensniff said "I'm glad that my pussy pleases your cock as much as your cock pleases my pussy"
Tobias said "Oh yes your pussy is perfect!" As he began to thrust faster thus making Scratchensniff bounce more as she ride him.
Soon Scratchensniff and Tobias we're both reaching their limit.
Tobias said "Scratchensniff- I-im about to cum"
Scratchensniff yelled "Cum inside me I command you!"
Tobias smiled "Alright you asked for it"
With one final thrust Tobias ejaculated inside Scratchensniff.
Scratchensniff squirmed and moaned "Tobias so much of your semen is inside me it feels so warm, wet and sticky*sighs*"
Once Tobias was done ejaculating he pulled his cock out, and Scratchensniff fell down beside him.
The two got under the covers.
Scratchensniff said "Good night Tobias I love you"
Tobias replied "Goodnight Scratchensniff I love you too" the two kissed and went to sleep.
Little did they know that they just created a new life in Scratchensniff's womb that night.
AUTHORS NOTES
so what did you taters think of this chapter?
Tobias' harem has officially begun!
Now what are my plans for next chapter?
Next chapter I'll be revealing some secrets of Scratchensniff's past and just WHY she became a serial killer and WHY she hates Democrats so much
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