A few days after Armageddon that almost was, Crowley and Aziraphale were enjoying a nice walk in St. James's Park when Crowley noticed that the 'humans' around them were acting oddly. It did not take him long to realise that they are not humans, but their ex-coworkers coming to punish them for treason. As quick as lightning, he pulls Aziraphale into his arms and hides them from view with his wings.
This surprised both sides but their surprise soon turns into shock as hellfire surrounds them. When it finally died down and Crowley opens up his wings they can only watch as tears roll down Crowley's cheek as ashes that covered him is gently blown away by the wind.
"You...you killed him..." Sandalphon whispered in shock as he stares at the demon with wide eyes.
Crowley turns to face Sandalphon as the tears continue to flow. "I won't let you harm a single hair on his head." He said softly.
"And you thought killing him is the best way to go?" Uriel asked as they narrow their eyes.
"I didn't kill him, I saved him." Crowley grinned widely, looking quite mad. "You on the other hand, oh I would just love to show you all the wonderful ways humans have been killing each other!" He laughed loudly as he wipes his tears away. "Or maybe I should just burn you all, how's that?"
The angels all take a few steps back as Crowley summon hellfire in his right hand. "Aww come on now, don't be shy. Who wants to go first?" Crowley asked as he walks towards them menacingly only to be stopped by a blow to the head that knocks him to the ground.
"Normally we would be more than happy to let you kill off a few angels but we have an arrangement with them." Hastur said as he leans down to look at the demon struggling to stay awake. "It is just too bad you chose this time to act like a real demon." He said just as Crowley lost the battle and pass out.
"...and the murderer of a fellow demon, a crime I saw with my own eyes!" Hastur said as he keeps his eyes on the traitor in front of him.
"Creatures of Hell, you have heard the evidence against the demon known as Crowley. What is your verdict?" Beelzebub asked even though there is really no need to.
"Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!" They chanted from behind the safety of the glass.
Beelzebub smiles at Crowley. "Do you have anything to szzay before we take our vengeance on you?"
Crowley shrugs his shoulders and grinned widely. "What's it going to be? An eternity in the deepest pit?" Looking like someone who has already planned an escape.
"Oh no, we are going to do something even worse. Letting the punishment fit the crime." Hastur said before a DING could be heard and the Archangel Michael walks over and holding a glass jug, filled with water.
"The Archangel Michael? That's...unlikely." Crowley said with a hint of surprise in his voice.
"Cooperation with our old enemies." Dagon smiles.
"Oy. Wank-wings. You brought the stuff?" Hastur asked.
"I did. I'll be back to collect it." Michael said as he held the glass jug out for the demons to take, only to be stopped by Hastur.
"Um no, I think perhaps you ought to do the honours. It's err...I've seen what that stuff can do." Hastur said nervously.
Michael didn't say a word as he pours the jug of water into the bathtub, the group of demons behind the glass all gasps in horror as the water continues to flow until the bathtub is filled.
"That's holy water." Crowley said seriously, even he is leaning nervously away from the bathtub.
"The holiest, yes." Michael said.
"It'sz not that we don't truszt you, Michael, but obviously we don't truszt you. Hazstur, test it." Beelzebub ordered.
Hastur walks towards the little demonic Usher and grabs him by his tail as Michael walks away.
"No! No no no! What did I do?" The little demon asked in terror as he flails around in an attempt to free himself.
"Wrong place. Wrong time." Hastur said as he walks over to the bathtub and drops the Usher in.
"Please! Please no AHHHHHH!" He screamed in pain before vanishing.
"Demon Crowley, I sentence you to extinction by holy water. You have anything to say?" Beelzebub asked as Crowley turns to face them with a grin on his face.
"Well best not to dilly or dally I won't want to keep my Angel waiting for too long." Crowley's grin widens as the thought of Aziraphale.
"He has truly gone mad, I knew being on earth too long isn't good for us." Hastur said as Crowley is untied.
Crowley smirked as he places both his hands on the bathtub and looks up to face the crowd of demons. "Time to make a splash." He said to them before he quickly lifts himself off the ground and drops into the holy water with such focus some of the holy water is forced out of the bathtub, where they flare and burn through the floor. He melts into the water like the Usher but he did not make a sound.
~Somewhere on earth~
A mother is crying softly to herself as she hugs her stillborn child close to her. She was alone at home when she suddenly went into labour, she knew no one would be home anytime soon and she is in too much pain to grab the phone so she did her best to safely give birth her first child but something must have gone wrong, she must have done something wrong and now her child is being punished for her mistake.
"I am so sorry, Sweetheart. Mommy is so sorry..." She sobs softly as she presses her forehead against her child's, unknown to her, at that moment her child's eyes changed for a split second before letting out their first cry.
The mother looks down at her child in shock before smiling softly as she rocks her baby. "You're alive. It's a miracle." She gently kisses her child's forehead. "Mommy is here, Sweetie. I won't let anyone hurt you." She said softly, not knowing the power that is now sealed in her child's body and she would not live long enough to find out.