Author's note- I hope you're not here because you saw that the author of "Best Fanfic Ever" published another work and you're looking for more crack. Please, I actually tried with this one. I'm not the best at writing in general, but I wanted to try for a couple of reasons- well, mostly just because I'm slowly running out of fluff for my favorite mha ship. So, it's not perfect, but if you're like me and smut grosses you out, I hope you'll find this sufficient.

I'll try and add more chapters if I can!

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Bang

Touya Todoroki was on the floor of his bedroom, after having been woken up in his favorite way possible- falling off of his bed after being jerked violently from his sleep via rock music and his brother's face about two inches away from his own.

"Sho- What- Can you turn that down?" He groaned, pressing his hand to his face. His brother stepped back and scowled.

"Fuyu-chan said to wake you up 'cause it's noon,"

Touya shot his brother a look of annoyance. Fuyumi had always been the responsible member of the family, but lately, she had been acting too much like his mother for his taste- especially since they were around the same age.

"Did she say anything else?" Touya asked, not really caring about the answer, but thought it might satisfy Shoto to the point where he left Touya to sleep in peace.

Shoto looked bored. "Yeah, that guy you like… Tenki or whatever, he's gonna be here soon."

Touya sat up so fast that dark spots obscured his vision and he had to lay back down. "Why didn't you start with that?" He muttered, trying and failing to look intimidating to his eleven-year-old brother.

"I didn't think you cared," the younger one said with a smirk. Touya was about to respond with something equally snarky when the doorbell rang, causing the red-haired teen to re-attempt at getting up, only to fall again after tripping on his tangled bedsheets. Fuyumi, who seemed to have accepted that Touya was not getting up, called Shoto to answer the door, who then turned and, still laughing at his fallen brother, ran out of the room.

At which point Touya had given up and accepted his demise.

The sound of footsteps outside his room made him smile, but the all-too-familiar feeling of I should've gotten up earlier was causing him some regret, especially when it hit him that he was barely wearing anything, seeing how it was summer. He made a last-minute grab for a shirt, which would have worked if there was a shirt near him. Instead, Tenko entered to find the taller boy sprawled out on the floor, half-naked, with a panicked expression on his face.

This was nothing new.

Tenko pushed his hair back and laughed. "I didn't wake you up, right?"

Touya squinted as the other turned on the light. "Nah, I've been up for… like three minutes," he sighed. Tenko laughed again, which made Touya smile. "Lazy. Come on. I wanna go."

Touya looked confused as his half-awake brain tried to remember his last conversation with his friend, who he hadn't seen in weeks. "Where… where are we going again?"

Tenko helped him up. "Coffee."

"That's the shit."