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There were no questions asked, so no responses.

To think all it took for things to spiral out of control was a simple sneeze. A simple, innocent and unassuming sneeze from a certain chubby Viking and it proved dangerous enough to almost cause more than a few deaths, had Naruto not been there to do damage control.

According to plan, they had stealthily tailed the Scauldron and stick to the skies away from its blast range while preparing the net. The plan had been easy and simple to understand. Tail the Scauldron, look for the right moment, swoop down and capture it in the net before taking it off to sea.

Even the Twins had stated that it was simple and that alone said a lot about the simplicity of the overall plan.

In that very eventful moment when they had been ready to swoop in and entangle the scaly beast in the net, Fishlegs had made his presence known to the world by sneezing loud enough to alert the other side of the Arrcapeligo.

And then everything went down the drain for the remaining Vikings.

An out of control Meatlug colliding with Hookfang, sending Snoutlout into the net, causing the Scauldron to almost kill said Lout and others were the highlight of the day.

Seeing as the situation had turned for the worst, Naruto had interfered by jumping down from Olympia's back and punching the wild dragon on its head hard enough to make it see stars on daylight. Ignoring the gawking of his recent teammates, Naruto had jumped back to his original position and ordered his dragon partner to grab the unconscious beast.

Only after hearing that Naruto was going to drop the passed out dragon off into the sea and join them later on had the team snapped out of their stupor and simply stare awkwardly as he had carried the beast away.

And thus, it came down to one simple conclusion.

"I almost died 'cause of you" Snoutlout growled angrily as he glared at the chubby Ingerman heir. "Just one second late and this beautiful, hunky body would've been turned to mush!"

He had a right to be angry, even if he was taking it too far.

"Yay us" the Dragon Mistress interrupted sarcastically, causing Naruto to chuckle at her retort.

"I am sorry, Snoutlout, ok? I don't know what came over me" Fishlegs placated gently as he rode on his equally husky dragon back to their homeland and continuously scratched random parts of his body. "I never sneeze or get itchy… ever"

The explanation was followed by a very unconvincing and nasty sneeze.

"Whatever it is, we better have you checked." Hiccup stated seriously. "Even though it wasn't your fault, it was still dangerous. If it hadn't been for Naruto, Snoutlout would've died"

"That's exactly what I said!"

On the back of a dragon and who knows how many thousand feet above ground, anything could prove fatal, even an unexpected and uncontrolled sneeze.

"Fishlegs, I want to believe you but your sneezing and disturbing scratching behavior is very unconvincing" Naruto added gently, standing perfectly still on his giant crimson dragon. They had gotten used to seeing him stand on the dragon like it was an earthen construct unable to move.

"But I don't see what the big deal is? Everybody sneezes and scratches some time, right?"

"For a reason" Astrid answered.

"Like a honey-covered yak on an …"

"Let me stop you right there, Tuffnut" the redhead interrupted before the blond Nut could sprout out his usual insane idea, causing said blond to deflate in depression. "The point is, your body is reacting to something"

"I agree with our idol. I believe that reaction is called Adult Onset Allergy" Ruffnut declared in a rare moment of seriousness, though from her tone it was obvious she did not know what she was talking about. "It develops when your immune system mistakenly identifies a dangerous substance"

"I concur with your Diagnosis, Dr. Nut" Expectedly, her brother was quick to agree with her notion, despite not knowing what she was talking about.

All they got were deadpan looks from the Vikings.

Naruto was a different story all together. While he was no medic or even close to being adequate in the field, he had learned enough from Tsunade to know when someone was putting forward convincing evidences.

And he knew that the Nuts were right in this case, even if they had no idea that they were indeed correct.

"Unfortunately, I'll have to agree with Ruff and Tuff on this" Naruto stated seriously, causing the twins to clap their hands in excitement. "It does seem that Fishlegs is allergic to something"

Olympia snorted loudly, causing Naruto to chuckle in response. Fortunately for the other Vikings, they couldn't understand her and thus were oblivious to her taunts.

"Well then, there is only person who may have the cure" the one-legged Viking announced unsurely, turning his attention to their newest member. "Well Naruto, it seems you will be visiting our Island sooner than I had expected"

"I admit I am curious to see where all of you grew up" the redhead acknowledged gently, offering a soft smile to a certain well-endowed blonde beauty. "Especially you, Astrid"

Despite sporting a hint of rosy cheeks, the blonde Viking simply smiled back in return, not wanting to retort unless she stutter and make a fool of herself again. She had vowed to get past that stage and intended to stand true to her promise.

"Don't you wanna see where we grew?" Tuffnut asked hopefully, nearing their combined dragon to fly beside Olympia. Approval from their destructive idol was what they longed for.

"You want me to give it to you straight or sugarcoat it?"

"How about a pinch of sugar on top just to offset the grim taste of the straightness?" the male Nut suggested vaguely before an utterly confused expression crossed his features. "Wait, what were we talking about again?"

"We're talking about a game of silence and you were telling me how amazing experts you're at said game" the former Shinobi probed innocently.

"We were?" they uttered in unison, scratching the backs of their head in confusion. Seeing the two rub their head reminded Fishlegs of his own dilemma as he started to almost peel of his skin from the vigorous rubbing.

"Indeed, right guys?"

"Absolutely"

"Then it's settled! We are undisputed champs of the Silence Game!" Ruffnut bellowed loudly, a massive grin on her face as she eyed her idol with odd stars brimming in her eyes. "Let's see who out-silent the other till we reach Berk"

A pin-drop silence soon blanketed the traveling group as both Nuts shut their mouths and silently glided through the serene blue sky. The only sounds were the waves rushing down below on the surface of the ocean and the gentle flaps of the dragons' wings.

"I can't believe he did it!" Hiccup whispered lowly, mouth almost gaping like a fish out of water. The twins refusing to speak? Utterly impossible but yet here he was witnessing history with his own eyes.

"I am almost tempted to kiss you for this miracle" Astrid muttered disbelievingly, beautiful blue eyes wide in shock as she tried to wrap her mind around the fact that the bane of their ears' existence has been finally shut up!

"Then why don't you?" Naruto retorted with teasing smile as he neared towards her dragon.

The blonde dragon rider soon realized her slip of the tongue and blushed bright red. "I s-said almost"

"So you mean there is a chance I might get that tempting kiss some other time?" the redhead probed teasingly, a wide foxy grin on his face as he winked at the female rider.

"D-don't push it mister" she spluttered hurriedly, unable to contain her embarrassment.

Fortunately for her sanity and dignity, the partially insane Nuts soon realized that one of their friends was spoke up when she shouldn't have. "Astrid is out, only 4 more to go!"

Naruto chuckled good-naturedly as the well-endowed blonde sputtered indignantly, blushing red like a tomato as she almost pouted like a teary-eyed child. By God Almighty, those cute little lips were almost begging to be kissed till they were swollen.

"And Naruto is out of the game, no one can stop us now!"

Berk, Home Of Hooligan Tribe

"She wants to paralyze you" a disproportionate staff soon found it sweet home upon Gobber's head. "Check that, hypnotize you"

Standing behind the Berkian Vikings, Naruto merely looked around the island with a scrutinizing stare, absentmindedly listening to their strange conversation.

Berk was not what he expected or envisioned at all. From what the riders had told him, he had expected a barren wasteland of an island with barbaric citizens and no sense of style. But he was proven wrong.

Yes, while there were things that he would've preferred not seeing such as man stuffing an apple into his boots and taking a bite out of said boot instead of the apple. But overall, the island was very good.

High up on the cliffs, great weather and appetizing meaty foods. With harsh weathers, the people wore thick clothes and ate as much meat as possible. He was all up for that, to be honest.

It gave off a warm feeling of endearment and hospitality; in fact it nostalgically reminded him of his own village and people. Yes, these Vikings were brutish and undisciplined but their bravery, sense of honor and skills were something to admire.

He had to give them credit for being resourceful and resilient. Even his battle hardened people wouldn't have been able to live in conditions such as these. His people had Chakra to make things easier for themselves while these people did everything by themselves.

Building sturdy houses from woods, caring for their livestock in times of great climatic crisis and even enduring intense shortage of drinkable water and edibles food, such were the conditions they faced but even still they lived through them and adapted.

Unlike other civilizations he had seen while on his journey through the lands and seas, Vikings were strong, battle-hardened and the most experts in dealing with dragons. In fact, civilizations beyond their borders, very few sightings of dragons were reported and even those chalked up to supernatural phenomenon.

All in all, he loved the island and had no problems settling with the Hooligan Tribe on Berk if he so desired.

"There is no Fishlegs here; I am Thor, Thor Bonecrusher!"

Naruto was snapped out of his musings when heard a series of gasp and one loud …squeal? What the hell happened to make Snoutlout squeal like an academy student?

His eyes soon found the source of the dilemma. A certain husky Ingerman heir was using a sheep as his foothold and striking a pose that did not suit him at all, while smirking like he had just won the 4th Great Ninja War by himself.

"What the hell happened?" he asked softly.

"Snoutlout messed up big time" Astrid growled uncharacteristically.

Listening to Hiccup retell the events, Naruto had admit that the somewhat stupid Jorgenson heir had indeed done something grave. While hypnosis was indeed viewed as trivial and unimportant, they indeed worked … quite powerfully if the right conditions were not exercised.

Snoutlout's dream of seeing a 'Super Viking' may just become a reality.

"Sorry that you had to see this, Naruto" Hiccup started apologetically as they walked behind Fishlegs in the streets of Berk. "This is not what I had in mind when I invited you to see our island"

"Don't worry about it, this is fun"

Hiccup couldn't help but chuckle nervously when he saw a wide foxy smirk on the redhead's face. Looks like the twins were right all along; Naruto did have a very sneaky and mischievous side that they had no idea about.

"He is going to have to tell the chief why a house was lit on fire in the middle of the day" the well-endowed blonde muttered angrily as she saw Snoutlout try to scare Fishlegs with a torch, only for said husky boy to swat it aside and lit an entire house aflame.

"How long is this hypnosis going to last anyway?" the redhead asked casually as he walked alongside the two Vikings and watched the scene from a distance.

"We never asked, to be honest" the one-legged boy replied sheepishly. "What with all the Bonecrushing mess over there and all, but Gothi did say that there were two ways to bring back the old Fishlegs"

"And?"

"Another hypnosis or intense fear"

"I am guessing she can't do another hypnosis because 'fat and chubby' over there broke her staff and you guys have no idea how to make him afraid enough to break free when he has no fear, right?" Naruto clarified in a deadpan voice.

If the twins were there, Hiccup knew they would have kissed the redhead's feet for his astute observation.

"Well … I wouldn't exactly say that…" Fishlegs chose that moment to bravely stop an uncontrollable cart from slamming with another one with a baby in it.

"I would" the Hofferson heiress interrupted blankly, effectively cutting off Hiccup's indirect denial. Hey when the man was right, he was right. You have to give credit where it is due.

"Don't worry guys, we'll figure something out" the dragon rider assured gently as the group followed Fishlegs and Snoutlout towards Gobber's Forge. He had just the thing to snap the chubby boy out of his trance.

Great Hall, Berk

"So there I was, Thor Bonecrusher, perched on an inferior dragon and approaching a vicious Scauldron"

Off to the side of the hall, Naruto sat along with his recent friends and enjoyed the hospitality of the strong Vikings with a soft smile on his face. Well, he had been right about a lot of things about the island but the meat had exceeded his expectations.

While a good old roasted chicken and roasted beef leg were not on par with a bowl of ramen, they were still becoming his second most favorite dish ever and it was only after a few hours on Berk. How crazy was that?

The Twins had not held back a single penny back to provide their idol with the best of the best and despite their insane behavior sometimes, they were good kids.

"They are something else, aren't they?" Naruto asked out of the blue, snapping the Chief's son out of his musings.

"Who? The people?"

"The twins"

"O-oh"

"I know you think that they are too childish, immature and crazy to be able to do anything good" the redheaded traveler started in a firm but gentle tone as he eyed the two blondes rile up the crowd for Fishlegs fabricated stories with a smile. "But believe me, their craziness and immaturity is only a reflection of their loyalty to you"

"I don't understand" Even Astrid turned away from the crowd and listened intently to the redhead's answer.

"Hiccup, each and every one of your friends holds you in high regards, even if their methods of showing that respect is different. Ruffnut and Tuffnut are no exception, in fact in my opinion, their loyalty to you may very well be greater than to their own family and people" armor-clad rider explained softly. "Many different challenges will try to break your chain of trust, but you'll need to be strong in order to survive and live the way you currently do"

The one-legged Viking had not enough time to think over the redhead's words.

"Well said lad, couldn't have said it any better myself" a strong voice broke the silence from behind the three riders as the familiar form of a tall, bearded and heavily armored man appeared behind them. "You must be the new rider my son has been going on about, eh?"

"Yes, I am Naruto Uzumaki" the redhead introduced, eyeing the newcomer with a curios look on his face as he looked between Hiccup and the hulking man.

"Looking for resemblance between us? Don't bother, you ain't findin' any" the bearded man laughed loudly as he slapped the redhead on his back, expecting him to be sent flying like toothpick. But much to his surprise, the redhead didn't even budge an inch. "Ya have got some serious strength in that tiny body of yours, lad, I'll give ya that. My name is Stoick, Chief of Berk, nice to meet ya"

"Nice to meet you sir"

"Sir? There ain't no sir business 'ere boy. Any guest of ma boy is allowed to call me by my name" Stoick bellowed loudly and draped his hand over the tall redhead's shoulders. "Now tell me, have ya eaten anything yet?"

"Well we did eat some light snacks" the dragon-riding traveler replied with a smooth grin, gaining an approving nod from the hulking man.

"Right you are, ma boy. A measly roasted chicken and a toothpick yak leg ain't gonna satisfy the appetite of a real Viking." Stoick retorted strongly, giving his groaning son a pointed look when he said 'real Viking'. "Come with me and I'll show ya how to eat"

Hiccup couldn't groan into the palm of his hands as he listened to his father's conversation with the new rider, desperately trying to dismiss Astrid's chuckles as she viewed the scene in open amusement. Of course she would be enjoying his misery.

He had no idea that his father would instantly take a liking to the newcomer. Just enduring his father's backslap and giving a comment about 'light snack' was all it took for his hulking and stubborn father to accept the young boy like he was an old war veteran.

Seems Naruto had instantly understood his father's behavior and got on his good side in the blink of an eye.

Who in their right minds would call an entire roasted chicken and a giant yak leg a 'light snack'? Well his entire tribe would but that is not the point!

He was a real Viking, but forgive him for not having the stomach to eat that much and still survive!

"Is that my axe?"

"Oh no"

Omake

(Naruto as Hokage 3)

Releasing a deep, resignation-filled sigh, Naruto slumped against his oak desk and begrudgingly listened to the commotion outside, almost tempted to bang his head against the desk with each shout coming from outside his office.

"Lord Hokage, the Raikage is becoming too much of a hassle to deal with, what should we do?" an ANBU operative reported blankly, though the wariness in his tone was obvious.

"Send him in"

There was one way to deal with such a problem… meet it head on.

The door to his office was slammed opened as the familiar form of the hulking Raikage sprinted in and almost broke his desk with his fists as he glared at the seated Hokage with burning rage.

"HOKAGE!"

"Yes, Raikage?"

"Don't play coy with me, you little brat!" A growled loudly, slamming his fists on the desk with a sneer. "Do you have any idea what you have done?"

"I am not sure I understand what you are talking about" Naruto replied calmly, agitating the dark-skinned man even more as he roared.

"You knocked up THREE of my Kunoichi during their diplomatic missions to the damn Leaf!"

"Oh… that"

"Don't 'Oh that' me, you little brat!" the lightening user bellowed loudly, summoning an armor of cackling lightening as he glared daggers at the seated Hokage. "I was willing to overlook your transgression with Yugito since she had shown interest in you, but then you'd to go and knock up Samui, my Jonin Commander no less!"

Relaxing back in his chair, Naruto was almost tempted to smirk smugly when he heard the names of the two busty blondes. Man, that day had been like an All-you-can-fuck Blondie buffet since Tsunade had joined in after the first few hours! The hours upon hours of passionate hammering had been mind-numbing.

The Raikage had no idea that he had knocked up the two blondes at the same time. He should probably keep that information to himself since it would not only make problems for him but also Yugito since she had been supposed to be in the Hidden Cloud at the time.

Hey, who in their right minds could blame him for not restraining himself from emptying his loaded balls right into their fertile wombs when they had been giving him the bedroom-eyes from the start of the so-called Diplomatic Meeting.

"And to top it all, you went ahead and got my personal secretary, Mabui, pregnant when she was merely supposed to deliver a letter!" the enraged Raikage finished in a thunderous scream as lightening exploded out of his form and almost destroyed the walls of the office from the intensity. "Do you have ANY idea how much paperwork I am left with now that she can't come to work, HUH!?"

Ah yes, sweet, strict, dark-skinned bombshell little Mabui. How he missed that searing look of professionalism and uptightness during the short meeting when he would compliment her unexpectedly.

Only for it to be replaced by a perfect ahegeo look while under the assault of his thrusts. He could still vividly recall the wobbling and meaty claps of her massive dusky tits slapping against her face with each thrust.

The delicious ripples running through her massively phat butt cheeks with each thrust, hypnotizing a mere man into submission. The tightness of her love channel. The moans and shrieks of pleasure followed by each hip-shattering thrust and the quivering of her plump lips.

He dared anyone to resist that dark-skinned, phat-butted bombshell. He was only a man, a powerful one, but still a man. Creampie-ing her milking core had been the only choice.

"I am not going to deny anything" Naruto stated resolutely, blue eyes brimming with conviction and unwavering resolve. "Do your worst!"

"There is only one thing left to do!" A bellowed deafeningly as he stepped forward and stood beside the seated Hokage. "To thank you for your kindness!"

"What the fucking hell!?" Yeah, Naruto was confused as hell as the previously screaming Raikage hoisted him up in a hug and almost squeezed his bones to dust. Any normal man would've been squished to death.

"While I am still angry at you for doing that to Samui and Yugito" the dark-skinned giant stated with a soft glare, earning a sheepish chuckle from the redheaded Hokage. "I must thank you for what you did to Mabui"

"So you are thanking me for knocking up your secretary?" the young Ninja leader asked in a deadpan tone as he scratched the back of his head. This was a first. Usually, he had people running after him with dangerous weapons directed at his junior.

"In a way, yes. She had been driving me crazy with paperwork and more paperwork. I couldn't even workout due to her intense nagging!" the muscled man reasoned loudly, slapping the redhead on his back. "Now that she is occupied, I can sneak off and do whatever the hell I fucking want! I can work out till all the equipment is broken down into tiny pieces and drink every single bucket of my protein shake! No one can stop me now, I finally free! FREE!"

The young Hokage sweatdropped silently as the giant Cloud-nin cried tears of joy. Bucket of protein shake? WTF? "Glad I could help"

That went better than he had expected.

THE END

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