Author's Note: In which I paired up other characters with Julien as an experiment. They're very short but this was fun! There's one separate story for each pairing that I chose. Please use the index below to find the ones you want and avoid the ones you don't.
If Skipper hadn't been a possibility, I think I would've shipped some of these for real. As it is, Skulien/Skiju owns me heart and soul. Nonetheless, it was an interesting challenge to write ships for which I'm not emotionally invested.
They're based mainly around characters and settings from The Penguins of Madagascar TV series.
Index:
Chapter One: Poor Choice of Words - Private/Julien (Juliate)
Chapter Two: Assistant - Kowalski/Julien (Koju)
Chapter Three: Junkyard Booms - Rico/Julien (Jico)
Chapter Four: Naked Admiration - Marlene/Julien (Julene)
Chapter Five: Interruption - Dr. Blowhole/Julien
Chapter Six: Burning Love - Maurice/Julien
Chapter Seven: Compromise - Clemson/Julien (Clemju)
(Anyone know ship names for Dr. Blowhole/Julien and Maurice/Julien? I don't have a clue asdfjkls)
If you think of a pairing that I didn't include, I'm open to suggestions! I don't promise anything though, since inspiration comes on a wing and a whim.
Poor Choice of Words
Julien bops Private on the beak and says, "You know how you are being such a cute little penguin?"
"Yeah?"
"You would be looking even cuter… under me…"
"I don't think so!" Skipper jumps out of nowhere and lands between the two. "Private is too young and decent for your sordid sexual advances!"
Private's eyes widen. "His whaaaat?"
Julien gasps and places a hand on his chest. "How dare you dis accusations! I am explainer-ing if he would be dating me, he can be at my throne and be in command with me. But he would still be under me… in rank and physically! My throne only fits one booty - mine."
Skipper takes a step back, appearing sheepish. "Oh - I thought -"
"I know what you thought! I will have you be knowing I am not even interested in da sex things - with anyone."
"I suppose... that's acceptable," Skipper mutters. Private slides in front of him.
"Neither am I, Julien..." Private says, "So... You fancy me?"
"Couldn't be fancier," Julien proclaims.
Private folds the ends of his flippers in front of himself and waddles closer.
"I haven't ever received a romantic kiss yet," Private tells him.
"Can I be da first?!"
Private nods, though he also bashfully ducks his head. Julien places a finger under his beak and lifts it to meet his lips.
They don't quite make it before Skipper pointedly coughs.
"I don't need to see this," Skipper grumbles. "I'm sure you boys can… play nicely without me."
He leaves. They are able to finish the tender kiss. Julien wraps his arms around Private and strokes his back. Private relaxes and relishes the moment.
Private asks, "What do you wanna do?"
"Anything you want, since you are da cutest, you pick first."
"Is that all am to you is cute?" Private thoughtfully frowns. He's used to being called and considered adorable, but he likes to be taken serious for other qualities too.
Julien assures, "No, no! I am also admiring how you are brave, patient, and you have a big heart for everybody…"
He leads Private along while they talk. Private leans his head on Julien's soft form as he listens to Julien ramble on.