Snow's POV

I got home from shopping and headed up the stairs to my apartment. As I set my groceries down so I could unlock the door, I noticed a large, thin package laying on the floor. "Hm, I wonder what this is?" I mused.

Picking it up, I saw it was addressed to myself and Charming, so I tucked it under my arm before unlocking the door, picking up the groceries and going inside. As I kicked the door closed behind me, I called out to my husband.

"Charming! Come help me with the groceries please! And there's a package for us!" "Be right there, sweetie," he replied. I set the groceries on the counter, tossed the package onto the table, then began putting things away.

Charming came out of the bedroom, wrapped an arm around me, and kissed me on the cheek. "Hey, beautiful. How was your shopping trip?" "Productive," I answered, pecking him on the lips before continuing to put away groceries. "So who's the package from?" Charming asked.

"No idea. We can open it in a minute. Would you put these in the fridge, please?" I asked, handing him a carton of eggs and a gallon of milk. "You got it," he replied, taking them from me. Once everything was put away, we turned our attention to the package on the table.

I picked it up, looking for a return address. "Storybrooke Printers?" Charming said curiously. "What did we order from there?" "We didn't order any - wait! Maybe it's the new calendar!" I said excitedly, tearing the package open and pulling the item out. "It is!" I squealed. "Oh, I'm so excited!" Charming exclaimed. We both sat down to examine the new calendar.

The front was a stunning picture of the Storybrooke clock tower, with the sun setting behind it. "Oh, that's beautiful. I wonder who took that picture?" I mused. "Maybe there's picture credits in the back of it," Charming said. "Maybe," I agreed. "Let's look at the inside." I opened the calendar to the first month, and was met with a picture of Regina in lacy black lingerie that barely covered her.

"PORN!" I shrieked, throwing the calendar across the room and covering my eyes. "Oh my God, I never wanted to see that!" Charming shouted. "I'm going to faint," I whimpered before blacking out.