In our last chapter, Ryou was dragged out of the elevator by Bakura, and Mai was left standing there *camera shifts to show elevator* Wait a sec... where'd Mai go? MAI!!
Mai: What? I'm trying on perfume, be there in a second!
me: -_-'
*camera shifts again this time following Bakura* Now lets begin chapter five.
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Bakura stops dragging Ryou, and Ryou stands up wondering why he stopped.
"Hey, yami, whats up? Huh?"
"Well would you look at that..."
"What?" asked Ryou following his other half's gaze.
"I didnt know they had a weaponry shop at this mall! And look, Malik and his yami are over there shoplifting, I'm going to go help them..." he starts walking in that direction. "Have fun Ryou, go get lost again. But do me a favor. No more elevators for you."
"...ok." Ryou shudders in the memory of the horrific expirence of being locked in a small moving room with Mai.
And so Bakura goes over to talk to Malik and his yami.
"Hey guys, what are you looking at?"
"Now THAT is what I want for Christmas." said Malik his finger pressed up against the glass next to a very shiny dagger.
"I think a machete would be nice myself..." commented Yami Malik as he looked at more of the weaponry in the glass stand.
"Oh..." said Bakura dully as he looked around.
Something then spotted his eye.
"Of my f****** RA! Is that a flamethrower? Platnium 2003 edition! Oh awesome! I want it. No...I NEED it!"
"Excuse, young men, you'll have to leave, you arent allowed to be buy weaponry here until your 21. Now shoo!" said a guy with a whiskry beard behind the counter.
"Shoo?" asked Malik. "Shoo?! Don't shoo me!!!! You'll pay!"
"In case you don't realize it mortal, I'm 4989 years old. And if that aint enough to buy a flamethrower then..."
Grabbing Malik and Bakura by the shoulders, Yami Malik whispered, "Let me handle this."
"EXcuse me, sir, whats stopping us from shopping here, again?" Yami Malik said, while he waved the Millennium Rod in front of the guy's face.
"Did I say that?" said the guy, complete brainwashed.
Bakura grinned, "Hey, see if I can get this flamethrower for free."
"How much is this flamethrower and the machete here, and the dagger?" asked Yami Malik.
"..free of charge..." said the guy blankly.
"Why thankyou."
So anywho, the brainwashed guy bagged up their weapons and five minutes later they're walking out of the shop.
Meanwhile...
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A whole bunch of over hyper little kids are prancing around Seto doing the "All I want for Christmas is Sugar" dance... And Seto, is sitting there, apparently taking it all in, with a blank look on his face. Oh...did I neglect to mention he had his headphones on and was listening to his song, "The Anthem" as loud as he could without anyone noticing.
Suddenly there was a tug on Santa's coat.
"Santa he cut me and then he pushed meeeeeeeeee!!" cried a girl about Mokuba's age, pointing at the boy standing next to her.
"I did not! I was here first!" declared the boy next to her.
Then Mokuba came over and asked the girl what happened. The girl happened to be a girl Mokuba knew and liked from his school. Seeing that his big brother wasn't listening to the situation he pulled off Seto's headphones and whispered what happened. Seto nodded and sighed grumpily.
"Santa needs to talk to you Kevin..." Mokuba taunted, "Come on Rea and you can sit on Mrs. Claus lap instead!"
Mokuba showed his girlfriend Rea to Sango, and so Rea was happy with that. Sango listened as she named off everything her little heart desired.
However, Seto had Kevin, the boy her had suppossedly pushed Rea, sit on his lap.
"Now Kevin, what did you want for Christmas?"
"A PS2 and my grandma Lynn back!"
"Grandma Lynn isn't coming back, and you know what else?"
"What?"
"Bad little boys who shove Mokuba's girlfriends don't get Christmas presents." And Seto then shoved Kevin off his lap. "Next!"
Well, to say the least, Kevin was NOT happy.
"You aren't Santa! You're Set-"
Seto clamped his hands over Kevin's mouth.
"Shut up and keep that little secret to yourself and I'll give you money to go by your ps2, ok?" Seto then released the kid.
"Deal." and Kevin walked away whistling.
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Sorry this was cut a little short, the next chapter we can only hope will get better. Till then, Ja ne! ^_~ Review all!
Mai: What? I'm trying on perfume, be there in a second!
me: -_-'
*camera shifts again this time following Bakura* Now lets begin chapter five.
******
Bakura stops dragging Ryou, and Ryou stands up wondering why he stopped.
"Hey, yami, whats up? Huh?"
"Well would you look at that..."
"What?" asked Ryou following his other half's gaze.
"I didnt know they had a weaponry shop at this mall! And look, Malik and his yami are over there shoplifting, I'm going to go help them..." he starts walking in that direction. "Have fun Ryou, go get lost again. But do me a favor. No more elevators for you."
"...ok." Ryou shudders in the memory of the horrific expirence of being locked in a small moving room with Mai.
And so Bakura goes over to talk to Malik and his yami.
"Hey guys, what are you looking at?"
"Now THAT is what I want for Christmas." said Malik his finger pressed up against the glass next to a very shiny dagger.
"I think a machete would be nice myself..." commented Yami Malik as he looked at more of the weaponry in the glass stand.
"Oh..." said Bakura dully as he looked around.
Something then spotted his eye.
"Of my f****** RA! Is that a flamethrower? Platnium 2003 edition! Oh awesome! I want it. No...I NEED it!"
"Excuse, young men, you'll have to leave, you arent allowed to be buy weaponry here until your 21. Now shoo!" said a guy with a whiskry beard behind the counter.
"Shoo?" asked Malik. "Shoo?! Don't shoo me!!!! You'll pay!"
"In case you don't realize it mortal, I'm 4989 years old. And if that aint enough to buy a flamethrower then..."
Grabbing Malik and Bakura by the shoulders, Yami Malik whispered, "Let me handle this."
"EXcuse me, sir, whats stopping us from shopping here, again?" Yami Malik said, while he waved the Millennium Rod in front of the guy's face.
"Did I say that?" said the guy, complete brainwashed.
Bakura grinned, "Hey, see if I can get this flamethrower for free."
"How much is this flamethrower and the machete here, and the dagger?" asked Yami Malik.
"..free of charge..." said the guy blankly.
"Why thankyou."
So anywho, the brainwashed guy bagged up their weapons and five minutes later they're walking out of the shop.
Meanwhile...
*****
A whole bunch of over hyper little kids are prancing around Seto doing the "All I want for Christmas is Sugar" dance... And Seto, is sitting there, apparently taking it all in, with a blank look on his face. Oh...did I neglect to mention he had his headphones on and was listening to his song, "The Anthem" as loud as he could without anyone noticing.
Suddenly there was a tug on Santa's coat.
"Santa he cut me and then he pushed meeeeeeeeee!!" cried a girl about Mokuba's age, pointing at the boy standing next to her.
"I did not! I was here first!" declared the boy next to her.
Then Mokuba came over and asked the girl what happened. The girl happened to be a girl Mokuba knew and liked from his school. Seeing that his big brother wasn't listening to the situation he pulled off Seto's headphones and whispered what happened. Seto nodded and sighed grumpily.
"Santa needs to talk to you Kevin..." Mokuba taunted, "Come on Rea and you can sit on Mrs. Claus lap instead!"
Mokuba showed his girlfriend Rea to Sango, and so Rea was happy with that. Sango listened as she named off everything her little heart desired.
However, Seto had Kevin, the boy her had suppossedly pushed Rea, sit on his lap.
"Now Kevin, what did you want for Christmas?"
"A PS2 and my grandma Lynn back!"
"Grandma Lynn isn't coming back, and you know what else?"
"What?"
"Bad little boys who shove Mokuba's girlfriends don't get Christmas presents." And Seto then shoved Kevin off his lap. "Next!"
Well, to say the least, Kevin was NOT happy.
"You aren't Santa! You're Set-"
Seto clamped his hands over Kevin's mouth.
"Shut up and keep that little secret to yourself and I'll give you money to go by your ps2, ok?" Seto then released the kid.
"Deal." and Kevin walked away whistling.
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Sorry this was cut a little short, the next chapter we can only hope will get better. Till then, Ja ne! ^_~ Review all!