I'm sorry I got bored.
Tony created chat AvengersAssemble
Tony: hello?
Tony: oh wait I gotta add people…shit I'm glad no one saw this.
Tony cleared text history.
Tony added Clint, Natasha, Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner, and Thor the God Of Lightning.
Tony: You guys here?
Clint is online.
Natasha is online.
Clint: Who else would be here?
Tony: I was just checking, geez
Natasha: the great Tony Stark checking? Wow. Times have changed.
Tony removed Natasha from the chat.
Clint: a bit drastic
Tony: she mocked me
Steve Rogers is online.
Steve Rogers: Is this what you were talking about to me today, Tony?
Clint changed Steve Rogers username to StarSpangledAss.
Tony: Real mature Clint
Clint: …
StarSpangledAss: WAIT WHY IS MY NAME DIFFERENT
Clint: hehehe
StarSpangledAss: HOW DO I CHANGE BACK
Tony: Stop panicking it's not the end of the world. If it makes you feel better
Tony changed Clint's username to CAW-CAW
Tony: see
StarSpangledAss: OH SO IT ISNT THAT BAD?
CAW-CAW: I'm just rolling with it. I wish my mom gave me this name
Tony: I can't tell whether you are serious.
StarSpangledAss: I THINK HE IS
CAW-CAW: geez cap turn the caps lock off
StarSpangledAss: I DON'T KNOW HOW
Thor the God Of Lightning is online.
Tony changed Thor the God Of Lightning's username to JustThor
JustThor: HAHA there is a crisis! I will fix it!
Tony: plz no
StarSpangledAss: SOMEONE HELP ME
JustThor: Calm down help is on the way!
CAW-CAW: oh this is TOO GOOD
JustThor has left the chat.
Tony: what is he doing?!
CAW-CAW: he's going upstairs to cap's room
Tony: oh no
CAW-CAW: OH YES
StarSpangledAss: CUKCDULDWRHBK
Tony: sorry?
StarSpangledAss: CHCQEUOVDOICAEYVSHBX(8)2:tunauov
CAW-CAW: well at least the caps lock is off
CAW-CAW has added Natasha to the chat.
Natasha: Jesus what is going on I can hear Thor shouting and Steve seems to be screaming
Tony: Clint why
CAW-CAW: I felt bad
Natasha: Thor's coming down
JustThor is online.
JustThor: HA I saved the captain!
Tony: Cap?
CAW-CAW: Thor are you sure you saved him?
JustThor: you doubt me?
CAW-CAW: :
Tony: what on Earth is that?
Natasha: why is earth capitalised?
Tony: shitty autocorrect
StarSpangledAss: language.
Tony: Jesus you tell me off for language? Why weren't you answering
StarSpangledAss: I liked watching the texts ping in. I like the ping noise.
CAW-CAW: But the use of foul language was too much for the great captain America everyone
Natasha: wow the true captain speaks: "I like the pings"
CAW-CAW: XD
StarSpangledAss: What is that supposed to stand for?
Natasha: it's a face
Tony: Jesus the great captain amerca doesn't know about text faces?
StarSpangledAss: the great Tony Stark can't spell "America"?
CAW-CAW: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
JustThor: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Natasha: Jesus I can hear Thor laughing from down here.
Tony: yeah yeah laugh it up
JustThor: thank you for the permission
CAW-CAW: CAPTAIN AMERICA ROASTED YOU
Tony: this was a bad idea
Tony removed StarSpangledAss, CAW-CAW and JustThor from the chat.
Natasha: oh ok
Tony: I will not be mocked
Natasha: wow
Tony: what?
Natasha: Thor is crying. Hard
Tony: how hard
Natasha: like I think the walls are shaking
Bruce Banner is online
Bruce Banner: what did you do? Thor is crying, Clint is laughing crazily and cap is drinking tea like vodka. I've actually had to remove the teabags from the kitchen.
Natasha: Tony kicked them out of this chat because he was in a hissy fit
Tony: did not
Bruce Banner: that sounds right. So that means it's only us here?
Tony: yes
Bruce Banner: I can't deal with this
Tony: Bruce NO
Bruce Banner added StarSpangledAss, CAW-CAW and JustThor to the chat
CAW-CAW changed Tony's username to Bigmeanie
Bigmeanie: That's it
Bruce Banner blocked Bigmeanie from removing members of the chat
Bigmeanie: Bruce I thought you were on my side
Bigmeanie changed Bruce Banner's username to Snake.
Natasha: wow I thought we were meant to be avengers
JustThor: I'm a god
StarSpangledAss: we know
CAW-CAW: I'm alive
Snake: now that's just mean
Bigmeanie changed their username to TheKoolKid
TheKoolKid: I'm cool and you're not
Natasha: oh geez
StarSpangledAss: I disagree
JustThor: I don't think you're cool. I need to change that. How does one change a name on this godforsaken tech?
StarSpangledAss: I'm not the only one then
CAW-CAW: hang on, boys
CAW-CAW changed TheKoolKid's name to IronBoy
IronBoy: I guess I can accept it
StarSpangledAss: Bruce where are the teabags
Snake: I was worried you were going to overdose
JustThor: I'm sorry who's this snake?
Snake changed their name to DrBanner
JustThor: Ah doctor it's good to see you
StarSpangledAss: I need more tea
DrBanner: no
IronBoy: you ought to give it to him Bruce I'm serious
CAW-CAW: ooh you're doomed. I hid the tea once and he threw me out of the window.
Natasha: Cap? Violence unnecessarily?
StarSpangledAss: He is a spy, he has grapplers.
IronBoy: still, a bit much
StarSpangledAss: when it's tea, I'm not messing around.
StarSpangledAss: I'm thirsty
CAW-CAW: thirsty for BLOOD
JustThor: the captain drinks blood?
JustThor: do all humans drink blood?
CAW-CAW: Yes
Natasha: no
JustThor: I'm confused
StarSpangledAss: Bruce where's the tea?!
StarSpangledAss: I'm looking everywhere for it
StarSpangledAss: where could you hide it?!
DrBanner: …
IronBoy: actually I fancy a cup so where is it
StarSpangledAss: I'm going to find it
StarSpangledAss has left the chat
DrBanner has left the chat
CAW-CAW: I didn't think this would happen in an avengers chat
IronBoy: me neither, funnily enough
JustThor: well I thought it would end up as this chaotic mess.
Natasha: thanks Thor
JustThor: you are welcome my spidery assassin!
CAW-CAW has changed Natasha's username to Spiderylady
Spiderylady: charmed.
CAW-CAW changed the chat name to TheKoolKids.
IronBoy: oh he's on a roll now.
Spiderylady changed the chat name to NinjaTurtles
IronBoy: FUCK NO
Spiderylady: Fuck yes
StarSpangledAss is online.
SparSpamgledAss: language!
CAW-CAW: He was summoned by the use of language. Fuck man I'm sorry.
StarSpangledAss: you really didn't have to curse there.
IronBoy: Sorry Clint is a shithead I'll fucking beat him up if you need me too.
StarSpangledAss: please stop.
CAW-CAW: FUUUUUUUUUCK
StarSpangledAss: Guys.
JustThor: this is a fun human game! I know a fair few!
StarSpangledAss: Thor no.
IronBoy: Thor YES
StarSpangledAss has left the chat.
IronBoy: coward.
Spiderylady: you just realised you called the captain America a coward?
IronBoy: that's what I said.
JustThor: Man of Iron you are wrong I'm afraid to admit.
IronBoy: I would delete you now if I could.
JustThor: BUT YOU CANT! HA!
Spiderylady: he just said that out loud.
CAW-CAW: yeah I heard.
IronBoy: where are you guys anyway?
CAW-CAW: attic
Spiderylady: basement
IronBoy: why am I not surprised.
JustThor: I am eating what is known as a burger at a place called BurgerKing. It is quite delicious.
IronBoy: McDonald's is better.
Spiderylady: scrap burgers all together I would go to Nando's.
CAW-CAW: nah KFC for me.
JustThor: there are more of these food places?
IronBoy: how did you not know? You have been on this planet for a while now.
IronBoy: get your shit together
JustThor: I challenge you to a duel!
IronBoy: Wait what
Spiderylady: that literally came out of nowhere.
JustThor has left the chat.
IronBoy: oh no
CAW-CAW has changed IronBoy's username to Regretseverything.
Regretseverything: What do I do now?! He didn't even say a place.
Spiderylady: I think he's coming to you.
CAW-CAW: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Regretseverything: Stop that
CAW-CAW: hehe
Regretseverything: I can beat him
Spiderylady changed Regretseverything's username to BigEgo.
BigEgo: what.
StarSpangledAss is online.
Spiderylady: on a random note, do you think that Cap is gay?
StarSpangledAss has left the chat.
CAW-CAW: I think that confirms it.
BigEgo: I have actually had it with you two.
BigEgo has left the chat.
CAW-CAW: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe