TooBigEgo is online
TooBigEgo changed the group chat's name to AvengersAssemble
Thepuffypigeon is online
Thepuffypigeon: oh no you don't
Thepuffypigeon changed the chat name to PowerRangers
TooBigEgo: damn it
Spiderylady is online
Spiderylady: yessss Clint
Thepuffypigeon: yessssssssssssssss
Spiderylady: YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
TooBigEgo: no. Just no
Thepuffypigeon: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Spiderylady: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
StarSpangledAss is online
StarSpangledAss: yes?
TooBigEgo: no
Thepuffypigeon: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Spiderylady: YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
StarSpangledAss: ok
TooBigEgo: Jesus guys your TopTrump cards would suck
StarSpangledAss: what are those?
Thepuffypigeon: WhAt ArE tHoSe
Spiderylady: you don't know? Wait how
TooBigEgo: oh boy just when I thought you were a nice guy
Thepuffypigeon: nice gay guy Steve
Spiderylady: Clint stop
StarSpangledAss: what?
Spiderylady: Sorry he's getting carried away
Spiderylady: we would never discuss our theories whilst you are listening
Thepuffypigeon: GAY STEVE
TooBigEgo kicked Thepuffypigeon from the chat
TooBigEgo: anyway back to TopTrumps
StarSpangledAss: right
Spiderylady: they are this type of playing card game that you do in a group. Each card is a different thing with different stats
TooBigEgo: you got it?
StarSpangledAss: a little
Spiderylady: ok so Clint's card would look something like:
Accuracy: 90/100
Haircut: 2/10
Looks: 6/10
Stupidity: 100/100
TooBigEgo: id say looks is about five
Spiderylady: I was giving him the benefit of the doubt
TooBigEgo: what about this
Accuracy: 90/100
Haircut: 2/10
Looks: 5/10
Flexibility: 8/10
Power: 10/100
Stupidity: 999/100
Spiderylady: yup…though I think his power should go up
TooBigEgo: honey, compared to our amazing kickass hits he's a baby
TooBigEgo: you got that Steve?
TooBigEgo: Steve
Spiderylady: ass?
TooBigEgo: hullo
Spiderylady: knock knock
TooBigEgo: who's there
TooBigEgo: Sorry I had to
StarSpangledAss: I was dealing with Clint
TooBigEgo: What has he done now
StarSpangledAss: he started to wave a rainbow flag in my room
Spiderylady: That one he brought at the dollar store?
StarSpangledAss: the very same
TooBigEgo: whats his status now?
StarSpangledAss: he ran off singing
StarSpangledAss: I think he's had too many energy drinks again
Spiderylady: damn who's turn was it too keep track
TooBigEgo: according to this rota, Thor
StarSpangledAss: oh so that's why
StarSpangledAss: okay he's back
TooBigEgo: and?
StarSpangledAss: he wants to get back in here
StarSpangledAss: he's wrapped me in the flag
StarSpangledAss: I think he's slightly drunk
Spiderylady: oh that's because I challenged him to a drinking game earlier
TooBigEgo: That was stupid
Spiderylady: no it was pretty fun
StarSpangledAss: okay I'm going to let him back in
StarSpangledAss added Thepuffypigeon to the chat
Thepuffypigeon is online
SUPREMEGODTHOR is online
StarSpangledAss: so what was being discussed
Spiderylady: What our TopTrump cards would look like
SUPREMEGODTHOR: I would win on muscle alone
TooBigEgo: not a bad thought
TooBigEgo: okay cap he's the example me and bat cane up with with a few edits
HAWKEYE
Accuracy: 90/100
Haircut: 2/10
Looks: 5/10
Flexibility: 8/10
Power: 10/100
Pure muscle: 1/100
Stupidity: 999/100
Thepuffypigeon: OI
Thepuffypigeon: it just gets worse and worse
SUPREMEGODTHOR: That is quite a high flexibility
TooBigEgo: he's a slippery ssssnake
Spiderylady: ok so is everyone drunk on this chat
StarSpangledAss: do me!
TooBigEgo: yeah but your pretty flawless Ass-Man
Spiderylady: ok I think…
CAPTAIN AMERICA
Accuracy: 85/100
Haircut: 5/10
Looks: 8/10
Flexibility: 6/10
Power: 99/100
Pure muscle: 100/100
Stupidity: 60/100
TooBigEgo: yeah he's done stupid things
TooBigEgo: and I think he's more handsome than that
TooBigEgo: according to magazines that is I mean
Thepuffypigeon: wait are you GAY
Spiderylady: Clint stop
Spiderylady: Sorry I didn't realise how drunk he was
StarSpangledAss: apology accepted
SUPREMEGODTHOR: I have more muscle than that
StarSpangledAss: wait I'm not that stupid
TooBigEgo: you broke my kitchen for tea
Spiderylady: you threw yourself out of the car yesterday
SUPREMEGODTHOR: just a few earth hours ago you hosted a jumping competition to see who could touch the roof
TooBigEgo: why wasn't I invited
Thepuffypigeon: we didn't want you to get mad
TooBigEgo: about what
TooBigEgo: WHAT
SUPREMEGODTHOR: it was just a meagre hole in the roof! Nothing to worry about!
TooBigEgo: you what
TooBigEgo: a hole
Thepuffypigeon: moving on swiftly
Spiderylady: you said you wanted to improve his card, didn't you Tony?
TooBigEgo: hang on boys (featuring girl and god)
TooBigEgo: btw it isn't over
CAPTAIN AMERICA
Accuracy: 85/100
Haircut: 5/10
Looks: 9/10
Flexibility: 6/10
Power: 90/100
Pure muscle: 99/100
Stupidity: 60/100
ASS POWER: 999/100
StarSpangledAss: what is it with you guys and my butt?
SUPREMEGODTHOR: even amongst gods you arse it truly magnificent, Steven
Thepuffypigeon: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
DrBanner is online
DrBanner: I come in to say hi and I find Clint doing a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) face
SUPREMEGODTHOR: I like that funny little face
TooBigEgo: okay so who do we do next
StarSpangledAss: you
TooBigEgo: that's easy
Accuracy: 100/100
Haircut: 10/10
Looks: 10/10
Flexibility: 10/10
Power: 100/100
Pure muscle: 100/100
Stupidity: 0/100
ASS POWER: 100/100
DrBanner: Hmm
Spiderylady: Hmm
StarSpangledAss: hmmmmmmmmmm
Thepuffypigeon: hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
SUPREMEGODTHOR: HAHAHA THAT IS SO UNTRUE HAHAHA
TooBigEgo: Oi
Spiderylady: I'll improve it
TONY STARK
Accuracy: 90/100
Haircut: 4/10
Looks: 7/10
Flexibility: 2/10
Power: 70/100
Pure muscle: 40/100
Stupidity: 10/100
ASS POWER: 5/100
StarSpangledAss: put looks down one because of that hippy beard
SUPREMEGODTHOR: yes that is good
DrBanner: is this counting his iron suit thingy?
Spiderylady: yeah I thought I might give him the benefit of the doubt
Thepuffypigeon: ass power 5 XD
TooBigEgo: OI! I feel violated
SUPREMEGODTHOR: man of Iron accept the truth
TooBigEgo: you're all just jealous
DrBanner: no. No we're not
SUPREMEGODTHOR: what about I? I of course will have the best stats as I am the only god here
Thepuffypigeon: Hmm
Spiderylady: we'll see
TooBigEgo: ok so:
Accuracy: 80/100
Haircut: 6/10
Looks: 7/10
Flexibility: 5/10
Power: 99/100
Pure muscle: 100/100
Stupidity: 80/100
ASS POWER: 70/100
StarSpangledAss: that's fair
SUPREMEGODTHOR: I should be more powerful than that
StarSpangledAss: yeah but no one can have 100% power
SUPREMEGODTHOR: Gods can
Thepuffypigeon: yeah but if there are many gods than surely there is some kind of power ranking thing? I mean you can't just have all gods at the same power
DrBanner: fair point
Spiderylady: didn't think you were that smart
SUPREMEGODTHOR: yes but even amongst gods I was pretty powerful
TooBigEgo: yes but not the most powerful
SUPREMEGODTHOR: yes but according to these earthling cards I am because we are not counting other planets
Spiderylady: are we?
DrBanner: ok but I see his point
TooBigEgo: whose side are you on?
DrBanner: He is the most powerful being that we know of on earth
TooBigEgo: don't flatter him
SUPREMEGODTHOR: thank you doctor
DrBanner: no prob buddy
StarSpangledAss: ok so what about Natasha and Bruce? What would they be like on these cards?
Spiderylady: nowhere near as glamorous as you
Thepuffypigeon: so is Thor the top Trump? That sucks
SUPREMEGODTHOR: WHY WOULD THAT SUCK
StarSpangledAss: calm down. He didn't mean it did he?
Thepuffypigeon: no sir
TooBigEgo:
BLACK WIDOW
Accuracy: 90/100
Haircut: 9/10
Looks: 8/10
Flexibility: 10/10
Power: 40/100
Pure muscle: 40/100
Stupidity: 20/100
ASS POWER: 50/100
Spiderylady: considering what the other cards look like, I'm kinda flattered
Thepuffypigeon: She is the ultimate ssssssssssnaaaaaakkkke
StarSpangledAss: pretty snakey
TooBigEgo: ok is everyone drunk on this chat right now?
StarSpangledAss: can't get drunk
DrBanner: he's on lots of morphine
DrBanner: I gave it to him a few minutes ago because of the broken ribs he managed to get when he jumped out of the car
StarSpangledAss: I don't like morphine
DrBanner: don't worry I'm with him so he shouldn't raid the kitchen
SUPREMEGODTHOR: ah so that is why the captain acts like he is drunk from time to time
Spiderylady: yeah we still haven't found a painkiller that doesn't involve this
Thepuffypigeon: I'm sorry but why did you jump out of the car
TooBigEgo: are you telling me you were just sitting on the couch with broken ribs for a good few hours
DrBanner: that's how he's stupid
StarSpangledAss: they didn't hurt that much
TooBigEgo: sure
Thepuffypigeon: stupid Captain America
SUPREMEGODTHOR: yes very stupid
StarSpangledAss: I'm not that stupid
DrBanner: whatever you say
TooBigEgo: ok Bruce don't think you're safe. I made you a card just because I'm that kind
BRUCE BANNER (without Hulk)
Accuracy: 50/100
Haircut: 10/10
Looks: 5/10
Flexibility: 3/10
Power: 50/100 (he's a good doctor ok?)
Pure muscle: 10/100
Stupidity: -1/100
ASS POWER: 30/100
DrBanner: I'm touched
TooBigEgo: you should be
TooBigEgo: anywho I'm off to get some shawarma
TooBigEgo: anyone care to accompany me?
StarSpangledAss: I hate shawarma
TooBigEgo: your opinion is invalid
Spiderylady: I could use some
Spiderylady is offline
Thepuffypigeon: nah I'm gonna stay with Cap and his fabulous flag
DrBanner: so it was you that gave him the flag
Thepuffypigeon: he's a gay boy
TooBigEgo: not this again
Thepuffypigeon: GAY
Thepuffypigeon is offline
SUPREMEGODTHOR: where has he ran off to?
TooBigEgo: god knows