A/N: Who wants another ridiculous badass godly Naruto story? Everyone does obviously. Don't take any of this seriously just go along and laugh.
-Multidemension Center-
"Damn this.."
"Is..
"Soo boorrriiinngg..."
The three sisters who were goddesses said all together. They watched over all of the universes for their own entertainment. You know the things most gods and goddesses do. They were the strongest of all god and goddesses though. Yes that includes Zeus. Plus Zeus is overrated...
"So what do you two wanna do now?" Kami asked.
Kami was the goddess of Life, Creation and Destruction while being the Mistress of Seraphs. Most would describe her appearance as one sexy angel. She had godly blond hair that flowed whether it was wind or not. A waist that was perfect with an ass to show off. Her breast were huge too. She wore a light blue robe to cover herself. Even though it did a terrible job doing so.
"Well what other universes can we watch?" Yami shrugged.
Yami was a goddess who loved mischief. She shared otherworldly beauty with her two sisters. Her breast were enormous, her hips were flared up but her ass was smaller than her sister Kami's. Yami had black hair with red eyes. Her hair was in a pony tail. Yami is the Goddess and ruler of the underworld. Mistress of devils and demons. She had on a similar robe to Kami but hers was black.
"Hmm we could watch fairy tail universe?" Shinigami suggested to her sisters.
Shinigami was the Goddess of death, ruler of souls and mistress of the fallen angels. Her skin was pale but still lustrous. She had a glow to her similar to her sisters. You could see insanity and bloodlust in her eyes. Her hair was brown with hazel eyes. Her figure was amazing. She had the biggest ass out of her sisters. With similar size breast.
"Ehh no im tired of seeing Nakama power ups after they face a strong opponent. Granted Laxus is the most bad ass character out of them who at least makes his power ups look believable even though he doesn't need them. It's still too annoying now." Yami answered.
"Ben 10?" Kami wondered.
Shinigami shook her head. "As interesting as it is to see him transform into millions of different aliens. That universe is pretty boring."
"Dragon ball Universe is fun but you get tired of hearing the main or side characters get power ups from screaming their lungs out. Goku will always be a legend. But I'd rather not hear anymore unnecessary repetitive screaming." Kami voiced.
They all thought of a universe that could be particular fun to watch over.
"Oh! Wait how about Naruto's universe! You know how much we love that blond idiot." Yami suggested.
Kami got up and sat on her sister's lap. She kissed her sister. Both of them engaging in a heated tongue war. Groping each other and moaning into each other's mouths. Soon their kiss ended with a string of saliva connected at their corner of their mouths.
Kami looked at her sister with lust filled eyes before grinning brightly. "That's a wonderful idea! No matter how many times we watch it. It never gets old."
Shinigami had a thoughtful looking sexy face. "How about we do some adjustments this time around to make it interesting?"
"Like what?" Both Kami and Yami asked.
"Like making Naruto into our perfect servants who will have lots of fun with us. We can have him spice up his universe but making him into our own personal creation." Shinigami answered.
"That's a great idea! We can have him be a godly blond who gets women everywhere!" Yami exclaimed.
"I agree, so what kind of powers should we bestow upon him?" Kami wondered.
"First things first, how about we go get him? That way we can raise him along with his parents. Or parent considering this Minato is about to change." Shinigami voiced.
-Konohagakure-
The attack of the fox is happening. Minato just teleported him, the fox, Kushina and his newborn son Naruto away from the village. He decided now was time to drop the act.
"Ok time to make Naruto a jinchuuriki." He declared.
Kushina snapped her head towards him. "Why? Why not just seal the fox back into me?"
"Because I want our son to carry to hate on the village. I know they'll probably most definitely hate him cause of what happened tonight. But if he overcomes it he'll become the perfect weapon." Minato smirked.
Kushina's eyes became wide hearing that. "M-Minato what are you saying?"
"That I planned on making our son into a jinchuuriki from the start. I was going to transfer the fox over to him in your weakened condition. Resulting in you dying. I assumed you were going to die anyways while I make Naruto the perfect little tool for my disposal." He grinned evilly.
Even Kurama wasn't expecting to hear that. It always sensed that something was off about Minato.
Kushina felt her heat break before she felt anger course through her. She was about to lash out at him as Minato just finished the hand seals for the reaper death jutsu. Before a blinding light appeared.
Everyone looked to see Shinigami herself waving with a smile.
"Sorry Minato but Naruto's life has something far better in stored for him than what you are planning." She shrugged before she snapped her fingers.
The blond hokage was suddenly incinerated by a pillar of fire. They was nothing left of his existence.
Kushina and Kurama just stared in shock at what just happened.
"Alright now that is settled. Come on you two, we have much to discuss." Shinigami said as all three of them disappearing. Leaving only an illusion of Kushina and baby Naruto left behind.
-Back in the Multidemension Center-
All three just appeared back at the center. Shinigami smiled at her sisters.
"It's done, Minato is out of the way for good." She shrugged.
Kami and Yami nodded. "Good welp now what should we do about Naru-" Yami was cut off by Kushina.
"Umm excuse me would you please explain what's going on?" She asked politely.
All three goddess looked at her. For some reason she felt very intimidated.
"Oh sorry about that, my name is Kami, these two are my sisters Yami and Shingami." Kami spoke.
"Wow so we are talking to the goddesses eh? No wonder I felt a higher power coming out of Shinigami." Kurama voiced.
"It's nice to see you again Kura-chan. Mind showing us your human form? It's been so long." Kami asked.
Kurami shrugged and shrunk down to around Kushina's height. Now she was a human with fox ears, whiskers and a tail. She had a tan tone to her. With long brown hair and crimson eyes.
Kushina was shocked by the figure next to her. "So...all this time you were a woman?"
Kurama nodded. "Yeah."
"Why didn't you tell me?!" Kushina asked.
Kurama shrugged. "Because you never asked? Plus I didn't appreciate the way I was caged for all these years. Seriously I couldn't move at all for so long." She pouted.
Kushina looked sheepish and apologized. "Sorry I never wanted to risk messing with my seal."
The red head then looked back over to the three goddesses. "So you three are goddesses?" She asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Yep the most powerful goddesses out of all the gods and goddesses there ever was? Is that a problem." Yami answered.
"Hell no, I'm glad to know that women were in power the whole damn time. The strongest biju is a woman along with the strongest goddesses. Take that everyday men!" Kushina replied.
Shinigami smirked. "I like you."
"Anyways we called you three here. Because we want to make your son Naruto a god or something close to it." Kami said.
Kushina was shocked by this news. "But why?"
All three goddesses shrugged. "We're bored." They all answered.
Kurama face palmed herself in annoyance. Kushina eye just twitched. Seriously this is what gods and goddesses do in their free time?
"So you want to make my son a god basically because your bored?" Kushina asked just to make sure she heard right.
"Yeah we want to give him all types of powers, make sure he turns into the sexiest man ever, be a attraction to women everywhere, maybe even possible world domination. All of that sounds very interesting to watch over." Yami answered.
"But why are we here?" Kurama wondered.
"Because we decided we want you two to be apart of his life from the beginning. Sorry Kurama but we need you to let him before your jinchuuriki. Kushina we want you to help us raise him as well as become apart of his future harem when he gets older." Kami said.
"B-But I'm his mother!" Kushina reasoned.
Kami shrugged. "So? Shinobi engage in incest to keep their bloodlines pure anyways. Plus believe me it's better to just accept it for what it is. Because you won't be able to resist him. Especially when it's a good chance you will see him being sexually involved with a lot of women. Why be the odd one out because of insignificant morals?"
Kushina had to admit as crazy as she sounded, she did make a lot of sense. If Naruto was to turn out as attractive as they say he will. It would be foolish to assume that she wouldn't eventually develop some sort of romantic feelings for him. She only had one thing that had to be answered.
"Will he be good at sex? Also will he suffer any sort of drawbacks?" Well that was two things she needed answered.
"Yes and no, his sex skills will make any women only want him forever from that point on. Absolutely he will not suffer any sort of drawbacks. It wouldn't be any point if he did." Shinigami said.
That was all Kushina needed to hear. Minato was always terrible at sex. She was an Uzumaki, known for their strong life force, longevity to live a few hundred years, immense chakra reserves and talent in fuinjutsu and kenjutsu. To top it all off, she had a very high sex drive.
Kushina looked at Kurama. "I'm in but what do you think?"
Kurama rolled her eyes. "It's not like I have any choice. Plus I haven't had a mate in many years. This is a perfect opportunity for me."
Kami clapped her hand together. "Good." She smiled. "So now that's settled. Let's begin discussing his powers."
"Well we should let him be able to bend earth, water, air and fire in avatar the last air bender. Might as well include lava bending with it." Yami started off.
"Give him the powers of a soul reaper, hollow and even quincy just for the hell of it. Include some dragon slayer powers from fairy tail too. Can't go wrong with dragon powers." Shinigami added.
"We have to include immortality, intangibility, immense sensory skills, telekinesis, telepathy, teleportation." Kami said.
"Oh! What about ki, you know like Goku and Vegeta uses. Shooting off massive ki blasts looks badass." Yami added.
"I can tell we are going to give him many abilities. What about you two? What do you suggest?" Kami asked Kushina and Kurama.
"Just let him have perfect control over my chakra. As well as me being his familiar. I would recommend giving him the rinnegan or the sharingan. But make sure his rinnegan is the ultimate version that will suit him. While we are at it, you might as well give him a body with the combined prowess of Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha." Kurama voiced with amusement.
"Well since we are basically making him the strongest person that I can think of. I would love for him to have even more massive reserves than he's probably already going to have. A genius in fuinjutsu as well as the ability to use my chakra chains." Kushina said with a smile.
"Great well let's get started on making Naruto the ultimate male." Kami declared.
-500 years later-
Naruto Uzumaki has lived a long time. He's a being who has power beyond comprehension. The sexy 16 year old blue eyed blond muscular male was in a Rocky Mountain area. He just finished his training. Now he was ready to go back to his original world and make the world into his liking.
He's been spoiled by his three goddesses as they let him fuck them to their hearts content. Naruto is a intelligent, insane, mischievous, lovable, unpredictable pervert. He loved having sex with his goddesses.
The blond wanted his mother but she wanted to be taken in their own world which he understood. His lover and familiar Kurama has gotten a piece of him plenty of times. They had sex so much that Naruto has long lost count of the times.
Back in his world, his illusion already made his mark with women. He was known for being a womanizer. The most infamous one to ever live in Konoha.
Since Minato died, the illusion of his mother got all of his possessions since they were legally married. She even renamed their mansion from the Namikaze Mansion to the Uzumaki Mansion. Kushina was very grateful that she kept her last name while being married.
Naruto had a title known as the Avatar of Impossible. Being able to perform many impossible feats. One of them being able to use the black flames of Amaterasu without any restraints. Of any of the other flames he could control. Like Hades blue flame of souls. A very powerful godly like flame that could incinerate even stars.
Kushina was watching her son. It was amazing to her still how things turned out when he was born. She was forever grateful for it to happen. Her so was a fucking stud. She's watched him fuck all three goddesses and Kurama multiple times with his big fat 10 in long 3 inches wide cock. The red head would dream about getting pounded by the meat stick her son possesses.
Honestly she was excited to go back to their world. With the events that occurred over the past 16 years that passed by there. She couldn't wait to live with her best friend in their mansion. Because of the Uchiha Massacre that took place due to a coup being plotted. Itachi Uchiha, Mikoto's eldest son was ordered to eliminate his clan. He only left Mikoto and Sasuke alive. Sasuke was Mikoto's youngest child but due to Sasuke's hatred for Itachi. He was now a brooding brat. He no longer even thought of Mikoto as his mother because he didn't like how she didn't want revenge for their clan. Itachi had informed Mikoto of his mission details. Sasuke however did not since Itachi asked Mikoto to not tell him the truth.
Anyways she just wanted to get back to their world so he son could also start enforcing his will onto the world. The plan was to take over the Elemental Nations under Naruto's control. Starting with none other than Konoha. She was also looking forward to Naruto's soon to be coming Harem. The illusion Naruto already started making his marks on woman in Konoha.
Kushina was brought out of her thoughts by the lips of her godly son who looked 1000x better than his father. They never went further than kissing and groping each other. Their tongues were wrestling each other. Naruto enjoying the feel of his mothers mouth against his. Just knowing he was able to do this to his sexy one of a kind mother was a major turn on for him. He craved being able to fuck her stupid every time he looked at her. Kushina moaned into their kiss. Bringing her hand down to his covered up dick. She rubbed it up and down.
Their kiss ended with, both of them staring lovingly at each other. "Ready to take over Konoha?" Naruto asked.
"Oh Sochi I've been ready ever since the day we were brought her by Yami-sama, Shinigami-sama and Kami-sama." The red head beamed at him.
Naruto smirked. "Good cause I've been waiting too."
The three goddesses appeared before them. "Looks like you two are ready to go." Shinigami voiced.
"Where's Kurama-chan?" Yami wondered.
"She's back inside the seal Yami-sama. Since we don't have the key. It's gonna take her some time to loosen up the seal enough for her to come out freely. If she keeps feeding the seal chakra than in a couple months according to her. She should be able to come out." Naruto answered.
"Alright well remember Naruto-kun. No one in that world could hold a candle to you. I could say the same for Kushina as well. Although she's nowhere near as strong as you. You've come up with many interesting abilities over the years. So be sure to let loose a bit. I highly doubt anyone will be able to make you use over 10% of your power. Maybe Madara, Hashirama or Hamura, Hagoromo could make you use a bit more. Other than that you should have no issues." Kami reminded him.
"Don't forget about the restraints on your power. They are there so you don't have to worry about accidentally going overboard to cause too much destruction." Yami added.
"Hai Kami and Yami-sama's." Naruto gave them a foxy grin.
"Oh I'm gonna miss your big cock Naruto. Be sure to visit us from time to time. We will be watching you take over the world so do us proud." Shinigami kissed him heatedly.
Naruto smacked her ass hard and gripped it causing Shinigami to moan in his mouth. The kiss broke as he had a smirk on his face. Showing his fox fangs. "I'm gonna miss you all too. I will definitely visit. Me and mom both. You can count on it. I can't wait to start having fun in Konoha." He grinned devilishly.
"Ooh I like that look on your face. Alright both of you see you soon. Remember that events aren't going to be the same since you will be changing them." Kami said to them as Naruto, Kurama and Kushina all disappeared.
"Sooo are we watching on the magic ball or 60 in flat screen?" Yami asked.
Kami and Shinigami both gave her a deadpanned look.
"Right flat screen, what was I thinking?" Yami replied sheepishly.