This is just a little something written from a prompt list on Tumblr. ejzah picked "You're getting crumbs all over my bed" for me, and this is what I came up with! I wrote with the intent to do-and-be-done, so it's not overly edited or picked through. Any mistakes are my own. Got a few other ficlets close to done, and hope to post them soon! Please lemme know what you think!


"You're getting crumbs all over my bed," Deeks stayed curled facing the wall as he heard Kensi crunching beside him. They'd spent the whole weekend moving Kensi's duplex into Deeks's house and he was exhausted. Kensi, however, had caught a second wind and was currently engrossed in an episode of some vanilla crime of the week show playing on mute on the TV.

"What?" Kensi asked around a mouthful of chocolate chip cookies. "Nuh-uh, Mister! This may have been your house, but this is my bed. Your ancient monstrosity got relegated down the hall to the guest room, remember?" She said, remembering the first disagreement the pair had had regarding their cohabitation. Grabbing a handful of cookies from the package, she made a point of eating them Cookie Monster style. "Also, they're super delicious, so why shouldn't I enjoy them here?" She challenged, and Deeks could hear the determination to dig her heels in on the topic.

"Because you love me?" he argued, too tired to give Kensi the banter she was angling for. Deeks rolled to his back in time to see her stick her tongue out at him, spraying him with cookie bits as she blew raspberries.

Deeks groaned, not wanting cookie crumbs to be the cause of their second living-together fight. But damn, if she wasn't cute when she was incensed. So he decided to employ another tactic. Rolling towards his girlfriend, he whispered seductively in her ear. "Whatever, it's OUR bed now, could you please try to not get crumbs all over? Because I love you and want to do wicked things to you in this bed, and I would like to not get cookie crumbs in awkward places while doing so?"

"Wicked things you say?" Kensi was intrigued. She stood from the bed, and said, "You know, there was an upside of me moving here with you instead of the other way around." She swept her hands over the blue and white striped sheets that had previously adorned Deeks's mattress. It was the "compromise" from the initial bed debate. "No more shared wall. You don't have to whisper about said naughty things. We don't have to be quiet at all!" Once her side was clear of crumbs, Kensi climbed back under the covers, much more excited than she'd been a minute prior.

Deeks spun to face Kensi, eyes alight with desire. His smile matched hers as he moved in close, reached across her body, and… snatched the last two cookies from the nightstand. He laughed as her mouth dropped open in shock when he lay back on his pillow, enjoying the soft chocolate chip goodness.

"Deeks!" He chuckled at the exasperated disappointment, but continued to slowly enjoy his dessert.

"See, it is possible to eat cookies in bed without making a mess! We'll have to work on that!" Deeks said cheerfully and ignored the grunted reply. Not wanting to push Kensi too far, he changed strategies again. "But you were right, these are delicious! And maybe I shouldn't have stolen your last two cookies, but I'm not quite done yet, so let's share!" He popped the last cookie halfway into his mouth, and leaned over her again. Kensi immediately nabbed the other half before kissing him soundly.

"What an evil, evil man you are!" she laughed. She kissed him again, "It's fine you took my cookies this time Deeks, but the ones in the kitchen are mine!"