PC Principal: I have had it with both of you!
Butters and Nelly were sitting in PC Principal's office because of a fight today
PC Principal: Why is it everyday I have to deal with you two?
Butters: Well she kicked me in the wiener
Nelly: Because you flashed me with it
Butters: Because you gave me a dirty look
Nelly: You are so un fucking believable
Outside PC Principal's office, Scott Malkinson and Kenny McCormick were outside waiting
Scott: Dude, are those two still at it?
Kenny: These two just need to make out
Scott looks at Kenny awkwardly
Kenny: What?
Scott: You have one fucked up mind, you know that?
Inside PC Principal's office
PC Principal: Ever since the gender war ended, you two just won't get along. I get you two have a hard time trusting each other, but that doesn't give you the right to flash your wiener in the school and you, the right to insult boys! I've called your parents about this incident
Nelly: When?
Stephen and Linda Stotch enter PC Principal's office along with one more person. A male with brown hair and green shirt and brown pants
Stephen: Butters! How many times do we keep telling you? "No flashing wiener in the school"
Nelly's Dad: Nelly! Why can't you just leave this behind?
Nelly: I don't know Dad, he's just a bastard
Suddenly the sound of babies crying are heard
Stephen: Linda, I know we're supposed to be pissed off but do you hear babies crying?
PC Principal: That's not important right now Stotch
Stephen: You're right
Linda: What will we do about these two?
PC Principal: May I suggest that you invite one of them to one of their houses for the day?
Butters and Nelly: What?!
Stephen: That doesn't sound like a bad idea
Nelly's Dad: I agree Stephen
Nelly: You can't do this to me!
Nelly's Dad: It's happening young lady whenever you like it or not
Outside PC Principal's office
Kenny: Oh Yeah. Those two are gonna screw
Scott: Kenny. I don't remember why we came to PC Principal's office in the first place
Stotch residence
Stephen: Now remember you two, don't kill each other or you're both grounded. I'm locking you both in Butters' room until dinner. Got it?!
Butters: Yes Dad
Nelly: Yes sir
Stephen locks the door
Nelly's Dad: Stephen
Stephen: What?
Nelly's Dad: I use that same method whenever my daughter has troubles with getting along with people
Stephen: Really? We must have something in common
Nelly's Dad: Nah! Just a coincidence
Butters' Room
Nelly is sitting on Butters' bed playing on her phone whilst Butters is sitting on the floor
Nelly: Do you know why I hate you Butters?
Butters: Because I kicked you in the vagina and flashed my wiener at you
Nelly: Not just that. You act so happy all the time it drives me insane and you are so gullible that you team up with Eric Cartman who has such an offensive and stupid plan
Butters: Thanks for being so honest with me. I hate you because, you started the war
Nelly: No I didn't. You flashing your wiener at the girls basketball game started this war
Butters: No you started it when you said that SkankHunt42 spoke out on our behalf and you made all the girls break up with their boyfriends. Boy you should've seen Stan when Wendy dumped him for the second time. He still keeps the note, he thinks everyday that there's something wrong with him and he has to try and fix it
Nelly: Oh fuck you! Like that's ever gonna make me feel sympathy for you
Butters sits down in silence. Avoiding eye contact with Nelly
Nelly gets off the bed and walks to Butters' desk to find a picture of a Canadian girl with a pink skirt, a blue coat and brown hair
Nelly: Butters, is it ok if I ask is this your girlfriend?
Butters: Oh Yeah she was. She broke up with me because she wanted to side with you girls
Tears start rolling down Butters' face
Butters: I didn't start the war for Stan. I started the war because, I was angry that Charlotte dumped me and I blamed you for it. I loved her Nelly, I really did. I'm not a monster Nelly. I just didn't know how to handle the situation. I could've listened to another one of Kyle's faggy plans, but I was too angry. I miss her sweet voice every day. That sweet, soothing Canadian voice. I'm sorry for everything I did and I'm sorry for what's happening right now
Butters starts to cry whilst Nelly looks at him with guilt and walks up to him and sits down next to him
Nelly: Butters. Don't feel ashamed for crying. I get that you miss her. Sometimes, I miss my ex boyfriend. Butters I know you're a sweet guy and any girl would be very lucky to have you
Butters: Thanks Nelly that means a lot
Butters hugs Nelly
Nelly: Although if you hug me I will pull your arms out of your sockets
Butters: Sorry
Butters stops hugging Nelly
Nelly: So you wanna play Red Dead Redemption 2 online or something?
Butters: Yeah
5 hours later
Butters and Nelly are still playing Red Dead Redemption 2 online. Stephen enters the room
Stephen: Oh. You haven't killed each other
Butters: No Dad. We only killed each other on Red Dead Redemption 2 online
Stephen: Ok. By the way Butters, you're grounded for murdering me on Red Dead Redemption 2 online
Butters: Gosh Darn-it
Nelly: You get grounded for ridiculous reasons?
Butters: Yeah
Nelly: I get grounded for ridiculous reasons too
Butters: Really?
Nelly: Yeah!
Nelly's Dad: Nelly time to go
Nelly: Ok Daddy. Butters, it's been fun hanging out with you today. You're actually a pretty cool guy
Butters starts to blush
Butters: Thank you Nelly. I hope we become friends
Nelly: I'll see you at school Butters
Butters: See Ya
The next day at school
It was lunch and Stan, Kenny, Token, Cartman, Kyle, Jimmy, Clyde and Scott we're sitting down having their lunch
Kenny: So you guys heard what happened with Butters the other day
Cartman: He got his weiner castrated by his Dad
Kenny: No dude. Oh and that's fucked up. A girl went to his house the other day and-
Cartman spits his food out of his mouth hitting Token
Cartman: Sorry I felt like spitting my food at Token
Token: Fuck...you
Cartman: What was it you were gonna say Kinny?
Kenny: Butters had a girl over his house
Cartman spits out his food hitting Token again
Token: Ok. Next time he does that I'm changing seat
Cartman: Butters had a girl over his house
Kenny: Yeah
Cartman starts laughing
Cartman: You're bullshitting me Kinny. No girl would ever go to Butters' house. He's a wimp
Stan: Wait didn't Butters have a Canadian girlfriend?
Kyle: Yeah. But she never went to his house
Cartman: But a girl went to Butters' house. Who was it Kinny?
Kenny: Nelly
Cartman starts laughing
Cartman: No seriously Kinny who was it?
Clyde: It was Nelly, I saw her leaving his house the other day
Cartman continues to laugh
Cartman: Are you serious Clyde? You and Kinny must be working together with this hilarious joke bravo
Cartman starts to clap
Jimmy: That isn't really fun-fun-fun-funny. I should know this be-be-be-be-because
Nelly walks past the table
Cartman: Here she comes. Hey Nelly, did you really go to Butters' house?
Nelly: Yeah
Cartman: Oh. So it wasn't a joke?
Nelly: Who said it was?
Cartman: Why did you go to Butters' house?
Nelly: None of your concern ass wipe
Cartman: Do you have feelings for Butters?
Nelly: No. Wait do I?
Nelly walks off
The gymnasium. The girls are practising women's basketball
Wendy: Alright girls. Our match against North Park is only in two day so we better start practicing. Nelly you paying attention?
Nelly: Huh. What?
Wendy: Nelly we're practicing for our match against North Park
Bebe: Is something on your mind Nelly?
Nelly: It's nothing girls. Forget about it
Red: Something is bothering you Nelly. I can tell
Nelly: Alright. I think I'm in love
The Girls: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
Bebe: Who is it?
Nelly: Oh. No one
Heidi: Come on tell us
Nelly: You may not like it
Heidi: Do you like Eric Cartman? Because if you do than you are making one big mistake! He'll turn you into a racist, cruel, fat bitch and if he does that I'll fucking kill him in his fucking sleep
Wendy: Heidi. Heidi. Heidi. Breathe, breathe. There we go
Heidi calms down
Nelly: Well the boy is...Butters
Nichole spits water out of her mouth
Bebe: What?
Wendy: Butters Stotch?
Nelly: Yeah. He's so nice and cute and-
Nichole: And flashed his wiener at our fucking faces
Nelly: Well I spent the day at his house and he's not a bad guy. He just didn't know what to do with the situation he was in
Nichole: But he flashed his wiener in our faces
Nelly: But that's in the past
Red: And made our boyfriends a part of his movement
Bebe: Do you realise I still have nightmares about that?
Nelly: But girls. It's over now. Can we just let it go?
Nichole: You've gone soft Nelly
Wendy: Look girls Nelly can like any boy
Heidi: Unless it's Cartman
Wendy: Yes Heidi, unless it's Cartman
Nelly: I don't know what to do. Should I tell him?
Wendy: Maybe you should Nelly. Just be confident Nelly
Nelly: Alright I will
Nelly leaves the gymnasium
Bebe: If them two start dating than I am totally unfriending Nelly
Red: I agree
Annie: Me too
Nichole: I'll do it
Wendy: I am surrounded by intolerant idiots
Basketball court
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Butters, Craig, Token and Clyde were playing basketball. Nelly enters the court
Nelly: Butters can I talk to you?
All the boys except Butters are unhappy to see Nelly
Butters: Sure Nelly
Butters walks out of the basketball court and he and Nelly sit on a nearby bench
Butters: What's the matter Nelly?
Nelly: Butters. I don't know how to put it
Butters: You don't know how to put what?
Nelly: Butters ever since I've hung out at your house, I've been starting to get these feelings
Butters: Feelings?
Nelly: Yes feelings
Butters: What kind of feelings?
Nelly: Butters, I...I...I...
Butters: You...You...You?
Nelly: I...I...I...I...I oh fuck it
Nelly wraps her arms around Butters' neck and kisses him on the lips
The other boys look on in horror
Cartman: No...fucking...way!
Clyde throws up, Craig covers his eyes, Token runs away and Kyle just looks on in confusion
Stan: I don't see what the problem is
Nelly stops kissing Butters and breaths heavily
Nelly: I'm sorry Butters I had to get it out
Butters: No it's ok
Nelly: No it's not
Butters: Nelly. I kind of have feelings for you too
Kyle still looks on in confusion
Kyle: I don't understand. How can two people who hate each other suddenly fall in love?
Craig: This is the most fucked up shit I have seen in my 10 years on this planet
Nelly: You've had feelings for me?
Butters: Yeah. I didn't know how to tell you. Because I was scared that you still hated me
Nelly: Butters I still hated you until now
Butters: So. You wanna come down to Stark's Pond with me? Just the two of us?
Nelly holds Butters' hand
Nelly: Sure. I'd like that
Butters and Nelly got off the bench and headed straight off to Starks Pond
Cartman: Dude. I have to tell everyone about this
Stan: Like that's gonna be news of the world
The next day at school
Jimmy is walking to class until Cartman came up to him
Cartman: Hey Jimmy
Jimmy: W-w-w-wha-wha-what?
Cartman: Butters is dating Nelly
Jimmy: W-what-what?
Cartman: I know it's fucking crazy
Cartman walks away
Jimmy goes up to Kevin Stoley and Red
Jimmy: Kev-Kev-Kevin, Red
Red: Yeah
Jimmy: Have you her-her-her-her-heard that Nelly is going out with Butt-Butt-Butt-Butters?
Kevin: What?
Red: I need to tweet this
At the kindergarten class
Ike: Butters is dating Nelly
Filmore Anderson: So?
Ike: They were enemies and now they're smooching
Butters and Nelly walk down the hall holding hands. Whilst everyone looked on in either confusion or discomfort
Butters: Babe. I don't like the way they're looking at us
Nelly: Hold on Sweetie
Nelly lets go of Butters' hand and starts to get angry at the other students
Nelly: What the fucks your problem? Why the fuck are you staring at us like that? Stop staring at us like that or I'll shove your arms up your butts!
Nelly holds Butters' hand again and calms down
Nelly: Better babe?
Butters: Better
Kyle: I don't get it
Stan: What is there not to get Kyle?
Kyle: How can two people who've hated each other suddenly start to like each other?
Stan: Kyle I don't see what's so confusing about it. I think it's cool that Butters has a girlfriend
Cartman: Let me explain why Kahl is confused Stan. It's because he's Jewish and Jews are retarded
Kyle: Fuck off Cartman
The playground at recess
Butters and Nelly are sitting by a tree just cuddling. While Wendy, Bebe, Nichole and Heidi watch from afar
Bebe: This is stupid. I am totally unfriending her
Wendy: I seriously don't see what the big deal is
Heidi: She shouldn't be dating Butters after what he did to us
Nichole: Now don't say anything Heidi. You barley did anything to stop the problem. All you did was make out with Cartman
Heidi: Stop reminding me, stop reminding me
Wendy: Girls. Should we be happy that Nelly and Butters are finally getting along after the Gender War ended
Nichole: We should be. But there doing it in a way we didn't want it to be
Bebe: We will never accept Nelly dating Butters
Wendy: Now girls remember it took you a while for you to accept that I was dating Stan and I was happy with it, so maybe if you just give it time let's say a month, maybe you'll learn to accept it
One month later
The school cafeteria
Wendy, Bebe, Annie, Heidi, Red and Nichole were all at the lunch table having their lunch
Bebe: I will still never accept them as a couple
Wendy: Oh for fuck sake. I don't see what the big problem is. Butters has changed and all you can do is bitch and moan about it
Annie: It's their one month anniversary and look at them. They're sharing spaghetti and meatballs
Annie was right. Butters and Nelly were sharing a plate of spaghetti and meatballs.
Annie: What are they trying to do a Lady and The Tramp?
Wendy gets off the lunch table
Bebe: Hey where are you going?
Wendy: I have had it with your mother fucking bitching in this mother fucking cafeteria
Wendy goes around the cafeteria trying to find a seat. Until she notices Stan sitting alone and goes to sit next to him
Wendy: Hey Stan
Stan: Hey Wendy. You got kicked off your lunch table too?
Wendy: No I left after getting sick of them complaining about Nelly and Butters
Stan: I got kicked off by everybody
Wendy: Why?
Stan: Because I tolerated Butters and Nelly as a couple and all those guys could do was bitch and moan about it. Whilst Kyle is still confused about it
Wendy: Well at least, we do have this lunch table to ourselves
Butters and Nelly sat down at the same lunch table Stan and Wendy are at
Butters: Hey fellas
Stan: Oh Hey Butters
Wendy: What made you change lunch tables?
Nelly: Because Cartman was giving us dirty looks. I don't understand why you're friends with him babe
Butters: I sometimes don't either
At Cartman's table
Cartman: This is bull crap. They can't be together, they hated each other and now they're suddenly together
Token: Ok. I think I'm getting tired of complaining about Butters and Nelly
Clyde: Me too
Craig: I'm not. I hate Butters and Nelly. Wait it has become boring
Cartman: Why are you guys stopping?
Tweek: Because we learned how to tolerate AAAAAAHHHHHH!
Cartman: But them two should not be together
Jimmy: Cartman the reason w-w-why your still com-com-com-com-plain-bitching. Is because you li-li-like her
Cartman: Jimmy that's bullshit and you know it
Token: Well you do keep complaining about them so it is totally obvious
Craig: Come on guys. Let's leave fat ass to complain
Craig, Tweek, Jimmy, Token, Clyde and Kyle left the table to sit somewhere else
Cartman: Fuck you Craig. Dammit. I've made Butters' life a misery before and now he's making mine a misery. Wait, I know how to make his life a misery again
The next day
Stotch residence. Exterior
Butters and Nelly were just walking home from a date
Nelly: Thanks for taking me out again Butters
Butters: You're welcome babe. You want to come into my house for a while
Nelly: That's sweet Butters. But my Dad said I had to be home by 8:30
Butters: Oh doesn't matter
Nelly: I'll see ya later tiger
Nelly and Butters than gave each other a kiss
Butters went inside his house still smiling, whilst Nelly started to walk home. She gave Butters a wave before she continued to walk
Butters started to head upstairs in his room. He opened his door and the smile on his face suddenly changed to shock. Butters saw a Canadian girl with a pink skirt, a blue coat and brown hair sitting on his bed. It was his ex girlfriend Charlotte
Charlotte: Hello Butters
Butters: Oh my God! What's that smell?
Charlotte: Sorry I queefed when I was alone
To Be Continued...