What the cast of Ruroni Kenshin would never say
*********A/n hehehe I love it I believe it will be a masterpiece starting with Kaoru************
1.KENSHIN GET OUT OF MY DOJO
2.screw the damn fireflies!!!!
3.I hated that ribbon anyway
4. Yahiko you're so cute!!!
5.Aoshi I love you!!
6. Kill Kill Kill Kill
7.GO BATOUSAI!!!
8.Sano I love it when you make fun of me
9. My cooking stinks
10.Megumi my best friend!!
11.I think we all should die
12. This kimono makes me look fat
13. Looks in the mirror crack well that's seven years of bad luck 14. *Runs up to Jin-e* take me!!!!
15.Yahiko!! You don't eat enough
16. Kill him Kenshin give him the chair!!!!
17.i liked you better when you were blind
18.Hiko's hot!!!
19.I am the most idiotic, dumbest\, self absorbed person I know * throws her arms in the air triumphantly*
20.God cant he take a hint
Kenshin's Turn!!
1.Kaoru step five feet to the left then go all the way back.that's right to the cliff
2.DIE!!!!
3. I am the Hitokiri Batousai! Bow to me my minions, bow!!!
4. You shall all die the most painful death smiles have a nice life
5. How come I always get the tofu?
6. I love gambling
7. Kill the fireflies. Pull off each and every little wing!!!!!
8. Shishio you can take Kyoto, I don't give a damn
9.Why is it always "me me me me me" what about ME
10.I hate to help people
11. I don't give a damn about the revolution
12. Sano you're my sworn enemy die sano die
13. Now lets see, you fold the ribbon like this..then you cut it up into little shreds and pieces and then give it back to Kaoru
14.Megumi is a damn fucking slut!!!!!
15. I'm tired of peace; bring the booze and the blood baby YEAH!!!
16.Yahiko your never gonna be good fighter so take the stick and shove it up your ass
17.Kaoru.can I kill you now??
18. *Throws the sword on the ground and stomps on it* Go to hell you fucking sword gets off I'll meet you there later
19.i killed my wife and I'm damn proud of it
20.i meant to walk in on Kaoru in the bath
Sanosuke's turn now this will be fun
1.Gambling is an offense to the government
2. One day I will be a politician
3. Saitoh you are my best friend
4.i don't like the symbol on the back of my shirt
5. Kaoru marry me
6. Megumi brings knife down to her throat DO IT DO IT DO IT* claps as blood spurts*
7.Yahiko can I adopt you
8. Kenshin I need to tell you something..... I have been secretly in love with you for many weeks now
9. Kaoru meet me in the dojo at midnight winks
10. It's either me or her!!!!!
11.i like to walk around nude
12.blink blink blink* opium rox my sox off ..do I have sox????
13.i'm to sexy for my pants.I'm to sexy for my pants
14.peace and love for everyone
15. Hugs a tree bet you didn't know I was a tree hugger didya.
16. I love dogs!!!!!
17. The invention of the train was the best invention since Kaoru's really hideous yet see through kimonos
18.Megumi marry me ...or else
19.Suicide is the way to go
20.Nannananaananaa batmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!
Yahiko's turn next
1.Kaoru you're the most beautiful creature I have ever had the pleasure of laying my eyes on my lovely dear kisses hand
2.Well girls who try to steal stuff aren't really my type not to mention that accent.
3.Misao I love you
4.i quit this useless crap
5. Screw fighting
6.I wanna take over the world
7.Kenshin.....you're a bubblehead
8.I am going on a no food diet!!!!!!
9.Kenshin will you adopt me
10. I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky....*jumps out of window*.SPLAT
Saitoh's turn
1.Western swords are a crap load better then these fucking Japanese swords
2.Kenshin can't we just be friends
3.I are glad it's the Meji era
4.Aku Zoku san my ass
5.Kaoru. may I mate with.*bonk* what I was polite about it
A/n Hey how did you like it????? If you like other anime I am putting more of these on others. so remember to review and then check out my other stories hey I love yallz
-Monkeystarz &Baka-Neko
*********A/n hehehe I love it I believe it will be a masterpiece starting with Kaoru************
1.KENSHIN GET OUT OF MY DOJO
2.screw the damn fireflies!!!!
3.I hated that ribbon anyway
4. Yahiko you're so cute!!!
5.Aoshi I love you!!
6. Kill Kill Kill Kill
7.GO BATOUSAI!!!
8.Sano I love it when you make fun of me
9. My cooking stinks
10.Megumi my best friend!!
11.I think we all should die
12. This kimono makes me look fat
13. Looks in the mirror crack well that's seven years of bad luck 14. *Runs up to Jin-e* take me!!!!
15.Yahiko!! You don't eat enough
16. Kill him Kenshin give him the chair!!!!
17.i liked you better when you were blind
18.Hiko's hot!!!
19.I am the most idiotic, dumbest\, self absorbed person I know * throws her arms in the air triumphantly*
20.God cant he take a hint
Kenshin's Turn!!
1.Kaoru step five feet to the left then go all the way back.that's right to the cliff
2.DIE!!!!
3. I am the Hitokiri Batousai! Bow to me my minions, bow!!!
4. You shall all die the most painful death smiles have a nice life
5. How come I always get the tofu?
6. I love gambling
7. Kill the fireflies. Pull off each and every little wing!!!!!
8. Shishio you can take Kyoto, I don't give a damn
9.Why is it always "me me me me me" what about ME
10.I hate to help people
11. I don't give a damn about the revolution
12. Sano you're my sworn enemy die sano die
13. Now lets see, you fold the ribbon like this..then you cut it up into little shreds and pieces and then give it back to Kaoru
14.Megumi is a damn fucking slut!!!!!
15. I'm tired of peace; bring the booze and the blood baby YEAH!!!
16.Yahiko your never gonna be good fighter so take the stick and shove it up your ass
17.Kaoru.can I kill you now??
18. *Throws the sword on the ground and stomps on it* Go to hell you fucking sword gets off I'll meet you there later
19.i killed my wife and I'm damn proud of it
20.i meant to walk in on Kaoru in the bath
Sanosuke's turn now this will be fun
1.Gambling is an offense to the government
2. One day I will be a politician
3. Saitoh you are my best friend
4.i don't like the symbol on the back of my shirt
5. Kaoru marry me
6. Megumi brings knife down to her throat DO IT DO IT DO IT* claps as blood spurts*
7.Yahiko can I adopt you
8. Kenshin I need to tell you something..... I have been secretly in love with you for many weeks now
9. Kaoru meet me in the dojo at midnight winks
10. It's either me or her!!!!!
11.i like to walk around nude
12.blink blink blink* opium rox my sox off ..do I have sox????
13.i'm to sexy for my pants.I'm to sexy for my pants
14.peace and love for everyone
15. Hugs a tree bet you didn't know I was a tree hugger didya.
16. I love dogs!!!!!
17. The invention of the train was the best invention since Kaoru's really hideous yet see through kimonos
18.Megumi marry me ...or else
19.Suicide is the way to go
20.Nannananaananaa batmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!
Yahiko's turn next
1.Kaoru you're the most beautiful creature I have ever had the pleasure of laying my eyes on my lovely dear kisses hand
2.Well girls who try to steal stuff aren't really my type not to mention that accent.
3.Misao I love you
4.i quit this useless crap
5. Screw fighting
6.I wanna take over the world
7.Kenshin.....you're a bubblehead
8.I am going on a no food diet!!!!!!
9.Kenshin will you adopt me
10. I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky....*jumps out of window*.SPLAT
Saitoh's turn
1.Western swords are a crap load better then these fucking Japanese swords
2.Kenshin can't we just be friends
3.I are glad it's the Meji era
4.Aku Zoku san my ass
5.Kaoru. may I mate with.*bonk* what I was polite about it
A/n Hey how did you like it????? If you like other anime I am putting more of these on others. so remember to review and then check out my other stories hey I love yallz
-Monkeystarz &Baka-Neko